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PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 6:07pm On Apr 29, 2016
Candyrain:
Would he have condemned their atrocities if the SE Governors hadn't gone to Abuja? Would he?
thats a question i cannot answer.how can you even think pmb would not have condemned the killings iff not for the interventions of the SE governors.what did the governor of enugu state did when he heard rumors about the invasion.he called pmb,when he was suppose to be proactive.you cant blame pmb for everything sir..if anybody should be crucified,crucify the governor of enugu state not pmb..the governor should take responsibly for the happenings of his state.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 5:29pm On Apr 29, 2016
crixtex:
Yeah... u re supporting him because he is either frm ur tribe or same religion... if it was gej now, we no go hear word!!

Lets tell ourselves d truth, nothing hausa man do dat SS or SE will not criticize, and nothing Igbo man do, Hausa or Yoruba will not criticize. .. So why fooling ourselves dat we are onehuh
i am a bonafide igbo man.dont critisize a man just because he is from another tribe.try to be open minded.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 4:48pm On Apr 29, 2016
crixtex:
Bigot... Buhari is a freak, a fiend and a wicked person... How can u kip silent over ds murderous terrorist....??

No matter wat you say, fulani herdsmen is a stain on his govt just like how Boko was to GEJ...
no matter what i say??hmmmm.u r funny myy friend
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 3:23pm On Apr 29, 2016
Olabestonic001:
Silence meant conformance. He does not want to be seen as being against his Fulani brothers even if it meant they involving in earnest carnage of the country. Bros, I'm a very stronger supporter of Buhari but you must note that that man is a core Tribalist. The only reason while I support (and still does) is that he wont share money "anyhow" a weakness GEJ is notorious for. But, if he continues his reticent attitudes in the wake of this marauding Fulani who have become bolder after his ascension, then it meant that he's not just a tribalist as I tot but a criminal.
"he does not want to be seen as being against his fulani brothers"..but he recently condemned their activities,eventhough it came late.can you still say that he is in support of their activities..i am only trying to be open minded here.
RomanceRe: Why Did My Girlfriend Live Me To Marry A Rich Man by misreal(m): 3:18pm On Apr 29, 2016
FuckTheM0ds:
hehehe you only knew that cos you stalked my profile topics and posts and ready my earlier threads o. Lol i'm just catching fun o
enjoy yasef jawe.lol
Jokes EtcRe: Am Confused:somebody Help Me Solve This Arithmetic by misreal(op): 3:12pm On Apr 29, 2016
amen69:
If I refund 1k each, it means d money I borrowed is 98k. 98k minus 97k gives 1k which is with me.
More questions Please!
the money dat was borrowed is 100k.i dont understand your answer oh.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 3:07pm On Apr 29, 2016
Olabestonic001:
He's complicit for keeping quiet.
There is a limit to politics from the executive.
I condemn in strong terms PMB's lackadaisical attitudes on Fulani Herdsmen menace.
i havnt said that pmb has done well for keeping quiet.the point is,pmb cannot been be seen as supporting the activities of herdsmen just because he is quiet.by the way,has his condemnation of this bloodshed stoped the killings in anyway??what will help nigerians now is unity,not pointing fingers to our president.
RomanceRe: Why Did My Girlfriend Live Me To Marry A Rich Man by misreal(m): 1:38pm On Apr 29, 2016
FuckTheM0ds:
i has been friending these girl for 3 years now. She kept on to told me that she loves me and will not live me.
I'm a young man of 35 years, i don't has any wealth or a job but i have a handwork, i am a capenter by profassion.
So my grilfreind advice me to buy Jamb and go to Univartisy. I acceaptad her advize and i taking jamb these year and scored 137. I am so supraise becouse i am very breliant and entallegent but Jamb were maerking nonsense . But my galfriend live me and go and accepted to marry a very rich andsume yuong boy and i am very haertbreak and diverstetaed. Somewon healp me plaease before i commet siucaiede.
you are not an illiterate sir.all i need to do is ignore your spellings and take cognisance of your grammatical expressions then gbam!!!i know u r faking it.i dont know what u stand to gain oh.
HealthRe: Functions And Problems Of The Vagina by misreal(m): 1:33pm On Apr 29, 2016
lalasticlala..this is fp worthy.let our ladiess get some vagina education.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 1:16pm On Apr 29, 2016
dirifred:
ops try to do a little research before you post. Who is the grand patron of these Herdsmen? aside being the president of the nation, PMB as a prominent Fulani should have condemn the devilish attacks long before now, he chose to be mute about it. The attackers have seen silence as encouragement. Are you aware the governor of the state place a call across to PMB before the attacks? I just hope the kind of disaster that could emanate from the people resorting to self-help on account of government failure to protect his people does not break this country.

