₦airaland Forum

PabloOmoEscobar:
you had to mention her. Smh for you

Before you kobalize me finish na

ObioratheBully:



Try one.. Usually the ones that are best for first timers..

You won't help but fall entirely in love..

Ikr? Let's see how it goes

PabloOmoEscobar:
Mimzy would you fancy a future date?

If prettythicksme permits us .

bi0nics:


What's your life Philosophy?

Live and let live.

ObioratheBully:
Mimzyy, what do you think about Dogs?

I love the ones that have plenty of hair. Duno what they are called. But I can't keep one 'cos it's gonna be a herculean task to take care of it.

bi0nics:
@mim How do you feel when whitedunce cum softorg trolls you?

Indifferent.

Efo elemi meje.. The vegetable with seventwenty-one lives .

ObioratheBully:



A well Cooked vegetable soup with lots of distractions..

Toks2008:
interesting...let's chat on wattsup ....I know nairalanders will say I want to woo you but that is their headache.

Take your number down please. Got it. I'll holla.

So you will allow your woman put on pant and bra in the presence of your friends?

vizkiz:
2billion naira as your account balance.

Some wraps of weed, chicken and vodka on your table

Your woman sleeping on your laps putting on just bra and panties

With a game pad on your hand playing some badass 3D games with your guys on Internet through your 200 inches Curvy TV

Bro this is perfecting...

prettythicksme:
Why u asked?

It's long overdue .

firstking01:
Madam mimzyy why have you sidelined me...don't bother qouting or explaining cos i won't deter

Hmmm. Ok.

Ehm, I didn't actually cry. A tear drop quickly escaped before I could lock it up. I'm sorry, I can't mention his moniker. He misunderstood some things and pronounced me guilty before I could prove my innocence.

I avoid quoting Samurai but the dude just doesn't give up. Phewwww.

If given the chance, I'd love to eradicate or minimize to a very large extent, cyber bullying.

dollyjoy:
Mimzyy, have you ever cried because of a nairalander? Who and why?


Which nairalander do you avoid quoting?



What is that thing you would love to change if given the chance?

Detailed enough .

Toks2008:
I will be honest with you...I don't really know cos no lady in my life sef. ..very crazy.

Sometimes I feel I am too choosy but then I can't imagine myself cheating on my wife so as a visual person I need to be with a lady who is sexually pleasing to my eyes and in addition..A good cook,financially independent with fear of God...

Hope I answered well.

Yes.

Yoruba.

20-25.

Lasgidi.

Toks2008:
You are a single mother right?

If yes what tribe are you?
What is your age bracket? 20-25,26-30,31 and above

Where are you located?

FYI I love sweet looking single mums no kidding...

kaydee:
You already know! That beautiful nairalander that held me spellbound and I'm using her phone now.

Lollllzzzzzz. See you on the other side

Pls Read to the end.
This is somebody's experience.

Our Health is our wealth.
https://baronessj.com/2016/12/16/a-deadly-encounter-with-booli-in-lagos-health-warning-to-all/

A DEADLY ENCOUNTER WITH BOOLI IN LAGOS – HEALTH WARNING TO ALL

By Charles Omole
On a recent trip to Lagos, I had an interesting experience which has given me a better understanding of why the mortality rate in our country is so high.

I wanted to have some roasted plantain popularly called Boli. So I sent my PA to buy three. When he returned, I decided it was not fair to eat all three by myself as we were about to embark on a journey to the other end of town.

So I gave one to my driver and one to my PA and I had the last one. About one hour into the journey, I started feeling a bit sick with serious stomach pains. But I ignored it, believing it would go away. I cut short a meeting two hour later due to the continuing pain. It was then I asked my driver and PA if they were feeling OK. To my surprise; they have both been in serious pain for over an hour but did not tell me because they knew how important the meeting I was attending was. To cut the long story short, we quickly agreed that the only thing we all had in common was the Boli we ate.

Some of my Boli was still remaining; so I gave to a friend who had a laboratory to analyse. He came back that the roasted plantain was contaminated with Calcium Carbide. I was shocked.

He later told me that it is a common practice in Nigeria for people to use Carbide to ripen plantain very quickly. The plantain will ripen within 48hrs, even though it would have taken a week or more naturally.

In a 2010 paper “Eating artificially ripened fruits is harmful” Calcium carbide is found to be extremely hazardous to the human body as it contains traces of arsenic and phosphorus. It is banned in many countries of the world, but it is freely used in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Nigeria and other poor countries. Thus we are at risk of short-term and long-term health effects simply by eating fruits that are induced to ripen.

