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bagoma:

i wonder why o as well

Bagoma.....I join your ranks in the wondering......

Typewriter:
are u sure?

or do i wait for my wife Snazzy to pull the wool off my eye?

Let wool just remain for your eyes o because as soon as you pull am off you go get shock of your life and might need to be put on errr respirator.Snazz and Seun ARE and item........and are getting it on like a house on FIIIRRREEEEE!!.....keep out o typewriter!....before di fire kukun burn you!

@IAH- thanks for the clarification........much obliged
@otokx....haba you could have made it clearer but i feel you....

snazzydawn:
Oh my God!!!so because I and your admin are almost always at our necks,its now "love"?hmmm.if he were to fall in love with every girl he banned... abeg,you guys should spare me that...

Abegi o Snazzy.......it is not that o....*rubs hands*....na just say there is no smoke without fire now.....

Seun:
Retirement? Funny!

what is funny about retirement Seun? oh oh oh.......i see.......forget work. I am damn sure there are areas in your life you no go ever retire from hehehehehe.........

nferyn - MUCH praise to you!!!! from the pics and the way you allude to your lovely wife, surely you are the purrrrfect dad and husband! I am still praying for my own beloved and kids.......one day one day.....but anyway, you have you there a very lovely little family......parlez vous francais?

otokx:
a combination of seun and mizkay should do it, use a 70:30 ratio.

haba otokx....wetin i do you now? *carries hand on head*........havent you seen my age? i old pass Seun now......the guy is just a kid! I go take all dis my wahala come pour for dis poor pikin head.....then they will say cameroonian lady don kill niaja kid........biko biko..........spare me dis one........

layi:
get your rude mind off the gutters. Use better analogy.

.....there is no better analogy than that........guilty of something?..........dont attack me oooo......

There are only two ways to make a guy smile :

1 - Satisfy the CENTRE

2 - Satisfy and re-satisfy the BOTTOM CENTRE


HEHEHEHEHE

CAN ONLY SAY IF I WERE BLIND. I NO BE EXPERT FO DIS ONE - SORRY O!

kaylala:
Where ever i go

where ever you are

Baby you are never far away

you love is always on my mind

when ever i think of you

I see your smile

I can't wait to see you

This is totally depressing and repressing.........I feel completely opressed by these lines and I think you need to regress my man. Do you think a girl would be impressed by this wacky UnCloth?........meet me and digress like this and i will make sure i press you.massa you dey stress .....

welcome .....Bienvenue, Willkommen............hehehehe

omoge02863:
FOR ME..... I WANT TO WAIT TILL I AM MARRIED. BUT THE GUY HAS TO KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT. SO I WILL PREFER A NON-VIRGIN....... I KNOW OUR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE DIFFICULT..... BUT ANYTHING CAN WORK OUT GOOD.

More palm oil to your backfoot!!!!.......you will succeeded by sheer determination......and dont worry about the difficulty in the relationship......any dissablessing is a pointment! hehehe

@ Seun - this no be personal attack but my dear with all those unsightly comments, you've succeeded in touching a raw nerve with this one.so I want you to wake up and smell the coffee:

The simple definition of domestic violence gives you the answer to who is to blame  DEF: Domestic violence can be defined as a pattern of behavior in any relationship that is used to gain or maintain power and control over an intimate partner.

Men are physically stronger than women and 9 times of 10 instinctively want to be in control over situations surrounding them and their women - which sometimes is absolutely fine. The moment it boils down to violence, a fist in the face, a black eye, etc I give it one reason - COWARDICE (unless you can proof you have a psychological problem, which will need a hospital and/or anger management classes. Which man in his right mind (bearing in mind he physically is stronger than his adversary in this case a female) will lift a finger upon her (when he KNOWS she can't fight back)? Why don't you guys just find your match/punch a wall/or keep a boxing ring at home? And why do it the FIRST time in the FIRST place? What point does battery proove?

Not to mention the over-enthused myth in africa that by paying a woman's bride price she is considered 'bought' by the man and his to physically re-manufacture and manoevre and remodel at his discretion - hence sometimes women being beaten to beyond recognition.and worse to death!

Or better still, the guy who was asked why he batters his lovely wife and his response? 'Because I love her' .......some perverted/weird/spooky/to be made extinct love....

