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I Like this!

I weep!!!  

Remii:
Good try boys, 62 shameless senators can come back home now.

Rotfl!!!

norrisman:
This story is not about me or about my wife but about Shade, a wonderful lady so please I do not need advise on what to do about my own relationship rather I need advise on how to open up to this wonderful lady.

Firstly, You cannot seek advice and at same time dictate to us how or on what area we should dish it out.  You simply want to elude the criticism You deserve and want to be encouraged to continue with Shade . . . .but sorry, it's either You want to hear it all or nothing.

norrisman:
I am married with one kid and I love my wife but our sex life is almonst non existent. I decided that it wouldnt be a smart thing to end a marriage based on lack of sex alone when every other part of the marriage is almost perfect.

What's wrong with Your s[i]e[/i]x life that a good heart-heart talk with Your wife and help-seeking, from the right person [if necessary] can't solve? [Rhetorical Question].
Divorcing her on this grounds might not be a smart thing to do but it's even more foolish to bring a 3rd party, for the sole purpose of sex, into Your life. Man, You're married with a Kid. You just want to play around . . . . . Too bad!!

norrisman:
Anyway I decided to get a girlfriend. My friend introduced me to Shade (not real name of course) and basically told me to hit that. I am a very considerate guy and try my best not to hurt anyone (I am not perfect of course). On the first night I met her I thought to myself, I could hit that. She is well pretty so it wasnt hard lusting after her. We went on a second date and by the end of the night, I knew she wasnt one I could hit it and quit it with. She was such a wonderful person, she sounded a little bit like my sister and looked like a girl I had a relationship with long ago. From then on I didnt even think of sex with Shade. I just enjoyed her company and liked her more like a sister (honestly)

From the things Shade always spoke about, I knew she had been through a lot but I just couldnt place what it was. Since we went on the second date, I always had this urge to take care of her, you know, just always felt like doing something for her. Anyway we went out on a Saturday night about a week later and on I spoke to her during the day on Sunday after. On Monday morning, Shade sent me a text that she had been admitted to the hospital and I called her and we spoke. She said something while we spoke which gave me a clue about what may be wrong with her, she said the doctors had a hard time finding any veins on her. I had an idea what it could be but thought to myself, Hell NO! Shade doesnt look it, no bloody way!

On Tuesday, Shade opened up to me and told me she suffers from sickle cell anaemia! It felt like I had been smashed on the head with a hammer. I cried and just couldnt understand why her? I thought back to first night I met Shade. I asked her if she worked or went to college and she said she did nothing. I said 'I will like to be ilke you when I grow up' to which she replied 'You shouldnt say that because you dont understand' I am very observant and I noticed she was hurt by what I said but she glossed over it. At that point I had already stated warming up to her and I thought she had immigration issues which I thought to myself money could solve. When Shade told me about her condition, I felt so helpless, first time in my life that I had absolutely no ability to influence a situation and I cried again.

Shade is now back home and is getting stronger. Like I said from the time we went on a second date, the thoughts of sleeping with Shade were almost non existent. I told my friend who introduced her to me that I couldnt do that to her becuase I had really warmed up to her and just couldnt do that to her. My friend though I was a chump and said I was slacking. Please bear in mind that I already decided against playing her long before I found out about her condition.

I think Shade likes me cos she asked me what my plan B was right after she told me about her condition. I am so confused and dont know what to do. I could opt to switch off my phone and ignore her for a few weeks and hope it blows over but my conscience would kill me and I just couldnt deal with it. The second option is to come out clean to her just like I have told my story to you guys with a very strong chance she,ll hate me forever. I dont want her to hate me. I just want to be there for her but I am confused. Please help!

If Your right hand causes You to sin . . . .Cut it off!!
As much as I think You and Shade feel something beautiful for each other, it would be best to let her know You're married and then let her outta Your life, now that You both haven't gone too far. Else, with time, Pity and emotions would make You more attached to her and reduce Your attention towards Your family. Am I wrong?

norrisman:
Like I said I do not need advise about the relationship with my wife and I know I messed up big time so go softly on the dissing. what I really want from you guys is what to do with regards to Shade.

You caused this for Yourself and thanks to Your 'Friend' who assited You in getting into this mess.
If You hadn't had the intention of having a Phuck-mate, You prolly wouldn't have met Shade and this whole wahala wouldn't be existent.

BTB!!!

Somethings You just can't explain.

dayokanu:
Sharons semen are as potent as distilled water? Yeparipa!!!


