Family › Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by mizzochocinco: 1:03am On May 26, 2015 |
I have heard too many cases of women who go looking for something outside because their partner doesn't take time to make sure the sex is as pleasurable for them as well. Im not saying its right to have extra-marital affairs (be it the man or the woman).
But its always best to try out new things to see what really makes your partner have an amazing time. If you want mind blowing s*x while with your wife, you shouldn't expect her to settle for anything else. Try out new things...oral...toys... Always make it fun and exciting for the both of you. |
Family › Re: Wife Remarries In Husband’s Home Takes Children, Property Away by mizzochocinco: 12:58am On May 26, 2015 |
lolababe331e: If it was a Yoruba woman the usual suspects would have been here running their mouths  |
Family › Re: Wife Remarries In Husband’s Home Takes Children, Property Away by mizzochocinco: 12:57am On May 26, 2015 |
Penuelseun: Hmm, WOMEN!!!. They are necessary evil, wondering what can make a woman married for eleven years to suddenly seek solace in another man's hands. Maybe its the same thing that has many men leave their wives of many years for another woman  |
Romance › Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by mizzochocinco: 12:32am On May 26, 2015 |
Kingsleyinfo: If I visit my fiance, I can get in the kitchen and fix myself up, and also clean up after myself. I was properly brought up, so I dont have patience with these half baked feminist that only quote the part that suits their hypocrisy.
Lets all get real. Say the truth, and point out what was wrong with the ops speech, stop siding with dirty attitude just because you want to fight the 'women cause' or whatever it is you ladies of nowadays dabble in. supposed you are a woman. You older sister's husband leaves his shirt on the living room table as opposed to taking it to the washing basket. Which one is more sensible to pick it up and put it in the washing basket or to argue with your sister over who should do it? You dont think a person with a good upbringing would leave her plate for another male to wash it for her? Fine! I honestly don't believe that a person with a good upbringing or common sense would rather spend more time arguing over something as trivial as opposed to just doing it, which takes lesser time. |
Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by mizzochocinco: 12:15am On May 26, 2015 |
1stola: 12. Most ladies in their 30s are used products. 13. Most of them are pretenders waiting for one gullible fresh mumu guy they can tie down with their fake love. 14. Most ladies in their 30s (esp Nigerian girls) would have slept with at least 10 different men. I prefer young fresh ladies in their early 20s. This is coming from a 23yrs old, men like you are the type we avoid like a virus. You are not getting younger yourself and it would be very stewpid for any woman who knows that some day she will reach that age to settle down with you. Ever asked yourself why majority of the so-called Ministers of Women Affairs on NL hit 35years and are still unmarried in real life? No woman who knows her worth would dare want to be tied down to such headaches. Most of them live in a fairytale where they think their are perfect and everyone else has a defect, yet they are the ones who post their mates wedding pics and new born legitimate children everyday on bbm and instagram. But its a good thing they remain single for so long because the lesser the children that are fathered by such men the better the world. You cannot call yourself a Master when it comes to women, when you cannot get a good one to commit to you. Its like claiming to be a Professor in Chemistry when you don't even have a Chemistry degree. |
Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by mizzochocinco: 12:06am On May 26, 2015 |
MrsChima: I wish some of my clients can join NL because this is some bullshit.
For those who have failed Biology 101. Menopause simply means depletion or reduction of ovum production and decline of hot mines such as estrogen and progesterone. The average woman . Produce approximately and not limited to 300,3000 eggs in her lifetime.
In some rare cases women before middle age will experience menopause or pre-menopause. It really has nothing to do with age because a woman can be 70 years old and still can reproduce.
If you don't want an older woman..you don't have to be with her. Just make sure you get chick that will stay with you when you experience dead Dick Syndrome aka erectile dysfunction and impotency.
Men in their 30+ are more likely to have prostate cancer and scrotum cancer...date them at your own risk ladies! the ones making the most on the thread are even way over 30 sef |
Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by mizzochocinco: 12:02am On May 26, 2015 |
12inches1: after reading all that trash u wrote there I can conclude that you're a fo.ol. I hope you're not over 40 yet. Don't worry research was probably made based on his sisters |
Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by mizzochocinco: 11:59pm On May 25, 2015 |
xynerise: @MRBrownJ. Dude, you are too RAW!! 
