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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Kids Caught Live Snake (Video) by misanho: 10:34pm On Jan 03, 2017
Brave kids, even though the snake is a harmless spotted bush snake, don't try that stunt with a similar snake with striking resemblance only professional snake handlers can note - The Green Mamba. Hmmmm.
Religion / Re: Overcoming Youthful Sexual Lusts by misanho: 11:19pm On Dec 25, 2016
advocate666:
Please do not listen to this op.

Youthful lust is natural. Don't fight nature. Embrace it.

When you are old, it's too late.

Enjoy your youth.

Ecclesiastes 11:9

You who are young, be happy while you are young, and let your heart give you joy in the days of your youth. Follow the ways of your heart and whatever your eyes see,

If you were so sure of what you are saying, why didn't you complete the Bible verse?

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Religion / Re: Olawale Elisha: "Eunice Breasts & Head Were Removed According To Crowd" by misanho: 7:33pm On Jul 12, 2016
First, I thank God for Mrs Eunice Elisha has found life in peace with God Almighty in His Kingdom, because speaking through His apostle God said "...he that loses life for my sake, shall find it."

Now, the perpetrators shall not die, they shall live because they have been forgiven, but unfailingly if Mrs Eunice Elisha truely went out as commanded by Jesus Christ Himself in Mark 16:15 to preach the Gospel, the perpetrators shall carry that guilt till Judgement; the perpetrators shall carry the Cross of the Kingdom of Jesus Christ, in the same order of Paul the Apostle after he consented the killing of Apostle Steven and the shall continue every Kingdom unfinished work of Mrs Eunice Elisha and more in the matchless name of Jesus Christ, Amen!!!

Thank you Father! Because the fate of all the perpetrators (them that killed Mrs. Eunice Elisha) is settled on earth and in Heaven.

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Family / Re: Conversation Between A Cheating Husband And His Sidechics by misanho: 12:17am On Jul 07, 2016
Hmmm, I just gat say something. My dear, there is no Brexit, sorry exit, for you. Marriage is for better for worst and also till death, so coolly temper. Those people telling you to divorce him, would not do same if they are in your shoes, its louder said than done. Comfort you self with God's Word, forgive your husband, but honestly express your disappointment and how he has failed himself and the God that witnessed your solemnization. Tell him how his action would cause your 3 months marriage in the years to come to be a lesson for others and not an example to follow. Then settle down in your home, smile with him, greet him, cook for him and do all your marital chores and most importantly pray to God to defend your young marriage from all plots of satan and his instruments. Then observe the power of peace/silence. It would be your testimony in the times to come; also those your friends - let them be, don't get upset, even if they call you, be yourself and allow their wickedness torment them forever, because God's Word must be fulfilled " the wicked runneth when no one pursueth". Your marriage will only wax strong with God as its foundation. God bless your home.

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Politics / Re: Opinion: Why Is Lagos Light Rail Project Costlier Than That Of Ethiopia? by misanho: 8:59am On Jun 09, 2016
Our country, Nigeria, has a country risk ratings that is way higher and this have always led to a higher cost of infrastructural and developmental project within our shores, and example is the GTL plant in escravos - Nigeria (about $10B) which almost 4 times the Qatar GTL plant (about $2B) and off course the 'Lagas light rail project. This high risk rate is as a result of the country's Political instability, falling commodity prices, central-bank policy uncertainties and conflict were the principal negative risk factors for investors to contemplate at the turn of the year, also are the investment risk of a country, such as risk of default on a bond, risk of losing direct investment, risk to global business relations alongside economic performance/projections, structural assessment, debt and Credit Ratings, access to bank finance, access to capital markets, etc.

Well, with all these at play, would you as a foreign contractor not protect your company, machines/equipment, staff, finances, and all forms of investments etc with more and higher insurances, security, etc? Lol

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Religion / Re: Is Glo Blackberry Subscription On Android Sin Before God. Pls Read This. by misanho: 9:29pm On Jan 19, 2016
@kissval1388 lol. Anyway i AM of the opinion Glo is playing a psychological and business game with its customers. Firstly, they allow the lapse to gain more android client based which is the largest phone operating system in Nigeria and the World. Secondly, if you are familiar with this local saying - wetin you steal na him dey sweet pass, then I need not explain. Thirdly, they know Nigerians ain't guilty for nothing, and everyone would invite everyone to feast on the perceived lapse. ITs JUST BUSINESS!
Food / Re: Student Finds Cockroach Inside A Meat Pie She Bought At Mr. Biggs(pic by misanho: 9:14pm On Jan 19, 2016
@obiremy I AM just curious, why is the meatpie not acknowledged in the receipt? And why did they give you a change of N840 after buying both a meatpie and a coke, when the coke alone is N160? And moreover the cockroach doesn't look baked? Please ooo, there is God ooo!

