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Feeding......whatever you're emm feeding on, I would like some o! Looks like you've had a good feed.........I'll like to be fed too. Welcome mate......emm feed us from now on .........as for calling you - papa, *scratches head, completely puzzled* i no know o!  

Feeding......whatever you're emm feeding on, I would like some o! Looks like you've had a good feed.........I'll like to be fed too. Welcome mate......emm feed us from now on .........

qwer:
thanks for your help

You're warmly welcome......anytime.......just ask........hehehe

whiteshark:
nairaland.................

13% educative
29%informative
86% childish
41% dull
55%crazy

and I am out

Whiteshark.............

contributing (postinegatively) to all the above 500%......

I'm IN......!!!!

pearldrops:
why would they lie?

Simple: Because they CAN !!!!!!

allonym:
So pretty much nobody has any reason for why they feel the way they do.

Funny how everyone wants to kill the man, what about the woman? I don't remember her being forced into a marriage.

make we kill them both then......small problem

tunjikrown:
what of he fail to tell you before wedding..........and stay cool till after yu have said ....[size=5pt]till death do us part?

we nova yet die so we go part (hastily) jare!!!

I confess hot-angel's confessing confusion

ThelastDon......reebok go finish you for copyright o! *i am who i am*.......you feel me?

Snazzy snazzy chica!!!! If i were a guy eh!!! well let me keep my mouth  .before antagonism from DAHOUSEOFCATFIGHT gets me.....*run Mizkay...run*

MatureYOU.....welcome to what I've decided to brand DAHOUSEOFCATFIGHT!!! i extend my warm welcome to you.....although noone did same for me when I joined couple of weeks ago, admin please note, a warm welcome in africa (Kolanut included) means life. so as of now i be na die man......cow wey yi no get tail......

Do these 23 for me and na yi be say a go instantly forget my identity......chei...sweet ooo!!! well said bro....if only....let me not continue now....

Mennnnnnn!!!! YOU ------- ARE-------OUT.......FINITO!!!!!

which kine one too be dat? chei!!! wonders ooooo......anyway make i just catch my papa.....i go kill am finish....!!!1

I be na bent tree - sorry o! but nobody fit straigthen me. My head hard pas rock. no changing me at this stage so....it will be a complete waste of your valuable time if you try.

Guys et Girls read this and comment.I think I like the whole concept hihi.....

The PROBLEM with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

AND:

Words to remember for a while.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.

That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...

Nairaland members!!!! What can I say?... You ARE beautiful people.....QUALITY people in thier own right.....I laugh myself to sleep every blessed day with you guys.and to think I discovered your website by sheer accident.I am relatively new, and non-nigerian.so I can't tell you all how much I've learnt from your educative/entertaining/informative forum...the best of all the fora I've been in.great stuff! Wont name names but there's no better way to wind down than to come back home from a hard day facing the world and find all your opinionated selves jumbled on one forum, getting at each others throats and literally slagging the life out of celebs! FUNtastic!!!!!

goodguy:
What if the guy does not like her at all and she does all you've posted above, does that still make him GAY?

What exactly makes it the 'normal human nature' for a man to do the chasing?

I don't exactly think you got what I wrote......

virozuru:
so you seriously expect him to read the entire bible to find evidence...
give us examples my friend if you read.

I do read and both of you have got brains as wells as eyes....why should i make it easy for you....go and read....you know you can!

2nde:
Is there anywhere it is written in the Bible or Quran or any book that a man must to chase a woman, please let me know

2nde, sorry o! but did you even read your Bible or Quran at all at all? Please do......there are just soooooo many verses in them that allude to man/woman relationships......Go and read my friend before you ask questions that really dont need an answer. Or is it me you want to tell you that there is water in the sea jare?

It's a social norm in every society that men do the chasing - no escaping from it. There is this proverb that goes: A man chases a woman untill she catches him.. Personally I beleive that men are like fish. (no offence intended guys), I will NEVER chase, I'd rather improve on my chances to catching the fish I want with skilled preparation. I'd go about it that way that brashfully come full on in a guy's face and pull him no end. To say the truth, the more you're in a guy's face, the more elusive he becomes. Infact there's another saying that goes: A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run. Sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. And girls, I've tried it a zillion times, works every damn time beleive me! For most men, the trill of romantic love lies in the challenge of the chase and many men live their entire lives in the pursuit of assorted bigger and grander thrills: women/work/sports/drink/betting, you name it, they go after it. Women who choose to chase and pursue men run the risk of going against human nature - men have been produced and proclaimed as active 'hunters', 'warriors', 'conquerors' etc So the more you chase him the more he goes the opposite direction! Seriously. What you ladies need to do is get out your fishing rods and be the bait, throw them hook, line and sinker and catch your big fish without chasing.Build on your confidence which is the single most important item you need and then:

a- be kind to yourself - people will thread on you if you make yourself low
b- stop comparing yourself to others, you'll either destroy yourself or others along the way
c- Build from your strengths, you can't master everthing but there a quite a few arears you're good at
d- Generate an internal source of pride, ie powerfully building your self esteem
e- Aim for character rather than 'a character', need I say more?
f- Enhance yourself, listening skills, physical appearance (of course) and all

