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rasulua:
Nana plz narate d pics i cnt view it frm my phone.

 
Na woman you come look??

informer:
Mishoo I just introduced you to some memberz as muchroom

I no mind at all.

informer:
Guity of what O?

Guilty of AMEBO

omoge:
thank you e se o mishoo. dadaa ni mo wa

still humming Iya oooo, iya
iya ni wura mi oo
baba ni dingi ooo
ololufemi

Se ayun iya n yun e ni abi ti ololufe ?? nitori mejeji ni o wa ninu orin re.

you want the pix put on the forum or at the profile ??

Why e no go concern you??
You no be Nigerian??

E ku ile ooo!!

Ha Omoge Iseju, se alafia ni ile wa??
Bolarge, e kabo si abule wa yio.
Baale Richy, e ka alaye, e ku ise opolo.
E si tun ku laakaye!!
Ibi ti e ti n mu ogbon ko ni sofo oo

who killed dele giwa??

You've gotta answer the above question above

rasulua:
Bt your id says it all, stop tripin only wana kn wats up,hey c am using a phone and i cnt view profile cn u tel me if u a male or female?

He's a She. and its not your phone but his profile !!

informer:
InformER. Not Rumor monger

Informant, you are guilty until proved otherwise !!

informer:
Do I look like an amebo or an Informer?

I say fact and don't carry rumor.

Informanter, so whats your work??

_{Steps in mistakenly}



Should i go back or wait in here

_{Thinking out Aloud}

all these talk don tire me, u no fit talk another thing??

> A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
> meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They
> rub the lamp and a ghost appears. ! The ghost says, "Normally,one is
> granted
> three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
> So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be
> in
> the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries. Pfufffff, and he was
> gone.
> Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in
> Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and
> he was also gone.
> The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after
> lunch at 12.35pm"


> Lesson I: "Always allow the bosses to speak first"
> ********************************************************************

Now we'll get to some moral stories !!

o tie n gbiyanju. Mura sii ni sise !!

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's much more understanding and a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the retirement fund and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!!

Don't mess with them!!!

Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh today

Sugbon Yoruba kiko ko ni agbagbe rara oo. Ko si 'sh' nibe. Kakabe o maa dara to ba ko 's' ati 'pa' dipo 'kpa' . Se ara Benin ni e ni abi igbo to ti pe ni ile yoruba !!

Dis Guy, o n gbiyanju, sugbon ko si 'ikpa' ninu yoruba oo. Konsonanti ma n wa legbe Faweli ni. Konsonanti meji kii si ni egbe ara won afi bii 'gb' ati 'ng' nikan.
E mura si kiko yoruba yin oo.
O dara be e !!

Are you minding him??

candylips:
@nana

I am yoruba. How about you ?

Too late, your name na 'SOJI'

Wake up!!! Nana doesnt come to Nairaland in the evening !!

Who teach you English self??

e.g your faithful dog !!

TI IYA MI BA SE EKURU NI IGBA TI MO WA LEWE. EMI KII FE KI WON BA MI FO RARA. MO MAN FE KI WON BA MI BU OBE SI I DIPO KI WON FO.

WELL SHA, TI E BA SETAN ATU KO MI. INU MI YIO DUN GAN.

SE E MA N FI EKO JE E NI??

YUCK !! MO KORIRA EKO (MIMU ATI JIJE) SUGBON TO WON BA FO EKO JIJE SINU ABO IDEMU TI WON SI FI SUGAR ATI MILO SI, MO LE MU.

Yeah, yeah.
Tell it to the birds !!!

minute:
she ekuru ati atadindin ni? abi amala ati abula lefe soni,ewa igan naa ogbeyin,eba felefele ati ila elegusi pelu eja tutu
nko? moinmoin naa wanbe.

Yeeee !! Otito ooo!! Ni se ni enu mi da to !!
Koda oro re mu ebi pami.
Sugbon nko feran ekuru ti ko ba ni ile ninu oo, nitori o man pa mi lorun.
Se o le ju awon ounje wonyi lati inu afefe ??
Ki n wa gba sori ero ibanisoro mi ??

tdino:
i guess i can't speak yoruba.

Talo pe e wa ni gba na ??

You no fit read??

An American, a Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile I have a microchip in my hand." The Nigerian, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

Hmm

Why last man for last bus stop now?? E wan Kaput ??

Ayaba Iseju, Ebo bawo?? Mi ki i se alujannu oo tabi ebora !!!

Sugbon awon igba ti a fi amo se yen ti a si fi ina jo leyin lati je ki o gbe ni mo n soro nipa.
Se eyin mo ounje se ni?? Ounje abinibi ni oo.

informer:
You can only ask for what will make you happy,and he asked for it.

_{Caught you pants down}

Was that a question??

kinzolic:
last man standing

For which Bus Stop