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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Didn't Show Up To Defend His Petition, Provide Evidence - FCID by MimiSheWrote(f): 9:25am On Sep 15, 2023
I loved this guy cry cry cry cry he was just cute and talented. But I don't believe he was "killed with juju" like people say.

Poisoned or deliberately infected with a new strange lethal virus?? Possible. But I don't believe he was killed by "Juju".

The number of folks that still believe in 21st century that someone could just sit comfortably at a random witch doctors hut and successfully murder someone else in their home shows why we Africans are still behind the rest of the world. It's sad and embarrassing, the world is giggling at us.

Call me ignorant all you want but Listen..

If we truly had juju or even just a slight "magical" advantage in Africa, the West wouldn't have been able to colonize the continent effortlessly with their crappy 19th to 20th century technology.
Africa would have been on top of the global food chain if we truly had means to make unrealistic impossible things happen effortlessly with magic.
Think about it. Just give your common sense a chance for once.

There was a time the entire world belived in those things. The words witch and magic were invented by anglo Saxons. Both western and eastern Powers once believed in superstitions and magic more than we do.

But somehow they realized it was a big time hoax. They dropped it all and decided to invest in "real magic" which is science and technology.
And today you are able to read this comment comfortably on a screen sitting in your favorite couch in your home or at work. That's called real magic pal.

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Travel / Re: JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by MimiSheWrote(f): 12:24am On Sep 10, 2023
maestro299:
Hmmmm.... Ok.

At the bolded; if you've never experienced a bone fracture, I doubt you can ever know what it feels like. You can imagine how it might feel to the best of your ability but you can't truly comprehend it.

I get the point of your writeup though...
lol ok I admit it. The fractured bone example was obviously a miss... cry but you got the point. cool

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Travel / Re: JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by MimiSheWrote(f): 8:19pm On Sep 09, 2023
jesmond3945:
you are not being fair and just if you live in abroad and you are giving such an advise. Are you also aware that most african leaders prefer keeping their people in penury while sending their kids abroad or investing there. Look at ondo governor or even buhari. Do you know if buhari was not treated in uk, he would have been a dead man. So i say you guys giving these advise while outside Nigeria are very mean and wicked.
Lol as expected... There is always that one guy. #Sighs

Sir I'm certain you didn't read my entire note, or you simply don't get my point. I'm not telling anyone not to Japa, it's a free world... I'm only revealing the dark side of the moon, Which everyone deserves to know about too atleast before making a life decision. What's not fair is basing your decision entirely only on the bright side of the moon. I'm not wicked sir... And never will.

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Travel / Re: JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by MimiSheWrote(f): 8:01pm On Sep 09, 2023
maestro299:
Insightful piece. But quick question: Are you currently based in Nigeria or outside the country?
Not like it matters, but I live outside which doesn't limit my understanding of the situation in my home country(Nigeria)
You don't need to experience a bone fracture to know what it feels like.

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Travel / JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by MimiSheWrote(f): 2:25pm On Sep 09, 2023
Hello Everyone, first of all I apologize in advance for the long note and also about my English, not actually my first language. cry

My name is Mimi, I was born in Nigeria... But cos of the nature of my dad's profession i have spent around 75% of my life in different countries outside Nigeria... Mostly in EU.

Well enough said about myself, cos this topic is not about me but about Nigerians... Our general mentality and perception of abroad.

Guys listen up... All that glitters is not really gold. Out there is not entirely what people think it is. And you might think just because I have spent so much time outside Nigeria i do not understand the struggle in Nigeria and therefore not qualified to tell you all this "nonsense"..... I completely get it.. trust me.

But even a random 3 years old kid knows that the country is messed up and nothing to write home about, we all know about the Suffering, depression and "starvation level of poverty" in Nigeria yeah.... That's why everyone is desperatly looking for a way out, no doubt... but trust me, JAPA is not 'always' your ticket out of poverty... Well 'sometimes' it is... but most times it's just your direct ticket to being subjected to racism,more depression,more struggles,several mental disorder,homelessness, modern day slavery and the list goes on and on.

Trust me... when it comes to hustling field, success is much more louder than failure. cos our mind was designed to constantly search for hope. which means you would quickly hear about the lucky 3% that made it big through JAPA, but hardly hear about the remaining unlucky 97% that found themselves in worse possible condition after the same JAPA. There's no money tree out here... there's no diamond river out here...
Is there more opportunities? Well yes, But there are millions of people that already done and still doing whatever you intend to come do over here and yet they are still in the worse condition than you are in right now.

