₦airaland Forum

fatdon2:
Josephine Agwu recently went viral after she returned N12m to the owner at the Murtala Mohammed Int Airport, Lagos. The Lagos State House of Assembly plans to honor her soon. According to reports, Josephine earns N7,500 monthly.



www.lailasblog.com/2015/02/photo-meet-josephine-agwu-lagos-airport.html?m=1

GBTYO:
Liar Mohammed will not end well

micronut:
Lets revive the culture.........guys lets do this!

pick a name and lets be real about it........

ladies who wants to be toasted in the native way should also signify....

E.g. itunuoluwa omoge orekelewa, so mo pe mo like e gon,
o ti pe gon ti mo ti ma un eye e, nitori e ni mo se summon courage lati wa ba e leeni yi... ojo taba ribi nibi un wole, ma je kin waste time, i wld be very brief on this..... kaso tooto, gbogbo igba tin ba ri e toun bo lati shop mummy e, lara mi ma un se sgisgi bi electric shock.. itunu. omo mr olowolayemo, oti rewaju lobinrin.... mo like e, mo ni feelings fun e, mo de wish lati fe e gege bi aya.... mabinu pe mowa block e ni corner yi, mi o ni option ni joor.... oya kilo feel?

guys what do u think about this? this is yoruba mix ooooo (am still a learner)

drop yours too.........NNE eeedi legit....

missjenna:
Yes it works for cheap and purposeless ladies
This stuff can't work on me. I am an independent and purpose driven woman. I ride the vehicle of my life. I can never take the back seat.

If I dont want to pick your call,I won't.
Nothing will make me

BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

irunoboo:
I'm in a relationship so I'm not looking for something serious. I need a sexually active guy to be a friend with. I mean friendship with benefits. Sex for cash. Drop your number or pin if you're interested

You have to be a tall guy

Big dick

Flat belly

And can last long in bed

itsdumebi:
A cleaner by the name of Josephine Ugu is being hailed as a saint and a heroine after she returned a sum of N12 million she found while cleaning the toilets of Muratala Mohammed airport.

I am still gathering details and looking for a picture of the lady and do you want to know the most interesting part of the story? this lady earns N7,800 per month, how honest can somebody be?
http://www.itsdumebi.com/woman-returns-n12-million-found-mma-toilet/

krall:
but valentine never start.

Her dad is an auto dealer, and she is daddy's girl.
So this is Mine...... I almost had heart attack and then nearly proposed.

allisonluvsu:
This is the more reason we should maintain peace, harmony and love among ourselves. Don't fight, kill, steal, cheat or loot public fund coz the prayers of those you cheat can put you up in the hospital. #GodListensToThePoor

juniormusa:
My humble president
Vote GEJ for continuity
GEJ till 2019

itsdumebi:
What do you think?
http://itsdumebi.com/toyin-aimakhu-president-gej-take-selfie/

olusolaj:
Thats good
These are original nollywood GEJ till 2019

BUHARI supporters largely consist of:
1. Core muslim Northerners

2. Core muslim South Westerners

3. Christian South Westerners belonging to RCCG

4. Unemployed/Frustrated & VERY ANGRY youth.

5. Unskilled/Lazy individuals.

6. Failed/Struggling or broke celebrities.

7. Closet tribalists from NW, NE & SW

8. People with domestic, emotional or psychological problems.

9. People that scored 'F' in History & Mathematics at WAEC

10. Depressed Nigerians in the diaspora.


GOODLUCK JONATHAN Supporters:

1. Core Christian Easterners & Niger-Deltans.

2. Liberal South Westerners.

3. Highly educated core-Northerners

4. Northern/Middle-beltan Christians.

5. Young/Successful business men & women

6. Successful Nigerian celebrities

7. Confident people with high self-worth & optimistic view on life.

8. Highly optimistic & positive people.

9. Married women with loving husbands.

10. People that scored at least a pass in Mathematics at WAEC.

thoth:
Buhari though with a clean record, it will be wholly unwise for Nigerians to vote APC at the moment, I wouldn't vote Buhari even though he is a good man,for the sake of Nigeria.

Crocz:
I swear by God, and the gods of yorubaland...both the new and the old, Jesus was not born on Dec 25th!



Dec 25th was a Pagan day for worshipping the Sun god...the Roman Catholic fix that day so has to stop pagans who converted worshipping other thing on that day!

irunobo2:
I don't pity them. Only God knows the atrocities they might have committed before escaping the USA. Karma is indeed everywhere. Good riddance

deols: the joke is not funny at all.

He committed more than an offense. Imagine that a white man wrote that, he'd have been called a racist.


The apology is not even good enough.

Looks like he has too much money already.globacom can do the needful

ionaira: The Federal government of Nigeria announced on Hot Swen TV today that no child in the country must be seen playing the popular police and thief game.
The game is very popular amongst Nigerian children in which they divide themselves into two groups, first group is a police group and the other group represents the thieves. The thieves hide somewhere then the police group searches for them and act like they are shooting them with two of their fingers when they find them whilst others use gun-like materials

In a live broadcast on Hot Swen TV today, the country’s president said that this is a major security threat to the country as most of this children grow up into professional armed robbers. “This armed robbers are so sophisticated that our police cannot handle them , they kill police men like chickens , I am sure they have been practicing since when they were children , the problem is that the ones that play police don’t pursue that career but the children that play thief pursue their own career in stealing “ the president said .

Any child found playing police and thief from now on, the thieves group will be arrested while the police group will be enrolled into the police college for further training


FG ODERS ARREST OF CHILDREN PLAYING POLICE AND THIEF

Etumgbe: http://www.theheraldng.com/arik-flight-makes-emergency-landing-as-pregnant-woman-gives-birth-onboard/

HenryQuest: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/well-frustrate-new-pdp-in-rivers-wike/

kamdyjenny: I love dis IK of bigbrother wonder why he is married sef! He is d major reason I watch d bigbrother sunday show

JomoGbomo2: .....until we understand the word diversity, we will always be fighting in this country for no reason.

and who said they want to go for NYSC, they just have been coerced by the "law".

I respect them for being true to what they believe despite all odds in the world and I wonder how many of us do believe in anything to this level-that we will stand odd out of the crowd.

sindyko: Hw wuld u feel, if a girl of 15 year of urs caught with a guy severally, would u commend her for that?. Why would u deterrent against bad habit because that's wat u do severally molesting a girl of under 10 when there is no scripture of ur religion that curb it. It's a major phenomenon to deal or discipline a girl for that.

bittyend: Hell yeah, I'm a goon. Certified gunman, I don't need shooters! One-man army and I keep the 357 handy, but the .45 is my favourite.

Have they ever busted your cap with a glock, pistol whip you, shoot you in the azz, and make you crip walk and blood walk at the same time? That's what I do to savages from Nigger-area. You freaking animals!