Family › Re: What Motivates Women To Stay In Abusive Marriages? by mizzochocinco: 11:38am On Aug 08, 2019 |
J111333: For sane women, kids only. what made your mother sane? Being broken, weak and financially dependent on your father for survival? |
Education › Re: Which Course(s) Can A Student Apply For With This WAEC Result? by mizzochocinco: 9:59am On Jul 28, 2019 |
Study Bank to become a Banker. |
Romance › Re: Love Triangle: Help Me Asap by mizzochocinco(op): 9:52am On Jul 28, 2019 |
carter009: One of they most stupid post I have ever seen. you look like her |
Romance › Love Triangle: Help Me Asap by mizzochocinco(op): 10:57pm On Jul 27, 2019 |
I was dating one guy and we were having fun. My rich ex came back into my life and i started chatting with him. I got pregnant for the "one guy" goat but being a sharp girl I slept with my ex quickly so i can make him the father. My ex agreed to marry me after getting DNA test. How do i get him to marry me before DNA test? Please no abuse or your family will turn into goats. Mature advice only... |
Romance › Re: He Does Not Want To Set Me Free by mizzochocinco(op): 10:51pm On Jul 27, 2019 |
Chimezie198: no goat behaviour on ur thread really? When u be goat your entire village is full of goat behaviour mtchewww |
Romance › He Does Not Want To Set Me Free by mizzochocinco(op): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
I am getting married to the man of my dreams in the next 2 weeks and he has US citizenship. We are so happy together and I cannot wait to be with him for the rest of my life and eat McDonalds everyday. Problem is my other boyfriend who is married is divorcing his wife for me after a year of battling with him to do so earlier. Now that I have found my soulmate he wants to frustrate my life. He wants to go on holiday on the day of my wedding. I told him I would be busy that weekend but he will not take no for an answer. Please i need mature advice. No goat behaviour on my thread. |
Romance › Re: I Am Looking For A Rich Husband by mizzochocinco(op): 2:02pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
MissRaine69: Dear Citizen looking for a husband Before anything else happens and that includes advertising for a hubby kindly familiarise yourself with Zimbabwean immigration laws. And secondly Chikurubi prison is no joke. are you in chirukubi yourself? |
Romance › Re: I Am Looking For A Rich Husband by mizzochocinco(op): 2:01pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
[color=darkblue] wait but u are a Nigerian by blood? Were is ur pic[/color] it doesn't matter |
Romance › I Am Looking For A Rich Husband by mizzochocinco(op): 5:24pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
Zimbabwe has recently legalised production of Cannibis. Only citizens can get the licence. So if you are a drug lord and you want to make money, come and marry me because I am Zimbabwean by birth. |
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Lick Me? by mizzochocinco(op): 8:58am On Feb 17, 2018 |
dasparrow: What mature advice do you need? Are you even mature shamelessly bringing your sex escapades to a public forum?
If you are engaged, why would you even consider allowing yourself to engage in o.r.a.l s.e.xx with another man? So what if he is pestering you? Can't you firmly say no and no longer pay him any mind?
So when you get married and some man out there starts pestering you for sex non stop and offering you money, so you will eventually give in and open your legs and allow yourself get penetrated by a prick that does not belong to your husband right?
I can now see why Nigerian men have no respect for you Nigerian women. Most of you are nothing but whores, sluts with so many body counts.
I pray the guy who licks you has cold sores on his lips or on his gums. That way, after he is done licking your smelly STD infested vagina, you will end up with herpes simplex which has no cure and can only be managed.
I guess your father sucking your mother's vaginal secretions is how you were conceived.
Go to Italy and practice your trade. There you will find your type making Hot white men very happy in bed.
Matured advice ko, matured advice ni!
Receive Christ in your life today! Stop looking for o.r.a.l s.e.xx! A mouth is meant for eating and speaking and not sucking vaginal secretions laced with all manners of bacteria and viruses!
You nasty woman! You 21st century christians are funny. So in the same post that you insult me and wish harm upon me, you have also taken the liberty to tell me to receive christ? What is the difference between you and those doing ashawo in Italy in God's eyes? Abeg shift! Agent of the darkness pretending to know light!  |
Romance › Re: Marrying An Adventureous Girl Vs Marrying Sister-nkechi by mizzochocinco(op): 11:43pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
mizzochocinco: SHE LOVES EXPERIMENTING
She will freely go down on you, twist and turn over in bed to make sex much more exciting for the both of you. She does not have to consult her pastor to get permission to suck you or bend over 
SHE LEARNS A LOT WHEN SHE IS OUT THERE
If she is wise enough she will take time to learn how to make new dishes when she goes out. She will not cook for you her mother ogbono soup recipe for the rest of life. Learn new dances and maybe languages too.
