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5minsmadness:
I am many things.

Onegai:
It may take a while but I'll keep you updated. Rofemiguwa, will send you an email concerning some not-so-good update about the AiOs. However I will do a post on Fitteds and explain today.

Amusaopeyemi:
In 2009, I was 15 then. I had so many questions my pastors then couldn't answer. They kept saying "It is all a mystery." By the way, me I've always been different. Got into the uni that October and stopped going to church. I only went with my mom then cuz she would whoop my ass if I didn't go. Lol

makydebbie:
Mimz good morning

Onegai:
Good morning. Training pants do exist but we currently don't have them in stock for now. We can get them with our next order but I will keep you informed about it.

RadicallyBlunt:
Oga this is where your problem emanated from. Its not your weaknesses/mistakes that made her broke up inconsiderately. She has hers too. Shes just lucky u didnt discover them. If she has been seeing a man for some time, body attractions would have been involved too. You hrd shes seeing another man and you kept up with her. Now she saw yours on phone without seeing the person, she childishly left.

Shes using ur past engagement to a prostitue to haunt you as well. Has she vowed that she did not do runs at one time or the other to meet her needs? Can she vow that she doesn't ask for money and gift items from any other man but you or that she hasnt without your knowledge? Has she no past? Love overcome these things. Hers isn't love. What she want is a calm man she can ride over while she keeps misbehaving and d man will be cold to reject her..the reason why they seek court wedding as soon as they see a mugu. Its like an irresponsible man looking for virgin mary. If shes mature enough, she'll meet you back for a peaceful separation acknowledging that she had her mind on someone else for quite some time and not necessarily becus of ur mistakes. And both of you will peacefully forgive each other and be friends even with each others spouse. Some ppl dont just care about the foundation of thier marriage sha.

So free your mind from blame and move on bro. It may not be easy but as soon as you realize its not all your fault but partly hers too, your emotional balance would begin. And when you get better balanced, ask to see her in d presence of her spouse if u don't mind and tell her what she did that wasn't right to clear your conscience. If her new man is experienced, he will console you friendly.

mathewmozay:
why?

mathewmozay:
why did you deactivate your original account

MsDelilah:
Nne, biko tell him.

dollyjoy:

Knightngale:
it's go not went, I saw you correcting somone else earlier. Oversabi. And what's mimzy's biz with jade's disappearance?

dollyjoy:
Mimzyy

Ever dated a nairalander before? Yes, Adaksbullet.


Who is your ideal man? Go figure.


What are the challenges you face as a single mum?

I haven't complained, have I?

How many nairalanders have you met? Still counting, wait for it.


Why did Jadekitana suddenly went Mia after the contest? Since you have enough time on your hands to think of these intriguing questions, why don't you figure it out?

PabloOmoEscobar:
tell me what you got for this xmas? Like what's the plan

5minsmadness:
We started with unnecessarily tensed, you moved the ball to generally stressed. We went back to tension, you moved your dice to worried.

Of course if your husband just had a head-on collision with a trailer and two people died in the process, sex would be the furthest from his mind.

Your husband comes home and he's inexplicably tense, upset, irritable (worried never appeared in my, or any one's list). You ask him how he is and he mumbles. You ask him what's the matter and he gives you an irritable look, loosens his tie and angrily asks for his food. Thats the tension we mean ma. Sometimes a shrug and a quick massage on his neck to ease the tension, pull his shoes and give his aching feet a teasing squeeze, culminate everything by kissing him and doing what you do best in the other room, and your hubby is a new man, laughing and joking with you again.


Of course this wont work if he just lost his job and is owing the company he works for N10 million naira. Neither will it work if someone died. Neither will it work of he has to undergo a major surgery the next day(no wait, scratch that, it works for that one)

Penis numbing worry and inexplicable (or even explicable) tension are two different things madam.



And I'm not trying to disagree with you, I am adding an adjuvant to your points. Sex does not answer everything like i have said before, but for men it definitely helps.

PabloOmoEscobar:
Lol. Is this what it is?

PabloOmoEscobar:
Almost fine

Laveda:
And your thread turned out to be a hit.

makydebbie:
Mimz and Lavvy

What's your take on long distance relationships?

Ishilove:
So you're Jesus Christ?

Aderola15:
Alhaji Pablo,mim said tag and ask not tag and command na.

I'm outta here

richommie:
@ mim



what kind of wears do you think make you look so much sexy whenever you put it on?


#YOLO

BrooklynTheBully:





cc: Mimzyy

BrooklynTheBully:





Then check your mentions nah

BrooklynTheBully:






Na wah OoO.... Thought I tag you in a question

sekundosekundo:
What of Zakat?, sorry if I didn't spell it right.

True piety is this: to believe in God, and the Last Day, the Angels, the Book, and the Prophets, to give of one’s substance, however cherished, to kinsmen, and orphans, the needy, the traveler, beggars, and to ransom the slave, to perform the prayer, to pay the zakat.” (Qur’an 2:177)

The Meaning and Purpose of Zakat

The literal meaning of Zakat is ‘to cleanse’ or ‘purification’. In the Islamic faith, Zakat means purifying your wealth for the will of Allah SWT; to acknowledge that everything we own belongs to Allah SWT and to work towards the betterment of the Muslim Ummah. According to Islamic regulations, Zakat is 2.5% of one year’s total cumulative wealth. This amount is then distributed to the poor. Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) has said “Whoever pays the zakat on his wealth will have its evil removed from him” (Ibn Khuzaimah and at-Tabaraani).

