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chamotex:
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Jealousi, take Ya own . . .  

Topic - Slap

I can't but Kiss.

Left and Right hand slap.

Spare . . .Missy is a Lady with a Good heart.

The earlier this pain subsides, the better. Ain't finding it funny.

Kidnap

Slap

violent:
After maintaining eye contacts for a while. .i'd just go over

Me: Hi, lets stop staring at each other,

Her:. . but i wasn't staring at you!

Me: but now you are. . .

she smiles

Me: ve u got a name? most people have one

she smiles more. . . **if she doesn't tell me her name**. . .i introduce myself.

Me: My name is violent. . . .and i kill people for a living

Nice one!

sexykelly:
I walked up to them and I was like ''hi (offered a handshake), I was standing just over there (pointing to where I was standing) and just saw you and your friend coming up and I thought to myself that I'll be committing a sin if I didn't tell you how beautiful a body you got (paused for like 2secs), I see ladies with really nice bodies every now and then but honestly (gesticulating with my head) yours is whao!'' she smiled, then I looked at her friend and nodded, I was like ''you guys are birds of a feather'', now they both smiled. That was it, I introduced myself chatted a bit and before you say Jack Robinson we were somewhere drinking,

Before You walk up to me and offer a handshake,
You had berra be Good Looking and swaggacious(?), else . . .
All those semi-sweet nonsense like ''Did You just fall from Heaven,
I'D be committing a sin if I don't compliment Your look, Heaven must be missing an angel, You look familiar'' blah blah, irritate me. Why can't a brovva just do sumthing
different from the regular recitation with Class? Sense of humor plays a great role too.

With such mentality, one can already predict what Your married Life would be.
Accept ma sympathy.

He's an enemy of ma progress.
Dropping his a$$ is the 1st idea.

Please Gombo, I cordially implore You to stop posting annoying threads.
Please! You're adding to ma boredom.

Ebonyeyes:
Forgive? My arse would be in Jail for double homicide.

Idem!

You pipu and Your Questions.

I don't have to wait till the ''Future-husband'' period.
The minute we decide to start Bed-playing, we are both taking the test.
If You want to get offended, Do that outside the door and ma Life.

NL dudes . . . 18 Views and No sign of interest Yet? Strange.

Oh!! I forget the Number is up there. They've prolly started calling already.

tkb417:
im liking your pic babes

u showin dem wht your mama gave u right
thts ma sweets

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif The Beauty on Your profile is who?
Your Twin sister again, abi?

tkb417:
hahaha sweetie
dont be mad at me, i only went to the club with ma cousins

how are u

Phew! I was about to bring down NL.

I'm aiight. You nko?

tkb417:
MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Ladies did You buy drinks Last night?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=414983.msg5715383#msg5715383 date=1268867287]They shouldn't what?[/quote]Win

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=414983.msg5715324#msg5715324 date=1268866503]Men can't win, can they?[/quote]

You gave him the privilege. Why complain?

Maybe they shouldn't.

It should be . . . . Genevive Vs Dakore Vs Stephanie.

Temptation - Psquare.

K-S-I-L-S-A-S-P

I'm beginning to Like this Mama-Gee of a person.

Link please?

sleek417:

Who's that angel on Your profile? Ma Rival?
Someone please get me Kerosine and matches. 

''This same man will never Look twice at a Fat Black woman''. . . . True!!

PingPing is Dead? Poor him!
Barbara D'Urso would miss him Crazy. R.I.P!!

CyberG:
@ Missy. . .I ain't defending anyone, rich or poor! The fact is most rich people who got rich on their own effort worked their way up from "not having" to "having in excess". As far as I know and all things being equal, any averagely smart and very hardworking person can go from poor to rich but for some lazy dumb-backside sitting pretty in some country, who has not even earned $100,000 cash, to be writing something utterly useless like $1,000,000,000,000 probably due to lack of education is really annoying! Some hardworking Nigerian guy has lived in America for less than two years and has made that sort of cash legitimately but what has mumu-waiting-for-welfare-gee done? Still in need for that "amount of money"?

This is kind of mindset that feeds the averagely-smart Nigerian guy to over-reach himself by pulling off a scam in which the whole country is again in the news for the wrong reasons! 419. Yahoo-Yahoo! For as long as people, especially long-throated deep-throats like mumu-gee are allowed to shoot their igbako-wide mouth and without caution, 419, stealing and corruption will not and cannot reduce in Nigeria and Nigerians!

C'mon! I'm sure that was a Joke. She couldn't have meant it.

As regards the Topic, what Do You consider an acceptable salary
for Your woman to earn?  

A man that earns #20,000 a month and has a working Class wife
With not a dozen Children can Live Well [Financially].

[size=5pt]Seriously, I'm not sure I meant that. [/size]

All these 20, 50, 60, 80 1000000Ks . . . .Are we talking #, €, £, or $?
I sincerely hope, it isn't the First Option.

CyberG:
This UGLY mumu-gee or mumu-puss.y is such an annoying piece of trash! How much can you or have you earned in all your life if you lived 10 times over? A paltry 1,000,000 kobos and you are asking for $$ ?? Some mentally-deranged bastar.d needs to gag your big loose mouth with a 1,000,000,000,000 cm coc.k then you might think with you hair-brain! What a piece of low-life, trashy scum-bag!

Rotfl!!

. . . .That was uncalled for. Unless You're trynna defend the broke-a$$ association.