₦airaland Forum

beneviv:
I no dey do dry hump, na flesh to flesh xo if ur ready send me d address ASAP

Wow I love it flesh too bae.....your digits please

ponzihater:
I realized I got some spare cash. So I travelled from
PH to Sango Ota.

I touched down the palms Ota enjoyed the ambience
and bought myself 2 new shirts in the process.
At night I went to Lessoky hotel in Ijoko road bought
three very chilled bottles of medium stout and 3 plates of Asun while listening to the live band.

Finally took Chicken with chips to the 15k hotel room I
booked. I made sure the AC was on.

My spare money was well spended.

Most MMM participants dashed their spare money to
Sergey Mavrodi with no hope of getting it back. He
must be somewhere sipping vintage wine and laughing at how foolish Nigerians are with their hard earned money.

MMM participants, una weldone

Thats what you do with your spare money

Funny enough you might be a graduate......SMH

boles80sg:
Show us ur PO for us to believe yòu bcus I dnt knw when mmm started paying ppĺe above 100k

And how u take sabi wetin PO mean? Una go hear am

jide219:
Baba God pick my call make me buy the latest Ferrari for Olamide and still give am 1billion join

Are you normal at all Jide?

blueseacats:
Nope, he's Arab, the last time I checked Arab and black nations are the most backward. The first step to solving our problems is knowing we have one in the first place.

With ur mentioning of Arab nation, I'm convinced already what you'd look like.

Ogbonnaya1:
Please can you add me on whatsappp my dick is paining me here.
09070781394

When I checked ur profile picture, I couldn't but keep my words to myself. .. you r congenitally stupid boy..na that ur d1ck wey dey pain you go kill u

chronique:
Anybody from a decent and responsible family with a good upbringing and the right morals, should automatically know this is unacceptable. But we live in a country where parents have failed to bring up and raise their kids properly, have failed to instill the right values, morals and discipline in their wards and this obviously makes most of these kids see bad as good. If it was a white man doing this, we would have screamed racism or slavery. A black retard is doing it and some people are trying to give it a good explanation. No matter how much you package feaces, it won't change the name from being feaces.

Ok

chronique:
Please remove your brain from under your feet and try to use it. If you don't see anything wrong with this, then you obviously don't qualify to talk and live amongst humans. Someone is walking full grown adults about with a leach like they are dogs, and you call that employment of labour? As a matter of fact, I think you must be very stupid and senseless as a person.

Una go dey form warrior behind keyboard.....those girls never complained and I don't know why you took it personal on the guy......receive sense bro..

okowande:
Na we dem dey disturb. dem don kpash tire

The first three letters of your name though....yoruba guys go don code am anyways ✌✌✌

Ymodulus:
Na i just been wan make the poster post her balance nothing more....


I fit buy you alcohol sha. if you want. I take Monkey tail

God bless you really good man.......you keep to ur word !!! Respect for u bro

akoredebadru:
Z nt new to me jor, dat z how a woman come to meet me inside shop dat z it truly mmm freeze I jst told her dat it z nt free even nt crash, mmm jst die....So forget abt it d woman be like they sud av told me dat it will die so soon.

And you think you've made sense with this junks u typed......I think u r cogenitally sick

I had to check ur picture and most if ur comments lo and behold I was never disappointed. Be a man bro and stop being a kid....any point in laughing at them? Like na ur papa money dem take do the MMM. Why evil?? Be mature and be a man boy.

FakoMaybach1:
No provoke me abeg, which kind foolish question be that, if you have no solution then the best u can do is ignore my quote....if i am not sure my name is shortlisted will i keep trying for 3 days at a stretch?..abeg no vex na me make mistake ask question; our people say a man who asks questions doesnt get lost.... but with incorrigible people around asking questions is like an invitation for insults

Na simple question the guy dey ask you bro.....you should have answered politely with a Yes or No.....don't be too temperamental bro, life is too short ✌✌

Please guys I've tried using my phone number as username and also my surname as my password......all to no avail all I've been getting was invalid username and password. Now I was unable to update my account details......someone to help please ??

luckyprof:
this guy is my birthday mate ooo but not age mate oo
I said it there is something abt us November born dudes...... awesomely awesome

Wow I like as you dey carry hope give yourself oo bros

Anabel:
Sorry elder. Who has your age epp? Mtcheew. If you don't wanna be quoted, then don't reply. March out and go to bed. Old people should be sleeping by now don't you think?

