₦airaland Forum

Nice one FFK.

If only you can take it like you give it

Rebekah029:
These were the questions I was given when I went for mine recently...
1: Write your name in full.
2: List 5 subjects you can teach comfortably in a primary class.
3: What are your talents.?
4: How many seminars have you attended? List them.
5: How Can you boost a child's self esteem?
6: What makes you different as a 21st century teacher?
7: If hired, what value can you add to the school for its growth and development?
8: How Can you help a child that is a slow learner?

After the written interview, they took us to the class for practical....
there were no students/ pupils in the class..cos they were still on holiday....so the panels/ interviewers were assumed to be the students/ pupils.


To cut the long story short I was disqualified .. according to them these were the reasons:
1: I didn't get the attention of the pupils before teaching.
2: They were looking for teacher one 1..not teacher 2....I actually applied as an assistant teacher, since my b.sc is not ready.


I hope these goes a long way to help your friend..
I wish him all the best!

You should have started with a Previous Knowledge. I usually us Question Method, Short Story or Joke.

I'm guess you didn't attend teachers' school

franchasng:
Step1

Go to Mosque with a Fulani Imam every few hours to pray.



Step2

Cram the whole quoran and make sure you can recite it without looking at the book.


Step 3

Don't miss any prayer



Step 4

Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankle


Step 5

Always wear white skull cap



Step 6

Drop out from school and enroll in Islamic studies


Step 7

Plan a visit to Somali, Sudan, Egypt or Morocco



Step 8

To be continued

Op, you forgot, support the terrorist actions of Boko Haram and Osama bin Laden

Mightyhaiz:
This is a pathetic mind state..


So in other words according to you,Buhari is not accountable to anybody. He can't suffer any kind of backlash from the people..

Just talk wetin dey ur mind and stop waving this useless posturing

It's better we know the error we have in Aso Rock.

Buhari doesn't feel he's accountable to anybody from the South or any Christian.
And we know he doesn't ask Northerners to resign. Let's just wait this difficult period out. We are in it already.


My prayer is for Osinbajo to continue to act loyal till he gets the power. And for Tinubu not to be too greedy to spoil things for us

Jerryherd:
You guys are just making Pantanmi more heroic to most Northerners, infact Buhari might just give him more ministries

So they should stop exposing him or what?

What the difference between the two.

LGA executives' positions have been vacant since January and Oyetola has not appointed anyone to fill it.
Since conducting LGA election maybe too expensive what stops him from appointing admins ?

Bedrooomsecret:
Just 14? Very soon it will be Nigeria as a whole

God forbid.

Things can't continue like this.
Good people will stand up

Esseite:
This definitely is a deflection for the pantami saga, because it's just too dumb to be seriously coming from a senator of a Nation.

This is an aboki senator.


You can't compare senators from South or Kaduna to other Northern senators

I just knew it's an aboki
Those ppl have cow brain.
Owners of cow should know the number of their cows.
We have far more important issues

owobokiri:
If you don't want to fight against the so-called injustice meted to you, it's no justification to be upset that others are trying hard to remedy their "situation"..
Comprehende?

Fight who?

Yourselves?

Is that what you guys are doing in the East now?

Dcube212:
She just nailed Nigerian real Problem, which is not familiar to many praise singers here on Nairaland.

Indeed common sense is not common

Anyway, Please I will Design a Professional Logo or Letterhead for your Product or Company For 2k Only

The problem we keep having is that people only see evils done by others.
You see people not in power wailing now as if they made any difference when they were there.
A statement like this can't be made by her seven years ago because she was getting favours from corrupt politicians then .


Most politicians are the same. We the masses must shine our eyes

Madam, please, itemize the injustice melted to Igbos that's not done to every other Nigerian

Something serious needs to he done about our police system. All these reaction approach has to stop. NP is loyal to Nigerians not politicians.
But politicians have made them useless. They can't even detect crime. They only go after helpless critics of govt.

One would think that with the series of school abduction in the North a plan would have been made to secure schools in isolated area.

Nigeria has become the Wild Wild West. Those with guns just have their ways

The lackadaisical attitude of the NP police has come to hunt them.

How can an attack last for one hour and there was no reinforcement? Didn't the station radio their Area Command for assistance?
I won't be surprised to hear that the radio doesn't work. Then what about their personal phone.

By now all Police Post in the East ought to have a watchtower and a perimeter checkpoint to frisk another one coming to the station.

