₦airaland Forum

Owoloku1:
Every court order has been obeyed so far
..so what are you talking about?

which court order is this wan talking about...

sabatok:
I read all dis false allegations against PDP by APC. The bullion van no fit carry 10billion aw can 10billion enter 17suitcases. is dis aw buhari govt will b, allegations everyday no development.

pounds or dollers broo

Abeg make we heard word, gej isn't a saint and we know this Babangida, Obasanjo, Abachi, Atiku and co lotted billions of dollars way more than this. And no one seems to be talking about it. Nigerian citizens are like zombie's they only believe what they are told by the government, that is why they will keep deceiving them with fake campaign promises.

oshyno:
For this hash economy , damn dude is made for life. By now lawyers wud be trooping in to his house begging to represent him in charges he will file against the military.If I were the guy, 200milla for a start. Then compulsory tirement of all the cadets.

I bet somebody somewhere in ojuelegba is begging n hoping to be beaten also.economy bad my brother.

my guy u make sense die, as in 200mil for damages, dismissal of the cadets and a vacation to the USA for treatment and recreation to free my mind..

Lilimax:
The moderator that brought this crap to the front page should be investigated

what's this one saying... Aren't u supposed to be in your jamb class

You mean the projects that where never completed

LORDSAMURAI:
Pls is it wrong to take holy communion today in church and have sex with a lady in the choir in the church bathroom? are there repercussions? since we are both adult and the deed was done after church service, should i be worried?

OP no offence but you are a mad man. I fear holy communion like its From God himself if I do bad thing I no dey near am. U com take am finish go 4ck for church bathroom, with a choir member? This is why no one should judge me since I stopped going to church!! The church have lost it..

kaziblake:
There is this popular American pastor who goes by the name(carl lentz).

He has tattoos drawn all over his arms but he still perform wonders and had drawn many Hollywood actors to christ,for example,he made jarule a born again christian.

He preaches the gospel well and act according to the gospel but his tattoos seem's to turn me off.

Can this type of pastor make heavean?


About female wearing trousers and ear rings,in the old testament the women of Israel wear jewelries a lot...if God condemned those stuff as you claimed,he wouldn't have created them in the first place.

did God create cigerates, alcohol, cocaine, lesbianism, phonography I can name them for ever. Yes God condemned jewelries in the old testament, mind you the Israelites used it to make a god when Moses went to get the commandments, why else will you Peirce your body if not to put jewelry on them.

help3852:
pls don't misinterpret the bible the new testament did not come to destroy the old testament. We must be very careful in our interpretation of the words of God, even Jesus On several occasions made reference to the old testament, even during his temptation all his response to the devil were scriptures from the old testament.

Present your bodies as a living sacrifice to the Lord, what do you understand by that …

you don't get it! Their are many portions of the old testament you can't imagine God can ever encourage. Example during war you are expected to kill him(the unbeliever) and take his wife and children as slaves. Some Today Muslims think it's right to kill because God encouraged it. The qoran and the bible tell the same stories in slitly different ways but you read it well u get the same picture. All am saying is if anyone thinks the old testament should be fully adhered to, then he should welcome all the evil done their as well which isn't right. Some of the things God encouraged is sickling... And morally wrong.

help3852:
pls don't misinterpret the bible the new testament did not come to destroy the old testament. We must be very careful in our interpretation of the words of God, even Jesus On several occasions made reference to the old testament, even during his temptation all his response to the devil were scriptures from the old testament.

Present your bodies as a living sacrifice to the Lord, what do you understand by that …

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oyeludef:
the portions of the old testament dat needed to be corrected were corrected by Jesus during his several sermons and dey are recorded.

story. I don't see where Jesus corrected slavery, polygamy, tattoo marks and body piercing. And even if it where corrected why wasn't it discarded. Why are they still in our bibles today? For reference purposes or to confuse Christians ??

SamJed:
my sisters don't pierce their ears...i don't know if it is wrong to pierce ears but my sisters and my mum don't wears earrings

okay good, now this your own believe of Christianity . many other people believe you look the way you like but your inner self is what God looks at. This is the problem with religion today, so much conflict and too many church's.

Laveda:
It's just something I don't accept..
Imagine walking on the road and one guy just stops me like that? what for? I don't like it..if you want directions fine I'll help if I can but asking me out?
No mehn

babe no vex, how old are you?

SamJed:
I believe doing what is right before Jesus eyes...if i can't imagine Jesus doing tattoos then i can't do it...

can your sister imagine Jesus piercing his ear? Because Jesus can't so she shouldn't

If you think the old testament is valid then you should equally have a second wife because God himself encouraged it, he encouraged war, sacrifice of animal blood, and slavery too. Old things are past away including the old testament.

Montaque:
The name of the ship wasn't mentioned. how are we suppose to believe u guys. Just calling a dog a bad name in order to hang it. What does the ship contain that I will be worth hijacking?

oil, plenty oil worth millions of dollars!!! Expertrates (oyibo men plenty inside) and the ship alone ? $5million. So now you know worth an oil vessel is worth.

TonyeBarcanista:
So na IPOBians blow oil installation on our land and tried to frame Tompolo? The Nigeria military should deploy every force on these people. In fact, it is high time IPOB is proscribed as a terrorist organisation

you no just get sense at all. Seems you reading this upside down.