UNDERSTANDING FREE TIME
An adventurous woman will understand your Friday night or Saturday night out with the boys once in a while. She will understand you need to be left alone to enjoy whats left of your youth so long you can behave yourself out there. She will not drag you to every all-night prayer, midweek service, married couple's service, moneygiving service and pastor's grocery service.
SHE IS NOT TOO JUDGMENTAL
When you wrong her she is more likely to forgive because she has understood the fact that to err is human and from her previous mistakes she has also learnt that some mistakes are simply part of growing up as well. She will not tell her pastor or his wife about how you farted in your sleep last night or how you refused to pray more than 10times a day. |
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Lick Me? by mizzochocinco(op): 11:39pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
If you want to judge me please go and apply for the job post at the gates of heaven for the judgement day! You have no right to judge me until then. So please excuse me I said matured advice only |
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Lick Me? by mizzochocinco(op): 11:37pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Cunnilingus: I had to check out ur posts so far. Well I have to say u have no purpose in life. Unfortunately you are a waste of space your entire village is a waste of space |
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Lick Me? by mizzochocinco(op): 11:36pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Countersam: What are you considering? The suck abi the money. Don't do what you will regret,go teach your man how to suck puxxy. but he knows how to already. I thought i could give my expertise advise as an instructor |
Romance › Should I Let Him Lick Me? by mizzochocinco(op): 1:07am On Feb 16, 2018*. Modified: 8:51am On Feb 17, 2018 |
I am in a dilemma. I have a fiance but there is this guy who lives in our neighbourhood who has been pestering me and asking to suck me down under there. At first I told him I was not interested and he should go find a girlfrend to suck because I belong to another man. This man has continued to worry me over the issue and promised to pay me so he can learn to suck well on me. I have been considering it but i do no know how to do it without my fiance getting to know about it. Please mature advice only |
Family › Re: Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 12:08am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Ishilove: Another attention seeking thread. And it is not your attention that I am seeking. Like I said MATURE ADVICE ONLY, if you have nothing to add, carry on and leave this thread alone. You will not lose a leg or grow a tumor if you unfollow the thread. |
Family › Re: Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 12:02am On Jul 29, 2017 |
FortuneTeller: If this is a real post, Madam you need to correct your head. A man working in construction in the US does not make a lot of money. The work is also seasonal. I know a lot of men who work in construction that are living out of homeless shelters. If he has children in another state and they are under the age of 18, be assured he pays child support. This man will not be rich, nor will he be your knight in shining armor. Be careful that he does not want to bring you here to become his Workhorse.  Being in construction does not automatically equate to being a labourer Auntie Jelousy! Abeg Auntie go and pray to the Lord to do wonders in your life instead of focusing on wishing others the worst. Good things happen to good people. Maybe if try being a nice person good things may follow you too. Take it easy and take it to the Lord in prayer. |
Family › Re: Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 11:45pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
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Family › Re: Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 11:41pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
MhizzAJ: Some people are just liabilities What kind of asset are you? What value have you added to Nigeria? After you have figured it out that you have not added value to any man anywhere on this planet or in this lifetime, kindly go and make your noise somewhere else please. |
Family › Re: Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 11:37pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
BiafraBushBoy: Too many problems on Nairaland. People can no longer take decisions for themselves. Do we look like special advisers or prayer warriors?
SMH If you cannot give mature advise unfollow the thread. It is really that simple |
Family › Re: Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 11:30pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
cococandy: You're a dude trying to perpetuate the female gold digger stereotype Auntie when did you give me a peniis? Are you done breastfeeding? Have you done the laundry? Have you warmed the bed for your husband? Mind your work abeg! If housewife isn't enough work for you, make i show you directions to craiglist so you can get a real job to keep you busy |
Family › Re: Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 11:25pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
edoman2016: You are a very disgusting lady. I checked your profile and all I could see is your plan to marry a rich man only. Can't you hustle and be independent? Continue to search for a rich man that will be gullible to marry you as a liability. Stu.pid lady. please go back to focusing on your life if you have nothing valuable to add |
Romance › Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by mizzochocinco(op): 11:24pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
firstking01: Rubbish, you can't eat your cake and still have it well i still do. Now bite me  |
Romance › Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by mizzochocinco(op): 11:22pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
sirliu: Asking for advice and insulting everybody that gives you advice. SMH for you. Anyway, you can't eat your cake and have it. Stop dating the married guy and give him his property. If you are as educated as you say you are, then you should be able to afford your own apartment. i believe in the notion never work for money, let money work for you. If you cannot have other people use their sweat and effort to get you what you in life then it is not my fault. Do not blame me for your inability to do so. |
Family › Help! He Is Blocking My Marriage And Happiness by mizzochocinco(op): 7:23pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
3months ago I met one hot tall American man with abs and tattoo that can make you slap you aunties. We started texting back and forth and he told me that he is in love with me and he wants to marry and I should be ready to marry me.