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Politics / Zamfara To Use N40m For Mass Weddings by misanho: 7:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
The Zamfara State Government has disclosed that a whopping sum of N40 million has been allocated to conduct a mass wedding organized by...read more on www.post-nigeria.com http:///LHW4

Politics / Re: Amaechi And Co Can Learn From My Actions – Obanikoro by misanho: 8:05pm On Apr 14, 2015
U r right, with that we will have a peaceful political environment.
Politics / Amaechi And Co Can Learn From My Actions – Obanikoro by misanho: 7:28pm On Apr 14, 2015
Former Minister of State for Defence and Current Minister of State II, Foreign Affairs, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro, has clarified his congratulatory message to the Governor-elect of Lagos state, Akinwunmi Ambode, saying that it should not be mistaken that he considers the election in the state as free and fair.

Obanikoro, who made the statement on Monday night via his official twitter handle, said that he only made the call in the “larger interest of Lagos,” and urged Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi and his cohorts... read more http:///LFX1

Politics / Supreme Court Dismisses Case Against Fayose by misanho: 6:50pm On Apr 14, 2015
The Supreme Court of the Federal Republic of Nigeria sitting in Abuja on Tuesday dismissed the petition of the All Progressive Congress, APC, seeking for the nullification of the election of Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose.

Fayose was the PDP flag bearer in the 2014 Governorship election in Ekiti State and was declared winner by the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, against incumbent, Dr. Kayode Fayemi of the All Progressives Congress... read more http:///LG64

Politics / Buhari Has Not Chosen Me To Head Transition Committee – Bakare by misanho: 6:29pm On Apr 14, 2015
The General Overseer of the Latter Rain Assembly and one time running mate to Gen. Mohammadu Buhari, Pastor Tunde Bakare, has dismissed the rumors making rounds that he has been appointed by Buhari to head and screen members of the Transition Committee.

Pastor Bakare, who spoke through his spokesperson, Mr. Yinka Odumakin, denied the transition committee... read more http:///LFOP

Family / 6 Habits That Hamper Your Finances by misanho: 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2015
We all have at least one bad habit; some are relatively harmless while others come to bear heavily on our health, finances and lifestyles. When bad habits spill over to our finances, holes are burnt in our pockets. Thus the need for proper planning as learning how to break bad financial habits can help you get back on track so you don’t end up old, tired and broke... read more on http:///LDSV

Politics / NATCOM Consortium Completes Payment, To Assume Control Of NITEL/MTEL by misanho: 12:59pm On Apr 14, 2015
The National Telecommunications Commission, NATCOM, has paid the 70% outstanding balance of the $252,521,000 bid price for the acquisition of Nigerian Telecommunications Limited, NITEL, and its mobile arm, Mtel.

The outstanding sum of $176,575,700 equivalent to... read more at http:///LEM9

Health / Ebola: Price Of Hand Sanitizers Reaches 250% Increase As Scarcity Hit Abuja! by misanho: 4:43pm On Aug 10, 2014
Went to SHOPRITE to buy food at the Deli, and on getting to the counter to make payments, I saw a bottle of sanitisers on the counter, so I decided to pick up the sanitiser for myself -just to be safe as Ebola has become the talk of every gathering in Town, two day later after giving a bottle to a friend and sharing the last of my stock, I went out to get more,on reaching the stores (shop rite, H-medics, and two other superstore) I felt a chill run through my spine, then it dawned on me that hand sanitiser scarcity has hit the Abuja metropolis, what I got two day ago at shoprite, ie. on friday for N270 had now reached N700 today-sunday. Young business men and woman, an opportunity is here again!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Snubbed At Mandela's Memorial by misanho: 10:51pm On Dec 10, 2013
Instead of protesting for ur country, u r against her.... And u say d problem is not from everyone.
Romance / Re: . by misanho: 6:20pm On Mar 01, 2013
Y this ops dey impersonate? Oya make we see urs pix....
NYSC / Re: Which State Has The Best Nysc Camp? by misanho: 7:54am On Feb 23, 2013
Karaye, kusala....... Kano state NYSC OC.
Romance / What Gives A Lady Total Satisfaction (sexual N Emotinal), Sex Or Wealth(money)? by misanho: 10:50pm On Oct 22, 2012
Ladies on NL I really need U all ryt now, what prompted this tread is someone saying King Solomon had 300 wives n 700 concubines or vice versa ( not 2 sure), and someone else saying it was impossible 4 him to satisfy dem all, and me as me dat I am is now sayin I think some if not all of his wives n concubines felt very satisfied in all facets of life from the way dey lived 2 how he performed his matrimonial duties, mayb because all or some of dere needs were met, cos he was d wealthiest of men, or because he was a superman man performing his duties as a man to both wives and concubines diligently as his wisdom was also very vast.