You would literally cry when you see what most of our African brothers and sisters go through around the world in the name of Japa. And as a Nigerian?? Trust me it gets worse.. and your chances gets even much smaller. Cos no one trust Nigerians anymore any where around the world and I believe we all know why.

Sorry but I'm not trying to burst anyone's bubble, kill anyone's vibe or being a negative biitch! Naaaah I'm only trying to be realistic! I'm only trying to tell you something no travel agent would ever tell you and something people abroad hardly tell you, and even when they eventually do tell you...? You don't believe them.. instead you result to asking them questions like "why are they still there if it's that bad"? .....

Well.... You wanna know why most of them are still there? Let me tell you why... there is a psychological reason for that... First They are still in DENIAL. Imagine dreaming your entire life to travel abroad and finally have a good life, you probably invested almost everything or everything you have got to make it happen (your money, your time, your last hope)
But then you finally got there and then meet a reality that is entirely different from your life long dreams and perception of these faraway green lands?
I don't know if you know... but our brain is defensive in nature, it will automatically switch straight to denial mode... Leaving you with atleast enough 'hope and wait for a magic or should i say a miracle' (afterall this is abroad where magic happens?)
This is just one of the reasons why most of these people continue sticking around instead of returning home.

Another reason is that they are worried about what people back home would say or think... Because the people back home also got this general fvcked up mentality and very high expectation of people coming back from Japa (y'all need to stop it! Y'all need to get rid of that mentality, seriously embarassed) cos like I said earlier... there is no bleeping money tree over there! I don't know where Nigerians got that idea from in the first place...
It needs to stop, yall driving the youth nuts with such mentality, it's doing more harm than good. That high expectation/ pressure back home is mostly the reason our people are more likely to result to crime out here (so just stop it! cry )

I have met alot of other African nationalities abroad... and amazingly they don't share the same mentality we have about Abroad. They treat abroad as just another hustling ground and not a direct ticket to success... Therefore they are more relaxed and less pressured than Nigerians out here.

Moving Abroad is not such a bad idea though, it worked and still works for few lucky ones (including my Family) it would be wrong and biased of me if I fail to mention that..
There are plenty of and more opportunities over out here not doubt...
But what I'm just saying is that... it's not always that easily reached.. as most people automatically believe.
Look... Somehow all these countries are intelligently designed In such a way that it take back almost entirely everything you make out here from you one way or the other... Through tax, through mind blowing bills or random expenses around every corner.

And at the end of the day you realize you are nothing but a modern day slave building someone's country for free... And without freedom.

Most people screaming Japa in Nigeria are far in better living condition and more stable mentally ,more happy than majority of people in the so called abroad without even knowing it. Sometimes Instead of gambling and betting your hard earned million of naira on Japa, it's more advisable to chill out... relax and invest that Millions in Nigeria. I'm just saying... You would probably end up living a life most people over there can only envy and dream of.

Thanks for reading my long note... I hope this helps someone in making a life decision out there. #ItsYourGurlMimi kiss

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Events / Re: My Friends Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled by MimiSheWrote(f): 7:13pm On Sep 04, 2023
I see alot of anti-love and anti-marriage guys out here smh sad angry

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen’s Family Leans Towards Al-hilal’s Record-deal by MimiSheWrote(f): 10:15pm On Sep 01, 2023
Ahmed0336:

K.
No vex o, wetin be Ur papa achievements? undecided
Having me.

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen’s Family Leans Towards Al-hilal’s Record-deal by MimiSheWrote(f): 5:58pm On Sep 01, 2023
Ahmed0336:
What will it profit his children, family and friends if he makes name globally that doesn't tally with his bank account? undecided
lol I don't know about football, but this your mentality is the reason Africa is behind the rest of the world. An average white person thinks of achievement first before their stomach. That's why they are where they are today. But una own na only to chop chop chop and poo. No big dreams, no ambition and no real hunger for dominance smh sad cry

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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Kingsley Obiora, CBN Deputy Governor - People's Gazette by MimiSheWrote(f): 4:54pm On Sep 01, 2023
Tinubu can never fight real corruption, he is extremely corrupt and dirty himself.
He has been playing dirty since his early political career! And corruption is exactly what brought him to power... That's the only thing baba knows.

