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Romance / Re: 23 Common (signs Of Verbal Abuse) In A Relationship You Must Know by MimiSheWrote(f): 8:43pm On Dec 13, 2022
You did great OP... It's time we Africans start paying attention to these things.

It's time we realize that mental health is as important as physical health... And also more fragile.

A very simple careless action or statement towards a friend, a parent or your own child can cause a lifetime damage to their mental well-being.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Massacred Children In Its War Against Boko Haram - Reuters by MimiSheWrote(f): 5:43am On Dec 13, 2022
There is a possibility that Nigerian Army did all that.

But it's also possible that Reuters are only trying to penetrate Nigerian media space... We have the largest internet users in Africa so we are a big fish to fry.
Foreign Affairs / Re: One Missile Into Russia, Hundreds Of Warheads In Return - Putin Warns by MimiSheWrote(f): 5:22am On Dec 13, 2022
I don't know much about this war, but I don't understand why people here are tagging US as Christians, which makes Russia what exactly?

Russia and Eastern Europe are more Christians than the US/West

West now practice "Woke" religion.

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Family / Re: Baby Trying To Feed Himself Uses Noodle To Design His Body, Video Gets 29m Views by MimiSheWrote(f): 1:00am On Dec 11, 2022
Lol Obviously staged! But damn he is so adorable regardless!
Family / Re: Baby Trying To Feed Himself Uses Noodle To Design His Body, Video Gets 29m Views by MimiSheWrote(f): 12:59am On Dec 11, 2022
Fighter2029:
Why do I have the feelings that this baby was designed with this noddle by an adult?
finally... someone with a working I.Q!
Crime / Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by MimiSheWrote(f): 12:33am On Dec 11, 2022
MisterGrace:


Tbh, things like this happens everyday. I have a receipt of a confession in my Facebook dm, but for the sake of identity security, I'm not able to share it in here.
you are a priest?
Crime / Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by MimiSheWrote(f): 10:39pm On Dec 10, 2022
Staged bullshit... Stop promoting useless topics here abeg

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 9:24am On Dec 09, 2022
jodpoundz:

A lady with wack flows
Is stupidity overflow
Damn am not suppose to do this but i gat to
I have to make you know i gat 2 to 332 styles
Of flows i can dismantle you with
Inflict you with bruce like wilt
Or i could make it snappy with Tek waldo
Then I'll impose a little bit of judo
To scrabble your mind like ludo
Then put you in dream fantasies of limbo

Lets dig it lady you no match for me



Lol you ain't designed for this game Mr Poundz!

Leggo...

He is only as harmful as his own reflection/
and therefore,........pose no threat to this sole invasion/.......he is a natural weakling...I mean if you ever hear "Pounds strong"?? trust me... its got to be DZ whole inflation!/

I see you trying to be my next victim/....with those school anthems you are scripting?/ hehe Negro please! you are basic....... and your 'flow? messed up and below' .....no sewage system!/

Yes that was pun intended, But it went smoothly over your freaking bald/......imma big gurl.... I have never been the 'stingy type.... 'so right here Imma be "wasting Pounds"...... and if anyone attempts to "save pounds"??............then Im smashing their "Piggy bank!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 3:01am On Dec 08, 2022
fadal:


I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT BITES ON THE FORUM ALLOT OF NIGGERS BITE TOO
Lol that sucks angry

But well at least you owned it.

Well biting is not nice though, you should try and write something of your own... Cos thats the fun.

I'm kind of struggling with English, cos it's not my most first language... I spent most of time growing up in a French speaking country, but that didn't stop me from trying!