Lol Seriously you are this kind of girl that will be so rigid and hard to break.....the same arguments you had wit d oda guy when he named d 18yr old girl an ashewo....you r starting again wit ds one gradually . Mama ooo chaiii

Anabel:
She no be mallama. Them tell you say northern gurls no dey blow at young age? Northern gurls have the highest rate of Vagina Fistula from early marriage. Just cos this one is unmarried doesn't make her a devil. It's her life!

Wassup wit you, just sent you a request

bankylan:
A diplomat...

God bless u bro, you corrected the young man politely. That's exactly what I did sometimes ago here on nairaland when one bush girl wan use me blend/count scores.

raumdeuter:
Is it by force to speak English?

Look at you too, we don't speak on nairaland but type. Correct yourself too. We are all working towards perfection bro.

jonaifame22:
Hehehehehehe, that's similar to trying to get a woman who has fibroid pregnant!

Baba wetin u type na nonsense ooo, nonsensical joke 4 dt matter.........well no be me go judge ur matter, kindly wait for the most bashing of ur life, get ready

frozenSun:
Thanks a lot. I am humbled by this.

i never thought any one ever took note of my comments this way.

WOW!

You r always welcome bro. Stay blessed

SAINTSAMURAII:
hehehe so is it a crime for i to want my face to be clean, spotless like that of a newborn baby? unlike to what some people think that a guy got no time to take care of his face. i personally do have more than two face cream, face cleanser, tubes to tackle pimples and dark spots, and i have up to five hair darkening cream, jerry curle that i use on my hair. i smtimes add relaxer to my hair. infact bro im in love with my face and body. i spend much time looking at the mirror but that does not mean im gay. i love women like i love food.

Baba you get time oooo, relaxer kee and u wan fight when som1 comment Gay Alert.

frozenSun:
Childish Rants ?

is that how u relate with people ?

you have nothing else to say but call it a Childish Rant when u say something and another person airs his views on what u said? U can't be civil in your response ?

there is NO WHERE in my comment i admitted that 2baba is not a role model. he is a super role model and an inspiration to thousands all over the world through his humility, philanthropy, honest music, style and hardwork and accepting responsibility for his actions.

i can't choose for my son the path to follow but if my son is hardworking and makes mistakes and is man enough to take responsibility for his actions then he is a MAN and i will be proud of him.

There are many other things about 2face that are worth emulating and makes him a WORTHY ROLE MODEL for those that like his style and ways.

some love and see beyond his flaws while some only focus their attention on his flaws and nothing else matters.

please show me your FLAWLESS role model.

2baba is a super role model,

he no holy pass but he still be role model.

You are wise, mature and intelligent. I won't stop liking your comments. Only d wise nd versatile individuals cn relate to ur wordings. #Blessed.

MhizValentina12:
r. i. p Ojb the greatest footballer of all times who played more than kanu nwankwo, Mikel obi,Eminike N the rest




we will surely miss u*crying*

And u think we r joking right? Ode buruku, omo ale jatijati

iamauxin:
hey, pastors don't predict...they prophesy.

To answer ur question...if a pastor prophesy about hardship, don't you know that an earthquake is a firm of hardship too?

Bro correct yourself, Pastor don't prophesy but they prophesied. Thanks

Whathaveidone:
You're a disease!

If I call y'all I-bum youths cum plantain-chips sprinters dumbos now, y'all will start telling me about the history of Nigeria. How sergent
blah blah killed 5 plantain chips boys in Onitsha

That same SW you're wishing evil upon, a lot of your quadrangle-headed brothers reside there

YES! Even in Saki

Hehehehehehe, Quadrangle-headed ke baba jo nitori Olohun mi o le rerin jare . I been dey think say na flat-headed dem be before ni lol

Ekugbeh:
guy relax ur nerves ok.
Jez giv her a brake, dn't get ursef work up.
Giv her a brake.

After the brake, then accelerator abi . Una no go kill person I swear lol

kingDELE:
So dj cupid na artist?

No she be saddist

Well

amtaken:
Mxm.

Itumo?? meaning??