Remember, you cannot bring a hook into a fish's mouth unless there is food on it that pleases it. I learnt all these the hard way, I'm giving it to you ehhh ...free hehehe. So get your act together with the above, and then set about getting him (not chasing him) - any guy who doesnt give you a second look, thought or chance is simply GAY.

NB: Oh and it has absolutely nothing to do with liberation/gender equality/emancipation bla bla - it is simply HUMAN NATURE for the man to do the chasing and the woman to do the catching. No way around it!

Girls, this apparently has become my portion these days.....trouble! Apparently it seems I have been tagged with a curse that every single guy I meet has babies - of course- and a mama......the lastest is - the guy's sisters out of the blue decided he must marry the girl he's made two kids with, picked her up and dumped her in his house.....according to him, he's now forced to live with her in the same house, a thing that's driving him crazy. As of moi? Well this girl wont sit around waiting for...really I dont know what. In any case, and dont get me wrong, I have no issues with single dads (come to think of it, I love kids) but you tell me, guys and girls, will you really get into the brouhaha that has become dating single parents?

Give him a hard knock on his head...that should bring him back to his senses. 
 
IAH....gosh I love you!!! I have been laughing myself to stitches...my friend almost called an ambulance when the afereffects of laughter took it's toll on me - tears running down my eyes, and me finally dropping to the floor and going still with spasms.....IAH chei! I should take your advice myself hehehehe....there are a couple of guys out here (especially the one with is baby-mama-drama) hawking around me that really need a hard knock on the head.....and trully girl, they'll come back to their senses.....imagine!

Oh please please please - man's world again (especially when it comes to sex) what is this if she was a virgin/she was not a virgin/overused/unused fannies gibberish? And whoever told you guys that girls have no preference when it comes to their future partner's sexual build? Please give us women some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Some guys on here talk as if women were just a prize possession to obtain sexual satisfaction/gratification from anytime/anyday/anywhere...and I wont be surprised if most treat thier women in exactly the same way....give us some credit. Personally it is a question of preference, there is no universal and/or ascertained unravelled myth that virgins/non-virgins make better sexual partners (and this goes for both sexes). Personality is the key period. There are guys/girls who would touch each other and not feel a thing and others who with just one look would turn into molten butter, so you guys cut it. Bottomline is, when talking about woman - the mother of humanity - especially in a sexual way..PLEASE give her some, if not a little respect. MERCI.

it is Hungry silly! I have heard this ridiculous riddle over and over again, I can't begin to fathom why people still try to trick others with it. Reading the second sentence you can see that the 'third' word is hungry. The confusion within the riddle is in the third word in the second sentence of the riddle, exactly as quoted, NOT some mythical third commonly used English word ending in "-gry". Hmph! Stupid riddle really but well, enough to silently drive one nuts! First word GRY (and it does have a meaning), second word ANGRY and third word HUNGRY. Get it? it's a good one but then again you might come up with another answer for the same riddle put in its original form. Here goes:

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

In its proper, original form, the first two sentences have absolutely nothing to do with the question: "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them." Ignore those two sentences. They are there only to throw you off course. (And it worked, didn't it?) What's left is the actual riddle itself: "There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."
The key is the phrase "the English language." In this three-word phrase, the third word is simply the word "language." Get it? "Language" is definitely something that "everyone uses every day"! Et voila, and you thought you were stupid

Very easy one. I have heard worse. Anyway not underestimating the way you feel, I've been in a like situation (it was my friend). Our friendship was SO strong and SO genuine that we both actually put the guy to shame by joining forces, to:

A - Both dump the guy without any further preamble and,
B - Sort our issues out and STAY friends.

Lesson? How much more is it when it's your own sister? Blood of your own blood? How many sisters do you have that you (at this rate) want to loose for the sake of a looser who (for certain) will enjoy his time (in the family), laugh at you behind your back and then make haste in the other direction before you say...hello. Comeon, be the mature, sensible and loving sisters that you both are and say hasta la vista to this player baby before you rip your beloved family in shreds. You'll both be OK.