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Politics › Re: Lot Of People Migrated From The SE Just To Vote In Lagos - Lagos INEC REC. by Misterone: 12:57pm On Feb 10, 2023
lhordspy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc1KiwRu3wg

Speaking on ChannelsTV about PVC collection issues in Lagos state.

Mr. Olusegun Agbaje (INEC REC, Lagos state) said:
Yoruba people on this forum should think. This guys want to take over Lagos state at all cost. It is a planned work. Lagos should not fall into the hands of the Igbos. If you guys like, continue to be stupid and be shouting Obi! Obi!!. They will never support a yoruba man but they expect 100% support from others while selling an expired product. Well, e no concern me sha. I am from the SS. They tried this in my state, we pursue them na. Yoruba, don't be a fool for Igbo. Vote Tinubu.
Politics › Re: Old Naira Notes Deadline: President Buhari Calls For Council Of State Meeting by Misterone: 12:48pm On Feb 10, 2023
ganisucks:
The Op, LordviccoDaGuru, one of your most vociferous supporters is still supporting Buhari. Is there trouble in paradise?
So if you oppose your brother/friend in an issue, it means there is trouble. Is it not possible for a group to agree to disagree?
Politics › Re: Tinubu: I Will Revive Ajaokuta, Dredge River Niger by Misterone: 11:17am On Feb 10, 2023
Dapagun:
https://thenationonlineng.net/tinubu-i-will-revive-ajaokuta-dredge-river-niger/
This is a man with a vision talking. At this stage, one should not be talking about China, Malaysia and Indonesia. We should be talking about what will improve our economy. Clear details, not hypothesis or waiting for advise from mad men.
Politics › Re: Respect Your Age, Northern Elders Forum Tells Adebanjo by Misterone: 10:56am On Feb 10, 2023
limeta:
Adebanjo is right
Nigeria is the enemy
If we don't kill Nigeria
Nigeria will kill us
you claim to be a female. If you've ever been where people are being killed, you'll think twice before you call for war.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Yet To Take Decision On Naira Swap Policy - Ozekhome by Misterone: 11:39am On Feb 09, 2023
CyynthiaKiss:
I dont know what Tinubu supporters are really celebrating

There would be hearing on 15 of Feb, thereby aggravating the situation of those that are still hoarding old notes even when they all have enough time to deposit everything in the bank..

Tears go full GP tank that day because they only succeeded in postponing their doomsday..
Emefele won't succumb to any pressure because he has the backing of the presidency..

Oh, some of you think that they didn't know there would be pressure from different angles before they took this decision ?

THEY ARE WELL PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING THAT MIGHT SERVE AS A STUMBLING BLOCK TO THIS POLICY .

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
for your mind! You think it's because of vote buying Tinubu is against this policy? No, it is because it is affecting the populace, the anger of the populace will be on government and the government in power is APC. If it affects APC, it affects him as the candidate.
If you must know, the situation of the country right now, citizens are more susceptible to vote buying. People will sell their votes for less than 2k new currency. Therefore, stop deceiving yourself. Ask yourself this question; how are those doing birthdays, weddings etc, getting this new currency to spray at parties? If they can get these monies, why can't politicians get them?
Politics › Re: It Was The Igbo That Kill Northerners In 1966, Yoruba Did Not Kill Hausa ,video by Misterone: 10:17am On Feb 09, 2023
Ahmadu Bello trusted Nzeogwu and took him as his child but at the end he was betrayed. This is the same way Obi will betray us. Obi betrayed Emeka Ojukwu, betrayed Atiku Abubakar, betrayed APGA etc. He is a serial betrayer. Northerners should not vote for someone who betray others with ease
Romance › Re: Is She Telling The Truth? by Misterone: 10:56pm On Feb 08, 2023
If you need a third party consent before you can send your GF money (whether she is telling a lie or not) then you need to grow up. Giving your GF something shouldn't be based on what others tell you. Give if you want to, don't if you don't.
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Dismisses APM Suit Seeking Obi’s Disqualification by Misterone: 10:20pm On Feb 08, 2023
ify2016:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/02/08/breaking-appeal-court-dismisses-apm-suit-seeking-obis-disqualification/
like our brothers from across the Niger will want us to believe, court don chop bribe.
Politics › Re: Patrick Okowa Requests To Borrow Another ₦‎20 Billion (See Request Letter) by Misterone: 10:04pm On Feb 08, 2023
It is crass stupidity for someone to blame Tinubu for all the woes in Nigeria, A man that has been our of government for 15years, has not done any government contract in his life and look side way at the bareface thievery of Delta state funds by Okowa. As it is now, Delta state is the one funding the PDP campaign through SPVsp. We all know Atiku is broke (not in a layman way). These hypocrites remain quiet just because of hatred for APC.
Politics › Re: Delta 2023: I Will Build On Commendable Legacies Of Okowa – Oborevwori by Misterone: 7:32pm On Feb 08, 2023
Dedeity:
You don't understand Delta state style of governance. Delta north has been neglected over time especially during Uduaghan time just because they feel Asaba does not deserve to be capital. Okowa has done well for road construction especially in Asaba
what are you saying? I am from Delta if you must know. So in your logic it is ok for Okowa to develop his senatorial zone and leave communities that lays the golden eggs in fallow? Why is this picture not making sense!
Politics › Re: 3 Things To Know About Supreme Court Judgement On Naira Swap by Misterone: 5:07pm On Feb 08, 2023
Racoon:
How it is wished Buhari disobey this supreme court judgement as he has been doing yet the current fools antagonising were cheering him on.
what supreme court order did Buhari disobey. Please tell us
Politics › Re: Chief Justice Of Nigeria Under Fire Over Supreme Court’s Order On Naira Notes. by Misterone: 4:58pm On Feb 08, 2023
ubest1:
Oluwole judgement it won't stand Buhari/CBN won't even bother about it
see you! You cannot arrest anyone or bank that loads old Naira notes in their ATM
Politics › Re: Chief Justice Of Nigeria Under Fire Over Supreme Court’s Order On Naira Notes. by Misterone: 4:56pm On Feb 08, 2023
oyin44:
Obed Okwukwe one of the the evil people coming out to voice out his thought ...



