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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Sees A Revolution In Nigeria by mistiff007(m): 2:05am On Jul 16, 2013
"Long due"
Nairaland / General / Re: Zambian Man Bites Python That Tried To Kill Him by mistiff007(m): 6:35pm On Jul 11, 2013
"Be prepared"(Boy Scout Motto)..Its always good to have concealed weapon @ all times & knife is enough to do enough damages to the Phyton,just keep slicing.
Car Talk / Re: Is It Proper To Park A Car For 3years by mistiff007(m): 7:12pm On Jul 10, 2013
You need to spray the engine bay with pesticides..Rats/Rodents love chewing electrical wires over time. ;

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Celebrities / Re: ............ by mistiff007(m): 4:24pm On Jul 08, 2013
grin 2 all Ijeshas in the house "BABA RE AGBE O" grin,

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Celebrities / Re: Mike Adenuga Paid N200Million For A Burial Space In A Cemetery by mistiff007(m): 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2013
He'll surely triple the amount within 4yrs,hardcore tycoon @ work.A spot will soon hit N1B.
Family / Re: Bride Failed To Show-Up For Wedding In Ekiti by mistiff007(m): 12:17am On Jun 10, 2013
grin grin grin
babyosisi: What happened to the reception food
The jollof
The chicken
Peppersoup for special guests
Chin chin
Moi moi
Goat meat
Salad
Efo riro with yam porridge
All the maltina and Coke and fanta plus Eva wine
The 4 layered wedding cake shocked shocked shocked shocked

My Lawd and My Gawd!!
ABHOLOHNJHEKHU. grin.grin, grin, grin
Music/Radio / Re: Tillaman - Ori Owo Video by mistiff007(m): 4:09pm On Jun 08, 2013
Cool..!
Pets / Re: Some Unusual Nigerian Pets by mistiff007(m): 2:53am On Jun 08, 2013
grin. These are real ABOKIS. grin.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Cab-driver Shot Dead In Washington DC by mistiff007(m): 9:01pm On Jun 07, 2013
Rip..!
Cab driving is the tenth most dangerous occupation in the US,higher chances of being shot & besides sheer number of hours logged behind the wheel increases the odd of being in an accident.
Politics / Re: Mixed Reactions On Enugu's Kia Police Cars by mistiff007(m): 11:03pm On Jun 06, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: I'm highly disappointed. Chime should have patronised the locally assembled patrol vans. These politicians just mouth high unemployment rate but do nothing about it. Shame!
HUGH SHAME INDEED!!!!,thats one of the problem confronting the nation currently,Those KIA are not rugged as Police cruiser.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Holding A Gun (Picture) by mistiff007(m): 3:35pm On Jun 06, 2013
Omen100: Is that suppose to be a gun or a combination of a wooden & metallic object which form a shape of a gun? undecided undecided undecided undecided
...Combination of wooden & metallic object...capable of erupting 300+ hot metallic pellets.
He needs to enlist with NA/JTF. 9ja kidz posing with gunz grin. grin grin grin.

Health / Re: Picture Of Penile Models Made In Abuja by mistiff007(m): 1:33pm On Jun 04, 2013
Thats another secret business venture...EXPORT $$$$$$$$$.
Music/Radio / Re: Dbanj's 'Oliver Twist' Has 20Million Youtube Views by mistiff007(m): 8:57pm On May 31, 2013
adebayo6:
On which planet?
Mars. grin, grin grin grin grin.
Politics / Re: Lebanese Arrested Over Weapons Trafficking & Stockpiling by mistiff007(m): 2:19pm On May 31, 2013
Scary!
Politics / Re: Baba Suwe Loses N25M NDLEA Damages Suit by mistiff007(m): 2:05pm On May 31, 2013
Another developing country jungle judicial system ruling,what a slap & cheat on the poor actor.
Celebrities / Re: Pasuma Attacked By Armed Robbers, Range Rover Snatched. by mistiff007(m): 6:26pm On May 28, 2013
oloriooko: This is the reason many nigerians find it difficult communicating.
Who is this lousy guy and no sane person could answer instead they are busy flogging the shadows
Pasuma is on Google with over 1000 images,even Iya-Alakara & Bambiallah(Beggars) are on Google as well.
Travel / Re: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by mistiff007(m): 7:31pm On May 25, 2013
Ile-Ife:
which information una dey use style collect with all these intelligence gathering thread?
Gbam... grin,
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by mistiff007(m): 2:41am On May 25, 2013
All of the above.
No place like home..sweet home.
Food / Re: London To Transform Sewage Water In To Drinking Water by mistiff007(m): 10:08pm On May 23, 2013
U are all welcome to LONDON..
Its just a matter of time,world super rich will start relocating to sweet Motherland "Africa",a place to come in contact with the best natural goodies.
Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers Kill 20 Soldiers In Niger Republic by mistiff007(m): 9:10pm On May 23, 2013
Super1759: My people,see me see wahala oo. To be a muslim is it by force? What rubbish is this turning into. I think america should help us out of this
JTF are still capable to quench BH,MUJAO,Ombatse et-al,they need more & no mercy equipment like BM-21 launchers..not gra-gra "see-me","hands-up","I be Nigerian Army style".Terrorist are never going to negotiate nor surrender to commands.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IGwyySrwY
Foreign Affairs / Re: King Of Swaziland Wants Me To Be 14th Virgin Bride - Woman Claims by mistiff007(m): 1:46pm On May 22, 2013
kulyie: biko meshionu.how can a girl lie on something as serious as that when we all know he lacks self control when it comes to amassing of women.biko try and think before you type not the other way round
Need I say more? Her action emerged after the expiration of her visa and later was arrested.Please watch "UK Border patrol" on you-tube,its packed full of asylum seekers.

