₦airaland Forum

MCeeShort:
I have no problem with a lady being fat. For me, IF SHE AIN'T FAT, SHE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
But it must be stated that most Nigerian women have no care at all so long as they're married...they suddenly look like YUKOZUNA and expect the man to stick around.
To make matters worse some of them get body odour and blame it on child bearing, which is such a pathetic excuse. Angelina Jolly has 7 kids and still looks like she's 20yrs old!

Did you also know that Angelina Jolie has had her fair share of plastic surgery and she is currently weighing 75lbs because she survive mostly on wine and smoking to suppress her appetite. By the way only 3 of those 7 are her biogical children. You are clearly not informed, you may need to do your research
Like Angelina or Victoria Beckham, how many Nigerian men can afford to send their wives for Buccal fat removal, liposuction or tummy tuck which usually costs not less than $8,000 per procedure?
I am even taking it too far, how many Nigerian men can afford providing their families with healthy food and nutritional supplements that Western people eat to stay healthy?

vicchi12:
Thank you! People just assume women just get fat due to food consumption. An average Nigerian woman is stressed as Bleep! And stress makes them fat!

What actually causes stress is lack of a healthy eating lifestyle. Most of the food average Nigerian woman are exposed to do not only cause obesity, but it can also affect functionality of vital organs and cause other illnesses like depression, alzeheimers and gut problems.

segcymoor:
U this Lady

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Is that ur problem?

I guess u are referring to this structure of 4 years ago

so because you plastered and painted that structure does not eliminate the fact that it was poorly constructed and it may not be as structurally sound as it appears on the outside. You ahould stop going around criticising other contractors work when you have skeletons in your own closet. If your work was actually inspected by a professional building inspector i'm sure you would have been put on hold a while ago.

tomquest:
I met some former colleagues of mine whom I'd seen about 6 years ago. Believe me, while I was able to recognize all the guys, it was a Herculean task identifying all the ladies, most of whom I knew to be slim/trim/curvy and unmarried then. Almost all of these once-slim ladies are now looking big and fat and absolutely less plummy than they used to be.

Why is it hard for MANY married ladies to stay trim and sexy? Is marriage a "breakthrough from hunger" or what? And why do they express shock when their husbands go after trim and shapely ladies outside? Is it that they didn't know that men are typically motivated by sensual sights?

I've seen a lot of ladies in their 30s who are so lazy to even take a 20 minutes walk in a week, at least just to exercise and burn some fat. Let's not even mention going to the gym. They drive or board okada all their lives. And when they eat, you'd ve amazed at the amount of calories they consume!

Are this category of ladies aware that the game is becoming dangerously tighter because "oga" is constantly inundated with young, trim, energetic and sexy girls on a daily basis; while his own wife keeps growing fat and out of shape and looking like his mother? Guys, do you like your wife looking like she's your mum?

Majority of them are married to broke men that cannot afford a healthy eating lifestyle. This is not to insult anyone but to just prove a point. Take your own mother for instance, growing up did you ever see olive oil, lettuce, apples, salmon or brown rice in her kitchen? My guess is no, but you probably found palm oil, cow-skin and yam in there. Is her BMI below 23? I highly doubt it.

Most Nigerian men are too broke too afford healthy food, which is why their wives just end up working with what they have, which isn't doing them any good in the long run.

Bottle of palm oil - N950
Bottle of olive oil - N2,000

Suya - N200
Salmon - N5,000

Roasted groundnuts - N300
Macadamia nuts - N1,000

Street burger - N500
Smoked chicken salad - N3,500

I have made my point.

Haute:
You think like my cattle, so I might just as well herd you. Moooooo!!! Here: eat common sense grass, mumu.

Buhari needs to put you guys back in school so you receive sense!

youngaz:
Saw diz on CNN yesterday and i was lyk WTF!.........so iz Pope Francis indirectly saying homosexuality is not a sin or we shuld just embrace dem 4 who dey are??.....well lyk me i ave 8 of mah friends dat are gays bt i dnt hate dem nor do i really associate wit dem

the bible says do not judge one another rather pray for each other and that is what he is encouraging.

