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No!

I deh. You?

I hope You had sum'n' to eat?

[quote author=9-11 link=topic=452318.msg6106787#msg6106787 date=1275035406]Nah, you know that aint true, remember you told me that when we kiss its always like your first kiss. And each time you say that it makes me fall in love with you over again
For it was not into my ear you whispered those words but into my heart
it was not my lips you kissed But my soul 

So why are you saying this now or are you just saying it to scare all them other honeys away. Sweetie there's nothing to be scared of you are in safe hands. [/quote]Oya, cùm come again, tonight. This would be Ya last shance o. 

desthan:
@Missy B

Where is my damn Epang Nkukwo with lots and lots of perewinkle and a bottle of odekun (big stout)

Be polite! 

Your profile pic is . . . . . . 

Moyola:
9zz! hehe!

Can I av Ewedu n rice & a cup of omi-garri to wash it down plzz?!

I don't know what ewedu rice is . . . . . .

KenGali:
I need a nice wife, already am falling in love, so am seriously brainstorming on a good strategy to get rid of this ~sauron guy! \ I just might be able to get Seun to ban the dude?

Hehehehe!!
I foresee ma Dad receiving so many bags of money.
Papa and mama must comot from Village today.

KenGali:
Missy B what a wonderful concept! You must be talented in arts as well as in the kitchen plus others.
Please can I have some bitter leaf soup with pounded yam and "Okporoko" ?

Here . . .

https://www.roas.us/wp-content/gallery/eatingbelize/p1160562.jpg

https://africafood.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pyam.jpg

Too bad, I couldn't get a better pic. I'll come cook it for You.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg6105759#msg6105759 date=1275004623][color=deeppink]May I have a slice of Cheesecake or Sandwich please.[/color][/quote]Here . . .
[img]http://shelter.ae/images/128949745907500000Carrot%20Cake.jpg[/img]

kadman:
thank you Missy B, I'll prepare the cake on Saturday and put a pic here,  I'e hand it on my mind all week, what if I don't have baking powder ?

We'll be waiting for the pic.

jikings:
Please for me i want corect "Isi ewu served by a beautiful igbo girl" ?

Here Sir . . .

https://www.joburgnews.co.za/november/goathead2.jpg

https://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/80/l_f8cff87a1cb74c73babd61e5c2ea9881.jpg T'was served by her

Disreal Am:
did you say she is just 18? apprently she dos not knw the meaning of her massage, she must have seen that somewhere, may be from a friends phone or something.

Lmao!!!
Mean and classic!!!

[quote author=9-11 link=topic=452318.msg6106708#msg6106708 date=1275034409]oww I'm blushing even when I'm not white.
**catchs the kiss and ends a butterfly**
very funny.

eh en, you stood me up yesterday  [/quote]Stood You up kè? I was in the bedroom waiting all night but You didn't show up.
I've drawn ma conclusion . . . .You noh sabi Kiss Jare.

jikings:
Missy B, You are a good cook but I'm not sure the picture of the "Ediakong" soup is what it actually looks like. I'm from the region of naija that make it as well. Can you put up a beta picture of it? Please for me i want corect "Isi ewu served by a beautiful igbo girl" ?

I think what I posted is actually Edikang Ikong. Well, if You don't like it, here's anatha . .

https://www.business-travel-nigeria.com/images/pounded_yam_edikaiikong.jpg

dayokanu:
Abeg  Missy B just serve me anything I no mind.

You get shekpe?

What's shekpe?

Prolly it's this one . . . . .

https://s3-1.kiva.org/img/w800/305440.jpg

You no need weed [igbo] too?

otondo55:
Pls Can i have Nsara and bush meat or fresh fish soup with pounded yam

Please really hungry here. Pls do serve with chilled Stout.

thank you.

Here

https://es.homesandproperty.co.uk/handp/media/Chunky-Fish-Soup_300_9601.jpg

https://africafood.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pyam.jpg Enjoy!!

tkb417:
i know im the one that will marry either of these women ( i fit marry d 2 of dem sef)

yme and Missy B

chei see food


abeg give me
asaro/ yam porridge and chicken

Darl. . . . . .

Directions
Peel the yam and wash properly
Season the meat and cook till it soft
Fry or grill the meat if necessary
With the stock, cook the yam adding salt, palm oil,seasoning, pepper and crayfish
Add the dried or smoked fish
When the yam is soft,mash a couple to aid in thickening
Taste for salt, add the vegetable and cook for another 5minutes
Serve

Food is ready . . .

https://www.chefng.com/system/photos/32/medium/Yam_Porridge.JPG?1263657009

dustydee:
My jamaican souce pls.

I'm very sorry, I'm serving You late. I didn't see this post until now.

I assume You meant Jamaican Jerk Sauce.

Here . . . .