Seun, (plus all other lovely guys in this forum)  if you ever touch one hair on the head of your girlfriend/wife (which you are soon to reveal to us as Snazzyy hehe) .....I wil FINISH YOU........! Imagine......

Renike:
Thank God!
what annoys me is guys who blame dia wives..
ignorant buffoons...

Buffoons indeed o!

The Bible itself encourages childbirth - Book of Genesis : '.....Go forth....., thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives
... And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly......'

So you better accept your 'divine' responsibility and jump up and down your house when your wife finally falls pregnant of her 11th son.......making the footall team thus complete - AMEN!

WONDAMENT!!!!!!

.....emmm Hot.., I recruit you to sniff out a finer idea for their thread.....let's play CUPID!!!!!

tipsy289:
I have got 2 use this 23 , girls love this but only hustle girls will find this as a waste of time.

Dont worry my friend.......freely use it on ALL girls ----- mark my words: NO girl will find it a waste of time except she be transgendered!!!

Freewilly:
LMFAO.Girl that was funny, I have to use that on my guy friends.

hahahahaha.....look Freewilly, I tire o!

Moral of posting: Most men are DAFT!

layi:
...once garri meet water. Na im end be that o.

Layi.........look you! you be na water go lif stone.......

snazzydawn:
love?Seun love who?me?hmmmmm..... I reserve my comments...

Score : 1 - 0

snazzydawn:
heart?

Score : 1.5 - 0

Seun:
I do have a heart, lady, I just don't remember where I kept it.

Score: Seun .992 , Snazz 1.5

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the LURRVEEE boiling between these two? (.....and Seun and Snazzy, stop shaking your heads now like agama lizard) - it is true o! there is a FINNNEEE line between love and hate.......look how thier usernames both begin with S........as in S&S, infact, I am beginning to think of starting the SeunSnazzy thread o! (no copyright please or you will be sued in NL).......

TO DO: Seun and Snazz.......sit down both of you, face to face and stare into each other's eyes...for as longgggg as possible....let's see who will blink first.....lurvebirds!

Seriously......soon they will come out of the closet o! people......they will go public with their 'relationship' I can smell it from a mile - dont say i didnt tell you .........

Z4M4eva:
Thanks Mizkay...haha you funny

my sista....funnyness really important to everybody life oooo!!! let's just say I've taken a leaf out of the book of 'sense of humour' - unlike some people dem here.......hehehe

@Outkast......girl I take a bow......*humble*

nonsense.......absolute rubbish.....property-mongers....vanity-slaves....greedy/shameless/heartless/lazy/brats!!!!! that's what!

Z4M4eva - from today henceforth (translation: from now till the time wey fowls dem bi fight) - I appoint you to the self-sufficient/very efficient post of OFFICIAL NL BOYZ2MEN-HAVE-UR-GIRL-AND-KEEP-HER COUNCILLOR.!!! you have spoken well, sister of mine!

so the emm *coughs* 'restroom' has been created - *wondering* ---- I still dont see the rationale behind it? What were you guys going to share/say/ponder on/evoke? Just a question.......loads of leaping frogs apparently are already *peeing* in the 'restroom'.........at some point it will need a wash if it's not properly emmm......tagged/used!

This one is serious - enough to ponder on. My mother (and when she says it, then it will come to pass - no be witch woman though).....says a guy who's serious doesnt need to tell you, he acts serious - a guy who wants to marry you, doesnt 'tell' you - he just  'marries' you - the long and short is; when you meet 'mr right', not 'mr right-now', 'the one', not 'the one that slipped away'..........it will hit you like a ton of bricks. don't worry, you'll not pass out and die!!!   YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! hehehe - give us a bell when it does o!

Snazz....dont mind them patronising guys, demanding, physically obsessed dudes. Look, I am taking no pot-belly to my bed una hear so? when that big belly come climb on top of you.......ok - your medical bill will explain later......

Snazzz.......girl welcommeeee oooooo haba! i missed you like garri miss water!!!!

STOP PRESS: Girls: Be contented with what you look like! and dont let other people's looks put you down under.

GUYS: We are fat, thin, tall, short, dark, fair..........TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

COUP? what coup? abeg...........we lurrrve our men that's why we STRIVE to tell the TRUTH about them.......why is it so HARD to ACCEPT? eh guys? na wa oooooo........this is no coup......you want coup? wait for it.......