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Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2016

A leopard will never change it's spot. Flog a dog a million and one times, it will still go back to eat shit. Buhbye.

Kondomatic:
You can if you want to.

It won't change a thing.

If you think saying that all men cheat is a logical argument and not an insult to your own father just like I pointed out for you then you're worse than I thought.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 9:01pm On Dec 15, 2016

KissChrix:
Correction taken

Is there a law against the boldened part? We can't disobey a non-existent law na

The yellow sign tells you to get ready to stop. Knowing fully well that the red light will come on before you successfully pass if you remain at that speed, you increase it. Anyway, it all still boils down to the fact that women are (and will always be) better drivers than men.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2016

Smh. It just clicked. Tallesty1. Rude boy who doesn't know how to argue logically without cursing parents. Goodnight dude. Ban well deserved. FYI, I do not intend to report you for using an alt. Free world.

Kondomatic:
So you can report me for using alternate?

No Nnem.........

Who I am doesn't matter.

I am still on nland reading and commenting.

That's what really matters.

Cheers.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2016

Who are you?

Kondomatic:
Who looks Uche face on a traffic?

That's bye the way.

You got me banned the other day.

Directly or indirectly.

But I am still balling.

And even if this one gets banned too.

I will still ball with another one.

That's the beauty of nairaland.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:53pm On Dec 15, 2016

mejai:
Hehehe. same women dat won't consider us wen driving, especially in a slow traffic. beg till God's kingdom they will neva let u change lane. wicked women

Hahahaha, this is what you guys do! That's how one wicked one thought 'he was doing me' last week. My indicator was on, i kept pressing the horn while wearing a very sympathetic 'edakun e epp me face' and begging him for space, he didn't answer me, He just boned face like Idiagbon and i kept going closer bit by bit. He kept moving and shifting to the walkway. Finally, my chance came when the road was free, i swerved in fully and entered, dude wanted to do 'agidi' , only God knows how he climbed the walkway (it was low anyway). I just laughed at him from the mirror and i gave him a tongue out grin

. When he finally got his chance, he came to my side and started ranting, i did not even reply him. grin

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Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:46pm On Dec 15, 2016

GAZZUZZ:
since we are generalizing, women can't drive.

Uncle Gazzuzz, don't let me punch you oooooo angry

. If i take you to Ibadan, you will ask for more 'cos the sail will be so smooth that you will sleep all through.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:44pm On Dec 15, 2016

Ishilove:
Lmao! It is this kind of yeye driving that makes me hiss when they discover the person behind the wheels is a woman.

In the aftermath of the chaos, they scoff and say 'no wonder. Na woman'

That's their slogan. OBINRIN TIE NI, ABAJO grin

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Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:43pm On Dec 15, 2016

This is hilarious cheesy

.

Common, we are not terrible drivers, maybe some are but majority of us are level-headed when driving.

Kondomatic:
I have two reasons.........

I will never allow a lady to drive before me because I was in a car with a lady one day(Ofcourse she was on wheel) when she suddenly takes the next turn causing all the cars behind to come to a sudden halt.

I screamed.........

"Jesus Christ in heaven, why did you that?"

"Do what" she asked.

"Turn left without turning on your indicators, you almost caused accident here"

"Why should I turn on my indicators?

"So that people behind you will know where you're going"

"And how is where I am going their business?" She queried.

SECOND ONE IS ACTUALLY AN ADVICE.

When your driving behind a lady and she turns on the whipper.

And it is not raining.

And it is close to a place where 4 roads met.

Then slow down cause she's trying to decided whether to follow left or right.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2016

KissChrix:
No harm meant, but ladies can be scatter-brained sometimes

You forget the tiny details such as ~~traffickating~~ Indicating, reading road signs , you even speed more

A lady bashes a lady, fight must happen

90% of men that abuse ladies are mostly public transport drivers
Even if a private car abuses, check well, He might be a public driver in His boss' car

There is actually nothing like traffickating, instead you should say 'indicating'. Yes, we do not disobey road signs like you men do, Watch a man coming on at 60km increase his speed to 90/100 just 'cos the traffic light just turned yellow from green. A lady faced with the same scenario will rather slow down and God help her, the driver behind her is a guy, You will hear his horn screeching like an angry Pterodactyl.