Zakat as a Means of Spiritual Purification

Zakat is not only a means to purify one’s wealth but it is also a spiritual purification which serves as a means to draw an individual closer to the Creator, Allah SWT. Ibn Taimiah said that, “the soul of one who gives zakat is blessed and so is his wealth”. It is quite clear from the above narration that in addition to being a moral obligation, Zakat is also a spiritual one which is why millions of Muslims every year give Zakat to the poor.

'In their wealth there is a known share for the beggars and the destitute’ (70:24-25)

We mentioned how Zakat is a means of connection between the person and Allah SWT. It also provides a connection between the giver and the recipient. The entire concept of donating a fraction of one’s wealth to the poor is a highly honourable act; one that comes with valuable lessons as well as blessings. First and foremost, it teaches Muslims self-discipline, allowing the giver to free themselves from the love of possessions and greed.

Who Should Pay Zakat?

Zakat is one of the five pillars of Islam. As such, it is compulsory on Muslims, provided they meet certain conditions and criteria. Any Muslim who possesses the required nisaab (the minimum amount of wealth that one must have before zakat is payable) for one whole year is bound to pay Zakat on that wealth. It is imperative that Muslims know exactly how much Zakat they owe and How to Calculate Zakat so that the right amount can be given to the intended recipient.

A lot of people choose Ramadan as the month in which they pay their zakat and for good reasons. Ramadan is the month of blessings and the rewards for all good deeds is far greater in this blessed Ramadan that in any other month.

The Beneficiaries of Zakat?

To put it in simple terms, people who are poor and suffering are eligible to receive Zakat money. They can be any of the following:


The Poor & The Needy – these people may have some wealth and funds but it is not enough to make up for the nisaab.
The Destitute – People who have no wealth or funds. They are living their life on the very basics necessities of life.
Zakat Collectors – People who collect Zakat as well as distribute it.
Muslim Converts – This category was specifically designed to get new Muslim converts who were genuinely poor on their feet. It still exists to this day.
People in Debt – People who are in debt but cannot pay it back are eligible for Zakat.
Travellers – Muslims who are in the middle of their journey and out of money are eligible for zakat donations.

Zakat Cannot Be Used For
building mosques
to bury the deceased
to clear the debt of the deceased

How Muslim Aid Uses Zakat

With millions of Muslims donating their Zakat to relief aid organisations around the world, it is a pivotal way to fight poverty. Muslim Aid uses these funds to help poor communities in isolated and remote corners of the world. We assist them in starting small businesses and help them gain the skills needed to get back on their feet in today’s economy and essentially come out of poverty. Zakat funds also go towards emergency relief in case of natural disasters and Tsunamis such as Typhoon Haiyan.

Making the Intention of Zakat

Making an intention is integral in Islam. It can be found in virtually every discipline in the Islamic faith. Muslims make an intention to pray before they pray. The same goes for fasting and Hajj. It is therefore, mandatory to make intention of giving zakat, either at the time of organising the payment or at the time of payment.

Items That Fall Under the Scope of Zakat

Jewellery and Precious Metal – Case in point, Gold and Silver. Both are come under Zakat even if they are used merely for decorative purposes. The reason behind it is simple; they contribute towards your cumulative wealth and as such their worth must be tabulated when calculating Zakat.
Bank Accounts – Any cash, bonds, stock one might have in their savings account. The amount should be in the bank for one year. Loans given or funds received are also part of the Zakat process.
Cattle and Crops - Cattle and crops that are in excess of one’s need.

‘TAKE ALMS FROM THEIR PROPERTY THAT YOU MAY PURIFY AND SANCTIFY THEM AND PRAY FOR THEM. VERILY YOUR PRAYERS ARE A COMFORT FOR THEM’ (9:103)

General Conditions of Zakat

Making Niyat is only half the task. Muslims must also consider the following conditions in order to ensure their Zakat contribution is paid correctly.

Recipient’s Eligibility: It is absolutely imperative that every shred of aid given reaches only those who need it most. As such, recipients of Zakat must be sufficiently poor to receive it. In a nutshell, if they don’t have personal assets that either meet or exceed the nisab, they are eligible to receive Zakat.
Paying Zakat In Advance: People who wish to pay for Zakat for future years can certainly do so. Keep in mind that the pre-paid amount can be offset against the actual zakat liability incurred in future years.
Payment in Kind: Zakat can be paid in many ways. The ideal way for today’s fast paced world is cash or if some people prefer, they can pay in kind as long as the value of goods are equal to the cash amount and furthermore, the recipient has agreed to accept the goods in kind.

Zakat and Tax:

Some people might think Zakat is a form of tax. It is not. Zakat and tax are two entirely different things. One is a spiritual act and an obligation as a caring human being and the other is a requirement of secular law. The concept of Zakat is to assist the poor and those who are suffering in order to help them end their suffering and get back on their feet.