A little something more... OK Lets go

Should i rhyme about the bombs I have defused?/ or how I put 'stakes' through 'bitters' like you?/
While keeping the 'lines short' like midgets in a queue?/

Im programned ta kill..
my battle tactics is a flex/... I spear bitches at distance in a haste/ but dudes? I wait for em to 'come first......' Then I eat em up like a 'black window' In a heat!/

If it's cypher you seek..
I can also flow on a beat/ even pedophiles can't f*ck with this kid/ n like Nitara in Mortal kombat.. this 'bitch is lethal with em spits'!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 5:19pm On Dec 07, 2022
fadal:
These lil niggas don't move me, go watch a movie
I'm too smooth, white prada shoes with the dooey
I spin ya fukin neck when I speed the through
The ceilin is see-through, all you top billin off of me too
You might as well give ya money to me shorty
Can't dance in the strip club when your 40
Come here, I show you how to get it if you with it
If you let me I can teach you how to take it to the top
With a bottle of Cris lady you'll be naked on the spot
Gassed up from the conversation in the drop
It won't be gifts or vacation to the trop's
This hard dick bubble gum stake him in the pots
I got a brand new semi out the box
Just in case a nigga think he smooth enuff to sneak in
You'll be one eyed shorter from the slaughter
And ill be on the yacht round water out in Florida
Fuk the drama wassup, ya hammers in the truck
You butt, so chill or ima have to fuk you up for real
Cristal bottle in ya grill, ill
You'll be in ground before glass teeth and blood spill
They all know I'm a threat hoppin out the Lex
I got a bitch for every letter in the alphabet
Like Aron and Brandy, Cary and Donna
Erica and Felicia I nicknamed her Gabbana
Light skinned Heather I met her around the way
And there's a few names that I ain't suppose to say
So ima skip to J, 'cause Jasmine and Jeniffer
Jaw bone in, Jessica come runs by the messenger
They all know when it come to the hoes
I get em down and they on under clothes, in them bundlelobes
Nah I don't need an umbrella the car come with those
And to get one of those, you'll need 100 shows
I'm all summer froze, so the gun exposed
Ill gun butt ya fuker, here's a bloody nose
Yea that was yo bitch, but the dummy chose
Yea I'm grimy as fuk you got to love it tho
Shorty caught feelings after I stroked her so what
Take a picture write a book call Oprah Blow Up"
You'll find a ice pic in a flow
With a coke colored coupe white whip in the snow
Me and the bread bandin like a love-vendor and a hoe
Like smoker or the pipe like the coke on the phypes
I don't continue nothin I'm the stroker her on the night
On the sofa or the floor, hoe chokin off the mic
Like Banks I don't usually do, well they usually do
And they'll all learn to like it you get used to it too
Niggas starin at my chain 'cause it use to be blue
But I changed like you, deuce deuce in his shoe
I'm on kush, cranberry juice goose and I'm through
Then its back to the mansion to do what I do
I'm back nigga, this is part 2
The hunger for more money I'm right at ya door dummy
?? pops bottles up, nigga I'm by the buck
Don't look at the Ferrari you can't even buy the truck
Ya boy fresh out the hood and he hot as Bleep
On a hunt for the cheese, keep ya ricatta tucked
They on that plottin shit, right in the lobby shit
Run up in my yard and run around with the shoddy shit
Family members identified in a body shit
'cause it been so long, that John Gotti shit
I'm in the 2-0-0 Maserati whip
Concrete colored Mclaren its a hobby shit
I was honestly feeling this, like I wanted to call you out for a battle, but then I found out you ain't shit!!! Dude 'you bite harder' than
a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Smh!

angry angry

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Romance / Re: What Killed Rap Music In Nigeria by MimiSheWrote(f): 4:15pm On Dec 06, 2022
I guess Nigerians in general find it easier to relate to Afro beats genre than hip-hop(rap)

Maybe it's cultural...

But I love rap, sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong Era... Or in the wrong part of the world... So sad... As a girl people give you an unusual look or make a sexist comment when they see you listening to rap music... smh.

That's got to stop people... cos it's not healthy...
Politics / Re: Fear Mustn’t Lead Our Youths To ‘japa’ – Osinbajo by MimiSheWrote(f): 1:17pm On Dec 05, 2022
Ok
Sports / Re: Iran DESTROYS Family Home Of Rock Climber Who Competed Without Headscarf by MimiSheWrote(f): 1:13pm On Dec 05, 2022
That's unfair... it wasn't even her fault, the head cover fell off while she was climbing!