Family › Re: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by Mimzyy(f): 7:30pm On Dec 15, 2016

5minsmadness:
She's chewing my ear off over here
But i can argue the answers started pouring in only after i mentioned the bet. And very scanty. I said too much

On my way home, will settle down and read what you girls wrote later

Lol, you should have known better than to place a bet with a woman. You cannot win. cheesy

Expecting ya.

Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2016

Tyche:
Opens thread

Views her profile picture

Bounces out of thread with a long hiss

Buhbyeeee.

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Car Talk › Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:26pm On Dec 15, 2016

KissChrix:
Why generalizing?

Women do this more

Not true. Women are more sympathetic than men even behind the wheels.

Car Talk › Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(op): 7:12pm On Dec 15, 2016

Evening guys, what exactly is your problem? Why does your blood pressure rise to 130 once you see a lady behind the wheels?

Why will you try to overtake without indicating simply because she is a lady?

Why do you feel intimidated then increase your speed once you notice that the driver who is neck to neck with you is a lady?

Why will you feel too proud to say sorry when you hit her car and you are clearly at fault? Ooops, i forgot, she is a lady!!!

I think it is about time that you men accord the female drivers the respect that we deserve. Some women are even better drivers than you are tongue

.

~PieceOfMyMIND~

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Family › Re: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by Mimzyy(f): 7:05pm On Dec 15, 2016

5minsmadness:
Hey, you are smart!
And i lost the bet by a few minutes

I knew it.

Romance › Re: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Mimzyy(f): 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2016

By the way Op, keep basking in your folly. You'll probably die an old wretched bachelor with an erect phallus. Fool.

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Romance › Re: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Mimzyy(f): 5:05pm On Dec 15, 2016

Draei:

...After you had to edit their words,
Dumb move from a daft dude.

I'm glad I found someone sensible on this thread.

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Family › Re: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by Mimzyy(f): 5:03pm On Dec 15, 2016

5minsmadness:
I'll tell u by 6pm. That's the time limit.

Tick tock. I can guess though.

That they will avoid this thread.

Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 3:30pm On Dec 15, 2016

HardMirror:
What have you been kissing Don't tell me lips

Investment › Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by Mimzyy(f): 3:10pm On Dec 15, 2016

Seun:
Yet Kenyans will still fall for it, just as Nigerians fell for it despite it's failure in other countries and the conviction of the founder for fraud. Sad.

Some gullible Nigerians are still providing help atm.

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Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 2:48pm On Dec 15, 2016

Smellymouth:
Alaye, naso my teeth be oo.

I don kizz mimzyy so tey my lips don swell..

Eeeewwwwwww. gross. I'll smack you o sad

Celebrities › Re: Mabel Makun, Comedian Ay's Wife Is All Shades Of Beauty In Red Dress by Mimzyy(f): 1:23pm On Dec 15, 2016

Flawless skin.

Celebrities › Re: Man Found Alive After Being In The Mortuary For 2 Days, Then This Happened! by Mimzyy(f): 1:20pm On Dec 15, 2016

Op, since you are out of mb, let me help you.

A 28-year-old man, Msizi Mkhize, was declared dead last week when he was hit while walking home with a friend in Durban. His body was transported to the Phoenix mortuary and refrigerated.

However, when his family members came two days later for identification and other things, he was noticed to have a pulse. He was then rushed to the Mahatma Gandhi hospital for resuscitation. He however was resuscitated but he died 5 hours after. His angry family are now demanding answers.

The victim’s father Peter Mkhize said: “I have no words to express how I feel about what happened to my child. To spend the entire night and morning in the mortuary refrigerator is wrong.”

The heartbroken father described the rollercoaster of emotions that began with him arriving at the morgue at 8am to identify his son’s body and was informed some four hours later that his son was in fact alive – only for him to once again be declared dead five hours after that.

Peter added:
“That day will forever be etched in my mind.”

And Msizi’s sister Hlobisile demanded to know who originally declared her brother dead, describing the entire ordeal as “painful and stressful for the family”.