His government is boldly infested with corrupt, dirty and known political criminals like himself, especially those who helped him get into Aso rock through the back gate.

So tell me... How on earth can someone with a working brain and their common sense intact expect anything different from the same reshuffled group of criminals that put the country in a wheelchair in the first place??

It's just common sense, but If you talk dem go say you be IPOB...

Majority of Nigerians are not really intelligent I swear.... Until we replace all dis tribal/religious sentiment with nationalism and patriotism... i don't see this country getting out of her wheelchair even in 100 years time.

DID YOU KNOW that in 1960 Nigeria was estimated by the British empire and Soviet union to stand shoulder to shoulder with global giants by 2015?? Now we are in 2023 and even worse than we were in 1960 lol. A total mess and a disgrace... We don't have basic necessities like steady power supply! And people are still ok with all that as long as their tribal or religious grandpa is in power.

Ok ooo....

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Family / Re: Madu Anthonia Obianuju Nonuplets: Nairalanders, I Need Help To Confirm This by MimiSheWrote(f): 11:44am On Sep 01, 2023
Chunedujohnson6:
But then again, how would she stel nine babies and ship them all the way to Cameroon? This is strange.
You are strange too, cos your grammar and spelling accuracy doesn't match your high intelligence lipsrsealed

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 6:18am On Aug 30, 2023
dj5naira:


Aha! could do that by looping the (Moderators: , ) for visibility...while we WAIT cry
cool

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Sports / Re: Concerns Mount Over Super Eagles’ Next Head Coach by MimiSheWrote(f): 4:18pm On Aug 29, 2023
They should give black coaches a chance! Black Nations employing foreign Caucasian coaches all the time is obviously an insult to black people as a race....embarassed cry

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Politics / Re: Abuja Airport 2nd Runway: Wike Announces N825b Compensation For Indigenes by MimiSheWrote(f): 3:25pm On Aug 29, 2023
How on earth would a 2km runway worth over 800b? Lol all of a sudden Wike is now a good Samaritan who cares about indigenous people in FCT?? What a miracle Smh

You don't need common sense to know that this is just a scheme to embezzle public fund.

This is what you get when you appoint exactly the same known corrupt politicians in a new regime... How on earth you guys expect anything different? Hellooo? Anybody home? Where y'all brains at??

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger: France Backs "ECOWAS' Military Action Should It Be The Case" by MimiSheWrote(f): 3:15pm On Aug 29, 2023
Talking about desperation. The French are only about their personal interest in Niger.
They don't really care about the people, they never did.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 1:59pm On Aug 29, 2023
dj5naira:
I speat Shakespearean flare/
You are the only veteran still active here sir... Cos I keep running into your name both on recent,old and super old threads. #Respect.

So obviously.. you are automatically the right and most qualified person or should I say the only person left to ask this question: cry what exactly killed text battle on this forum? undecided cry (Never mind)

The important question is... Is there still any hope of reviving it? embarassed If yes... Then please,how do we do that ancient one? undecided

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 1:45pm On Aug 29, 2023
When are we gonna see a tournament or atleast a battle out here? sad cry

I get really excited and also sad each time i go through old threads on this section (which I do regularly)

Too bad text battle had to die before our generation. cry cry cry
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 5:30pm On Aug 27, 2023
Yo check it... Yo check it...

I'm programmed to kill... killer instinct cat like/ I invented my own style.... Yea that's right/... So let's get one thing straight out here... Y'all negros still couldnt 'match' me if we met on a dating site!/

My killer mindset wouldn't let me do this shit for fun/ Battling me?? That's as wrong as moving sideways with a pawn/...or equally as foolish as sparring a kryptonite on a sun!/

It would be a Bold 'MISTAKE'...

Cos im half god and half amazing/... Im the actual reason Apaec's limb got missing/... This ain't some soccer shiiii.... But 'my army' is so brutal and only got a 'lil mercy'/
(Messi/Miami) embarassed

Yo...

