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Idydarling:
dear op,


（1）talking during service. : so if I see someone I know, say, a boss or an elder, I should not open my mouthto greet the person ba
（2）text or surfing the net，during service :- what if my bible is an online one? I shouldn't go online to access it bc of the op ni..
（3）sleeping or snoring during sermon:- what if the pastor talks like my Geography teacher? or unnecessarily praises the billionaires in the building, na to rest my head biko go wonder land na..
（4）answering a ringing phone.:- what if it was an emergency oga? say, my sick child needs urgent attention while I'm praying for him in the church, na to pick up the phone sharpaly abeg!
（5）constantly getting up and living the auditorium， presumably to use the rest room:- what if the person is suffering from diabetes op, do u not have sympathy for the sick? remember, not everyone is as healthy as u...
（6）letting babies cry incessantly during the service.:- make I tie the pikin mouth ni, wer u not a baby? do I even know what goes on in the mind of babies? ? how me go know say my baby who's sleeping peacefully go wake up and the first thing it'll do is to give a "hair-raising" cry?
（7） chewing or smacking gum:- fine girl like me, u want my mouth to smell? ?? haba!
（8） public display of affection，i once saw a guy and a lady， who enjoy giving each other back rub during service. :- somebody cannot give another person a holy hug without ur likes with ur holier-than-thou attitude tagging it something else mtchwwwwwwww!!

yours in church,
Idydarling.

You are looking lovely Bae, ......your Nose makes me love u d more

PasNina:
Your excuses are outrageously implausible.
Your nose dou......

Hehehehehe bad boy I don knw say some1 go make comment abt d babe nose. Na her type we dey call God "NOSE" the best. Lool

E b like say I dey see something red in colour wey dey on hanging . Love this girl gidi gan buh I no need her numba oooo, mk una no strt calling me golddigger.....i trust nairalanders

amtaken:
Very light-skinned but 100% natural.

Wow I love that Bae . Wish I could have taken u instead

amtaken:
Beautiful baby, daddy's replica.

I like Sophia for only one reason: she did not bleach her skin like Tope Makinwa and Dakore Akande.

Go girlie!

Are you light skin?

obongtunji:
It doesn't matter even if I'm using C2 to type nonsense, as far as it can perform the same function with your "samsung edge Sgold" or "Iphone 7diamond" let's keep typing.


If I'm silly I don't know what to call you and your co-host.
You claim to know so much yet, you and your likes can't nail ABS with a concrete evidence.
Go and ask how MD of these new generation banks are earning.
Is he the only ex-governor that is being paid pension? If Abdulfatah can't pay salaries how is that one his headache? Has he ever owed when he was a governor?

I think I'm silly but at the end of the day if you can't provide tangible evidence of how he enrich himself with public fund, then I will demand an apology from you.
"Efi ekun sile, enpa lapa-lapa"

Bro, i only have 1 question for u:
Are you 4rm Kwara State
If yes= then i'd love to know and enlighten u.......but
If No= then I'm so sorry we aren't on d same page. Stay blessed bro

EgunMogaji:
Hi, in this context, it's United States Citizen.

Thanks bro, I really appreciate........now I've learned something new. Thanks for adding to my knowledge once again

moshmusth:
my brother I share our pain.. those gullible from ilorin south, east and west wouldn't know cause they do it as them them while we the other 13 local govt suffer.. make buratashi boys fire him. no be small from shonga scam ,ksubec, societal bank and to that building were all scam back to back

Enof said jare, kwara express don turn harmony bla bla, but seems ilorin(S E W) sef don dey wise na.....I got to Geri Alimi in ilorin yesterday and saw saraki n labaeeka in a poster together, na so people dey tear d handbills with a very annoying manner. I laughed and just passed away. Kwara shall be liberated someday, and I believed that "someday" is now.

Ajiswaggs:
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mysticgal:
I have been in one too, and sometimes it's hard to run, he even threatened to kill himself and I was scared. Finally finally, when I went home, with encouragement from nairalanders, friends and sister, I broke up with him and I thank God I did it at home, far away from him, who knows he would have stabbed or slapped me
Just today on Facebook, he is celebrating his new chick. Life goes on oh

I celebrate my freedom and I personally will leave any restraining relationship, even if it means I will be single till I die

Common do away with that mindset "you'll be single till u die". Pray to God for a Godly and down to earth Man who's ready to love u passionately and never being so so so controlling as d OP rightly sighted and hope you've stopped being friend with him on fb too lol. Wish you d very best dear

EgunMogaji:
In your mind you're stating the obvious but in reality you're not.

Not everyone going to US is going as a tourist or student. Some of us are on Fiancé and Spousal visa which has a direct immigrant intent. We go to interviews too and some of us are denied, even if at first.

Try to expand your thought process a bit is all I'm asking. If you care.

Hello Bro, what's the meaning of USC please?

Glare247:
. I know u are not from kwara,ds man and his family milked kwara dry,2 banks got ruined by sarakis,society general and trade bank,some depositors lost dia life fortunes,some died, u re here defending coruption,I wonder d set of youth d country is breeding,

Don't mind d stupid guy, not everybody on NL should be taken serious bro....some r just fortunate to have a Nokia c2 just to type nonsense

moshmusth:
He wrote it himself by that he has sworn an oath that everything was all he had until now.. he is guilty as charged so therefore danladi umar should call on bratashi to give him 4 good sharp shooters to finish that idiot that milked us dry in kwara state


if you don't know about the shonga farm scam or house built for ex gov which he later sold back to his protégé govt if you quote me out of context the masqurades and witches of laduba town where I am from in kwara shall visit u tonight in ur sleep.

