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My papa and mama no dey for dat yeye.........

My Gawd!!! I absolutely lurrrrve black......it's my fav colour - plus girls it hides loads of imperfections beleive me........I have loads of black outfits, especially LITTLE BLACK DRESSES........just take a look at these celebs....fab in dark uh? doesnt matter your skin colour toooo......

I can see our Snazz's still soooooo popular even after being ousted from the forum.fantastic.how funny is it that her not being here is making her stay here.....hahahahheehehe

which best friend and which husband? how da one start? Goodness!!!! I will let no inhabiting fly near my man una hear me so.....no chance of anyone catching pregnancy from love of my life. what?? madness! I will finish her and pray that God help us both haba!!!!

Outkast - fantastic - straight talk - love it- you were spot on! - may the God's of our land richly bless you!

let me welcome you to Nairaland Roy my boy.and perhaps a very foreign welcome to Nigeria (I am not Nigerian you see), but boy, all I can say is in Africa -, in the dry season, it is slippery and in the rainy season it is dry sure you and your sis will have a nice'un!......hehehe

I've read through - and just .....well.....passed out!

alheri:
please leave seun alone. He is saying the truth, I am married and I understand. Yes submission, true and good enough. Yourself and not your paycheck! Weaker vessle or whatever, commander-in-chief or not, a man shouldnt look at his wives allowance. There is nothing wrong with a woman chipping in sometimes but it is not mandatory. Anytime I have to use my money for something in the house, my husband been a good man will always refund me my money even when I don't ask. That is how it should be. I am free to use my money as I like, for clothes,jewelry,fast food, toys for the kids, whatever I like. Its just that I prefer to save most of the time which always comes in handy in the family. But my husband will always refund me! Its not about been westernized. My mother always had a good job but my father never allowed her to buy even matches in his house!

Alheri my dear, what else can I tell you? 2 words - THANK YOU!

don't worry eh BRICK darling. we lurrve ya!!!!

Idollier *kneels down and rubs hands*.......I sorry oooooo!!! mama, please forgive me ooooooo!!!!!

icingbaby:
nooooooooooooo way, giving my paycheck to my husband i can't even picture myself doing it, my paycheck belong to me, me only he needs to go work for is own, what does he take me for fool. i will go and work my ass out and then give the paycheck to my husband, is he God? give my paycheck to my husband my ass.

icingbaby cool down......nobody will take your hard earned paycheck that i am sure of. If dem try na yi be say u go just poor bucket of ice for dem head

Girl there's many different types of broken englishes (pidgin if you prefer)......cameroonian, ghanian, sierra leonan, nigerian, all these speak pidgin in different ways......personally i am cameroonian, and i speak mine well as well as nigerian pidgin really good. You pick and choose which country you want your pidgin to reflect and then someone fluent in that can go ahead and teach you.......if you want to be pro and classy about it

WHAT part of NO dont you UNDERSTAND? ah ah!!!

is this another form of slavery?.......man this sounds sooo ancient it is actually gaining funny ground hehehe.....

ok o!........i will back off......i rest my case. i can spot a liar from a mile though......

Todd and Idollier, it's high time I locked you both in jail (with a woman NOWHERE in sight) and throw away the key..........pests!!!

and cant you take a bloody joke?

@yummy. wetin be your problem? why are soooooo deadset on this guys lying thing? oh oh oh. i now see clearly *clicks fingers*......you be some mighty liar yourself nobe so?

aqua:
@all girls feeling cool bout being on top.


one thing you girls fail to realise is that if bird no chop the apples on top of the tree e go finally fall and rotten for ground and then no guyz go wan
chop aagain lia lia only worms go chop am. and worms na old babas and sugar dadies wey want sex alone. so my advice girls make you jabo while guyz still dey roam under the tree o.


the clock is ticking o!

whatever!......what clock? did you put a big ben somewhere? the thread is sooooooooo true it's getting all you guyz worked up.....wuna ashia......sorry ehhhhhh

I feel y'all girls....we are too precious to WASTE our time with unworthy guys who have no drive and patience to 'harvest' us from the vey top of the tree....abegi girls......whatever you do with men....DONT WASTE THE PRETTY!!!!!

Marvin marvin........one hell of a crooner......just this evening I was listening to an up-to-date copyright shaggy version of sexual healing......still very groovy like that. To think of the number of artists who have copyrighted that song is amazing......tells you how fine a song it was. Oh and plus they used it on one of Kevin Hill episodes....great legend Mr Gaye was.....

Jungle Queen:
#1 rule of a relationship, do not try to hide who u are. Hidding who u are won't allow the relationship last. Let the guy or the girl know your real attitude and behavior.

I am never going to hide my behavior just to please my boyfriend, never.

*clap clap clap*........That is straight talk girl - I feel you! You tell 'em..............pretense pretense, one day wind go blow, then we go see fowl nyash......

yummy:
who among you girls ever said yes to a guy that told you he's poorer than a church rate? even if you say yes won't your friends think you're crazy to have answered to such a toast? anyways i don't even bother to tell a girl what i have or what i don't have. i only tell them what i want from them and if it's how rich i am that concerns her most, she can start her investigations. the mistake guys make is bringing wealth into a simple 'shall we date'?

as for the girls, you have no boobs, you went to pad it up with some rubbish padded bra, is that not a lie to guys as well?

I stand out proud to say I have dated quite a few 'churchrats'(who always have my highest respect anyday than rich men), come to think of it I have never dated what i would like to term a JACKPOT-MAN infact, at some point I was  the laughing stock of most of my inner circle who threw flighty comments like 'wetin dis girl dey do with that poor broke boy? infact wetin she see for am?' - well, those questions fetched absolutely no answer.....I had none to give, would have been a waste of time giving one anyway, and I HATE wasting my precious time......The point is, I can/and DO hold my own anyday (financially/emotionally/careerwise/academically), infront of any guy so I would take the WHO that is in a guy not the WHAT he is/stands for/can be ......so Yummy et al, quit being generalistic about women/men/lying/dating the rich and the poor......and what by the way is your definition of a poor guy? abegi, my rich man is the one who is character-rich/moral-rich/academic-rich/career-rich/richly-focuses/richly-responsible......with all those riches, what more could a girl want

2nde:
A big lie and it piss me off. Girls, i am awaiting your response

Padded bras, make-up, fake hair........call it women 'pimping' themselves up......nothing to do with 'lying' about looks. Fact of life  - everyone wants to look good and neat (wont tell you how long my bro spends infront of a mirror these days)......all for confidence, which i find perfectly normal. what's wrong in a little bit of push-up to compliment a dress style    and to tell you the truth, you men ADORE our HOT looks, infact you yearn/long/wish/pray/beg for us to look good, after all, a hot-looking woman on your arm is the envy of all your friends....what guy wouldnt like that?

Brick.......only small so you would have been a laughing stock. come to think of it........if you changed the first letter of your name from *b* to *p*.........well........ welcome my dear!!!

Anton Anton.......and Anton again.....welcome Anton.......welcome ...., the way you write frightens the shit out of me!

MatureMe:
Welcome mizkay to the board also!!!! Hope my welcome isn't too late.

ehhhh thank you my sista......if not of you.......ok o!