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omoge:
omo mi ooo a kuru bete kuru bete

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Omo mi o, akurubete kube
ti mo ba -----, ma raso fun e ----
ABBL (ati be be lo)


E ku ile oo gbogbo abule !!

_Singing
Ara ile se bi a o ni de mo
An bo oo, ire ta ko lona lo je a pe


Inu mi dun pe mo ba ile daradara
Koda awon eniyan miran bii Aloib, Babaijo,Dblock,Mustay,iya-aje, abbl tun n mu okun yi dun si ni. E kare, Eledua oo gbe yin ooo. E o ni di agba iya oo. Omo yin o ni sanku oo.
A du yin se oo

Emi si wa ninu agbala fun igba die na !!
E ja ka jiroro bi yio se dara!!!

Who wants to work in JAMB??

THE NEW ASDA HEALTH MACHINES!

> One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,
>
> "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."
> "Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies.
> "There's a diagnostic computer at Asda. Just give it a urine sample
>and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.
>It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds, a lot quicker and
>better than a doctor".
> So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Asda.
>
> He deposits five pounds, and the computer lights up and asks for the
>urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds.
> Later, the computer ejects a printout:
> "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
>activity. It will improve in two weeks".

> That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
>began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
>water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
>daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

> Jack hurried back to Asda, eager to check what would happen. He
>deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

> The computer prints the following:
>
> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
> 5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
>get better, thank you for shopping at Asda

The question is: Can this phone do the trick??

marlet01:
Lovely

Tanx

i'll be back to post much more !!!

Na you dey ask say make i collect ticket enter thread??

i suppose get ticket from you, abi??

To all Nokia Lovers !

WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT THIS??


Do you think this will scare “THEM” away?





New Nokia 6.750. - Built for Lagos Traffic. Particularly APONGBON AND THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR ALL BUSINESS MINDED ELITES ON THE ISLAND !

Which one of you get work to do self??

Emad:
i loved the pics especially the one above
Pray, paste more

Emad, check here for more

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=71189.msg1377008#msg1377008

Shouldnt i know what else is there??

if not the sky, what is??

Kick box who, his computer??

Do you know how to Kick box??

informer:
Why didnt David run away from the war ahead of him and claim,he shouldnt tempt God,why don't you just trust him in times that seems theres no hope and see Him in action,you faithless generation.

Man o Man, aint you contradicting yourself, lady

Who's talking about pitch??
Shouldnt we use a wrestling Ring??

Dont you know what referees do??
Must i teach you that??

@Poster
Because i havent bought a 'Hummer H3'.

Will you be the referee??

Mis-informer not Miss informer, you get Dictionary for house so??

@Informer, this is a visible enemy. Even David had to run from Saul so as not to be killed. That was a man God confessed is after HIS Heart. God does the spiritual ones, you still expect him to do all the physical ones as well Then why did He (God) give you a Brain now :Wisdom is profitable in all things" says the scripture !!

@Funmeme, i have a brilliant idea. Pls try and get his GSM Nos. Then bring it to Nairaland. We will all start calling him and warning Him to stay Clear until He stops. If you know His Friends numbers as well, we'll call the friends or send SMS and tell them to warn thier your guy if they still need him. Am sure he will stay away if his world is almost going down and too much calls come up !! At least those in Naija can help you best now. I pray God will still touch his Heart so his Madness can be reduced.

Have you given me any information before??

E ku ile oo. Ekaro ninu abule yi. Se ara le??

dblock:
Ema Keep it ril Hommie Mi.

Haba, dblock bawo ni ose di ore esu odara

Hausa flight discussion

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.
"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007""Do you copy?"
Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we cofi"
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"
Kano tower;- "kai haba!"
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"
Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"
British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"
Kano tower;- "Walahi?"
British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand peet?"
British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond"
Kano tower;- "kai!"
British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower"
Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa,ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"
British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"
Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"
British Airways;- "okay what?"
Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dying)

Talking about Seun, does he ban people without thinking??

The 'werepe' thing could lead to serious reprisal attack. it might even be acid attack. Pls be Careful !!

olanajim:
I will also want you to let us know if you have been taking his gifts, if you cheated on him etc. There no smoke without fire. A man don't just wake up one day and turn himself into nuissance because of a jambite, there must be more to it. Sure, he may be at fault. But no one can do you harm without your input.

Please give us more information if you are truthful.

If you ever try to bath him with acid, you are in soup! The law won't spare you!

WORD !!!

Do you want me to turn off your system??

cant you see i even witnessed the 1st world war??