@Op. Mehn! Nobody ain't gonna kid with near menopause Lady. Your age doesn't guarantee a good attitude how far is your gf/fiance/wife from menopause 30?  |
Romance › Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by mizzochocinco: 11:54pm On May 25, 2015 |
wamenzy: Wat How many seconds will it take her to wash d plates she used to eat..... how many seconds was it going to take that boy to wash the same plate? Was he going to lose his manhood after washing it? People like you are the reason why more women wish to marry a man with dead siblings |
Romance › Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by mizzochocinco: 11:43pm On May 25, 2015 |
tivta: Jesus christ. Yet again am not surprised, most girls on nairaland are obviously below 30. Visitor my ass. Am sure I know what part of the country that girl comes from. Lack of proper home bringing. If she put the plates in the kitchen wouldn't her chicken brain have told her to wash the plate? So the younger bro is now a house help abi? She must be a very very dirty woman. The fact you are a finance means you must take charge of maintaining the home. May God not allow reasonable men marry nairaland girls that think like this. What a disrespectful. Generation. God have mercy. Is she the house help? |
Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by mizzochocinco: 11:30pm On May 25, 2015 |
MRBrownJ: so i guess (making silly assumptions like you do), since you are older than young children, you cant say anything (or have an opinion) about them?!
is being a fo.ol against the law? again this is my opinion, and i fully understand if yours is different. i am 65yrs old, going 85. it simply means you old tired asssss needs to sit down and keep quiet. |
Romance › Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by mizzochocinco: 8:30pm On May 25, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by mizzochocinco: 8:25pm On May 25, 2015 |
MRBrownJ: as i wrote once before, i will copy and paste it for you once again.......:
"although there is nothing "seemingly" wrong with a +30yr old single woman, the alarm bell will clearly ring in my mind, but that's just me....so here is how i will evaluate such person (this is just MBJ's views, pls dont get offended):
[b]- as much as a +30yr old would "seemingly" look great, we all know that the skin elasticity may have seen its fair share of cream etc, so before settling for such lady, a GOOD LOOK at her without make up is necessary in order to have a clear evaluation of the skin quality/elasticity. a poorly cared-for skin would mean that this gal would quickly look like an old hag, after a few months/yrs (check her mother without make up for CONFIRMATION).
- skin elasticity also means that her tittays would certainly sag quicker than a 20yr old (if they didnt sag already).....so a good look at her nekkid and standing IS A MUST. if her tittays already sag pass the belly button, then you already know what to do. pls dont get fooled by them gals with big tittays firmly locked in push up bras, this is one of the fallacy of the 20th century and just another trick used by our sistas out there, lol!
- if that girl is beautiful, then alarm bells will be ringing even louder, as you most definitely must ask yourself:"what is it about this beautiful gal that drives people away?" YES, there must be something within her that is driving all potential mates away, something so foul that men are willing to disregard her beauty...so thread carefully!
- then the idea of WHY she has never been able to meet the right person must also be considered. as much as many may be unlucky like that, there are equal chances that she may have the wrong attitude, the wrong goals in life, the wrong mindset, the wrong lifestyle, the wrong background/past, TOO DESPERATE etc. again, a thorough check must be done to get to the bottom of it all, and know exactly what it is.
- and then there is the issue of freshness of the toto, yep you heard me right FRESHNESS OF THE TOTO!!!!! most single women meet about 5 different sex partner a yr (i am being generous), and since they start fukcing at about 19yrs old (and i am VERY generous once again), it means that such particular lady could have no less than 55 different men mounting her toto by the time she gets to 30yrs old. although there is nothing wrong with that, it means that this toto has seen its fair share of traffic, and as we all know that traffic mean heavy maintenance, that toto has long pass its sale by date. it may taste great, but chances are the elasticity and mechanic of that said coochie is close to giving up on you. a 20yr old coochie will get its elasticity back after a pregnancy (with the right exercises), for a 30yr old coochie it will be 3 times as hard.....[/b]
so looking at if from a life long investment's point of view, it is not a great move to go for such ladies, especially when we all know that you can get a fun, "easy go lucky", friendly young 20yr old coochie for the same hassle that you would get from most desperate 30yr old woman.