please bear in mind, anyone Nigeria killed, be him my Ibo brothers or my Fulani brothers, one Nigerian has been killed and it the fault of the government headed by the president. so the entire fault rest on the president for failing to perform his primary duty of protecting the life and property of every Nigerian.
what do you "grand patron of these herdsmen"??
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 1:14pm On Apr 29, 2016
Leboska:
Story for the gods. That is for those who don't know him or do but pretend not to know.
so how well do you know him?
Jokes EtcAm Confused:somebody Help Me Solve This Arithmetic by misreal(op): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2016
can u help me solve this?

Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it.......


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Christianity EtcRe: Suleman To El-Rufai: “You Are Dead Already, Ask For Date Of Your Burial" (video) by misreal(m): 12:30pm On Apr 28, 2016
Pataki:
You are very very senseless. The bible has instructed you, study to show yourself approved, a workman that need not be ashamed rightly dividing the word of truth. When cyber idiots like you cannot read your bible and ask the Holy Spirit for interpretation, you begin to listen to charlatans speaking death upon another human being.

May your eyes of understanding be opened. Mumu-Christian. It is your type that Suleman will be slapping up and down, asking you to eat grass all in the name of deliverance.

Quote me again and I will make you wish you never had that 10MB to display this gross idiocy of yours.
a christian should not use words like this on another human my friend..becareful with your words sir,because you will give account of every idle words..
Christianity EtcRe: Suleman To El-Rufai: “You Are Dead Already, Ask For Date Of Your Burial" (video) by misreal(m): 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2016
i see a lot of persons abusing suleiman.the truth is,no one can fight the church and go free.do christians actually think el rufai will pass a law that will limit the propagation of islam?,do you think he will pass a law that will stop imams from calling for early morning prayers in the morning using their loud speakers.all these christians abusing suleiman,for his comments please take your minds back to what happened to annanias and saphira...IF ELRUFAI PASSES THAT LAW,HE WILL DIE...
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Have Sex? by misreal(m): 11:58am On Apr 28, 2016
adeoladele:
Am on seven days fasting and prayer today been the third day, i wanted to have sex to night my Wife told me no way because am on fasting i insisted that since she is my marital Wife there is noting bad she told me i will have to start from the beginning though i had my way with one round. My question is it really wrong? does that mean my prayer will not be answered?
nothing is wrong with having sex with your wife,but it might serve as a distraction to your goal...at least we you love God and desire to seek his face..kudos to you
EducationRe: Student In Oversized Suit For Project Defense Today (hilarious) by misreal(m): 8:01pm On Apr 27, 2016
cruzita:
grin that kind colour still exist? for this heat ,person get mind wear that kind coat .
hahahaahah.na real COAT
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op): 1:12pm On Apr 27, 2016
fcbonsai:
same way GEJ had nothing to do with boko haram but was still blamed for it huh
yes..some persons blamed gej for sponsoring bh,because he wanted to de-populate the north.while others blamed buhari and ibb for trying to implement jihad..how can a man tries to discredit his own govmnt?
IslamRe: Confusion: Who Was The First Muslim ? by misreal(m): 12:43pm On Apr 27, 2016
QueenSalewa:
Yes I did, is that surprising?
NOT AT ALL
PoliticsBuhari Has Nothing To Do With The Fulani Massacre by misreal(op):
personally,i have experienced the menace of late response of our security officials to life threatening problems.a situation where police always shows up ten minutes after a robery is something to be sad about.
i have been following the stories of fulani attacks lately,and i noticed how people are quick to point at the president as a supporter of this devilish act,of killing people right in their homes.. how can a man do things to distabilize his government?that was how gej was accused of using bh,to reduce northern population for his second term..the proBLEM is the slow response of our security operatives to life threatening situations,not the president.and after responding late,you do not expect them to just watch you go after evry northerner around in the name of reprisal.even if you do,chances are you will end up killing innocent northeners..now is not the time for us to start,a tribal war but to work together in unity in other to stop this violent activities.i only beg the federal government to act fast,or else a civil war is imminent...please dont quote me if you will abuse me..

lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: Police Abandoned Us During Herdsmen Invasion – Enugu Community by misreal(m): 12:11pm On Apr 27, 2016
i dont think buhari or the federal government has a hand in what is happening because normally,security operatives always arrive late to the scene.and you dont expect them to give you the go ahead for reprisal attacks,because most reprisal attacks always target the innocents.whats the difference between you and them if you go on reprisals and kill innocent people.in addition,i am highly disappointed at ppl who come online to mock the victims,just because they are igbos,or even because igbos were once chest beaters.its human life we are talking about here.the solution to this problem is to ask the herdsmen to leave the south until further notice,and shoot aside every herdsman within this region till this issue is solved.because if these killings persist,i see a civil war coming because it will only give ipob and massob the chance to pick up arms..finally,the yorubas,the igbos and other minority tribes should unite to fight this,else the same violence will meet everyone of us in our doorstepp.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Ex-mbgn Beauty Queen Who Lied About Her Age Now Aspiring To Be A Pastor??? by misreal(m): 7:22am On Apr 27, 2016
bless God for that,at least she has changed and God has forgiven her.
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues: How Was Your First Experience? by misreal(m): 4:09am On Apr 27, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
When I was in primary school, I use to think falling down under the anointing was a gimmick by pastors and those in their inner circle to attract new members.
I invented a game I named ‘Holy Ghost abracadaba’. I took my lessons from Christ Embassy’s atmosphere for miracles TV programme. My group of friends would laugh and chant in a fake funny tongue and each of us would drop on the ground, one after the other.

One afternoon after school, the strangest thing happened when we were at our game. I think God decided to teach us a lesson for making mockery of The Holy Spirit. One of us got slain. Adaobi began speaking in real tongues and rolling on the muddy ground helplessly.
Out of fear, we all grabbed our different school bags and took to our heels.
Next day, we avoided ourselves. Adaobi never recounted what actually happened and that marked the end of The Holy Ghost abracadaba game.

Few years after, I attended a Christ Embassy branch close to my house with my kid brother and my 7 year old cousin. Towards the end of the service, the pastor called us out to receive the gift of tongues. He spent 10 minutes on me yet nothing happened. I felt like the magnitude of my sins won’t let me receive the gift of tongues. He barely touched my bro & cousin when both of them collapsed on the ground so he walked away triumphantly.



Just when I was about believing the Holy Ghost thing is not film tricks, my brother gave me the side eyes and smiled mischievously while he was still on the ground.
My cousin, on other hand dipped his hand into the pocket, produced the cabin biscuit he was served 1 hour earlier along new members and ate it right there.
I was like, “I am done!”

From then on, we became members of Christ Embassy. I use to dread prayer sessions in church. Each member would just burst into tongues and leave me stranded. I was the only one that couldn’t speak in tongues and I always felt like I was the one that crucified Jesus. Occasionally. I would count one to twenty repeatedly in my native language remixing it with a bit of French I learnt to make it sound like I was actually speaking in tongues.
I think the pastor noticed my plight and held a special session for me one month after.
The assistant pastor and 3 members of the prayer band surrounded me. They laid hands on my head, laid hands on my chest, blew me air, beat my head, and pushed my forehead in a futile attempt to make me fall.

Odeshi!

Then my brother was given the mantle to infuse the Holy Spirit in me.
I could not laugh abeg!
When he held my hands to pray, I reminded him in whispers of how he stole fish from the soup pot the previous night, how he insulted my sisters, how he cheated me in Ludo, how he told a lie a week ago, along with other sins he has committed. He was saying ‘xxxx, please stop now and allow me to concentrate.’
He got distracted and gave up on me.

Same could be said for my university days. I attended several churches and was a worker in my fellowship but I still never believed in this outer manifestation of The Holy Spirit.
But our God is patient. (2 Peter 3:9)

During my service year, I made a resolution to draw closer to God. It wasn’t easy at first, then a small tragedy happened to me that gave me no choice but to take shield in my creator.
I prayed regularly, became active in Church and studied The Word when I could but there was still an unexplainable void that lingered. When I opened up to a friend, he sent me a couple of Kenneth Hagin books.
I read ‘The Holy Spirit & You His Gifts’ and realised why the emptiness lingered. My thoughts were open to the fact that it is possible to lack the gift of the spirit even when you are born again.
This was also tied to the belief that only big pastors like Pastor Chris or Pastor TB Joshua could make the Spirit manifest in me.
In summary, I genuinely asked God one evening with an expectant heart and he gave it to me. (Luke 11: 9-13)
I wish I could write more on this but the feeling was ineffable. My intentions at the start of this post were to describe the actual experience but I am loss for words.
Over to believers reading this. Have you received the gift of the Holy Spirit?


