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SportsRe: Argentina Vs Brazil: Copa America Final (1 - 0) - Live by MisfitHPG: 11:45am On Jul 11, 2021
SARSCoV2:
You forgot Messi does not work outside Nou camp

He is just a regular player on the pitch! Neymar has been dominating with his team mates,
take really extra for your pain
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Brazil: Copa America Final (1 - 0) - Live by MisfitHPG: 11:42am On Jul 11, 2021
Jokerman:
Even if Messi doesn't score or assist in the final?
yes your ronaldo scored and assisted in all the finals he played with portugal naw...pained soul,may that hating spirit choke your miserable neck to death,that is if hunger doesn't do it before
PoliticsRe: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by MisfitHPG: 11:45am On Jul 03, 2021
KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself Farooq, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq. you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news.....

All this because of Alcohol.
The US prohibited Alcohol in 1933.
They still do prohibit president, military, police, pilots, etc from drinking alcohol.
All over the globe, People are running away from Alcohol. Sobriety is the new Cool.
Y'all hate us because we don't do Alcohol, gambling, prostitution etc
islam,I wonder what is it about that religion that makes people useless fools and educated people become less enlightened that illiterates,I would rather be an athiest and drink alcohol every second of my life than set foot in a mosque for one second
SportsRe: Erling Haaland Splashes N250m In 6 hrs, N16m On Tips At Mykonos Restaurant (Pix) by MisfitHPG: 11:28am On Jun 27, 2021
michlins:
eya


Do you know how much those boys playing at NBA make per hour

How about Mayweather


Some nerds from India working remotely for big techs like Google and Microsoft.


Football pays but for a decade at most then massive decline and retirement. Imagine working for ten years and sustaining yourself with that for fifty years extra.

That's the reality
you clearly don't know the reality of team sport and a 1man sport,or even the only top Basketball competition in the world and top competitions in football in every country...do your research...football has more money than any other sport
CelebritiesRe: Nina Onyenobi Undergoes Plastic Surgery (Video) by MisfitHPG: 10:23am On Jun 21, 2021
Bahamas95:
I won't be surprised if that doctor don "collect" him share.
doctor fit,but useless tout like and your brothers no fit..shame of you and your useless poor prick
SportsRe: Deontay Wilder Is From Edo, Nigeria by MisfitHPG: 6:29pm On Jun 20, 2021
BuyAndSellStuff:
Wilder is a maestro? shocked shocked
Lol grin cheesy

Nothing illiterate Nigerian bloggers no go feed us. Wilder that's probably the least technical brawler of all time is described as "maestro"? shocked

Oya na cheesy
bro,an undefeated boxer barring his last fight is not a maestro?
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Was Stopped From Fighting Some Area Boys At The Jetty (Video) by MisfitHPG: 7:37pm On Jun 17, 2021
zolajpower:
I will rather watch and listen to naira Marley's music than this adult behaving like kid burns boy .
I just wonder if this is how he will behave in the US concert in October fool
Sadly no one cares what a tout would rather watch and listen too...
EducationRe: Racist Message Nigerian Lady Received From Georgia Southern University Roommate by MisfitHPG: 6:59pm On Jun 15, 2021
[quote author= post=69622031]This is nothing.
What if she is right about her auto-correct?!
They both sound so nice and courteous to each other.
It is the Aproko friend that puts this online that caused all the brouhaha!

Oan, not all of them are racist.......[/quote]when will you ever disist from manifesting you intellectual barrenness?how does autocorrect turn a non existent word into another one?I am embarrassed on your behalf
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dated A 23-Year-Old Man Last Year (Photo) by MisfitHPG: 7:16pm On Jun 14, 2021
Eazi1:
I'm sorry for my words too
solid G
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dated A 23-Year-Old Man Last Year (Photo) by MisfitHPG: 12:14am On Jun 13, 2021
Eazi1:
This guy easy now, I swear u no get joy o,

What's the esscence of all when u're not legally married... Mariage isn't a must though, but I tell u, its great
sorry I didn't know that was the angle you are talking from
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu: I Was Pained When Imade Took Davido’s Surname by MisfitHPG: 3:12pm On Jun 12, 2021
Bigdik70inch2:
Egbami ke!!see this MISFIT son of a thousand father...

Jux only if.........that hopeless wretched dog that birthed u.........was ever responsible enough not to have opened her craw craw infested maggot spilling watery smelly toto........to your ill-luck ogogoro sipping useless dad who had no option than to sow his wild seed in a bushy uncultivated being like yo deranged mother.........