PS i am not even going to dwell on trying to educate or/and "reboot" the mind of that said +30yr old lady, and getting rid of all the "viruses" that have been implanted in her mind by her past r/ships. NO operating system/antivirus could handle such heavy duty work load!"
MBJ but arent you like over 35 and you are talking smack about people 5-8yrs younger than you  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 8:22pm On May 25, 2015*. Modified: 8:42pm On May 25, 2015 |
Petra23: okay,u don't need to get angry if u re as fat as Toolz.all u need do is hit d gym and shed the excess fat b4 u turn to expired being.btw,fat and curve ain't same. since fat gurls only rely on men for money,na ur mouth i hear am o. Cux me nva mentiond dat. for d records,me don't need help frm a man cus i pay ma bills on time..u may now continue with ur awareness program through quoting others.peace out im not fat like toolz but i just laugh when petty girls like you. All you can attract is people who are starving and struggling just like you. When the people you hate on are living a life only you can see in your dreams. You probably wake up to to idomie and egg everyday and you dont know where your next MB will come from, but you are here talking shit about someone who can afford to buy u 10times what your father could not do for you in 15yrs in one day. You are all simply angry, hungry mofos. What do u know about curves when you have straight legs like that?  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 8:17pm On May 25, 2015 |
mirexxx: no youre wrong. Its something you' can never have! U talk like a poverty striken rat anyways. Her body is overrated! I repeat! Now go wallow in pain and frustration. i would be offended if i was porverty stricken like you but im not so im just gonna laugh it off. Babes wey dey scam N1000 recharge out of guys think they are big girls. Highly laughable. No hips or ass if we put u in a guys clothes no one would be able to tell you are a female. So just sit your ass down. |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 9:50am On May 24, 2015 |
ACM10: What are you blabbing? Do you know me in real life. You'd probably call me sir in real life. How can I be frustrated when I live a comfortable life; and earn six digits salary. What more can I ask for? I made an honest assessment of Toolz and you blew it out of proportion to include my mother (whose son is older than Toolz). Do you have home training at all? Back off please. You are quoting the wrong person i clearly struck a nerve. So what if u earn 6figure salary, you go around mocking other women, forgetting your own family members look somewhat like her. |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 9:47am On May 24, 2015 |
mirexxx: oh! cos shes a celeb? well, ur point is useless and irrelevant to me! 
bye  no because she goes on expensive trips with her man who isnt ashamed to show her off and its something you can never have. |
Family › Re: 3 Basic Ways To Make Your Woman Love You Hard by mizzochocinco: 7:50am On May 24, 2015 |
Amen! |
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole’s Mother: I Advised My Son To Marry A Foreigner by mizzochocinco: 7:47am On May 24, 2015 |
Or maybe they just wanted someone whose past cannot easily be dug out |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 7:45am On May 24, 2015 |
mirexxx: what's your point? she gets it way better in life than you whether you think she is overrated or not. |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 7:38am On May 24, 2015 |
ACM10: My mum is not overweight and she is beautiful. Beside you can't compare her with my mum. She is not even older than me. younger than your mama or not if your mama is fat it also makes her ugly, you said it yourself that its not a sign of beauty. So why are u exempting your mama now? You realise your comment wasnt as wise abi? She may not be a beauty in your eyes but she has a man who treats her like royalty. Something im sure you have never experienced. Some of you people are too frustrated with life. |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 7:20am On May 24, 2015 |
ACM10: What is special about this ugly babe and her unsightly body. Maybe overweight is the new definition of beauty in Nigeria you still call your overweight mama beautiful? Or you call her ugly babe? |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 7:19am On May 24, 2015 |
NobleG1: This girl needs a big d*ick. repent your sins  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 7:16am On May 24, 2015 |
andee4real: Whenever you hear a Nigerian celeb is on bikin dont be surprised to see her all covered in agbada. lol its actually a swimsuit |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 7:14am On May 24, 2015 |
