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replenish:
what a wicked world

so how are my children doing?

mummy is back

Hey Mummy for Kirikiri, welcome !!!
They don release you

Come, what are you even feeling like??
Densel Washington??
I no wan know you.  

Maybe you are even the Cobbler down my avenue.  

Well sha, You be man or woman??
I know say you be Man !!
I sure no be small .



Small time, i go get the remaining now.      

Se o le se egusi ati isapa pelu eran ogufe??
Ki o si se sinu igba dudu ni oo.

Why cant you say the truth and stand by it now!!

You try !!
You don work for factory before?
Maybe na there una dey self??

Informant, No be you say my name sound like mushroom??

Damn Soul Damsol - - -



Hmmm


Sound like a pesticide !!!

informer:
Or make im go drink piss

You be bad man, which one come concern piss now?? Queen Damn Sole Dam - - Whatever, Welcome !!

Who tell you say no be Mushroom??

nana:
hmm hmm
As u see me so,i no send u o.

That one no mean say you no wish me well oo






Na true

@I - n - f - o - r - m - e - r !!!    

nana:
are u a yoruba guy? Candy. . .have a reason for asking

Hmmmm !!
@Nana, i'll report you to the councill of elders ooo

candylips:
thats cool. i used to live around there

do u have a mail. i'll like to send u a mail privately.

Nawa oo
Because i tell you say she fine, you no go sleep again?? Which level na
Candylips e be like say you want turn your thread to  - - - - - - -

Chinese for where??

Informer, you don show say you be man. Kaka don burst !!

Doesnt it sound like the title of a Horror movie??

Informer wetin Nana do you?? You no dey use eye see fine girl?? Abi all girls for your villa wowo??
Leave her alone oo !!
You just dey shadow her since !!

informer:
hmmn

Meaning pls

Whats 'Sodgi'?

Candylips, Thumbs up for you !!
Are you a writer or journalist??
You've got catchy topics !!

informer:
@topic
It will bcuz am the last noww.

you bet !!

I know this thread will neva end because people will be striving to be the last. The first poster really thought of a nice Topic that will make people stay glued !!

Informer, you be Woman, Man or hermaphrodite??

i no need am, U get wife for me??

Informer, are you back again??
do you need work??

Nice trial !!
But dont they raise hand for Bid?? How did the parrot Bid then ??

A man was bathing while his wife was in the bedroom when the doorbell sounded. The man shouted “Honey, would you go and answer the door because there is lathe in my eyes”. The lady put a towel on her body as she went to answer the door. It was John, the next door neighbour who was at the door and was surprised to see the lady only in towels for the first time. He gulped and said “Hi Sue. You look stunning!!” “Thanks” She said. The Man asked “Is Henry in?” ”He’s in the Bathroom at the moment” replied the lady. “I’ll give you two thousand Dollars if you can let the Towel down for just 2 minutes”. The Lady then allowed the Towel to slip to the floor. The Man gave her the Two Thousand Dollars and walked happily back to his House.
When the lady got back inside the room, the man asked who was at the door. The lady replied it was John, their next door neighbour. “Good” The man replied “I hope he gave you the two thousand he owes me”

Nice one !!

are you out of Job??

Moses at the Swimming Pool !!

check Nokia site' you'll see its true. Or better still, Google it out !!

dragnet:
How many kilobulletz per sec0nd!

Lollllllllllllllllll
It cant kill now. Just the design of a gun.