₦airaland Forum

beautyerhu86:
Dey dere mek pant wear u

unlock locked and erased iphone from icloud, I don't mean the one with an email hint bro no hacker can unlock that phone. What they do now is charge you and tell u it will take 3weeks or more, then use ur money for some other business make profit and refund you, so ur actually lending your money to them!!

theshaderoom:
Lwkm... wicked boy! His girlfriend is clearly not a Nigerian girl, she will still keep the blocked phone just to punish him

Na she go tire na, cause she can never use that phone and the guy knows.

EBUBS:
Due to the high cost of data/internet in Nigeria, Nigerians are getting so used to the habit of looking for short-cut/awoof, mostly among the students. Inasmuch as using these cheats has advantages, their disadvantages counts more.
1. ITS STEALING: Stealing is defined as the illegal act of taking another person's property without that person's freely-given consent. the truth can be bitter you know but it must be told(lol). That someone is a thief is not only when he carries a gun, illegal means of acquiring services from providers is also stealing.
2. KILLS TIME: since its free you would want to use it really well, at least before the network blocks the cheat (nawao). You've done allot, only to realize that you've not even used up to a gig, (omoh). you then start looking for unimportant and irrelevant things to do online to make sure you use it to the fullest,meanwhile there are important tasks ahead of you. This will eventually lead to more and more procrastination.
3. SLEEPLESS NIGHTS: As per unlimited things you didn't pay for na, you then try to download all the (irrelevant) games and movies you need so badly, but the network disconnects at times so you need to stay awake to make sure you connect back. you then check the time only to realize its 4am (lol) and you either work or lectures to attend to by 7am. (Na only serious coffee go save you). The funniest part is that you'll repeat same things the next day since the internet is faster at night.
4. PORN ADDICTION: You told yourself that you never visit that porn site anymore, but then remebered that you have a veery fast and free internet at you reach. You then tell yourself just one clip, from one you end up spending hours watching porn (how you go take stop). addiction continues since the na awoof internet.
5. A SIN: Exodus 20:15 says ;"You shall not steal". If you think its not a sin when you use cheats tell me how.
The truth is so bitter.....

since Internet service providers won't give us cheap internet we have no choice.

ddippset:
If they show their faces, they would have 5 million job less biafran youths waiting to assassinate them when they set foot in the south east!

what happenes to witness protection? Even before a mixco drug lord is convicted someone testifies against him and u will see the person speak! How dangerous is a drug lord compared to UN armed protester. U need sense bro, buhari is destroying this country!

Buhari is becoming a redicule, so after this nonsense u will convict kanu? Okay o..

hooli:
Woooah... Did dat come from experience? lol..
Criouxly dere was a tym I used 2..but not anymore

hmmmm, OP this is first hand experience. ... Stop it completely in 3 weeks kongi wey go hold u eh!!

hooli:
Don't have feelings for neither sex whatsoever. is did a problem?

your masturbating too much

Tecno is trash. Collect it smash it and buy her iPhone 6s. Thank me later

johnmartus:
the position ubah is asking for is a sensitive one which cannot be materialize he should have know that he cannot reap in where he did not sow imagine ubah magic has started working how? as if the president give him go ahead? must he praise himself when is not even yet allow to do the job? and besides is there is no any other way he could use to see the president in private instead of social media? if he want to play gamble he should seek for another place else.naira is coming back i salute mr president courage kudos to you sir.

Do you really think Uba is begging the FG?? I don't think you know who UBA is (ask Forbes) . This is the problem with Nigerians, everyone was crying we are finished and someone has a solution that works and you stone him. Uba doesn't need peanuts from your Federal government his trying to save broke asses like you and you should be thankful.

MyGeneration:
What can they do, if they try any rubbish, its there land that wud be polluted, if they bomb any pipeline the military wud show whomsoever dats involved the true definition of hell.
If this lazy people like let them not go and work let them be waiting for free money.
FYI am not yoruba am a Nigerian.

Look at this one This country is already hotter than ever and everyone is feeling the heat of inflation. If tomorrow militants decide to carry guns and go back to their old ways it won't be better for Nigeria economically in anyway. Instead of you to pray that God brings peace to this country and devine solutions your singing war. It's obvious you don't reside anywhere in Nd. Pls talk wisely.

adebanjotunde83:
Oga Uche! Have u ever witness an onslaught of Nigerian army before? They will level any community that stand against them! Pls don't push bro Tompolo to early ....

yes I have in a place called sambasi Forest. Oh is it because it's not published when boko boys masacara military men? If you have a relation in the Army you will understand what I mean. Buhari is doing things by force and in the military way. If he continues he will definitely see the consequences.