Imran Keeka, a provincial official for the opposition Democratic Alliance party, said the incident shows the challenges and decay facing the province’s health department. He said:
“What we want to know is what level of training did the staff have who declared him dead? What were the protocols?”
Dr Rishigen Viranna, a GP, said:
“There is a concept in emergency medicine care known as the ‘Golden Hour’, where after trauma a patient has the best chance of good outcome if hospital or medical treatment is received within the first hour.

This did not occur in this case. However, the true cause of death will be determined after a post-mortem has been completed.”

The South African health department has begun an inquiry into what actually took place at the scene of the accident.

So sad!

Celebrities › Re: Where Are Your B00bs? Media React To Viral Photo Of A Nigerian Model by Mimzyy(f): 1:18pm On Dec 15, 2016

She used the boobs to provide help. She will get em back plus 30% extra by Jan grin

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Family › Re: Life Dilemma, I Masturbate To Phone No's by Mimzyy(f): 1:10pm On Dec 15, 2016

* Find an outlet by being creative, playing sports, or finding a new hobby.
* Make a plan for avoiding masturbation and limit your alone time.
* Stop watching porn and installing porn-blocking software.
* Stop punishing yourself and know that things will improve.
* Know when to seek professional help.

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-a-Masturbation-Addiction

Family › Re: Unsolved by Mimzyy(f): 1:02pm On Dec 15, 2016

bigneorapz:
Please this is a serious matter. Help your man please. I will include my Laptop worth N85,000 as a collateral. Please save me from shame and disgrace .. Thanks

Just sell the laptop, pay your rent and keep the balance. When you get ~~help~~ your money by Jan., you can buy another laptop. Problem solved.

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Health › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Baby With Two Heads In Lagos (photo) by Mimzyy(f): 12:58pm On Dec 15, 2016

Beautiful baby(ies). I pray that they survive this.

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Celebrities › Re: Elo Bokia Igbiwu, Ex-Miss Delta, Sets Up Man Who Visited Her Husband In Ghana by Mimzyy(f): 12:22pm On Dec 15, 2016

This story does not add up. I think he deliberately left out some parts.
I feel for you though. Sorry.

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Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 11:54am On Dec 15, 2016

orjikuramo:
Nice continuation for the poem,
N your eyes, glitter like diamonds in filter

Thank you.

Family › Re: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by Mimzyy(f): 11:53am On Dec 15, 2016

5minsmadness:
I made a deal with a female colleague at work. Looks like I'm gonna win bigtime!

What's the deal?

Family › Re: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by Mimzyy(f): 11:53am On Dec 15, 2016

This is what i want from my man:

* A listening ear: Don't increase the volume of the TV when i am having a discussion with you. Let me know that you are paying attention to me.

* Be honest with me: Tell me things exactly the way they are, do not tell me what you feel i want to her. Don't try to sugar-coat the truth no matter how bitter it is.

* Understanding: If you do not understand me, then, who else will. You need to understand my mood swings, everything. You should be able to tell why i do the things i do.

* Loyalty: I know that i am not the most beautiful girl in the world, i can be a mess to handle at times. I might not give you sex when you want it 'cos of the "i am tired" flimsy excuse but please, stay loyal to me. You saw that beautiful,yellow, flawless skinned chick with a big,round ass before you decided to settle for a chocolate diva, you knew there was (still is) something unique about me. So, whenever you are tempted to be unfaithful, remember that thing!

* Be Financially Independent: I will not saddle you with responsibilities but please, be hardworking and success oriented.

* Be Caring/Romantic: Why do you want to stop doing all the things you used to do before i agreed to date/marry you? We need to keep the spark alive please. Don't stop. You do not have to break a bank and it doesn't have to always be monetary. A one minute phone call to me just to tell me you love me will leave me shinning my teeth like i am a close-up ambassador for the rest of the day. wink

*Be Compassionate: You need to have human feelings. Be kind and help people as much as you can.

cc: 5minsmadness

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Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 11:26am On Dec 15, 2016

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Smellymouth:

If dem like make dem fire katapot of envy ..

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Dem throw us bomb of Jealousy ..

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Dem stand dey eye our progress ..

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See dem no fit put asunder ..

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Cc : Mimzyy..

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Family › Re: Name 5 Things Nigerian Wives Want And Expect From their Husbands by Mimzyy(f): 10:10am On Dec 15, 2016

Hmmmmm.
I'll be back I promise

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