My every word counts like exam essay.. cuz/ I make brilliance look so damn easy.. plus/ 'My flow' is so fucking 'unpredictable'... Something Similar to a middle aged female approaching menopause/
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(Menopause is natural and awaits every young woman female out there including myself, So that last line was not by any means meant to age shame or disrespect that beautiful stage of our life...) This is simply all just for fun.

kiss kiss kiss cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 3:52pm On Aug 27, 2023
fadal:
Lets go, uh
When niggaz see me in the street they be like there go double O again
He got the .357 set and he 'bout to let it go again
Switchin up this flow again, grindin up for that dough again
Your mans in that set trip, I'm 'bout to put a hole in him
Hands up plus lip, let me see ya'll niggaz bang
Hit a nigga in his head make 'em come about this chain
Homey I'm the best at this shit
I'm the don wit a black mark about to tag up on this shit
That niggaz perpin ya'll ain't seen no bricks
We movin grindin on a new city gettin jacked suckin ain't no dick
And you can show if it ain't no purp-b
Our buns be color of pookey lips when they gave 'em that turkey
Been a long time comin, but my time is due
Everythin is crystal clear but the shines is blue
Caught away seats in the gray CL
Wit so many weight in the trunk
If you don't chop it the brick scale, nigga!
Last time I was here you promised to stop biting! But instead you upgraded from
Lestat de Lioncourt to Count Dracula?

Shame Shame shame...... Shaaaaame! embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MimiSheWrote(f): 3:47pm On Aug 27, 2023
Romance / Re: Couple Wed In The Mud (Pictures) by MimiSheWrote(f): 6:37pm On Aug 18, 2023
How many people slipped?

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Politics / Re: FG’s N5bn Subsidy Removal Palliative To States Is A Loan by MimiSheWrote(f): 1:43pm On Aug 18, 2023
#5Billion(Loan) divided by 36 equals to #138.8M

#2M(free holiday bonus) multiplied by the 109 senators we have in Nigeria equals to 218M.

In conclusion...

The red chamber is worth more than every state In Nigeria... Again, politicians win.

When are Nigerians going to wake up? When are we going to stop seeing our politicians as gods? These are ordinary citizens like me and you.... Any power they have was given to them by me and you.
We can't keep living like this, we can't keep taking all these nonsense from our politicians. It's time we realize that we citizens are actually the backbone of Nigeria, we are the majority! We are the actual masters... Cos we were the ones that appointed these politicians to serve us and not the other way around.

It's time for revolution... its now or never!

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Health / Re: Abandoned Newborn Baby Found Under A Tree In Bauchi by MimiSheWrote(f): 10:51pm On Aug 17, 2023
Look on the bright side people, atleast the mother didn't abort her.... And she didn't throw her in the gutter/river like many would.
Rather she gently and carefully placed her on a clean sheet where other people could find her, she probably breast fed her properly before doing so... All probably because she knew deep inside her heart 100% that she couldn't take care of her...(financially for example)

And trust me... the father was obviously not in the picture, cos no mother would dare 'throw away' a baby knowing there is an active father figure to answer to afterwards, Think about it.

But well..... there are other possible scenarios though, maybe the mother is just a cold hearted evil b!tch! Who knows??
But here is my point... let's not be too quick to judge the her.

The truth is... every female mammal was strictly programmed by mother nature to love and care for their offsprings unconditionally, especially at early stages... so any behavior other than that is likely a malfunction!!!

I'm Just saying......

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Car Talk / Re: The Dangers And Consequences Of Over-speeding While Driving by MimiSheWrote(f): 3:29pm On Aug 17, 2023
Toomuch of everything is bad.

Afterall na overspeed dey make cockroach 🪳 somersult sad

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Received $230,000 Cash Gift From Nigeria First Lady by MimiSheWrote(f): 11:51am On Aug 16, 2023
Samunique:
This is sport section !

Why not simply thank her here and then go back to the politics section to vomit your usual gibberish
Shut the hell up Sam! Politics got everything to do with everything and everyone in Nigeria.

Smh Tell me you are one of em brain dead Tinubu's supporter without telling me!

Mtchewwww you are probably a teenage boy still living in your mama's house! Eating 3 square meal. What do you even know about the current struggle in Nigeria?

As the sports fan you are... How did you feel when your women national team was protesting in front of the whole world over unpaid allowance by the government??

And how did you feel when power cut disgraced your national stadium during an international football match witnessed by lots and lots of foreigners?? Mtchewwww... Shame no dey catch you ni...?? A supposed male figure like you should be more concerned than me about the bad political situation in Nigeria, but instead you are here boldly telling me that I'm vomiting gibberish?

