₦airaland Forum

kingsfield:
Dis happens when one takes his/her heart on a journey without d brain.

are you a jellyfish?

armylord:
hehehehe.. Kai wawa ne.. yarinya.. I bet u would have snubbed a guy who loves u pieces but u went for a guy that doesn't love.. instead he used ur head, scammed u. ND now u re here gnashing ur teeth... Ladies u need to be mature.. be reasonable.. Goats re smarter than some ladies.

ehn so u mean to say goat is smarter than the ladies in your family? Eeeeh issokay!

grayline:
i bought the yams o.. but on my way back, one yeye goat come dey chase me, dey scream gbeee! gbeee! gbeee!
na so the goat come start to dey talk sef.... say we must share the yams..
yepaaa, speaking goat shocked
my sister, i dropped those yams and picked race o...

i went back to the location where i was attacked by the goat and saw the murrafecking goat guiding the yams.. na so me come dey beg the goat make e release the yams, goat no wan gree. i don try my best o... maybe you fit follow me go the location to beg the goat cry

please nlanders, help me beg this goat to release my yams..
here is my evidence.

so why didnt u carry the yam and goat so we can use it to make pepper soup? i dont believe you

69MissedCalls:
I'm not a 9-5 slave

yahoo yahoo slave

grayline:
your kolo no get part 2.
anyway, come here let me nack you apako

will you give me back my yam money if i let u nack me small

69MissedCalls:
Seun, you have too many trolls in your forum. more trolls than normal people

no there are more busybodies for NL like you! Why are you here? Its 9am, you no get job?

misspicy:
kikikikikiki........this is just an effort to derail my energy.......i thereby charge you for wasting our Time and MB with this fake story

small geh go to sleep

Tallesty1:
Lols....


Women automatically turn to evangelists and preachers when going gets tough.

maybe your sisters and daughters live to be evangelists and preachers when the going gets tough until death, shout amen!

grayline:
Hehehehehe

issokay so you dey laugh abi? i was going to send you my nudes and school fees but you are not serious

obiorathesubtle:
your story is the most pathetic, if I say you lack basic intelligence, I won't even scratch it.


You've been played a fool, don't think other people have the same fate as you. Of all the mugus, you're the muguest!

your lineage is the lineage of mugus! If you have nothing to say on my thread waka now!

I write this with a heavy heart but it has to be done so others learn. I met him on Nairaland. It started off with a PM from Grayline which i replied and one thing led to another. We would talk, laugh, gist untol he started asking me for small favors. At first i didn't make anything out of it because i was in love. You know sometimes love can sweet you so much that you will lose your common sense. It like when you are in love mentally you become dyslexic. He will do one thing in 2000 and you will only realize in 2030 he don turn you maga finish!

At first he asked me to get him recharge card because it was raining outside his house and he could not go out. As a woman in love i wanted to impress my man and make him realize I'm not like other girls, I got him double the amount he requested. Few hours after he received the recharge card, he went on ghost mode for 2days. When he finally texted me he told me that he ran out of data and the recharge numbers i sent to him didn't go through. So since we use the same network i tried them on my phone and they were already used. When i told him, he accused me of sending him used recharge card. He even went on to call my lineage a lineage of goats and scammers. I got angry and cut the phone on him.

I was a woman in love I decided to reason with him and we talked and settled all our problems. I promised to give him t-fare to my place so we could discuss everything. When he came over we kissed and talked like lovers and he apologized to me for getting so angry with me. I forgave him to prove to him i was not an ordinary babe. After an hour he started receiving calls that he kept ignoring until he decided to excuse himself to answer it finally. He said it was his mother and if she calls she will be on phone for hours but 5minutes later he came into the house to tell me that he had to rush back home. He asked me for t-fare and i told him he had to pay his own back because i didn't have money again. He sat on the bed moody and i tried to cheer him up and told him i would make him yam and stew, but since i did not have yam in the house i gave him enough to get 5 tubes of yam for me so i can cook some of it for us and keep the rest for myself.

He went out and 10mins turned into 15mins turned into 1hour. I called his phone and it was off. I sat on my bed and asked, but why me? I cried. I have not heard from Grayline since, no money and no yam! I decided enough is enough i cannot be silent. He has not replied my calls on text messages for days! This is to alert every woman out there. If you have an internet lover, you are inviting evil people like grayline to play football with your destiny!