The problem is I have been living with this guy that relocated back from abroad sometime last year and I feel like he is suffocating me because he does not do nice things for me like he used to before. When he was in the UK he would buy me shoes and bags but now he has been complaining that business is not going smoothly since he came back home and started afresh. I am deeply annoyed by his actions because he is not considering how I feel about having to post my videos and pics on social media with the same clothes and accessories over and over again.
So this American guy is into construction and he has a home of his own and his children live far away with their mother in another state, so I am guaranteed no disturbance. We have been planning how I will get K1 Visa to join him so we can get married and live happily ever after. He will sponsor me once I get there and he promised me that I will not have to work because he will get the bills paid and all I will have to worry about is my blog and youtube videos since they are very popular.
This guy from the UK that I will now refer to as my roommate, has not made things easier for me. I need money and he is not providing. I told my future hubby that I will get my visa paid up by myself but this roommate of mine has not given me enough to do so. I told him I needed to go to US to buy some stuff for my business so that I do not have to ask him for money for my stuff again but he has failed to co-operate. He is stopping me from being with the love of my life and I have been miserable since. What do I do to him since he is being selfish and thinking of his own business alone without thinking about my future? Mature advice only. |
Family › Re: How A Woman I Barely Know Gave Me 100k Same Day We Met by mizzochocinco: 6:23am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Give your testimony in church and simply text her after you have a safe delivery and thank her once more. She may have her reasons for not wanting to pick your calls. |
Family › Re: Help My Husband Is Addicted To Pornography And Masturbation by mizzochocinco: 6:13am On Oct 26, 2016 |
kokosari2: Please what can I do, my husband seems to be addicted to porn and masturbation. He does it at every opportunity he has, even on our matrimonial bed and it's quite disgusting. Your husband needs deliverance from a spiritual wife. Madam this is not a joke. |
Romance › Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by mizzochocinco(op): 6:01am On Oct 26, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by mizzochocinco(op): 5:59am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Florblu: Is fiancé now use in place of Sugar daddy? Moreover you are into an affair and not a relationship. What work did you do for your "fiancé" that makes you earn a flat?SoftWork? You'd better return his flat, cut all form of relationship with him and stay with your new bobo or you loose at both end The same kind of work you have done for a man to get him to marry you! Have you returned all the money and gifts your exes have given you? Why should i return my flat when you never returned the N1,000 bus fare your exes used to give you to spread and scatter you for free out of love? |
Romance › Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by mizzochocinco(op): 5:56am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Freciprocal: So sad for your Parents... they could have been better off investing such money in MMM than having a.... Mehn u are not even worth the adjective  Don't worry i will send money for your mother and sisters to go to a proper school, because getting a dictionary is not a qualification. |
Romance › Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by mizzochocinco(op): 5:54am On Oct 26, 2016 |
JeffreyJamez: You're calling a Married Man your "fiance"...and he rented a flat for you and wants you but you are saying you worked "hard" for the flat.... Biko what do you do for a living? ......btw does your new bobo know about this your "fiance" and does your "fiance" know about your new bobo? will he be the first African man to have another wife? |
Romance › Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by mizzochocinco(op): 5:51am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Mjshexy: So u just realized your fiance is an old man, u just realized he is papa junior, u just started developing hate for papa junior, u just realized he is married after all the money he spent on u, fun u had together, all because of the new young boy who is based in London. Shebi u see how wicked some of u ladies are, all those years your head didn't tell u papa junior was married and u kept sleeping with another man's wife & spoiling their marriage. Anyway just do & leave his house shikena  I have the title deeds to the flat, so why must he get it when the papers are in my name?  Aunty is it every man that you slept with that you married? If not, you also slept with someone else's husband and spoiled their marriage before it even began, so abeg shift with your holier than thou attitude! |