Missy B, Can Sharon have a meal of Viagra and Alomo bitters?

I, Missy say Sauron is more of a man than Dayo and Chamo. . . .For I have tested and I can bear witness of his  virility. 
Y me . . . .You musta mistaken 190 for Sauron. Sorry, You got played!!

txryan42:
missy b when are you online? It is now 2:35 pm Central Standard time in Texas

I am here!!!

chamotex:
I never miss

Just you baybee . . . that's why I said 'check my record'
Remeber how many goals I scored against you this season?
I'm doubling that for our next session

Ma friend, You berra sharraaap before I cut off Your 1 inch kini.

Yez!!!
Compulsory 4 me . . . .I want to be spoilt specially, during this period. 

Source?

Lol!!!
Why are You so sure?

michelin89:
I don't think it's the size but rather the shape of the nose.

Anyways with a nice make up she can look really stunning.

False!!!!
She should start with her skin [Which I think is beyond repair].
Ionno what it is . . , . but there's sum'n' local, dull, ugly etcetera about Mercy.
She noh fine and she noh fit ever fine. Shape and talent . . . .She get 'em sha.

Ah! Seen!!
Like I said . . . .I'm 3 months pregnant. What's the sex of ma baby?

txryan42:
are you going to have a boy or girl? I would like to see if I am right, please

Sorry?

Same Sauron that pays Your monthly salary? 

[s]Make Sauron catch You first . . . .Na death by hanging.[/s] 

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif Dude is insane!!

You'D be divorcing me, because?

Man!! What a creature!!! 

kamura:
It is obviously true that money and women can break up a childhood relationship,

True!!!

Spyker:
Present the case like it happened in your office, tell him indirectly and let him be the judge. Turn it the other way round like your wife's friend is making passes at you, you have warned her but she keeps coming. Make sure you buy him beer or what ever drink he likes, feed him well before bringing up the issue. When you are done, ask him what he expects the woman to do. If he acts like it doesn't bother him, then confront him with it. "A broken friendship is better than a broken marriage". Quote me any time.

Give this a thought! Henceforth . . .  be very careful about this 'Friend' . . .Trust him not.

If the man and woman reach a mutual agreement whether or not to . . . . .Then, fine.

The woman or man should not decide alone.

gongo aso:
mamagee
biko, na only u? u don dey ask since, gimme this, gimme that. can I have this, can I have that, u go sabi cook so
u no go enter kitchen prepare something for other people 

Noh mind her!!!
One will think twice, before inviting her over to a party. . . .Long throat.

d bigrod:
[size=15pt]missy b,what are u doing with dat houseboy?[/size]

Sssssh!!! Are You hungry?

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Odunnu:
I'm sorry u r passing thru such pains because you choose 2 love.
I'll advice you to pick up your life again,and honestly dat gurl doesnt deserve you.You sound like a nice person,your gurl sounds fierce!
If you have a friend outside your area,crash with that friend for the nxt few weeks to avoid any physical 'bumping' between you and d gurl.Dont send her any more texts or calls,you'v done enuf of dat (57 sms!!!na wa o)try and make friends ths period.You'l ovrcome her.Be hapi,you'l meet anoda nice gal who'l make you her king!Goodluck

Ma thought, exactly!!!

freedomlov:
Hello all,
I Have a girlfriend is is very beautiful, caring and kind, but her problem is she is very very very stubborn, and she lack  respect, and don't take advice from anybody and she wants to do what she want, and she talk to me anyhow, which i have been trying to avoid, but each time i try to avoid her silly talk and misbehaviour, by keeping quite and ignoring her, or leaving her house, she will says i act as a woman, that she can not date such men that i must take her the way i see her and that she can not change, even if i tell her with time, she will change, she will says she is not ready to change, and if i don't want the relationship, i should quite, so that she can get other men, because so many men are on the line, she don't flect, when she is with you, she is with you, but her problem is commot for road make i pass,

Your Girl is still a baby and needs to grow up!! 
The only reason she's misbehaving and mis-yarning is 'cause she knows You Like her alot and prolly, You've proven to be emotionally dependent on her.
You want a plainspoken advice? Shock her!!! Don't call, Don't show Your hurt to her.
Let's see who would be stalking who with callz after some dayz.