Baba as if u knw wetin I wan type.....im a Kwara boy too, FFA to be precise. That guy is nothing but eleribu, infact I've made it a point of duty in swearing 4 d bastard every morning when I prays. Owing my mumsy almost 4-5months salary. A friend once asked me ow much a BSc holder(level8) is earning in kwara st, immediately I told him 35k the guy laughed for almost 3minutes asking me the money is for what. I hope one day Kwarans will be wise to choose, vote nd pick wisely without being lied to or given a superstory for d gullible. Stay blessed bro, n I just followed u tho

WildChild00:
All other senators to Saraki, you're on your own bros.... I know one of the two senators would be Dino Melaye, a die hard Saraki supporter!

Baba there is no harm in reading, try it for once and you'll surely thank me later . Stay blessed

Sammyashol:
Enough of this saraki news. Some want him to be removed as the senate president so as to carry on their agenda, i don't care I just want him to be jailed and his political career dead.
I wonder why some support him, may be because of the little peanut they get from him.
I'm an indigene of kwara state and i can boldly say it anywhere that since the inception of his puppet's administration and during his own administration, no development witness, the only over head bridge he build in ilorin which is not even upto 5km and a trailer can't even climb it.
You guys need to go to abeokuta and see constructions, same thing in oyo but in kwara state nothing only potholes here and there.

I do hear people say all politician embezzle, thats not the problem, embezzle and do something. People will appreciate but reverse is the case with bukola, he is a certified armedrobber

You are absolutely right my bro...Im from Kwara state too FFA to be precise, that armed robber should be castrated for all I care.

sexaddict08:
with your sentence you're suppose to say 'at most ' not 'least '

You are wrong too sir. "With your sentence, you're supposed to type" and not say. Stay blessed

TheHeadBoy:
OP, is it Tied or Tired? What the heck. And even the mode that moved the thread to front page couldn't notice that error too which shows he's a dumb head. @Seun should ban that mode!

Bro see as you just shot yourself in d leg all because you are forming 'I TOO KNOW" it's never mode but mod(Moderator). No be only mode, na median u go see.

Temysteve:
hmmm, na the civilization wey dey ur sch make ur english poor reach this state (MATURE nt MANSURE) #Olodooshi!!!

And where is ur sense of humour.....cos I guessed you should knw quite well d guy was jst trying to catch fun.

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Scholar, Scholari -For the intelligent ones...
Face Tanke - Expulsion
Performing weray- PFA students
G4,Garrium oxide -Cassava flakes.

You must be a better by far student. #ProudlyBetaByFarAlumnus.

Category1:
Stop to dey type like mumu abeg.
If u can't type in English pls gtfo nairaland

Na u dey type gibberish dude, person dey type wit wetin she understand u dey call her mumu. Respect ursef and if u no understand, guy swerve. Mention me @ ur own risk tho. #MyOneCent #MoYawereGan

daretodiffer:
Really
I was hoping you would know better

Blessed

codemaster2much:
Trying in any main but a good afar if ago I tow brought definitely door against source boy time five are we?

Bro small small oooo cos I no understand anytn wey u type lol

daretodiffer:
Why don'y you mind ya business?

His opinion wasn't based on whether the girl was lying or not. It was based on if he molested a girl.

And please do not give me crap about taking things personal. Let's someone sexually assault your baby girl(daughter) and beat her on top of it first, before you talk about personal. If you don't want me to take it personal, pray it happens to your child na. . Put your sister/relative in the position of the girl and let's talk about being personal and having an opinion.


Too many hypocrites and perverts on this forum!
I can't shout.

Yah salam

Miscellaneous:
You are dumber than I thought. I said everyone has an opinion to every issue & I never said everyone has an action to every issue. So what was the silly story abt killing (an action) ? Are u this stupid?

I am totally against sexual assault as much as you will ever be but you trying to make everyone be like you is the reason this thread is alot like hell now. What is your problem if another user is angry with the way the girl slapped the guy? Are you the girl ? Besides do u av all the facts that the girl was truly assaulted ? Stop being so childish .…believing only our views sometimes makes opinion skewed. And cant you make a point without referring to everyone else's sister?

God bless u bro, u just don't need 2 be arguing wit her.....most people r always pained if u are not following/ accepting/ appreciating/ their views......afterall d lady in question might even be telling lies who knows....she just took this personal as if she's even d girl reading and being assaulted.

BrainzMan:
I know most of the first class graduates can't construct a correct simple sentence or write a good letter........not hating dough...i b first class grauduate frm FUTO,,,statistics,,,2009

"not hating dough" "grauduate". Wow your FUTO will surely be proud of you. Dindinrin

segxes23:
172/5=34.4. Not bad since even most federal Universities are churning out same 35-40 first class yearly.

Bro God bless u 4 ds comment, you r d only one dt make sense pass, thinking outside d box. So it's possible afterall, it's 5sets

AyamConfidence:
I believe i'm not the only one who loves MrCork...this dude is funny mehn

As in so so funny bro.

MrCork:
^^^OOOOOOOO GOD..noT AGAIN!!!!...sweeery a not sure if english is yorr forst language but what has SIN gots to wit Groundnut?....ok so u date guys who eat groundnut..u don't do resturrtants?....correct?(no ofeinse)

Bro abeg all these girls wey u dey quote na newbies, u wan turn dia head I no go lie you hehehehehehehe. Na new comers dem be Mrcock. How's peckham today baba? Lol

Mrcock dey funny pass all these guys them wey dey crack dry jokes on nairaland I swear . He always got me laughing like person wey inhale laughing gas....imagine make he dey argue wit dt girl say na lie she be man. Bro you've already made my day mehn

cele360:
is your Buhari educated?

www.google.com should answer that... I don't even need to be quoting you sef. Bye kiddo