Had it been yo crackbrained pa........maturbated,wrapped his spilled sperm in a tissue then dispose into dust bin.....there would never have been ba.stard disgraceful u........

Nor........would I have ever share this global space with such a doltish hebetudinous addleheaded cuckoo like u............

Done with u already
bla bla bla these boring overused trash you call insults from the 80's,I expected nothing from a stray dog like you,I wonder why a pig in human form like you is allowed to breathe air while some productive and useful people are dying,your slowpoke mother and your dirty illiterate father of yours have committed an unforgivable sacrilege for birthing forth a morally poor and a daft,spit dispensing slowpoke like you,you are those working corpses you call parents and your useless prostitutes and drug addicted thieves you call siblings are a bunch of swine...I spit on your father's bald head and I insert nepa poles in your mother's rotten vagina,oh she was a prostitute and wouldn't even notice...worthless sub-human
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by MisfitHPG: 3:02pm On Jun 12, 2021
ClitRaider:
Na devil go punish the good for nothing scallywag Shehu
that man and femi adesina, deserve lynching
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Receives N2m Cash Gift For Birthday (Photos, Video) by MisfitHPG: 3:00pm On Jun 12, 2021
Folabifreeman:
Liars cheesy believe this at your own Peril
I wish we could believe you if you say someone gave you 2k..only credible people tell lies
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dated A 23-Year-Old Man Last Year (Photo) by MisfitHPG: 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2021
Eazi1:
U better do something meaningful with 'ur life.
An artist,a DJ,a celebrity,a philanthropist,she has a show on Apple music, Manchester united sent her a jersey as a gift and one useless hungry nobody on nairaland is telling her to "do something meaningful with her life"how stupid can people be?I spit on you dadd,'s bald head for raising a disgusting maggot like you
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Does 'jackpot Dance' Challenge Obanye Francess Follows Up by MisfitHPG: 10:33pm On Jun 08, 2021
NgwalandAba:
When will this frog get sense.
the day you useless bat get money
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by MisfitHPG: 6:44am On Jun 06, 2021
ClitRaider:
Wish a brown bear should attack the old vegetable cow.
lol...bears don't eat vegetables I guess,and the cow wouldn't even come out for a press conference,our real president is Garba Shehu
PoliticsRe: US Mission In Nigeria Statement On Twitter Ban by MisfitHPG: 9:08pm On Jun 05, 2021
sammy329:
Twitter raising funds to destabilise Nigeria angry angry

Can the US accept that angry angry
you are either a dog or a pig?how was #endsars protest destabilizing Nigeria?are you an Animal?protesting against the excesses of some brutal criminals?I spit on your father for raising such a dumb fool
PoliticsRe: Constitution Review: CAN Seek Ban Of Under 18 Marriages In Nigeria by MisfitHPG: 7:19pm On Jun 04, 2021
Jesuschristus:
Everyone will eventually die bros so no big deal,but the fact the wiping out started with ur mother, dont u think u are next??
you are a walking corpse so I think it started with you because you brain is already rotten
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu: I Was Pained When Imade Took Davido’s Surname by MisfitHPG: 5:36pm On Jun 04, 2021
Bigdik70inch2:
Lalasticlala......
Seun........
Farano........
Dominique.......
Mydn44......
Rule 2
Plz ban this mistake of a busted condom.......
is that all you have?your username shows exactly you useless you are and morally bankrupt your family is,your parents should be stoned to death for raising such a nincompoop and you teachers also,for you are intellectually barren
PoliticsRe: Constitution Review: CAN Seek Ban Of Under 18 Marriages In Nigeria by MisfitHPG: 5:32pm On Jun 04, 2021
Jesuschristus:
Maybe ur mother isnt as lovely as u thought, wages of sin is DEATH
if ,that were the case,your entire lineage of adulterers,thieves,useless abortion machines and prostitutes,drunkards and drug addicts would be wiped out of earth
PoliticsRe: Constitution Review: CAN Seek Ban Of Under 18 Marriages In Nigeria by MisfitHPG: 9:55am On Jun 04, 2021
Jesuschristus:
Is that the problem of Nigeria.Most women lose virginity from age 13 or even lower,its okay for them to have sex with numerous abortions, but forbidden to get married,hypocrisy.To the guy below me,if u respect your own mother u won't come online to insult other peoples mothers ,especially when they did absolutely nothing wrong
it's difficult to stomach that my lovely mother died while life is left to a worthless slowpoke like you,I pray you die in your sleep before you bring forth any of your kind ever matches the earth
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu: I Was Pained When Imade Took Davido’s Surname by MisfitHPG: 7:24am On Jun 03, 2021
BikoMERCYme:
Who's this used and dumped cum bucket??...........

