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What have You done?

I'D just Love to Lay You Down - Conway Twitty

Lay You Down and softly whisper, pretty Love words in Your ear
Lay You Down and tell You all the things ma woman Loves to hear
I wan' let You know how much it means just having You around
Oh Darling, how I'D love to lay You down.

I Don Die!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Her husband would tell You a different story.

Topic - Chika

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=419741.msg5769210#msg5769210 date=1269567229]But her bosoms are kinda planar. They are not as erect as Ini Edo's.[/quote]We have Push up bras to thank. Prolly Chika doesn't fancy Push ups.

I'm trynna choose between Mike Ezurounye, RMD, Jim Iyke ( ), Nonso Diobi and Chidi Mokeme.
I think Jim Iyke stands out b'cuz of his swag and bravura.

Ini Edo has a pretty face - Yes!
. . .but hey! Chika is the thang. Na face, height or shape?

iceblue:
mummy (as in really?? wtf?? do i look like your mother?) for some weird reason, i like maami but won't let anyone call me that 

I Like being called Mummy.

God helps the brovva that would use ''O Girl, Swee[b]T[/b]ie, Yarinya'' on me.

C'mon! There's no comparison here. One name should be off the List.

chamotex:
With you, even if I cried like an egbere, its understandable because what you possess is scarce anywhere else.

Mchew . . . you that cant perform. You've been replaced looooong time ago

I'm a patient Lady. In 2 minutes, You'D be on Your knees beside the bed begging.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=418303.msg5761439#msg5761439 date=1269469167]Rofl
I am sure u do the same, dont lie? [/quote]Yes he does!   Thanks to me.

Pweety4me:
I am d solution bro come and get me and all your problems will be left tranquilized.

You stole that from ma mind.
Rich bobo, aren't You Gate$'s son? Me is in Love wiff You already. Come closer. . .

I Love You

lysaa:
babes, thot of hitting u with the news. .had a feeling u'd know the guy.
Somethings are so hard to believe but as the dayz go by, one discovers he's shutting himself out of the real.
Life! just a thin thread. .its not a game of chess neither is it in the swag of the slickest nor is it carried in the strength of the strongest but Faith in the grace and mercy of God that makes us see every other day.

I was shocked when I saw this thread. Called Naija immediately to get the full gist being that he (Ukeke) was a close friend on ma Cousin.
Indeed, this is sad!! 
Been a while, You aiight sweets?

I deh see Danger, wahala Deh! 

omega25red:
maybe your girl is a secret cutter. She might need some psychological help or[b] maybe she sleep walks and does harm to her self in the process[/b]

This one makes more sense than the Bug's story.
Na only the Girl bugs deh bite, abi the Dude blood bitter?  

I actually Like being called baby.

Rotfl!! Mami-worra! 

If I were married, I wouldn't go to a Night Club w/o ma husband neither will I allow him.

Krissykriss:
Chineesedoll, I just looked at your pic, and good lawd, u look as old as my mum (mum s gotta a 27yr old boy)! Thanks to your complexion & d paintings (u look like a girl). I look much better than u and Tope (with her heavy make up too). Thanks to NL, u girls get to talk to guys like me. Enjoy it while it lasts ladies.
Missy b, Must u talk to me? I've said it time without number, 'i dont like u cos u're too ugly for my liking'. U cant make me so quit trying.

This is the new game on NL.
Whenever there's a disagreement, the next target is the Girls' picture . . .
It doesn't work Darling. Don't hate because You can't have.


Each time You decide to  make a fool of Yourself by typing F'uckery,
It's ma Civil right to Cyber-slap You. Na me go teach You mannerliness on NL.

chinesedoll:
Lol
I never hot reach you now,
I am trying to ginger my swagger like you now,

Tah! I remain Your humble admirer.
Who'z that sèxy man on Your profile?

chinesedoll:
Hey Missy
where have you been?
Love your profile pics
Swagga e to poju
lol

I've been very much around sweerie. How Fah?
I can see You're keeping You hot as usual.
There's no Day I don't visit Your Fb page to view beauriful pictures. Na You biko.

I first talk am say this Krissysh1t run comot from Yaba Left.
What a male Chauvinist!!  

Pweety4me:
Ok dat's gud but wat kind of tins can get u tired of a relationship?

A few things. I don't have to list 'em, do I?
Sometimes, it just doesn't have to be anybody's fault. I just get tired/bored.

The Grass was Greener on the other side. Why is the 'ed' in Your cheated in bold?

[size=4pt]TBH, I don't cheat. I'D rather tell when I'm tired of the r/s. [/size]

MrPrsdent:
I have been standing since yesterday

I believe You. This is Nairaland, right?!

190:
Im standing!!

Will You Gerrout?!

MRbrownJAY:
you are mistaking i think. the marriage IS over, you are just delaying or pretending that it aint.

the important question IS: why do you want to stay married? is it for show, for family, for children, for money OR BECAUSE THAT PERSON IS THE RIGHT ONE?!
if you had any respect for that person, AND the marriage that you signed into, then you would have either come clean out of respect for your spouse or simply NOT s h a g away from home.

whatever reason/excuse you have, it aint worth it!!!! if you can sleep with someone else and  come home like nothing happened("hi honey i am home!!!" then your marriage was OVER a long time ago and you are just fooling yourself!.
even if she never finds out, can you truly look at your sorry self in the mirror every morning?!

i do wonder: what does marriage means to most of you guys/gals since you have no respect for it?! most of the answers to this thread shows a very sad picture!
talking about praying when you dont believe in the words of that same bible you are reading. . . . . . . . . .and you dare call yourselves CHRISTIANS? bloody hypocrites!!!!

You always have a way of spitting it, as it is. Thumb up! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

Come to think of it . . .If we should drop every cheating partner and move on,
we'D all end up F''ucking everyone in town in search of one who doesn't cheat.
This is a R/s not Marriage. No seriouz commitment Yet, No Ring.

Let he who hasn't cheated, in and outside a R/s, emotionally or physically, stand up.

Yea babe, it's You or no one else.