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/holy-spirit-gifts/
yes sir,it was a wonderful experience.the holyghost came on me in my room...it is the begining of great things TO happpen in your walk with God.the bible will become real to you now.dont mind the nay sayers,they only wish to. have the same experience but are going about it the wrong way.
Christianity EtcRe: Raising Alter To Fight Alter,anyone With Any Knowledge On It? by misreal(m): 3:56am On Apr 27, 2016
lastchild:
Anyone with a tangible knowledge on this?
very simple,just whatsapp me..08054262613....m in calabar
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by misreal(m): 3:49am On Apr 27, 2016
Efrankbblog:
Source:efrankb
we SIN toohuh.......i cant believe i read that clearly.somebody should explain this to me oh,because i know yaweh hates sin..
IslamRe: Confusion: Who Was The First Muslim ? by misreal(m): 3:32am On Apr 27, 2016
QueenSalewa:
Like I have said, first muslim *of their time* is implied. BUT... I accept that the prophets should have said "I am the first submitter of my time" to avoid confusion.

Why are you being purposely obtuse? Did you not read what I said about title not organised religion? Yes, Moses was Jewish AND muslim. They weren't mutually exclusive. Everybody that followed Moses was a submitter at that time too. Now that there is a new revelation, CURRENT Jews aren't submitters anymore, but they are People of The Book. It's not rocket science.

I'm thankful you posted the whole verse and not just one sentence. The verse says "believe not in God nor the Last Day".... Do Christians believe in God? Yes. Do they believe in the last day? Yes. So obviously that verse is calling out a very specific type of Christian/Jew who despite claiming to be people of the book, did bit actually believe in God or the last day. What the verse isn't saying is "Christians and Jews do not believe in God". What the verse IS saying is "fight the people of the book who do not believe in God and the last day".

People who do not/did not believe in God are obviously not muslims, if that's what you're asking. Next.
i think you just justified the killing of christians by muslim in the name of jihad.
FamilyRe: Guys Who Married Single Mums: How Did You Convince Your Parents by misreal(m): 9:14pm On Apr 26, 2016
justcallbuki:
mr man free me abeg, i dot reply mention,thought u had smthing better to say,as for my opinion its totally my biz...i always take my time to reply to topic........ Everybody has their reason for posting what they post.
true.whatever your reasons are...lol
FamilyRe: Isn't This A Valid Reason To Shun Marriage? by misreal(m): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2016
crackhaus:
There's no way you were being serious.

Good joke gringrin
How has your post helped the op..if you know a way to help the op,so that he can give birth to children who will not inherit any genetic disorder,please state it or pls dont quote me.
FamilyRe: Isn't This A Valid Reason To Shun Marriage? by misreal(m): 8:35pm On Apr 26, 2016
Rohypnol:
don't worry about him sir. I have already asked Jesus for help like you suggested, please let bygones be bygones k?
"bygones"??hahaahahah.....you will recieve answers to your prayers despite your doubts.jesus will show himself strong in your matter...MARK MY WORDS..
FamilyRe: Isn't This A Valid Reason To Shun Marriage? by misreal(m): 8:28pm On Apr 26, 2016
oglalasioux:
I respect your beliefs but it doesn't really work the way you think. Yes, I know Jesus and I believe he is the one who gave our scientists and doctors the brain to handle medical problems not to your pastors. Thanks.
please sir,have i mentioned pastor in any of my post??moreover,jesus is the same yesterday,today and forever.if he can pass through a person to heal the sick in the time of old,he can still pass through men to heal the sick.dont limit limit the power of the risen christ my friend.
FamilyRe: Isn't This A Valid Reason To Shun Marriage? by misreal(m): 8:19pm On Apr 26, 2016
Rohypnol:
of course.
Jesus I am calling on you to heal me and cure my ailments completely. In Jesus name Amen.
amen
FamilyRe: Isn't This A Valid Reason To Shun Marriage? by misreal(m): 8:04pm On Apr 26, 2016
Rohypnol:
thank you for your advice. I will make sure to fast and pray to heal all my problems.
fasting and praying will not heal you,jesus will..if you have tried science,why not try jesus?
FamilyRe: Isn't This A Valid Reason To Shun Marriage? by misreal(m): 8:03pm On Apr 26, 2016
oglalasioux:
There's no truth in your advice. Please don't mislead anyone with your religious beliefs. Medicine and science has great potentials to solve genetic defects.

21st century African still believing it's the devil that is responsible for all his problems. Pathetic!
religious beliefs?...only jesus has the cure to every health issue.i am not saying science is bad,but the op's case is beyond science..by the way,do you know jesus?

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