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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 11:26am On Sep 16
Silentgroper:
why does 5hr scotch egg look like that. .



Aren't scotch egg , egg rolls??

Scotch egg is quite different from eggroll.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 1:42pm On Sep 13
Where is Doscar a.k.a Chef'D?
Crime / Re: Moment Man Was Caught After Stealing From His Boss (video) by MissSlimbody(f): 11:28pm On Sep 12
RealityKings:
Maybe everyone deserves a second chance

Some people don't deserve a second chance. Maybe from God, but not man. I just read about the CEO of GOKADA NIG, who was murdered in 2020 by a staff he gave a second chance after stealing from him.

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Romance / Re: If You Have A Sister, Daughter That Lives In A Parish, Tell Her To Come Home by MissSlimbody(f): 1:15pm On Aug 13
pocohantas:
Some ladies leave their family to go live in a parish house? Doing what exactly?

It sounds so strange.




Wow. It truly happens ??

Yes, it happens. I served (NYSC) in a Catholic school in Cross River. The Corpers lodge, parish house, church building and the Catechist house were in close proximity.

We the corp members observed the interactions between the priest and the girl staying with him and concluded that there was something there. When one we raised our concerns with some of some of the locals we were close to, they just laughed like it's common knowledge.
Jokes Etc / Re: Dear Sun.....signed Roasted Nigerians by MissSlimbody(f): 12:49am On Jul 01
Bimmspost=43188062:
A friend just forwarded this pix to be and I find it totally hilarious.
cheesycheesycheesycheesy
gringringringrin

To be honest, the sun harsh no be small

smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Guys, Be Honest, Can You Send Your Girlfriend Half Of Your Salary? by MissSlimbody(f): 11:02am On May 21
SageOddy:
Guys, it's your time to speak.

Be honest, can you send your girlfriend half of your monthly salary?

Is it a life and death situation?

Answer this πŸ‘†πŸ½ first.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 10:57am On May 21
Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Salad πŸ₯°

Make i quick run enter inside market

Have a beautiful day everyone ❀️

Good to have you back, Preston. Trust you're good.

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Family / Re: You Must Have Done This When You're A Kid by MissSlimbody(f): 9:33pm On May 18
Curious345:
There were no plastics chairs in the mid 80's when we were kids

Even early to mid 90's, it was wooden and metal chairs.
Politics / Re: Lagos Fire Service Battles Fire At NNPC Terminal In Apapa by MissSlimbody(f): 5:11pm On May 17
tuzeriouz:
It is expected for the Terminal to have a standby fire service working at full capacity.

There's a fire service station close by, about 3mins or less.
Business / Re: Erisco Vs Chioma Okoli: CNN, Dailystar, Reddit, Others Feature Story by MissSlimbody(f): 2:02pm On Mar 28
Rolings:
Like my Yoruba people will say
"Gambari pa Fulani, ko Kan aye"
Chioma cancelling Eric Umuofia company....it's a family affair

Post Edited.


Never mind
Celebrities / Re: If Anything Happens To My Son, You’ll Rot In Jail - Portable’s Babymama, Keji by MissSlimbody(f): 4:47pm On Mar 26
Tallesty1:
Mr & Mrs







grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Only him na lady and gentleman

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Very Dark Man Picture In Police Cell Surfaced On Social Media After His Arrest by MissSlimbody(f): 1:51pm On Mar 24
EnglandAmaka:
Nothing pain me pass when a YouTuber post something for me to see and he will be making his nonsense commentary not allowing me concentrate on seeing what he posted. E dey pain me.

Please only post, don't explain anything. Allow the person in the video to talk not you the YouTuber talking

It is very annoying, that's why I don't watch most of the youtube videos posted here.

Na only wetindeyhappentv get sense
@officialwdhtvv

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 11:55pm On Mar 21
armyofone:


I have a bunch of them like that now.

Na me and them - going to be 3 weeks soon. They must ripe! I leave them to be vexing and then cool down and ripe πŸ™ƒ.

Throw the plantain into a polythene bag, tie tightly and keep in a warm place, the heat will ripen it.
Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by MissSlimbody(f): 5:25pm On Feb 14
@Op, you forgot to add "Vagabonds"
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solbase10:
Super Eagles striker, Umar Sadiq has issued a stern warning to Nigerians who attempt to insult him due to the team’s failure to win the 2023 Africa Cup of Nation.

Sadiq stated this on the backdrop of the cyber-attacks on Alex Iwobi after the final of the tournament, where the team lost 2-1 to Ivory Coast on Sunday.

As a result, Iwobi, who currently plays for Fulham in the Premier League, confirmed leaving social media after the AFCON final match following the bullying.

In a post shared on his Instastories, Umar warned that he is not Alex Iwobi and will insult anyone who comes for him.

β€œI no even play you con dey insult me. Abeg oo me i no be Iwobi, I go insult person papa with him mama join. Yes I be dat typical Hausa boy abi u see fear for my eyes.

β€œPushing someone into depression and mental breakdown. Yet you want life to be better for you. e no fit ever better for una!

Read also:https://www.completesports.com/im-not-iwobi-ill-insult-your-parent-if-you-insult-me-sadiq-warns-nigerians/
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 9:21am On Jan 22
Akposy:
Masa πŸ™!!! I made masa (aka waina) for the first time.