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Politics / Re: Car-Snatching In Maiduguri Despite State Of Emergency by mistiff007(m): 1:29pm On May 22, 2013
grin grin Those are getaway rides,BH boyz are desperate to relocate ASAP.. grin..
Foreign Affairs / Re: King Of Swaziland Wants Me To Be 14th Virgin Bride - Woman Claims by mistiff007(m): 1:51am On May 22, 2013
She is just another assylum liar...the king got so much alternatives and she's not all that.She'll soon discover LONDON reality grin.
Politics / Re: Ombatse Used Cutlass To Fight Police by mistiff007(m): 1:34pm On May 21, 2013
Meeeen!These masquerades need to shutup.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram: More Soldiers Sent To Adamawa State by mistiff007(m): 7:02pm On May 20, 2013
They need more air to ground attack with Apache AH-64.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t5aSeZDQp4
Politics / Re: Ombatse Spokesman - 'Bullets Don't Kill Us' by mistiff007(m): 3:25pm On May 20, 2013
jaybee:

YOU FOOL, HOW MANY TANKS AND DRONES WERE ROLLED OUT IN ODI?

WE ARE SPEAKING OF TWELVE TRUCKLOAD OF ARM WIELDING MOPOLS LED BY AN ASSISTANT COMMISSIONER OF POLICE (KILLER GROUP) AND 10 DSS PERSONNEL FOR INTELLIGENCE WITH A MISSION TO ANNIHILATE A SMALL VILLAGE ALAKYO, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE CAUGHT UNAWARES. THE KILLER GROUP WAS CAPTURED AND MASSACRED WITHOUT REMEDY.

NOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME TO LIMELIGHT AND ARE AWARE OF THEIR ENEMIES. HOW WILL IT BE EASY FOR ANOTHER ILL-PREPARED MESSENGERS OF DEATH? OK, LET GEJ TRY IT AND WE WILL SEE THE LOSER.
The group were approached with lame strategy((9ja Gra-gra style),just 1 AH-64 is enough to wipe the whole village out within 2 minutes & less bulletproof braggados.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t5aSeZDQp4
Politics / Re: Ombatse Spokesman - 'Bullets Don't Kill Us' by mistiff007(m): 1:55pm On May 20, 2013
stal: I think its high time the government shoulld research into Mbatse bulletproof technology and begin to export same to other parts of the world. this could improve our economy. Lol
Turn the gun opposite direction towards the target & see the result..
Car Talk / Re: Man Destroys Maserati Because He Was Angry With Dealer (photos) by mistiff007(m): 4:26pm On May 18, 2013
2013 Quatroporte price starts from $127,765,the most equipped is $136,000.Its just another Italian junk packed full of headaches.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde At Maxim Hot 100 Party In California (Photos) by mistiff007(m): 8:49pm On May 17, 2013
Vikin: Let her hit to the gym! She needs to shade some fat! Good for the health!

Those hands need to do some weight lifting.
Ish
Hmmmmmm....... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin,
Religion / Re: I Was Shot By Armed Robbers Three Times But Still Alive by mistiff007(m): 2:30pm On May 17, 2013
God is Good & his mercy endureth 4ever.TG
Politics / Re: Policemen Of Squadron 38 Killed In Nasarawa Armbush by mistiff007(m): 9:13pm On May 16, 2013
Somebody got to be kidding,equipment got to be upgraded & they need to acquire some Apache AH-64 sky bird for such an operation,Capable of travelling & fighting well beyond forward line of troops(FLOT) within 5 miles of targeted location.
Politics / Re: Army Raids Boko-Haram Sambisa Camp In Borno by mistiff007(m): 2:36pm On May 16, 2013
Darejyde: Kill every thing that moves, man, woman, children even those in the womb, cattles and take no prisoners neither keep any of the spoils for your self. God bless Nigeria!!!!!!........
C'mon men,How bout them Yanrinyan's(bonus) and cattles(Good BBQ). grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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