Calcium carbide CaC2 is used to easily generate low levels of ethylene gas which can hasten the (outside at least) ripening of fruits like bananas, mangoes etc. But it is also damaging to health. Regular exposure will lead to a build up that can be fatal.

Just before visiting the laboratory to give the sample to my friend, I instructed the driver to drive to a major pharmacy in Lagos nearby to us. They were given some medication that calmed them and countered the effect of the carbide. I had already prayed and reinforced myself by His power in the Inner man. So we all survived it. But imagine those that eat this daily and build up the poison in their system. This is why people die “suddenly” in Nigeria.

So I insisted my driver visits the woman selling the Boli the following day to let her know of our experience. On getting to the woman and explaining, she simply drove him away not to spoil market for her. She was apparently aware of the possible effect of her use of carbide but was too profit focused to care. People around her later said they have always wondered why she never eats her own Boli but buy food from others around.

Needless to say, that was my last Boli of the trip. Now I am not saying all Boli in Nigeria are poisonous. Given that the use of carbide is prevalent, how do you know which plantain is not contaminated? So if you are travelling to Nigeria, be careful what you eat and where you eat. And for those that live in Nigeria, it is possible you may have built some tolerance for this poison (due to regular ingestion), but regular consumption will cause long-term health damage and could be fatal.

This greed-driven practice is common in our nation and we all need to be on guard to avoid unnecessary complications. Wisdom is profitable to direct. God help our people.

FINAL NOTE:
Calcium Carbide is a dangerous and corrosive chemical. Carbide ripened fruit on consumption cause several harmful effects to human health. It has cancer causing properties and contains traces of arsenic and phosphorous hydride. Consumption of fruits ripened with Calcium Carbide causes stomach upset because the alkaline substance is an irritant that erodes the mucosal tissues in the stomach and disrupts intestinal functions.

According to experts; The early symptoms of carbide poisoning include vomiting, diarrhoea with or without blood, burning sensation of the chest and abdomen, thirst, weakness, difficulty in swallowing, irritation or burning in the eyes and skin, permanent eye damage, ulcers on the skin, irritation in the mouth, nose and throat. Throat sores, cough, and wheezing and shortness of breath may also occur soon after exposure to the chemical. Higher exposure may cause a build-up of fluids in the lungs. For instance; eating artificially ripened mangoes causes stomach upset because the alkaline substance is an irritant that erodes the mucosal tissue in the stomach and disrupts intestinal function. Chronic exposure to the chemical could lead to peptic ulcer.

 

The above article was posted on Charles’ social media wall but he has kindly granted the permission for it to be used on this site. We believe that many will benefit from the health warning in this write up and maybe a life or two saved. 

This information was copied from another group.

Belthazor:
mim, is there a possibility you're a virgin?

Please see page 0 for answer to the above quoted.

Toks2008, when are you gonna get married?

DaddySly, pick one, 2 million naira or turn back the hands of time to right some wrongs?

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ElDeeVee:
You ehn! See kweshun.

Well, I'm just gonna be aboveboard with my answer.

I always feel people should be allowed to do whatsoever pleases them. However, as regards gay marriage, it's a no no for me. It just doesn't seem right at all. I mean, who wants to miss all those good things in a woman's body

Softorgasm:
Mim if you see me offline, one on one and I'm alone in your yard, what will you do or say to me?...

Get a life.

Creamish, mention one nairalander that you will love to meet.

Kaydee, if you were to be locked up in a room for 24 hours with someone, who would you choose?

Deoblazing:
Mimzyy you got my message?

Gotya!!

Are you in a relationship?

HardMirror:
I see you are having fun here. Nice

Y.O.L.O but if you live it right, once is enough.

PabloOmoEscobar:
lol


Permission to skip this

Miogba

HardMirror:
I owe myself this one life and opportunity I have, to be the best I can be and happiest I shld be.

Cool.

Niceeeee. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

Laveda:
Hmmmmm

I seriously dunno how I've been doing it, okay I just learnt to overlook so many things the negative ones especially..

Have you been insulted by anyone, and you happen to come across the person's picture and he/she isn't looking any better? Or the person is just someone you older than? Or just another dumb troll.

There's just one thing I've found out about NL, everything end on the 'walls' of this forum.. Taking it to heart won't do no good, but rather. Making them feel fufilled.. The best is just let them have the e-fame and attention they want.

PabloOmoEscobar:
lol. Lemme not derail your thread


My question

Are you in a relationship ATM?

NO.

When is your wedding with prettythicksme?

Laveda, how have you managed to wear a thick skin all these while despite all?

Eldeevee, what's your take on gay marriage?