Shameless man! He probably forced the poor girl to put her head there or he was going to use her for rituals

olatunjithomas:
hello guys,pls my phone droped this morning and the screen
got broken badly. pls,is this palmchat?

just when i thought the OP is on coke, you my friend are no dried lemon leaves

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Haute:
You sound immature. Maybe he's just waiting for you ro grow up. Who gets engaged to a married man in the first place?

You're not ripe for marriage.

you do not know my story so do not judge me. If you are not going to give mature advice, just go back to herding your cattle in peace

jide219:
I would advise you to go with guy num 2,and tell your fiance you dont think u can marry him because he has a wife already and its sin to marry another person's wife divorce or not.

chop knuckle, honestly i never thought about this!

I was dating this guy for sometime and he promised me marriage by June but June has come and gone but no marriage, i am just moving around with engagement ring like Lord of the ring. Since June is out of Saturdays and I am still not married, I have decided to move on with guy number 2. He takes me shopping while my fiance is away and he is so romantic. He even told me that he wants me to be the mother of his children and he plans to send me to live in Dubai, where he will visit me once every 2months because he has business there.

I need advice on how to break up with my fiance and just tell him not to divorce his wife and continue with her since he has no plans of sending me abroad. Only a wicked man would want me to suffer in this heat without lights and A/C. Help me break up with him gently without making him suspicious, mature advice only.

yes!

Its looks like Tiwa and that Kardello boy are the only ones who havent changed much

This is not an insult but davido's throwback pic looks like a street kid i usually give food to when i meet him downtown. He is well mannered and he waits until food is offered to him and he actually says thank you

Airforce1 it looks like you will have to start looking for light skinned children elsewhere your bae Rukky scammed you. These babes can be selfish, how can they give dark skinned guys false hope of having beautiful children. Imagine you get married to her yellow and after all that hustle and stress she gives you a child who looks like you, i'm sure you would run mad

Well i hope they continue to enjoy their marriage all the days of their lives

chelseabmw:
Lmao ... Checkers will be better .. Please send me the code once done.. Remember tomorrow is Friday

can you do 3 consecutive days then?

chelseabmw:
Wake up ma'am

do not be ashamed, i know it wasn't your first time. I will pick you up at monte casino mall. Do you have a bank account or should i send it via checkers?

chelseabmw:
specially in the first 15 minutes,

the sweet head you gave me last week was what attracted me the most. If you are free i will send you money for gautrain to come to my house again

Toks2008:
Let me break your heart and show you the pics of my beautiful lady of 15 yrs and wife of 8 years...I know you are smartly giving me a green light but too bad I only have desire for hot and intelligent ladies.


Sorry I'm taken

in the past you have been forming single guy, suddenly you have a wife? Or you weren't proud of her until now? na spiritual wife be dat? I don't want you, you are a decade or 2 too old for me

naniawini:
Alum? Any ways thank u

exercising can help you tighten muscles including down there

Airforce1:
most Nigerian women don't exercise body after child birth and its wrong.


Just negodu her Christian mother hands



**Kim Kardashian sweating it out after child birth**

you speak as if you have a size 2 mother from ghana

Toks2008:
I deliberately ignored mizzochocinco cos i really can't help her regarding her reasoning faculty cos my write ups are only for intelligent people and that is why you need to read carefully to understand.

I will stop here.

Mr intelligent man who is not intelligent enough to get a wife at 50 let the married ones give advice on marriage while the unmarried senior citizens like you sit down and take notes!

banmee:
I will continue to troll you till you receive sense. From your profile, you look like you might be in your 60's but i doubt you are married because no sane married man would have the kind of thoughts that flow through your mind.

lmao don't be cruel na must Toks2008 kill himself because he no get wife? you have killed me with laughter.

See! Now he took down the pic that shows his grey hair because he is embarrassed all because of you!

Coogar and babe3 lol

kikayboss:
i laugh in parables...this old prostitute am not as old as ur last child abeg..am not even up to 25 .. as for my dick being flaccid i can't argue with a prostitute she has seen bigger...lol...

you were not up to 25 30yrs ago abi? old cargo too embarassed of his real age

Moral lesson?

In Africa? most if not all SA universities have the same facilities and more.

Its obviously a body without the engine and other expensive parts

Only a person with a rotten mind would think of rotten things about this picture