Doesn't she.........know the name "ADELEKE"wud easily open door of greatness for the kid anywhere??

Could her surname do same??

Modified :what am I even saying sef??
Isn't the name DAVIDO's daughter alone not winning the girl endorsement already??
she was used and dump by Davido,tell us who can used you useless pig?only a worthless animal with maggot brains can reason like this,I curse the day I was put in the same country as you
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Receives Atiku At Airport As He Returns To Nigeria (Photos, Video) by MisfitHPG: 10:36am On May 29, 2021
MAGG0T:
cheesy

He's just running from pillar to post, his political career is dead when he was disgraced in Edo's election.


The people will hit the final nail to his coffin come 2023 if he dare to contest
what happened in Edo was a carefully plotted ploy,APC intentionally gave Obaseki Edo to render Oshiomole who was the biggest key to a Tinubu ticket,and Tinubu himself politically powerless,the northern Elite are masters in the game of politics and everyone is just a pawn on the board.think about it
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Issues Cryptic Instagram Post In Hint He Is Leaving Juventus by MisfitHPG: 12:51pm On May 25, 2021
obembet:
Please can your Messi do this; Champion in
England, Spain and Italy; Cup winner in England, Spain and Italy; Super Cup winner in England, Spain and Italy; Best Player in England, Spain and Italy; Best Scorer in England, Spain and Italy; Over 100 goals for a club in England, Spain and Italy.

Like for my goat abeg

mynd44
can you win it in in the NPLF?messi is not your mate on any level in this life,your entire lineage will never find anybody as successful as Messi's dog,so sit your local ass and watch his greatness...useless hate
CelebritiesRe: Elizabeth Jack-Rich Marks Birthday: Elin Group Limited Celebrate CEO (Pictures) by MisfitHPG: 2:43pm On May 18, 2021
TopOL:
see how better human being dress properly.... unlike the olosho dem displaying their sagging boobs on the internet... undecided
as if that is the cause of your worthlessness and failure to make anything out of your life..
CelebritiesRe: CCTV Video: Yung6ix Car Robbed. His Laptops, Money And Mixtapes Gone by MisfitHPG: 2:10pm On May 17, 2021
Depressed101:
Na so so this wan take dey trend grin if dem nor theif you Gucci belt, them go hack your blockchain, or still your laptop, now them don still your properties wey dey your car, loser, abeg find another thing take trend your dead music career
says someone who has never been alive,his dead career is more important than you entire lineage
Foreign AffairsRe: The Banner On A Ship Carrying Jewish Refugees To Palestine In 1947 by MisfitHPG: 7:35pm On May 16, 2021
Saifullah01:
@lalasticlal front page please let's know history
pathetic muslim
CelebritiesRe: Regina Chukwu: Why I Would Do A Sex Scene by MisfitHPG: 7:10pm On May 16, 2021
yanabasee1:
Oloshos in the industry about to go global to market the godgiven assets....


By this time next year, olosho go begin display build houses and be changing cars every three months.... Market go don begin sell Wella..
yeah market dey sell,and yet hunger wan kill bastards..tell your sisters to reason am
CelebritiesRe: Imade Adeleke Signs An Endorsement With Eva Baby Soap (Photos) by MisfitHPG: 6:16am On May 14, 2021
Staphylococcus:
I use to believe Davido had sense when he named this girl "Imade". Very classy and unique name.

But when he named his boy "Ifeanyi" thats when I confirmed that dude got egg-roll in his skull. How can you name your first boy like a deity worshipped with palm-oil in Ebonyi state. Name that they haveused and over-used in Ladipo and Alaba market.

You cannot even package the name. Ify or Ifean

It would have even been better if he named the boy Play-Station or Xbox
And who deceived you that we give a shit what you believe?Davido doesn't know you neither do we,Imade doesn't not to talk of Ifeanyi or the people in Ladipo and Alaba market,in simpler ford's,you ain't shit
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigeria Urges Israel & Palestine To See Reason & De-Escalate by MisfitHPG: 3:37pm On May 13, 2021
Zygosis:
May Allah turn Muslims into his religion with beautiful turning.
May He destroy all enemies of Islam


al humqaa should stop quoting me
Christians have better things to do than be your enemy and God has already forsaken you..go and look for the demon you worship

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