For the naive, Masa is a Northern Nigerian Rice Cake. It can be made sweet or savory; I prefer them sweet. I prefer my masa sweet. It is one street food I enjoy in the North.

I made chicken pepper sauce & served with my homemade masa.

Making this was not easy o. Initially, I added to much water while blending, this spoilt the entire batter. I had to add and add lot of cooked rice (normal rice) to thicken the batter.

I sha enjoyed my Masa πŸ˜‹. My new Masa pan did a very very good job. It is one kitchen investment I appreciate buying.

Happy Sunday 😊

Did you soak your rice in water before blending?

My cousin soaks hers overnight before blending with little water.

Your Waina looks good by the way. 😊

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Politics / Re: CBN Investigators Uncovers $265 Million In 6yr Old Child Account by MissSlimbody(f): 3:26pm On Jan 11
Tallesty1:
A 16 year old child of a politician already has millions in his account but you still Chinedo and Ayomide that can't even afford spag is the problem.


Keep attacking yourself while your leaders enrich themselves and their generations to come.


6yrs old bro, not 16.
You dash the pikin 10yrs more.
Phones / Re: Who Has Seen This On Their Phone by MissSlimbody(f): 6:45pm On Nov 06, 2023
I saw it some weeks ago, you can go ahead and upgrade. It is completely safe.

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Travel / Re: Tankers On Fire At Ijora, Apapa Lagos by MissSlimbody(f): 9:23am On Oct 13, 2023
...very bad o. It is worse around this period (raining season). And the drainages are blocked.

The government really needs to fix that road ASAP.
Neyopumpin13:
Bad road caused this particular accident ijora to iganmu is very bad
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Died At 3pm, We Were Denied A Police Report At The Station - Mohbad Dad by MissSlimbody(f): 4:08pm On Oct 12, 2023
spiceadole:
Police report for what exactly?

When someone dies, the hospital where the person died or was taken to already dead ,issues a notification/certificate of death,for the body to be deposited in a mortuary.

What did Baba need police report for?

They don't give certificate of death, if the person wasn't on admission in the hospital up to 24hrs before the death.


I didn't know this until last year, when I lost my brother.

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Events / Re: Two Twitter Users Claim Ownership Of A Graveside Photo by MissSlimbody(f): 2:29pm On Oct 09, 2023
hakeemhakeem:
Each person can't post their father burial picture.if the man has more children you will see more

...but how did "Dad" become "Mom"? undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Being An Adult Virgin Is Embarrassing by MissSlimbody(f): 4:06pm On Oct 07, 2023
orion7:
You lack ability to attract potential mate…

Humans are supposed to start having sex as from 17

So you attract potential mate with sex?

It's appalling how wrong has become right, and right wrong 😞😞

Wetin person no go see for social media πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 10:02pm On Oct 04, 2023
mariahAngel:


The egg looks nice. ✨

Thanks, plantain Queen 😁

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 12:17pm On Oct 04, 2023
Brunch;
Fried πŸ₯šπŸ₯š
Agege 🍞

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Politics / Re: Human Body Found In Basement Of Enugu Church(pics) by MissSlimbody(f): 10:51pm On Oct 01, 2023
Tallesty1:
What do you expect them to do when there is nothing new to drag Igbos with?
I think all these dragging is unnecessary in my opinion.

Na mischief makers full Nairaland these days, that's why I hardly comment.
Politics / Re: Human Body Found In Basement Of Enugu Church(pics) by MissSlimbody(f): 9:17pm On Oct 01, 2023
This news is old na
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 3:49pm On Sep 30, 2023
Charisma01:


This meal is world class πŸ˜‹

Gracias πŸ™πŸ½
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 9:12am On Sep 27, 2023
Breakfast
Suya Noodles
Boiled egg

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Crime / Re: Thieves Made To Dance And Shake Their Bum Bum(twerk)-video by MissSlimbody(f): 7:56pm On Sep 24, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See Why My Oga Sacked Me This Morning. Did I Do Wrong? by MissSlimbody(f): 12:43pm On Sep 16, 2023
Standstrong:


Mr. Full Wisdom, I sight you.

Just be humble and admit you were wrong.

The economy is already tough without adding unemployment to it. I pray you get your job back or something better. Just don't make the same mistake.

... best of luck.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 11:29am On Sep 11, 2023
Soft Yam & Fried Eggs.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 6:43pm On Aug 26, 2023
Akposy:
Banga soup, starch and eba

I took my time to make this. It was made with
Abo fish (sole fish)
Chicken
Tiko
Fresh and dried prawns &
Crab

Are you picking starch or eba?

I got the ingredients on my trip to Delta last week, had to make the soup worth it.

I don't want starch or Eba, just pass me the soup πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MissSlimbody(f): 11:54pm On Aug 22, 2023
I slept early and woke up some minutes ago very hungry.

I decided to prepare noodles with my leftover fish stew, make person no go chop nonsense for dream 😁😁


I tried to be as quiet as possible, by my foodie of a younger sister don wake up 😭😭


"Aunty Bu***, remain for me o" was the first thing that came out of her mouth 🀣🀣

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