Yeah It's getting more and more obvious that you still live with ya mama! Get out of here before I really vex for you lil Sam!
Sports / Re: Super Falcons Received $230,000 Cash Gift From Nigeria First Lady by MimiSheWrote(f): 11:44am On Aug 16, 2023
Samunique:
This is sport section !

Why not simply thank her here and then go back to the politics section to vomit your usual gibberish
I don't care! angry sad

Tinubu deserves to be dragged on sight regardless where.... angry
Sports / Re: Super Falcons Received $230,000 Cash Gift From Nigeria First Lady by MimiSheWrote(f): 8:01am On Aug 16, 2023
Wow she did really great this time... If it's left for the Nigerian football authorities, they would shamelessly embezzle the fund and cause another national embarrassment for owing the team. No single shame at all. even me sef wey dey Olympus come dey shame for them the last time. Smh

So she did great!!! I must admit... I'm proud of her as a lady for looking out for our gender!
Thank you Auntie...

But hey... it doesn't change the fact that your husband illegally acquired an entire state with people in it, and now upgrading to do the same with the entire country!

Tinubu is a criminal genius!
Politics / Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by MimiSheWrote(f): 7:18pm On Aug 15, 2023
I don't know what Lagosians have against LASMA or whatever its called.

But no sane civilized human with a working mind should cheer or support either party involved in this national embarrassment for any reason atall.

I think I finally figured what's wrong with Nigeria, it's not entirely the government... but the poor general mentality. SMH

And you Hating on LASMA for not letting you go after breaking traffic rules... ? why must you break a traffic rule sire? are you an Animal?

We can never get things right in Nigeria if we continue with this type of fvcked up general mentality. Never... we need to work on these little things first, then pass it down to our children educatively and genetically... and perhaps maybe by the next two generations we would finally have a population capable of building a fully working nation.

But as for this present generation? nope! no hope... it's over and already too late.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Receives Praise For Neymar’s Blockbuster Move To Al Hilal In Saudi by MimiSheWrote(f): 2:53pm On Aug 14, 2023
Oh blah blah blah... Ronaldo fans at it again.


Ronaldo is the 'reel' GOAT🐐
While Messi is the 'Real' GOAT🐐

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Autos / Re: As Seen On The Streets Of Warri, Delta State (Video) by MimiSheWrote(f): 2:41pm On Aug 14, 2023
Nobody : "when you are in Warri act like a WARRior!" cool tongue

There must be something in the water they drink over there in Warri lol
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Kill Corruption, Not Nigerians, Bakare Tells Tinubu by MimiSheWrote(f): 2:28pm On Aug 14, 2023
crossfm:
Hehehe.

How will a government who is floricking with people with corruption case's fight corruption?.

A government who's Senate president has a corruption case.

A political party who's chairman was cought on camera stuffing his babariga with dollar's is the people you want to fight corruption.

You can tell them to do other things,but certainly not to fight corruption grin.
Imagine.... And many Nigerians with a "working brain" still cheer and support these same evil men?

I used to think that Nigerians were one of the most naturally intelligent people in the world, WRONG!!!!!

Cos in reality... It's actually the other way around!

The last general election exposed the bitter truth about the average IQ of many Nigerians.
Politics / Re: Why haven’t there been any news of the airforce or navy plotting a coup?! by MimiSheWrote(f): 11:40am On Aug 14, 2023
Scholes007:
Yes it's because they are the largest and most dominant in coup prone countries with sizable less educated. Actually the air Force and Navy of countries that matters are the strongest
Lol I disagree with you sir.(respectfully)

Look... Even in developed and powerful countries the Army is still the backbone of the military.
During a conflict, the Army does the majority of the fighting, because around 90% of most battles in history happened on the land (I stand to be corrected tho)
Even presently,take the ongoing Russia-Ukraine conflict for example, almost all the major battles so far in Ukraine took place on the ground.

Yeah, The air force is important no doubt, cos they provide air support from time to time. They are actually there to make the battles softer for the actual troops on the ground. And currently with the advance in weaponry technology, the army on the ground with a push of button can now perform many of the tasks only the air force could perform in the past.

And the Navy, just like the air force, are also only act as a support/back up for the Army. And sometimes little to no use in a landlocked country. (Sorry Navy)

So the army is still the boss if you ask me.

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