@OP am currently facing the same problem right now. She's a medical student and lives with her anti, her mom a widow can't pay her fees and her anti is saying its too much for her alone so she might drop out if NL one helps. In as much as I love her so much to marry her I just can't do that now cause am not ready to have kids, I have the resources to take care of a family but I don't want that now. Paying her fees is something I can do buh to be honest this girls ain't loyal. Am yet to figure a way to do this but definitely I won't fall a victim.

santakris:
In the spite of armed robbery, here is something you may really need.   
                                                                           
    WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR   
        RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU.       
                                                                           
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS
                          1254, YOU PUNCH 4521.                           
                                                                           
  THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE 
  STUCK INTO THE  MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT  WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT 
                          THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF.                         
                                                                           
    EVERY ATM HAS IT, IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP.   
                                                                           
                      NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.                                 
    FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE FOR.

Nice but dangerous, robbers are generally smart! What if after the reverse pin input the robber plays on your intelligence and ask you to input your pin in reverse (the right pin). Will the money come out? What if you are taken to another ATM and he insists you should input the reverse pin first will it come out? What if they check your account balance will it show ?I think their should be a temporal account freeze threshold lets say 12hrs after you input the reverse pin for this to work effectively and for you to be safe. The last thing you need is a criminal to be ahead of you to avoid stories that touch.

costandi:
If I can have it, why can't I give it?

Learn this friends; whatever you give cannot make you poorer.

try this, give your entire salary for the next 5yrs. Every penny you have give it. Your children's school fees sow it as a seed. Tell mama Nkechi your wife your in for exclusive giving for the next five years. Buy food stuffs on credit and tell them to come collect their money in five years, tell your landlord his rent is in five years. And go tell PHCN to calculate 5yrs bill for you and pand payment til then. I bet you , you will never be poor in your life in fact you will be the second richest guy on earth soon. Ode!!

Kirigidi:
They ar d same Igbo IPOB activists masquaradin as Niger-Delta militants just to mislead/deciev d public into believin dat we ar in supprt of dia Igbo Biafra. Biafra is exclusivly an Igbo affair, nd not for us non Igbo Niger-Deltans! Dat so-calld general Ben is unknwn in d Niger-Delta region! It is better he is addressd "Igbo militant", nd not "Niger-Delta militant"!

its obvious you aren't reading this write up. You just sit down at home and type trash. They said they are Niger Delta militants and they are In support of biafria!! And u rebrand them Igbo militants. For the record igbos won't even go this far and are far more peaceful.

Where are all the E worries claiming the militants are making noice? Oya come and join the army and fight militants Rubbish. PMB is a disaster to this country and has nothing good to offer. If he really wants to fight corruption then he has to jail himself too cause he is curropt!

Hmmmm Oga op how can this be 2015 model,

Julietcutie:
Seriously why ...I have a friend who loves her boyfriend so much she is willing to do anything to keep her boyfriend. Although they don't bleep sha but they do other romantic touch touch stuffs. She is loyal, pretty & has good curves though...but at the end of the day, the so called bfoyfriend breaks her heart by cheating on her with a girl he says is his female friend....Now my friend has been emotionally down since Monday ....Seriously guys should just stop this cheating. I pity her sha

he loves her but probably cheated cause of sex. Men can't do without sex if they tell you they can its either do masturbate or they have a sex mate
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@OP you have a good woman. For her to tell you this she really loves you and don't want to hurt you in future for this. Marry that girl!!! She can conceive. You lucky shaa good woman hard to find.

Toks2008:
And wat if its just sex?

The0 way some guys nake comment here is suggestive of the value they place on the woman in their life.

I cant remember when last i made love and that is because when i have sex i have a quality one from with a lady i deeply cherish and not the pay as you do type or the type you get from sare wagbas and i dont do just S-E-X. but i make love with a lady i love.

If not for the sluttiness of ladies of today,no guy dares commonizes sexing a woman as just s e x except you see that lady as the same s e x workers please guys should stop seing s e xual act with a lady they claim they truly desire as just S E X

@Op but wait o, so u just sat down , TOOK YOUR PHONE AND ONED YOUR DATA. OPENED OPERA MINI AND CAME TO NAIRALAND TO TYPE THIS RUBBISH!! ITS OBVIOUS WOMAN NEVER DO YOU SOMETHING BEFORE!! CAUSE IF THEY HAVE YOU WON'T COME HERE TO RIGHT THIS TRASH!! IF A LADY DOESN'T LIKE ME FOR ME SHE SHOULD GERROUT!!!!!!!!!! I ANT CHANGING FOR ANY ONE!!

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.

The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

Rubbish!!!!! I do all these and what DOES she bring to the table, SEX? B**CH PLSSS!!

EnterPRO:
some banks have special USSD codes you can use to check your balance.


some have IVR lines you can call to get your transaction history too.


he can as well install the bank app on his phone and password it.

okay thank you very much. I will ask customer care about this. Thanks everyone.

Atesunate15:
Activating sms and email update will save the stress

Yes this is a good option but am sure you've heard of fraudulent alerts whereby the crime is committed with someone working in your bank who sends ur account balance to the scammer. All the scammer needs is your phone number and an insider of your bank. Cases like this happen in alaba.

I recently discovered my friend who's a wealthy business man withdraw money before me and checked his balance with an ATM and woo lots of money in their. I advised him to dispose the card for security reasons (kidnapping and robbery). He could be kidnapped and kept for weeks till the entire money is withdrawn via ATM. He told me the kind of business he does runs in millions per transaction and he doesn't accept cash payment but bank transfer, so the ATM card is to confirm payment. Pls what other alternative can one use to confirm payment fast and accurately.