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Yes. Very!!!!!

Hell with 'em

[quote author=Miss_Ife link=topic=886908.msg10336427#msg10336427 date=1330978113]Ok, let me try that one, though my head is rusty too

1/ Your shop draws 15% of total customer on any given day, which make 0.15*500 = 75 customers on saturday mornings
Out of those 75 customers only 35% will make a purchase of 10$ or more, which means 75*0.35= 26.25 customers
therefore, statistically, you'd make a minimum of 26.25*10=262.25$ per saturday morning.
This is just under 300$, but this is a minimum (10$ or more) so you'd probably need to calculate it again with the average amount customers spend in the shop to know if you would make profit or not.

2/The probability is still 1/2, the previous "events" do not influence the result. In terms of probability, whether you flip a coin for the 150th time or the first time, there is always just 1/2 chance for it to show tail.

now, tell me, why those maths, ronke? [/quote]Excellent,

"Tired of Bombing"? are you kidding me.

Many Heads of State around must consider this man some kind of comic.

Its true. I was born in May, But I believe November has it.

Where is The Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede and Herbert Wigwe? Have they successfully hidden themselves under the corporate cloaks.

Even though I am NOT happy with MTN, but where did this talk of 200MB come from pls,

If it was 'fatal' she'd be dead. It might have been severe or serious

WAVixen:
She had a fatal accident a few years that almost took her life, thank God for mercies. I am guessing the burns 'MIGHT' have been from that.

[quote author=Indirah? link=topic=803619.msg9563278#msg9563278 date=1321373055]Okafor's Law simply states that: 'A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever.

This statement applies to guys mostly (forgive the chauvinism); if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in, ), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc, )

http://www.naijaryders.com/forums/45391-okafors-law-male-female-opinions-needed.html[/quote]Nice!!! True too!

I can only say among all the tribes in Nigeria, The Igbos are the least fused, unified or wha'ever. Am igbo but I dare say we the ones I believe CANNOT govern ourselves should Nigeria break apart. We will simply degenerate to intra-genocide.

Thats good. We are getting there,

YOU NEED TO GO TO ANY BRANCH, PICK UP THE TOKEN FORM, COMPLETE IT, THEN THEY WILL ACTIVATE YOUR INTER-BANK TRANSFERS capabilities, etc.

While you are there ask ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. They have have the obligation to give all the necessary answers and guides.

God Speed!!!!

Sweet Easter!!!!

brainpulse:
Ignore the dirty water in the gutter, and make it your jacuzzi
Ignore the roar of a lion, put chain on it and make it your pet
Ignore the cars on the highway and make it your football pitch.
Ignore your MD's threat and make his face a punching bag.
Ignore the pastors' preaching and sleep with his only daughter

Please can anybody add more

Oh men! This be beautiful.

Ignore the acid sign on and container and drink the content;
Ignore the big bone and swallow the fish;
Ignore the murderous driver and lie in the way of an armored tank,

Such level of Ignorance at the very tip of the top, Am ashamed,

Kx:
They will fade away just like corruption, sharia and kidnapping.

Well said Kx. Well Said.

You are not alone. But my experience taught me that there is need for fellowship. Feel absolutely no guilt in walking out of any environment where you feel you un-nourished. Be careful but keep seeking till you find where your spirit is at peace.

Stay away from being a 'worker' for a while. Don't get drafted with those stupid spinning.

But ABOVE ALL, keep your focus in-between the chapters, ie study to show YOURSELF approved unto GOD. However good and untwisted and undiluted the preaching is, if you do not have fellowship with the Word you are not going to move forward and upward.

God Speed

Why, O why would you be discussing this matter on Nairaland, facebook or any internet forum. Nigga pls, ?

I would offer =N=20million for the head of T. A. Orji. He's an old heartless A**hole!
Okorocha has always been a Mo-r-on and a sycophant!!

lagerwhenindoubt:
They are just making this statement as a matter of record. let us try it this way

First Attack: All Subscribers to MTN, AIRTEL and Glo, sacrifice 2hrs of your day between 10:00AM and 12:00PM. DO NOT SEND SMS During this period, do it for 1 week. If that does not change their attitude
Second Attack: All Subscribers to MTN, AIRTEL and Glo, sacrifice 2hrs of your day between 10:00AM and 12:00PM. DO NOT MAKE CALLS During this period,

I guarantee you the networks will take action, if they think we are bluffing then do this

Final Attack: All Subscribers to MTN, AIRTEL and Glo, sacrifice 3hrs of your day between 1:00PM and 3:00PM. then between DO NOT MAKE CALLS/SEND SMS During this period,

I grant you they would have suffered so much loss they will have no choice but to shape up or ship out.

Lesson learned: If your protests falls on deaf ears - go for the balls and squeeze tightly

Word!!!
, and Yes it is possible,

No need exchanging words or calling names,

@HNosegbe,
my point is that when it becomes obvious that a project is a source of serious hardship to the people, you should at least redefine its use, and not keep it open just because you can. The interest and well-being of the people should top priority. Govt exist to make life a little easier for the people.

Bawss1:
T. A Orji: -[/b]15%

You are being too generous o o. What do you mean -15% for that, that, that, in short.

[b]-1111, % Thanks to that dog, I can boldly say, I wish somebody dead.

The most senseless project to be commissioned ever,

Conceived in greed and foolishness
Approved in ignorance and idiocy
Commissioned in utter lack of foresight
KEPT open in INSENSITIVITY, CARELESS and WICKEDNESS

Government is for the interest of the people, not to serve people's selfish pride. The fact that you wasted billion to execute a foolish project does not mean it MUST be kept open.

The least conscientious thing to be done is to redefine its use to time (say) [b]9[/b]pm to [b]12[/b]pm.

Please what is the position of the Nigerian Laws on Citizens Arrest?

Modified

I wish you asked the Best and Worst Governor.

I will tell you the most hopeless, useless, callous, insensitive, ignorant, barbaric, unproductive governor in Nigeria is THEODOR ORJI UZO of Abia State. The man deserves a bullet in the head and in the groin. Because of him ABIA is the worst state for me. I am from there.

Nice! But that is not a website, Yet!

The crux of the matter is quite simple. The like of Switch, whoever he is is a pathetic person.

Contract renewal or not, the new terms are ridiculous. That is the bottomline. And YES the new terms is enslavement. No way under the skies any current person working for years under a different work condition would accept those terms. It is stupid. And because the Indian insist on it one of two things will happen:
1. They fire ALL the current 'workers' and they go quietly, or
2. They attempt to drop them, and they burn the blipping place down.

At the end of the day if this Spanco does not shift ground reasonably (which they dont seem to be doing), the pple will be jobless quietly or cause significant nightmare for them.

Its a public relations nightmare.

MY POSITION: these Indians should know that this is NOT Uganda or Ethiopia. We are NIGERIANS!