₦airaland Forum

berem: Smh! Some peeps do need deliverance I swear! Am already scared reading all these nightmare stories. "Picks up my slippers and runs away from thread"

seconded my broda!!!! Running away, night don reach...

damoskiy: HAD A DREAM SOME PARTICULAR SET OF PEOPLE RUN AFTER ME.THERE IS NO WHERE I WOULD STAY THEY WON'T CATCH ME.THEY ARE ALWAYS ON UNIFORM.I HAVE THIS DREAM ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS

haaa!!! Uniform Bros u are in trouble....better go for deliverance oh!!

Royalty1: Please Note that I stumbled upon this write up on "Colours Of Life" Facebook Page and I can't but wonder, Have I been eating my noodles wrongly all these while?

"BEWARE NOODLE LOVERS : COOKING INSTANT NOODLES IN WRONG WAY IS VERY DANGEROUS FOR HEALTH..

Many of us find it convenient to just cook a packet of instant noodles when we are hungry. Here is a piece of information to share so that we can remove the potential health hazard of consuming such foods. Maybe you should print this and pin it up in the kitchen or dining room as reminder or in your purse if you are always travelling. DO NOT IGNORE THIS ... Especially those fond of easy- to-cook Instant noodles.
WRONG WAY OF COOKING NOODLES:
Normally, how we cook the instant noodles is to put the noodles into a pot withwater, throw in the powder and let it cook for around 3 minutes and then it's ready to eat. This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles. By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder,normally with MSG, it will change the molecular structure of the MSG, causing it to be toxic. The other thing that you may or may not realize is that, the noodles are coated with wax and it will take around 4 to 5 days for the body to excrete the wax after you have eaten the noodles.

CORRECT METHOD:
1. Boil the noodles in a pot of water.
2. Once the noodles are cooked, take out the noodles, and throw away the water which contains wax.
3. Boil another pot of water, add the cooked noodles into the hot boiling water and then turn off the stove.
4. Only at this stage when the stove is off, and while the water is very hot, add the flavouring powder into the water, to make noodle soup.
5. However, if you need dry noodles, remove the noodles and add the flavouring powder and toss it to get dry noodles."

What do you think people?

guy, which kind talk be dis na? Respect ur self oh!!!....na tuwo we dey chop?

Ijebulogic: Haba, N5m (less than 20,000 GBP) cant even buy a disabled access vehicle. Why do we continue to insult these good men and women who flew the flag and did us proud as billions watched world-wide? Meanwhile, our information ministry will gladly pay millions of dollars for a 30 second CNN clip on "Nigeria, good people, good nation" story. The Gold winners deserve disabled access vehicles and N20m cash in 5,000 naira notes please.

guy, just shut da hell up if u don't know what to say!!!

alaoeri: But to be sincere why are non muslim producing such thing to intimidate muslims, this ain't the 1st, 2nd or 3rd time & they know what its all result to. Unlike xtians, muslims doesn't like someone mocking their religion then why not desist from the act for peace to reign.

no one likes anyone insulting their religion...but must it reult to violence?

I really don't understand why an Illegal school will run for 5 years without anyone (people and government) knowing its all a scam

kheart: and when ll u people (xtians) stick ur insults to jesus alone (whom u claim to be ur god).

u dey mad!!!

How does one know he's banned?

AmBeautiful: Keep your hands to yourself.

den keep your mouth to yourself...no need too chop d food....longthroat...lol.

ismhab: ANY BODY WHO HAD HAND IN GHADDAFI'S DEAD, BY THE GRACE OF GOD HE WILL DIE THE WAY GHADDAFI WAS KILLED.

you are a monkey...

Omo....this thing long oh!!! "Yawns!!!" Plenty talk joor....

Oya send him to the museum...he'll be of great use... ;DOya send him to the museum...he'll be of great use...

Therez no such thing as the "one"...it only exists in the movies. Wake up peeps...

Honestly, ill say dis....therez no such thing as love. Its just a mirage...it doesn't exist.

Make una no worryn na just udeme and peper soup wey she drink...she will be fine.

Na fire oh!!! For PH??

adora4u1: These rules only work with matured and enlightened women. Do these with a lesser woman and she is sure going to take the man for granted and think he is a fool!

these rules are not for blackberry and brzilian hair women ohhh!!!

Money, and more money.... Love join small shaa!!! But still money.

Lol

ability4life: pls we are all aware of the damages the boko men has cause the nation and many family so there should be well tortured but not innocent people who dont know what is wrong,because something you may be sufering innocent person so caution should be taking.people should not be beating to confess what there dont known about,this is nigeria where uniform men go about victimizing people.

guy, u are a mad man.

They should be hung.....with nails hit on every part of their head while they are been burnt slowly. They should be put in a pit where there are poisonous snakes (slow poison). They should be skinned alive and fed to cochroaches.....after all these, they should be beheaded. Nonsense wicked BH.

Nonsense!!!! Infact make dem even comot 50,000 note.....mtchewwww

Ya'll supposed to know one verry important thing...its a bitter truth though...NO SUCH THING AS TRUE LOVE. Gone are those days. Presently, technology and money have changed peoples mentality drastically. Ill say dis, when ever u see anyone and u are ready to marry....just go ahead and pray it works out but still expect the worst. Piple, believing in true love is the worst mistake u can make in ur life cos its believing in something that doesn't exist....ILLUSION.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nwokem... That news is fake..

You cant have a 5000 Naira denomination without first having a 2000 Naira denomination..

Also if your reason why the 5000 naira note is bad idea is because 'Some cant afford to spend 1000 Naira a week', then you have no business discussing the demerits of the 5000Naira note let alone opening an online thread about it...

MODS!! WHY DO YOU TAKE DELIGHT IN PUTTING USELESS THREADS ON THE FRONTPAGE?! We have already tackled this 5000 Naira issue over a month ago.. [/quote]dude, its not fake news, it was on vanguard news paper. I personally saw it.

werepeLeri: I dont believe you just said that rubbish! What motives are you asking for? That the worshipers took his wife or wives or what?

this caseless guy is a vagabond, a bastard and a vulture. Idiot.

caseless: Hav u confirmed d motive behind kilin b4 jumpin into conclusion and finger-pointing?

I think u are very stupid,...is there supposed to be a motive for killing someone?.....idiot fool like you. Bastard.

They should be set ablaze, and while they are burning, their bodies should be matcheted continously till their whole body is in pieces....then their remains should be sent in a fucking body bag to their families......wicked people.

Laugh wan kill me die for here....but Naija witches and wizards no get network for london naa.....lol...Naijja, I hail O

Yeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Sse winch!!!!!

Davido na small pikin wey still ddey suck. Breast. Idiot.....