Petra23: Nawa.dis one na bikini for xtra large naija celebs abi i nor sabi bikini agn ni..anyways,fear nor go let her rock bikini sha.better on portable gurls nt fat. even girls wey dey soak garri with their bfs think they are better than toolz  have you even been taken to ordinary Ghana by your bf? Hehehe So because u get no yansh or hips you feel you are portable?  thick girls are still getting the royal treatment, while you are still trying to hustle N500 recharge card out of your man.  |
Food › Re: When Last Did You Eat This??(pic) by mizzochocinco: 7:06am On May 24, 2015 |
Martino240: Superb Combo  are those stones on the pot? |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by mizzochocinco: 7:04am On May 24, 2015 |
mirexxx: dem no go wear the real bikini make we see their body wella
her body is overrated jare her boyfie don carry body go Dominican Republic. Has you own boyfie even taken you to Mr Biggs? |
Family › Re: My Sick Husband Wants Me To Be Having Sex Elsewhere by mizzochocinco: 9:25pm On May 22, 2015 |
At the end of the day its her choice to make i dont know why you guys are telling her to abstain when all of you cannot even go for a week without sex. Its their marriage and its for them to set the rules that work for them. |
Family › Re: Is It Fair To Get Even With Your Spouse? by mizzochocinco(op): 9:22pm On May 22, 2015 |
Emaprince: your parent actually raised a fool and did I say who.res again? Ediot. They are married for 32yrs, who cares? You've been in a 32yr old marriage yet all you learnt is how to go about opening your legs for another man if your husband ever date another woman. Are you mentally ok? You will just turn youself to the cheapest woman any man can fukc for free if your hubby misbehaves? What will your kids learn from you? How to get pregnant for another man and put it on their husbands heads just like your uncle's wife? The women in your familly are time bombs. Keep living that worthless life until The secret all of you are keeping will be exposed. Even your mom will be ashamed of you and your sister. its paining you that you never grew up in a stable home abi?  well i will not kill myself over something you never had  its explains why you are so messed up like this. Blame those who gave u the harsh life not me  |
Family › Re: Is It Fair To Get Even With Your Spouse? by mizzochocinco(op): 12:25pm On May 22, 2015 |
pickabeau1: Well..i don't see this as a testy issue in a marriage At times, you assume your partner would be fine with seeing a physician while she wants your presence This is a communication issue .. not a big deal
However I see your point.. fair is foul.. foul is fair please how is " give and it shall be given unto you" be the same as "fair is foul and foul is fair"  |
Family › Re: Is It Fair To Get Even With Your Spouse? by mizzochocinco(op): 12:11pm On May 22, 2015 |
pickabeau1: At the bolded.. interesting..
You have not answered my question
Did either of your parents offend each other at some point in their long marriage and did the other parent pay back in the same coin
Simple there was a time my mum fell ill and my father did not take the appropriate action, the day he got sick and she put other things before him he learnt that what you do unto others will surely come back to you. Anytime my mum falls sick he is the first to push her to go to the hospital and when he falls sick she is the first pray for him before manupilating him to go see a doctor. So yes what you bring to the table will be what u get back in return. if you abuse or neglect a woman dont cry foul is she does the same to you. She is a human being who deserves respect as much as you feel you are entitled to it too. If you think you can marry a woman, rob her of her happiness and peace of mind because she is a woman and get away with it, dont worry , hell fire will be waiting you. When its unleashed on you, never cry foul. |
Family › Re: Is It Fair To Get Even With Your Spouse? by mizzochocinco(op): 11:50am On May 22, 2015 |
pickabeau1: A marriage of 32 years which is commendable however you have to know that you cant know everything which went down as they are your parents
if your dad had paid back everything done to him by his wife or vice versa, it will not have lasted this long
Since your mantra is do as I do
I am not referring to infidelity my father got the best of my mother because he did his best to be a good man to her. Moral of the story is one good deed deserves another. Dont try and twist everything. No man who disrespects his wife deserves respect in return. Love is a game of give and take. Expect to receive what you give, its as simple as that. Evil is repaid by evil and good is rewarded with good. None of all this rubbish you want to brainwash women with, i do you bad but still expect you to do good to me. |