Now either he performed well with few of his wives n concubines and dey enjoyed both his tym n wealth or gave none or very little tym 2 d rest who were contented with just wealth and felt very satisfied 2 bear d title of wive or concubine 2 d greatest and wealthiest man dat Eva lived.
Romance / Re: Caught Your Husband Or Wife Red Handed. by misanho: 10:02pm On Oct 22, 2012
Baba God will Neva allow me encounter such IJN, Amen. I will b charged with murder by my conscience, even if it takes 10year of plotting 2 kill dat dude, cos even d bible says "he is @ d mercy of ma wrath", as 4 d lady well dunno. May such evil Neva befall us IJN, Amen.

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Romance / Re: What Wud U Do If Ur Spouse Come Home With 3 Earrings On Each Ear? by misanho: 9:35pm On Oct 22, 2012
Hmmmmmm, interesting comments so far, I just sense d world going south. Every one ranting about aving so many piercings, so many tatts hw cool they look not heard anyone talk about d religious or moral implications of piercing, so how do checkmate issues of life if not by morals and religious principles?


@ibiL, just saying , tink U need help as I sense u as being a pain freak cool
Romance / What Wud U Do If Ur Spouse Come Home With 3 Earrings On Each Ear? by misanho: 7:03am On Oct 21, 2012
I assume ladies with more than one earring on each ear promiscuous even though they might be ok, it gyv a negative perception of who they really are, saying they spend more tym soothing they outward appearance dark when they should be working on being meek, modest, Godly and presentable, this is only wat I think, ur own opinion is very welcome. And also what no(s) of earrings befits her?
Romance / Re: Is Having A "Spare Tyre" Now A Norm For Our Ladies? by misanho: 7:42pm On Oct 16, 2012
2 kind of ladies: Sarah like and d jezebel like, Sarah like ladies don't av spare tires while d jezebel like av spare tires, so brethrems choose wisely....
Romance / Do U Use Zodiac Tweet Updates 2 Evaluate 4 Compatibility In Ur Relationship? by misanho: 8:02pm On Sep 14, 2012
Just found out dat I'm not alone in d act of using tweets from zodiac and astrology handles on twitter especially dat of mine and dat of ma girl in doing some checks and assessment in our relationship, I consider it hypocritic but 4 assurance sake n 2 ascertain our position in d relationship; until 2 day wen i went hanging out with friends n found maself in dat awkward situation wen ur friend catches U lurking @ wat his doin on twitter and he was like "wat r U lookin @" and I was like "oh I'm not alone". We talked about it n found out we all indulge in d same act 4 d same reason.... Do U do d same? shocked grin smiley
Celebrities / Re: Usher's Stepson Dies After Jetski Accident by misanho: 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2012
Condolence broda, may God Almighty gyv U strength 2 carry on....
Politics / Re: GEJ - Boko Haram Disorganised My Plans For Govt by misanho: 4:32am On Jul 18, 2012
God Bless the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Long live Goodluck Ebele Jonathan! Long live our beloveth country Nigeria! It is not an easy one at all I must say, keep striving 4 Ur countrymen and women and Ur reward awaits U, bad belle throwei!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Happy Birthday To Dr. Nelson Mandela by misanho: 4:19am On Jul 18, 2012
Hbd Africa's no. 1 Elder State man......we all love U!
Politics / Re: Heavy Gunfire Reported In Yobe by misanho: 4:13pm On Jul 16, 2012
@dlordisgood: ur problem is urself, mind irrational comments....
Properties / 9.1 Hectares @ Lokogoma District, Abuja. by misanho: 12:32pm On Sep 20, 2011
Interested party Should call Engr Misan on 08092656275.
Romance / Re: Ajekpako Babes by misanho: 11:32am On May 22, 2011
@ OP, ajekpako babe are always d once 2 talk about expensive designer like jimmy cho, victoria secret, channel, gucci etc, dey on dey put dere body 4 where e suppose dey! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Would You Dump Your Sweety If They Got Fat? by misanho: 11:22am On May 22, 2011
@190, mzdarkskin nd phate07, u guyz sud beg d moderator to create a new room so u guyz can alwayz settle down there to insult urselves, hope say una hear? stop derailin someonez thread 4 ur stupid abuses,

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