Buhari , why is Amachi celebrated? Why is he not facing EFCC!! He diverted billions of naira ment for the state into your campaign and you gave him a seat next to you, and you sing curroption for us. We are watching o!!! Not all Nigerians are gullible. We know what we know and not what you tell the media to tell us.

kay29000:
Great...but what job will he do after now? He can't be driving Corolla and be selling shoe rack.

cab in airports only. He will make it their, and meet more people that will change his life for the best.

Op nawa o... God saved your life and hers I can see your mom is really praying for you. Greed is one thing that can kill and kill over and over again because people will always be greedy. Thank God for your life brother .

umehmj:
the girl forgot this is naija and not Yankee. It's easier in Yankee and almost impossible here in naija. now let's say a guy got admitted in school at 19 and spends another 4 or 5 years or even more in school. automatically that adds up to 25 or more. the ones that go into apprenticeship spends even longer period. the ones that dares to leave home at tender age are the ones you see street hawking, sleeping under the bridge and thugs at motor parks. naija hard. only very very few makes it out of home before 25

wrong analysis bro!! At 25 I was an employer of labour able to foot the bills and make a good living so its very possible.

umehmj:
the girl forgot this is naija and not Yankee. It's easier in Yankee and almost impossible here in naija. now let's say a guy got admitted in school at 19 and spends another 4 or 5 years or even more in school. automatically that adds up to 25 or more. the ones that go into apprenticeship spends even longer period. the ones that dares to leave home at tender age are the ones you see street hawking, sleeping under the bridge and thugs at motor parks. naija hard. only very very few makes it out of home before 25

wrong analysis bro!!

I left home At 22

gypsey:
my boss salary is £ 1m a year that's like £100000 a month, me thinks he is wealthy. don't ya all think he is?

few years after he stops working or is dead ask this question again. You might not need answers from anyone!

SSpeter:
Bros your salary can make you "over wealthy".....i have seen entrepreneurs that make 28m(as in gross) a year and I have also seen some one pay slip of 41m a year....since that day..are they both not wealthy?....if you hear some people salary.....you go get convulsion......the good thing about being a boss is having time for urself and ur family. most business men were once employees....unless those wey govt help...

have u seen an entrepreneur who makes 800 million naira a year? I have seen!! My former boss makes 600m a year and he is the director and CEO of his company in pH!! 46m wan give convulsion, bros u never see anything yet.

EggovinMma:
I AM STILL ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF MASTURBATOR ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA AND I AINT PLANNING TO QUIT! !
It's better to masturbate than fuccck around like a rabid dog.
If my hubby in future do shakara with him prick, I will stretch my legs around him a d masturbate to high heavens! !! I WILL LEAVE HIM IN SHOCK! IF HIM NO FIT FUCCCK ME, I FUCCCK MY SELF BY MY SELF, bath go sleep! !!!!


One good thing about masturbating is you can fucck just ANY BODY! !! I may decide to do Idris Alba today, and tomorrow I may reluctantly choose TOM CRUISE
But seriously, why porn dey disgusting immediately after masturbating?Devil get power sha!!

This babe is just too funny . My wife does that will seriously turn me on. Just like watching Jeda fire doing her thing

danehijan:
person wei neva chop bele full wetin wan make him get pong throat for car?

bros if u never chop beleful no buy, people we don chop beleful plenti for we country. Face your hustle first when God bless you u buy your own car. Economy is hard yes!! But people still dey buy house, car , jet . Just wait for your time even if doller na 1k to 1n. If God bless you it won't matter.

DJBIGGY:
am not hating on the senator nor Innoson motors but i just have a question:

1. This kyn jeep? Will it be fairly affordable for the common man... While the need to patronize Nigerian products is important... Is it not better to start small for it to benefit the majority masses? Man that is suffering to eat a square meal will look at this like waste.

BTW The ride looks nice as hell

who told u its only suv innosin manufactures? He manufactures small cars too pls..

Igbo kwenu!!

Me and myself..

LoremIpsum:
Let the Oil wells even dry up!

you must be an idiot. How poor do you think you will get if it does. These guys have made enough to travel anywhere in the world. Na your village you go pack go.

marvelck:
When a lady dresses like this to Church, what's really on her mind? To worship and listen to the word of God, or to advertize herself and also look out for eligible bachelors in church. Which is now a trend among most ladies who troop to Church every sunday...