We need to create a bbm group for anti-fraud. Supply your pin

Airforce1:
that must be his aunt

you look at least 10yrs older than her are you her uncle?

dipopooo:
Hmmm I have never asked any girl to have an abortion for me. Ok? I guess you are guilty of my assertion.

of course you can deny am for NL GOAT!

Airforce1:
Davido and daughter

Where is the baby mama?



Source: Airforce1

she looks like your sister thats why you never see her

dipopooo:
Smh! Imagine these guys ar some pple's role models oo. Givin birth out of wedlock is nw a fashion in our society. Most our girls lack moral, no shame dey fuvk around like dogs.


Our youth celebrate mediocrity everywhere.

St Gabriel and how many girls have you asked to have an abortion for you?

Whizzcute:
Which physique are you talking bout?....the d1ck physique or the body physique?






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If it's his body physique, then was she blind before she got married to him?

u also get small prick? Why are you defending him?

rawpadgin:
my colleague from the UK mr. paul taylor showed me a pic of a girl with ripped body the other & said " chief(thats what he calls me), if u can get me a girl like this hear in nigeria i will be indebted to u"

& i replied him " paul, our girls are too lazy to workout"

I never understand why broke guys complain about Naija women not working out when they don't have bank accounts like this, its not too much to ask for

IamLEGEND1:
but of coz





ALL DEM LADIES luv dem big, black sugarcanes






OR IS IT EYES WE TALKING 'BOUT HERE, I'M KINDA CONFUSED.

ashawo

If u know u have a lot of money do a bank transfer. If u carry too much airport authorities will have a party with your life

ImoBoi:
[size=13pt]Yoruba pple are full of shhiit[/size]

imo people are full of idioticness

KingRaoul:
It has to be all of u and not the girls i know only. U girls are so dull its impossible to love any of u. U people dont have zero skill on how to chat online, when on the phone u people are worst! U expect boys to send u money and yet u dont even have enough confidence to control the guy, u are not nice and u are not mean. I dont mind a mean girl cuz that means shes confident but yall cant even be mean to me cuz yall suffer from low self esteem, then be nice na if yall are that weak and inferior. how the hell am i supposed to take any of u seriously. All the girls i woo its the same pattern, poor communication skill mixed with an inability to express theirself. No wonder guys dont fall inlove in nigeria its impossible to love any naija girl just fvck them and cut them off cuz they boring u can almost cry!!!! How th am i supposed to marry any of these God forbid na to go find my ghana Queen!!

go ask your Nigerian sisters why they are so dull first. Thank you

Is he speaking of 95% out of the 670 tested?

bukatyne:
Hello Kimoni,

They both have their faults and interestingly, my earlier posts actually captures the full picture.
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The husband is a hard man while the wife is emotionally immature.

The wife is not putting herself in the position to be loved; if she liked what she saw on social media, why didn't she start it? (Between, who judges the health of a marriage from the paparazzi on social media). She cooks for random friends, confide in her ex, is not trustworthy and she wonders why her husband doesn't display her pictures?(is it a metrics for happiness?)

The husband might not love her and probably decided to marry her due to the pregnancy despite the lax privates (which is a plus aka responsibility) which she could have developed.

Marriage is a garden which couples water and nurture as it suits them not as it is dictated by 'society'

Re gut feeling: Why didn't this feeling come up before they got married or she got pregnant?

@Husband: The guy was obviously not ready for marriage when she got pregnant and also very vengeful.

If they can both go back to the foundation and have heart to heart discussions, they can salvage their relationship

enlighten us on how a person can put herself in a position to be loved if her husband takes off his ring for virtually anything that upsets him even when its work related?

buygala:
Please be slow to show everyone that you are an imbecille ..... I said "most young girls' which serves to exclude my sisters, if I had any... Fortunately or unfortunately, I don't... I am an only child

Read thoroughly before you comment, so that you don't show everyone that your mother's breastmilk was wasted on you

if u truly had no sisters you wouldnt have been bothered by my comment.

vizkiz:
niggas in here will aree with me that 95% of girls in Nigeria don't worth it...you girls have this "hoe-ish" attitude of "walking out" of relationships when ever you get a "better" offer...so who get time dey waste money untop liability...seems your cousin is still a learner in the nigga's code

its probably as a result of Nigerian men's inability to teach their children in the way they should go as head of their houses. Unless they just sit on their asses as their children grow and hope A superior force will work a miracle on them while they just sit back and drink alomo to their graves