Thyme, allspice, scotch bonnet peppers, and garlic are key ingredients in this recipe. Use this authentic spicy jerk rub on chicken, pork, fish, or vegetables.
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 5 minutes
Ingredients:

•1/2 cup ground allspice berries
•1/2+ cup packed brown sugar
•6 to 8 garlic cloves
•4 to 6 Scotch bonnet peppers
•1 tablespoon ground thyme or 2 tablespoons thyme leaves
•2 bunches escallions (green onions)
•1 teaspoon cinnamon
•1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
•Salt and pepper to taste
•2 tablespoons soy sauce to moisten

Preparation:
Place allspice, brown sugar, garlic, scotch bonnet peppers, thyme, scallions, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, pepper, and soy sauce in a food processor and blend until smooth.

You may use allspice berries, if available, but use enough to give the equivalent of 1/2 cup ground. (Allspice berries and scotch bonnets are key ingredients.) Keep this sauce refrigerated and it will keep forever. Feel free to increase the hot peppers and garlic.

Rub the meat (chicken, pork or beef) with the seasoning. If using a pork shoulder, score the fat and rub in. With chicken, be sure to rub under skin and in cavities. Can also be used with fish, but use a firm-fleshed fish like grouper.

Marinate overnight. Grill over a low fire until done. Charcoal is best, but not essential. Meat will be smoked "pinkish" when done, and the skin will be nice and dark. Chop meat into pieces, and serve traditionally with hard-dough bread and Jamaican Red Stripe Beer.

https://www.starportfoods.com/Jamaican%20Jerk%20Pizza%20Ing%20Plt.jpg

[quote author=9-11 link=topic=452318.msg6106576#msg6106576 date=1275032480]Now she want's to break ma heart. If you try it I go just vex wella [/quote]Break Your heart? You know I can't fit do that. 

Missy B:
In that case, can I elope wiff You? 

This is not the REAL Missy B . . . . Who typed this? 

Mudley313:
I'm sorry dear, but thats not a healthy relationship to be in

In that case, can I elope wiff You?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=452813.msg6105497#msg6105497 date=1275000396]But why do women take this route?[/quote]We Love to be the centre of attention!  
Having anatha Lady [even mama] get all the compliment and attention,
Plus causing heads to turn on ma day isn't smile-inducing.
Like they say - ''Prevention is cheaper . . . ''

kadman:
How to bake simple plain cake ! Missy I'm waiting,

Assuming You're considering 6 peeps.
Here. . . . .

Ingredients:
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
1 cup milk
1 tbs vanilla
3 cups flour
4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 350F. Grease the bottoms of the three 9" diameter cake tins and sprinkle with flour.
Sift flour before measuring. Add baking powder and salt and sift again. Beat butter until creamy, gradually adding the sugar. Add the eggs one by one and beat well after each addition. Add the milk with vanilla (here the mixture will seem to curdle but it will come together when adding the dry ingredients). Fold in the flour mixture and pour into tins. Make a dip in the center of the mixture so that it does not rise when baking. Bake for 30 mins. Do not open the oven during the first 15 mins.

https://blog-imgs-40.fc2.com/k/i/k/kikusbagelbasket/IMG_4675_convert_20090718203232.jpg
https://familyoven-recipe-images.s3.amazonaws.com/5946-medium.jpg

tolutara:
Culled from A friend, Worth sharing




Growing up I had the impression that the man was meant to chase after the woman of his dreams, from church and the Bible, I learnt ‘He that finds a wife, finds a good thing’ so I was in no place to do the finding, as long as I was ‘good’ I would be found (period!).

My mother would tell me stories of how my dad came after her, pampered her like a princess and provided for her from a relationship till marriage, 26yrs after, he is still doing the same things (maybe with a little twist). Aunties and family friends would tell me the same thing too, movies ,books, poems and even music videos all seemed to agree with that notion that the man must and will chase after the woman he wants and also take care of her, and according to Onyeka and KSA’s hit song if he loves me he go wait for me

Years later, I enter the field with all these ideas and notions that the man would chase me, woo me and wait for me, not to forget the pampering like a princess,  and while I waited to be wooed, I began to hear things like go after what you want, some men are shy so you need to show them you care and pamper them like kings , shine your eye o, men are scarce in the market, don’t achieve too much o before you intimidate all the men away. And believe me I got confused, do I continue to wait or do I follow the new rules of the game.

A lot of ladies were following the new rules and it looked like it was working for them, they had lasting relationships (without questioning the quality of the relationship or happiness), I mean they lasted for as long as one year and I, just kept on waiting,

Then I told myself looks like the rules from the previous generation is not working for me, and I decided to try the new rules of the chase. It was pretty straight forward to understand, mathematically it was:
M + 0S= 1x +R
Where:
M=Man
S= Standards
R= relationship
X= value of relationship (10 being best quality)

At this point, I listened to extra rules like
• Don’t talk about your plans and dreams, you could scare him away
• Like everything he likes
• If you want him to stay , you know what to ‘do’
• Try not to get upset with him when he does something wrong in your first three months

At first, I thought OK I can do this, but what they never told me was in the process of lowering my standards and doing the chasing instead of waiting, I would come across the same men, whom i believe created those rules in their favor.