Atiku and obi the two standing dumnies. ..
check the name, na dem
Politics › Re: Delta 2023: I Will Build On Commendable Legacies Of Okowa – Oborevwori by Misterone: 11:01am On Feb 08, 2023
HIGHESTPOPORI:
He worked more than previous Governor Uduaghan
how? Where? What and where are his legacies. Or you be newbie for Delta?
Politics › Re: Delta 2023: I Will Build On Commendable Legacies Of Okowa – Oborevwori by Misterone: 10:25am On Feb 08, 2023
Dedeity:
If you stay in Asaba or around there you would understand what am saying
is Asaba the only town in Delta state? A man is only favouring his senatorial zone and you say he has done well?
Politics › Re: Delta 2023: I Will Build On Commendable Legacies Of Okowa – Oborevwori by Misterone: 10:21am On Feb 08, 2023
Dedeity:
Okowa tried in road construction but is an average governor
which road? Oya tell me
Politics › Re: Comparison Between Tinubu And Peter Obi ( Verified Fact) by Misterone: 10:15am On Feb 08, 2023
HumbleTrader:
If Tinubu knows what to do why didn't he tell Buhari.
He has been telling Buhari but Buhari will not listen. A case in point is this Naira redesign policy. It was out of frustration he came out to speak for the masses, if not you wouldn't have known
Romance › Re: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Misterone: 7:30pm On Feb 07, 2023
Hatrick01:
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.

11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


Still typing..
You want a God fearing virgin that is romantic, that is good in bed and gives blow jobs. Please listen to yourself, a virgin that is good in bed and gives blow jobs! You know what? You are use to prostitutes and cannot do without them. Stop this charade
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Protest: Tinubu Should Be Arrested Now! by Misterone: 4:06pm On Feb 07, 2023
copyrites:
Abeokuta is boiling right now, and this is coming a few days after Tinubu's outburst. Why are people not protesting in Benue, Taraba, Kaduna, etc.? Tinubu's boys want to start a politically-motivated low budget EndSARS and should be stopped immediately.


I saw a video where a boy got shot after a group of boys invaded First Bank. We can't turn this country to a banana republic just because some politicians want to turn the masses against innocent bank workers. What have First Bank, UBA, Zenith bank (etc.) workers done to you f00ls??
Tinubu is your nightmare
Foreign Affairs › Re: Older Woman Who Took Prince Harry’s Virginity Says He Lasted Five Minutes (pics by Misterone: 1:54pm On Feb 07, 2023
Papichulostunne:
DID YOU EVEN READ THE STORY?

It happened after his 19th BIRTHDAY
you lack compression skills. The lady was 19 at the time while the prince was 16.
Politics › Re: Anyone Campaigning Or Hoping To Vote APC Is Bringing Curse To Their Generations by Misterone: 1:52pm On Feb 07, 2023
Vote4Obi:
If you're supporting APC or its flag bearer in this coming election, just have it in mind you're bringing curse to yourself and generations yet unborn. This includes all those that are supporting because they were paid to do so. Those supporting because Tinubu is from their region/tribe. Those supporting because they hope to be personally rewarded at the expense of hundreds of millions.

1. You know within you that Tinubu is not mentally and physically fit to rule Nigeria.

2. You know that APC has failed in all ramifications and deserve to be booted out just like PDP was booted out in 2015.

If despite all these, you choose to support or end up voting for Tinubu, then you will only succeed in bringing curse to your generation and those yet unborn.