OP you are a mad man..

kaziblake:
Eeyah,Forgive and forget.
Life is too short bro.

I forgave her a long time ago, i was faithful to her to the core introduced her to mom and family. but because I was hustling then she dumbed my broke a$$ . If my mom hear say I accept her back hmmmm.. Na die by fire she go pray for one month.

kaziblake:
Lol@juju.
True love's never die.

lol, they can if the fault isn't from any, example distance maybe they where separated from childhood, or lost of communication ( maybe a natural disaster). But if she left him cause he was broke hmmmm. A guy will forgive u but never fully return to you, he might have fun with u but won't settle down you. It's only possible in nollywood movies.. It can happen sha but chances are very slim, am speaking from experience. My ex is so broke that I just don't understand why God keeps putting her in situations that requires my help. Usually I do but no amount of begging can bring us back together and yea I loved her soo darn much....

kaziblake:
Eeyah!
I'm so sorry..take heart.

Believe it,you guys can still be 2gether if he isn't married.

no dey can't trust me. Except she use juju.

hurting:
Good day all! I never thought I will never create a topic like this because I believed I had a perfect love life. I have to create this moniker just for this topic that has and still eating me deep. I will try to make it as brief as possible.

I have been a relationship for 7yrs with the lady that I love beyond measures. I do anything possible within my reach to satisfy n make her happy. She has also been wonderful and almost perfect (nobody is). We started dating from uni days and where d pride n envy of many even after school.

After my service, I started looking for job but as things get murky in d labour market, I started a little ICT troubleshooting hustle, just to keep body n soul together before d job comes. Now this lady has been supportive all d way, after her service she moved to where am based, we managed what we have. She got a job while I was still doing what I do, I could provide for d daily running around like food, clothing, small bills, etc. I could pay my rent sometimes but atimes my siblings support me. When biz haven't been good.

Now this my lady resigned from where she was working because her female boss wasn't treating them well, tru one of my friends I secured a better paying n welfare job in a construction firm for her. We have been doing fine all this while but when I proposed to her she said we should wait till I get a better paying job. I make an average of 35-40k at d end of month but because I spend on what we need in d house I usually don't have it in bulk at d end of d month. She earns around 80k plus a car. Her new boss gives car loan to all his staff down to d secretary. She is an engineer there. She have been having this fear of lack because of what she faced as a child, so whenever d issue of marriage comes up she says I shld wait till I get a job n when ever her friends or mine wedd she cries n complain that I dnt want to marry her. I have promised her that we can make it with our present earnings n with time I will get that job. I knw I live far better than some married men in terms of finances.

This year I made up my mind to ask her for hand in marriage on vals day, but last week she gave me d shocker of my life, but telling me she had moved on because of my employment status. I have begged like I ave never begged anyone before, telling her that am very sure d job will come before d babies start coming. She told me she has found someone else and that she has made up her mind.

She still loves me, but the job issue I her phobia, dont get me wrong she is very decent n has been faithful all our yrs together. Right now my heart is torn to shreds, I don't sleep at night, I cry every night, I cant eat well, I have lost weight. Am I beginning to scare my self with d kind of suicidal thoughts I have these days. I have built my whole adult life around her, I try to let go but cant.

Pls nairalanders advice me before I do something drastic, I need all the advice I can get, am on job sites 24/7 now just to get something n probably win her back. She is not after riches just d basics. And for those that will lash me, I need it too, it might cheer me a bit.
Pls help a brother.

pls help me push this to FP I need all d advice I could get before its too late for me.

P.S. Sorry for any grammatical blunder n punctuation errors.

Is it just me or is this guys mumuisim not quantifiable by any equipment in the world . OP you are blinded by love but she isn't, ladies think differently then men, its possible she weighed her chances a long time before you!!! 35k - 40k plus hers is enough to start a simple family and pend havig babies till you make a decent income. This your matter just dey vex me because you aren't thinking straight!! So now u wan hustle to get a b*itch back not to build a life she we envy and regret she left you. You aren't lazy from what you said I can tell you will make it somehow someday. Op focus on your hustle and keep the fire burning you will make it. This b*itches ain't loyal. If u kill your self she will come for your burial eat your rich and go home and F@ck her husband and forget you. You don't know girls o, I sorry for you.

vicdamm:
Even the dogs smell was enough to kill a human as it was soaked in its own poo and urine

op I owned a cat before, the last thing you should do is bath it when it's sick. Feed the dog then take to a vet for injections and medication. That's the only way you can save her life.