Men who would take advantage of the lowered standards and then take advantage of me,
Men, whom i would invest my time, money and emotions in the name of ‘making it work’ ,
Men, that got all wifey privileges after all I was meant to show what a good wife I would be but he had no right to show what a good husband he would be to me
Men who would make me be so committed but I could not ask for commitment, because if I did then he would not be committed
Men who would make me excited that I had a fragment (0.01%) of a relationship and the remainder of the relationship waited in a section called ‘One day E go better’

Then I got tired, because it looked like one too many had come and gone and I had nothing to hold on to but a broken heart, pain and shame,

So i’m going back to the previous generation rules, call me old fashioned and I’ll prove to you that it never went out of style, a good friend once said ‘Somos de la gente reales que nadie nos pueden tratar como campesinos en nuestro propio reino’ meaning we are of the royal people, nobody can treat us like peasants in our own kingdom,

As long as I’m ‘good’ I will be found

Until I read the last paragraph, I was more than ready to refute this post and give reasons why the New rule isn't the answer.
I Like and agree with the Last paragraph and I belong to that group that has the ''As Long As I'm Good'' mentality. It might be old-fashioned but if it didn't harm ma parents and parents' parents . . . I doubt, it will harm me. 

dayokanu:
I dont know the translation , TKB can you help with the translation?

Whatever that is, I have a feeling I can't prepare it.

If You don't mind, I have something special for You . . .

[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lU1Oz9sVxkrH3M:http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/0180/8a7b1781-d3ce-4138-9b52-492da1e1ba83.jpg[/img]

[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bYccvHZlYjtkZM:http://www.betumi.com/uploaded_images/garisoak1-701163.jpg[/img] Enjoy!!

dayokanu:
MissyB,

I wan chop Igbin . Can we do that?

What's that, sorry?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6105344#msg6105344 date=1274998085]Thre[i]e[/i]some ke? I don't share skirts o.
Tell that man i have a gun in my bedroom.
If he gets carried away, he will stop two slugs with his fat belly. [/quote]Denzel2009 . . . .A word is enuff for the wise. 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6105344#msg6105344 date=1274998085]I am the luckiest man ALIVE. . . . .I have got nothing else to say.
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you[/quote] Thanks to You too, Sweerie! 



Oya, cooking time . . . . . . .

BabaRamo:
I didn't know there was a particular way to kiss your partner!

There are different ways to . . . . There's one way not to.

Abbygyal:
anyfin u fink will do. . . .im nt too forcy! 

Here, babez!

https://blog.danielesther.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/img_2116.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Fanta_Nigeria.JPG/220px-Fanta_Nigeria.JPG

denzel2009:
Sorry, I m currently celibate,if I'm in the kitchen with a woman,my fantasy could take over me.

You can't be in the bedroom with us, Sir.
I doubt Sauron digs a thr-eesome.

denzel2009:
I'm just concerned as a good samaritan to a fellow mate. There are some guys that  have eaten hairy snails and then given their bank cards and PINs out to some madams. We can't affort to lose you oh.

Thanks!
Can I now attend to ma husband, please?
Be in the Kitchen with Y me while I take care of Sauron. 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6105240#msg6105240 date=1274996564]Thanx for your concern.
If Missy B's plan is to take my bank cards and PINs from me, let her have it. . . . .I nor send.
I feel like getting LOST as long as it's Missy B taking me away. [/quote]I'm soooooooooooooo dead!!! I swear, You're not serz. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/21.gif

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6105226#msg6105226 date=1274996394]Its me and you. . . . .Till death do us. . . . [/quote]Be slow with the kisses, Sauron . . . It's me doing the feeding, remember?

  Place that on Your head . . . .
  Place this on Your chest . . . .
  Place this on Your waist . . . . 

Hold on!! Ask Everyone here to leave us alone.


I forgot Abbygal asked me to prepare her sum'n' to eat.

Abbygyal:
anyfin u fink will do. . . .im nt too forcy! 

A minute, Darl.

eros:
Am loving this thread like crazy. Good concept Missy B. Would have ordered for some of your wonderful delicacy but Madam is the very jealous type and would come looking for you with an AK-47 if you prepared a meal for me. So i will just salivate over here.

Hey . . . .Relax!! 
Missy wants to feed You specially.
'Madam' would thank me afterwards. Besides, if You don't tell her, I won't.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6105143#msg6105143 date=1274995371]Missy B, come back o. . . .
I am not hungry anymore. . . .Lemme have the appetizer right now. . . .The food can even wait till tomorrow.[/b]Lose the dress and come back, abeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg. [/quote]Rotflllllllll!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

denzel2009:
Ok, how many girsl are you chepsing concurrently? [b]Funkybaby,Missy,Stillwater,Mukina kilode?

Sauron, is this true?    
I'm so heartbroken . . . No more Food or Me for You anymore.