You have zero reason to support Tinubu.
You have zero reason to vote for APC.
God won't forgive you!
who are you to dictate for others? He who thinks he knows but knows not he knows not is a .....
Celebrities › Re: Tom Cruise Sitting At The Top Of Highest Building Without Safety Gear. by Misterone: 1:36pm On Feb 07, 2023
Photoshop
Politics › Re: Machina loses As Supreme Court Affirms Lawan As Yobe APC Senatorial Candidate by Misterone: 12:17am On Feb 07, 2023
chiefolododo:
I am deeply saddened if this is how you think
Na you start the buy buy theory. if you think the apex court can be bought for something as small as being a senatorial candidate of a political party, why can't it be bought for something as important as being the president.
Politics › Re: Dogara: It Is Time For The North muslims To Complete 14 Years Of Ruling by Misterone: 8:43pm On Feb 06, 2023
ganisucks:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-it-is-time-for-the-north-to-complete-14-years-of-ruling-dogara/
This is the idiot that decamped to PDP because of MM ticket. You guys were saying he was a defender of Christianity, now breeze don blow. Dogara and his ilks are just playing games with Northern Christians.
Politics › Re: Komolafe Said The Central Bank Is Not Supposed To Stop Vote Buying. by Misterone: 5:53pm On Feb 06, 2023
asanausana91:
is it not someone that has money will que? How will you que when you are one of the 133 million people Tinubu and APC put into abject poverty.
Do you even have 5k in your account?
Rubbish!!!!
#saynotovotebuying.
no time for idiots
Politics › Re: Waiting For Dangote Refinery Before Removing Subsidy — Reps by Misterone: 5:46pm On Feb 06, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
We can't wait oooo. Atleast removing the subsidy will reduce cost of living of Nigerians.
subsidy removal will increase the cost not reduce the cost of living. Prices will go up not down.
Politics › Re: Komolafe Said The Central Bank Is Not Supposed To Stop Vote Buying. by Misterone: 5:24pm On Feb 06, 2023
asanausana91:
I feel your stupidity. Why didn't you die at the ATM? You have the phone to insult me but you don't know that that phone can be used to send millions. Most of the people you are seeing queuing are either with multiple ATMs cards or they want to withdraw more than 20k.
The only thing you need is your phone. I know that some of you are complaining because that Evil man in Lagos don't have enough cash to buy votes, no more bullion van.
God punish the devil!
see this idiot! You think say I dey queue like you and your father. Goat
Politics › Re: Machina loses As Supreme Court Affirms Lawan As Yobe APC Senatorial Candidate by Misterone: 2:29pm On Feb 06, 2023
chiefolododo:
Judgement being bought. Black market Judgement
if you think and believe in this shit you wrote that the apex court can be bought, then know this and know peace, Obi will never be president. It is just a matter of the elections rigged and the court bought.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Tinubu Behind Widespread Hoarding Of Cash by Misterone: 2:22pm On Feb 06, 2023
chudez0147:
BREAKING: Tinubu behind widespread hoarding of cash by Nigerian bankers thereby starving Nigerians for his own selfish vote buying.
In your stupid mind, Tinubu is a God. Idiot.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Is Part Of The Cabal - Naja'atu Muhammad (Video) by Misterone: 2:16pm On Feb 06, 2023
Heavens1stson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBm2q3GdND8

Aisha Buhari is part of the cabal - Ex-Tinubu Campaign Director, Naja'atu Bala Muhammad
This woman (Najaatu) is suffering from bitterness. She is so pained. All because Tinubu refused to promise her a ministerial position. She was lobbying for minister for women affairs. Stupid shit.
Politics › Re: Komolafe Said The Central Bank Is Not Supposed To Stop Vote Buying. by Misterone: 2:10pm On Feb 06, 2023
asanausana91:
why is the timing a problem? So for 3 months you will not be able to deposit cash in your bank?
Stop disgracing yourself, just go and tell Tinubu to carry his drug and corrupt money to the bank. Or after the election we will jail him.
you are talking rubbish as if you don't know what's happening. Who's talking about deposit? People have deposited their cash. It is now CBN knows the new money is not enough. People have died standing on ATM queues for days just to collect 5k. There's a thin line between normalcy and riots in the cities. Even the CBN has come out to say the redesign policy is not going as planned. Please stop reasoning with your anus. Shit and brain fluids are not the same
Romance › Re: My Excessive Love For Vagina Is Killing Me by Misterone: 11:17am On Feb 06, 2023
Labalaba23:
I love pussy so much. It's the only thing I want to see, eat, taste and feel. Pussy is sweet , no doubt. Without the warm hole and touch of a woman, I can't be okay. Yesterday, I spent over #150,000 to fly to Delta State From Lagos to meet a girl I met on Facebook last month. Yes, I can do anything to please a woman so far it makes her happy. As I got there, she told me I'm bigger than what she saw in my picture. I'm a bit overweight around 230Kg. She didn't let us have sex and I had to cry back to Lagos. Upon all my begging and crying she didn't open the pussy for me. Right now , I'm supposed to be sleeping but I'm thinking about vagina and dreaming about it.

What can I do to make this girl like me
lies. You shot yourself on the foot when you claim to be 230kg. Do you know what 230kg is on a human being? I bet, you cannot even climb the stairs of an aeroplane.

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