freedomlov:
as i am typing the message she  just broke my heart, for reason i don't really understand. last week Saturday, i was in her house and spend the whole day with her and everything seem cool and undercontrol so i left her place about 2:am mid night and i told her we gonna see on sunday, she says NO that  we should see again on Monday, i said NO. because i can not stay without seen her everyday since we live in the same area and she said OK  i should come around Then and i told her i will visit after church services, and when sunday came it was about 7:30 pm and i called her i am coming to her place, she told me to come with her book she gave me about 6 months ago, one dictionary and another book called WHY ASK WHY, so i told her that  i cant remember where i kept the book for now, that i will search for it and give to her, then she said if i did not come with that Book that she can break up her relationship with me, i was so shock and i hang the phone on her, later i called her that i was going back home, and that i will see her on Monday, she said O.K, since on Monday which is yesterday, i called her through out yesterday, she refuse to pick my call, after almost many hours of refusing to pick my call, she finally pick and said i should never come close to her again, because i went back to my house, after i promise i was coming to her place. that i should never come to her house again, i told her i was sorry it was because she was shouting on the phone on sunday, so i had to avoid that, so she immediately hang the phone and i called again she insulted the hell out of me and said is over and over for life, she is not picking calls any more and i am so cofused and loved her so much,i have sent sms over 57 times, she never responded back to me, i am just wondering if she is enjoying the heart break she is given to me, i have try to forget about her and move on, i just could not and it really getting me down, can anyone advice me on what to do? how do i get her back? i cant stand to lose her just like that,pls advice.

Give her space!!!

rman:
@ POST

Why do you want her back? And when will men start being men and stop coming to the net to tell stories like ladies. Enough guys!

Even men have emotions and sometimes need shoulders to cry on.
You're a superman? Fine and congrats. Allow those who can't hide their pains, speak out.

lovistic:
@ Michelin 89, you again. I bet u are not even quarter as beautiful as Juliet Ibrahim. She is not the most beautiful actress in Ghana but as someone said, she is more beautiful than even 97% of Nigerian actresses. It is always funny and pathetic for Nairalanders to think that their actresses are more beautiful. Keep deceiving yourselves but know that refusing to accept the truth doesn't change the truth. The girl is soooo gorgeous and sexy as hell.

I have every reason to believe You're Ghanaian [Irrelevant though].

Why are You crying over nuffin? Do You realise that everyone has a right to an opinion?
She's not all that . . . . . . . .Finish!!! Prettier than most Nigerian actresses? I Laugh!

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follypimpi:
Pissed off,In pain & I need a hug.

Run into ma arms.

Answer Jo!
Don't keep one of Your fans waiting.

. . . . and as for ma previous Question? 

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=456409.msg6220081#msg6220081 date=1276616245]What exactly is wrong with her looks?Some people are foolish ooo. . . . So because her husband makes millions she should diamond-plate her head?[/quote]You can state Your point in a nice manner. BTW, When did You become a woman?

This is hilarious!!

dokwesi:
@ Missy B.  If you had a way, you could snipe out a man who hurts you. ?

If You say so!

dokwesi:
So should your laws  also work for a man who gets hurt by a woman, or just for women alone?

The former!

dokwesi:
@ Missy, Just know that no one would treat you the way you deserve.

False!!! If You cannot treat me right, it's Your fault not mine.
You cannot treat me badly or like an object and expect to be 'Friends' with me.

The grounds for  break up determines what comes afterwards.

dokwesi:
Its just so funny that we xperience better relationships and still hold on to the pains someone caused us in time past.

No one is holding on to anything.

X broke up with Y because of Genotype issues . . . .
X has no reason not to exchange pleasantries/ have a drink with Y once in a while.
They are not enemies . . . . They cannot be real friends either [ma Opinion].


X broke up with Y because Y cheats, disrespects and abuses her . . . .
X can choose not to exchange pleasantries or ''be Friends'' with Y.
Y treated X badly and therefore his hand of friendship shouldn't be accepted.

Friendship, after a relationship hits the rock? Is that really possible? I'D say NO!!
We can exchange pleasantries . . . .Yes, but that Depends on the reason for the break up.


If a relationship ends because the man wasn't treating me as I deserve, then,
Heck no!!! We can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat anatha friend.

They are both Classless and ugly!!!

Mercy acts better.

SA Goddess:
Hectic, Naija that strict

Strict? Talk of backward mentality [on certain issues]  

I heard, some years back, Low-waist/ Low-rise Jeans was banned in Lagos.
Military men flogged hell outta You if You were caught wearing it . . . .What the F[i]u[/i]ck? 2008/2007? Where's ma freedom?
Let's not even talk of how Okada men would humiliate You before You take 2 steps.