But the same way the take the security of the masses with levity and unseriousness is coming to hunt them now. They thought it's only us that'll need protection

Sure did

Nomiyesupersaint:
.Guus Hindick did it with Chelsea and Russia.There is nothing wrong in Rohr doing same since the two teams are not playing at the same time

That's if it's in his contract

PlayMaker14:
You've not helped a star studded Super Eagles pick up a major silverware, you want to help your boyhood club just to runaway from your incompetence.


Anyway, I won't blame you for trying to run away, the higher authorities at the NFF won't even listen to the call for your sack because of what they're benefitting from you.

Your contract will be renewed soon and it's gonna be "business" as usual.

I tell you, Nigeria is a biz as usual country

PrimadonnaO:
Financially expensive, yeah?

Can you give a range? For the complete process.

300k to 1m

crossfm:
They will always ignore sensitive issue once their fellow terrorists sympathiser is involve.

And our darling daddy will never address such issue. Its only when it happens in Niger republic that he will rush to issue statement.

It really sucks to be a zombie, because their job becomes more cumbersome as days pass.

One thing we should know in Nigeria now is that , no matter what, Buhari will never sack any one especiallya Northerner.
And nobody resigns here.
Southerners may appear less religious but we are godlier than Northerners.
They only think of ethnic and religion in the North. They're not even godly.
Hell, even Ganduje was caught on camera stuffing dollars into his babariga and he went on to win another term. He's finished politically if he were a westerner .

Are these casaavas or yam?

thebosstrevor1:
IN NNAMDI KANU WORD.

STOP SPINNING THE NEWS

In another terrorist's words you mean?

Hmm.

What we have here is a BH sympathizer.
If he has repented, as a Christian, does he deserve forgiveness? Yes.
After all even BH fighters were pardoned by this govt .
Does he deserve to hold any political position? Hell no! I can forgive him, but I can never trust him.

Selfish man!

It because people will tag you barren or impotent.

Moreover, adoption is expensive in Nigeria.
The NGOs lacked adequate supervision. So what happens there is actually selling of children

That's my president!

Neutralobserver:
Subsidy is why we are not buying fuel at N340 per liter right now.

Before you start, I don't think subsidy is a good thing....because of subsides, refinereis have not been run profitably for decades, which has led to them breaking down, which led to us importing fuel, which we then waste money subsidisng to a level below the cost of producing and importing it.

Removing subsiusides will encourage domestic production, but there would be an increasse in prices first, before it gets better.



Corruption thrives because we don't see it as our problem...we see it as a government problem..and thus look for a superhero to come and save us...



Removign subsidy is a cheap way of attracting investment in the petroleum sector...no price control=greater chances for high profits=more investment,

We are buying at #163/litre in Lagos.

You don't know the history of our importation of refined crude.
It started with the military in the late 90s. That's about 23 years ago.
Why is there no solution for over 20 years?
Because people in successive govt make a lot of money from it. They don't want solution.

Most Nigerians are corrupt no doubt but if the govt put it's foot down and fight corruption with sincerity of purpose some people will be compelled to comply. All it takes is a purposeful leader.

Which investor can we attract again? Shell, Mobil, Total, Chevron, etc have all come and gone.
People are focusing on renewable fuel. That's the future .

Arewa1stSon:
Isa pantami is going no where

It's a paddy paddy govt


When Kemi erred you people we're quick to demand her head.

But now you preach forgiveness. Now many offenders does your Sharia forgive.

As a Christian, I believe he should be forgiven but holding that position is out of the question. And we all know he'll definitely be replaced by another Northerner. So what's the fuss?

Neutralobserver:
What we should do now is simple

1.REMOVE SUBSIDES

2.FIGHT CORRUPTION

3.Get industrial.

The subsidy system is a deliberate attempt at scamming Nigerians.
We are they subsidising in the first place? Any govt with foresight knows if we refine locally the price will crash.

Forget it! Buhari can never fight corruption. Corruption has come to stay. Even our daily lives as Nigerian is full of corruption.

Without the two above no sane person will invest in Nigeria. Our leaders lacked creativity. Anything they don't understand, they kill it.

Which school did this our Minister of Finance go to?
What financial positions had she occupied prior to now?
Every country is facing tough times no doubt but the pandemic isn't as serious here except what the govt made it out to be.
It's the creativity of responsible leaders that saves a country in times like this. But sadly, all we have as leaders are greedy and corrupt fools.

Six years down this govt has achieved nothing in diversifying the economy, only lip services

This Buhari's presidency has been from one hardship to another.

He is not a lucky president and he doesn't know how to maneuver an unlucky situation

The difference is s too small

There will be no CL again then. Because other 12 will voluntarily leave too. I'm sure they've all thought it out b4 announcing their league.

UEFA should just negotiate with them.
Because you can't just give the CL to PSG