God save Iranian women and all women around the world from 'evil minded' men.

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Romance / Re: My Traditional Marriage Pics by MimiSheWrote(f): 12:57pm On Dec 05, 2022
Awwwwww lovely, GOD bless your new home. your wife is beautiful sir smiley cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 12:47pm On Dec 05, 2022
Mic Check 1..2...

OK flow for rank? I'm on it/ I ain't from the streets... I'm honest/ buh I'm an 'outdoor fitness chick' ... Cos the 'street? I run it!/

And.... I don't roll with em gangs/ cos I'm a vamp with em fangs/ yall gon think it's 'Islamic police' how I'm quickly shutting down yall 'bars'/

Alright alright I admit it.. I ain't tough with my fists/ I ain't a real vamp too... so i ain't got fangs but a teeth/ but trust me on this one, I got a 'death note' and i I kill thugs with my scripts!/

And....i'm way ahead of my time too/ before all that feminism bullshit... I was already "squaring with em dudes" fool... / but then I turned vegan... Cos last time I tried beef? Damn i ate the chef too!/

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Politics / Re: Fulani People Show Peter Obi Support (Video) by MimiSheWrote(f): 10:59am On Dec 05, 2022
Good move...
Hunger knows no tribe or religion!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by MimiSheWrote(f): 10:53am On Dec 05, 2022
100Barz:
I beat ur ass Black & Blue n have you looking like Tie & Die.
I know I Wiped That Smile.
I don't roll with em gangs/ cos I'm a vamp with em fangs/
It's ain't no 'Islamic police' but i done shut down '100 bars'/
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by MimiSheWrote(f): 10:34am On Dec 05, 2022
bolajibaok:
and is yours a diss?, alex is similar to a lexus ,
he walks on his foot all day and calls himself toyota legxus
You are about to be maimed/ for the wack you just penned/
Quit acting tough... Cos you can only be 'deadly' when you add 'E' to your name/ (Ebola)

tongue

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Romance / Re: Emotional Video Shows Moment Hermes Reunited With 2nd 'oyinbo' Lover After BBN by MimiSheWrote(f): 10:58am On Dec 04, 2022
Hmmm Good for him angry

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Celebrities / Re: Reactions As Nigerian Lady Takes Her Daughter To The River On Her 5th Birthday by MimiSheWrote(f): 6:14pm On Dec 03, 2022
Golan007:
What law did she break?
Exactly!

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Celebrities / Re: Reactions As Nigerian Lady Takes Her Daughter To The River On Her 5th Birthday by MimiSheWrote(f): 6:04pm On Dec 03, 2022
There is nothing wrong with that... Traditional worshippers are not evil people. Evil people are simply Evil people!

I'm a Christian but I believe in freedom of worship... Cos each religion is a different gateway to obviously the same creator(I guess)

If you feel your religion is the only legitimate way.. Thats OK. But remember, that's exactly how the other person feels about his/her own religion.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Public Blunders Are Minor Issues, Don’t Amplify Them – APC Campaign by MimiSheWrote(f): 5:59pm On Dec 03, 2022
Steady blunder is obviously a sign of declining or poor mental health....

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Politics / Re: I Know The Way To Prosperity, Says Tinubu by MimiSheWrote(f): 7:42am On Dec 02, 2022
You know nothing Jon snow!
Politics / Re: I Hereby Declare Sit-at-home In The Following Dates in Biafraland - Simon Ekpa by MimiSheWrote(f): 7:29am On Dec 02, 2022
Hmmmm low budget Simon Ekpa tongue

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Politics / Re: Adeleke’s Emergence As Osun Governor Is Divine - Traditionalists by MimiSheWrote(f): 7:27am On Dec 02, 2022
Money pass juju! Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: White Man In Lagos by MimiSheWrote(f): 7:14am On Dec 02, 2022
God! Imagine the audacity! You are a White man?? you think that makes you special? You think it makes you superior? That we would all be running after you once you say you are white?

Smh nobody really cares if u are white or even a green skin alien! Kindly take ur racism and H.I.V back to where ever u cme from sir!

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