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Business / Re: CBN Announces Price Verification System Portal (PVS) by mkpurumma090(f): 2:13pm On Aug 18, 2023
Portal without network...

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Politics / Re: I Was Poisoned - Nyesom Wike (Video) by mkpurumma090(f): 9:13pm On Jun 18, 2023
Why your liver and kidne go work??
No be you dey drink 5m Alcohol

Wine de Drunkard

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha's Convoy Attacked In Imo, Police Officer Killed by mkpurumma090(f): 9:08pm On Jun 18, 2023
Okoroawusa si ngwere biara ya oriri...

During his time did he do anything about insecurity?? instead he went and sold imo people to Fulani by given hope uzodimma chance..

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Romance / Re: You Were Sleeping And Saw This At Night, What Would You Do (photo) ? by mkpurumma090(f): 9:01pm On Jun 18, 2023
unamamatoto:
Mkpurumma090, what would you do ? undecided undecided

I go jakpa for a short period of time

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Religion / Re: Father Mbaka's Removal Adoration Ministry: Worshippers Attack New Priest by mkpurumma090(f): 8:21am On Oct 04, 2022
Broveens42:



But the problem is that the Bishop still wanna retain the Yahoo Yahoo spot, So people will continue donating ...if he is serious, he should discuss with some other diocese for mbaka's transfer and close down the ministry which was not even a parish anyway grin

You have point here
But that Yahoo pissed me off

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Food / Re: See How To Make An Easy And Delicious Fried Rice Meal (pics & Video) by mkpurumma090(f): 6:58pm On Jul 15, 2022
Tumeric Fried Rice

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Politics / Re: Governor Hope Uzodinma Wore $800,000 Wrist Watch - Deji Adeyanju (Photos) by mkpurumma090(f): 11:41pm On Jul 14, 2022
Jagabanofafrica:
IPOB are useless, they criticise anything connected to APC

You can't grow with this character, useless people

Ewu Fulani...
Castrated Fulani mugu

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Religion / Re: Soludo Demolishes Odumeje’s Church In Anambra This Morning (Pictures) by mkpurumma090(f): 5:58am On Jul 08, 2022
buksarki:
Nigeria churches and mosque should be paying taxes.
Honestly ooo

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly Inlove With by mkpurumma090(f): 6:06am On Jul 06, 2022
Zukwanuike ndi Nigerian money forum cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: 27-yr-old Man Kills His Girlfriend For Calling Off Their Four-year Relationship by mkpurumma090(f): 7:22pm On Jul 02, 2022
RedMac:


hmmmmmm... no wahala
how does this quote concern you??

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Religion / Re: Mbaka: I Will Not Worship At Catholic Church Again - Nigerian Man by mkpurumma090(f): 4:37am On Jun 29, 2022
Cypress042:
Mere facebook Ranting as usual cheesy

I doubt if this man's ranting would pass the facebook group he posted it.

What would a small Rat do to a bag of rice

Nothing undecided

At least his ranting has passed Nairaland Forum

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Health / Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by mkpurumma090(f): 7:27pm On Jun 22, 2022
Bobochicago:
It all on your mind. There is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation . I open a lot of thread on nairaland and I see people erroneously linking masturbation to various health or spiritual issues without any empirical data to back it up . I know people who masturbate intermittently (when they have a relationship) / every day (when they are single ) for the last 15 years , they didn’t lose weight, neither did they fall sick . You won’t know except they tell you and they are definitely one of the smartest peeps in school as well .
Bro , there is absolutely nothing wrong with you , and there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation. Don’t let any religion fanatic make you feel guilty after masturbating , that might account for the “sick feeling “ you get after masturbating

SAY YES TO MASTURBATION


STOP PROMOTING EVIL...

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Politics / Re: Graphic Photos From Ondo Catholic Church Attack by mkpurumma090(f): 4:41pm On Jun 05, 2022
May the souls of faithful departed
Through the mercy of God rest in peace and May their souls rest in perfect peace Amen..

It's well !!!

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Religion / Re: What Are Your Favourite Bible Characters? by mkpurumma090(f): 2:46pm On Jun 05, 2022
Elizabeth and Mary

And

Queen Esther
Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Donates Borehole, Distributes Items In Abuja To Mark Birthday by mkpurumma090(f): 12:41pm On Jun 05, 2022
Wetin concern me?
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: Big Bumbum Cannot Keep A Man by mkpurumma090(f): 9:39pm On Jun 02, 2022
pyyxxaro:
I just de imagine the way all the oil for this gal Ukwu go explode when she don finally enter Hellfire undecided


Gals when get this type of Ukwu , their mess de loud ehn undecided

And who are you to predict her going to hell ?? Okpo!!
Romance / Re: How Do I Control My Girlfriend Sharp Mouth by mkpurumma090(f): 6:38pm On Jun 02, 2022
Guy go date your fellow guy e go better for you ooo
Romance / Re: 19-year-old Girl Beaten To Pulp By Her Boyfriend In Delta State (photos) by mkpurumma090(f): 6:28pm On Jun 02, 2022
Ntorrrrr!

That serves girls right who looks for a dick. Mtcheeew!!!!!
Crime / Re: Chinese Man, Li Lei Lei, Sentenced To 2 Years In Prison For Tearing ₦3,200 by mkpurumma090(f): 5:56pm On Jun 01, 2022
They should release him Biko. Naira wey no get value .... Stupid country and stupid currency Stupid people
Sports / Re: Man Utd Confirm Paul Pogba's Exit by mkpurumma090(f): 1:12pm On Jun 01, 2022
Red devils
Romance / Re: Help Out I Got Two Girls Pregnant by mkpurumma090(f): 12:50pm On Jun 01, 2022
Carry them dey go their husbands house

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out As Her Husband Calls His Sidechick To Cook In Her Presence by mkpurumma090(f): 11:31am On Jun 01, 2022
Tokskob2008:
When you claim or want to claim useless always remember there's a replacement for you somewhere around the corner. Most ladies think because they are now married nothing else can happen and everything henceforth will have to be on their terms alone.

The man no even try cos if I was the one I wouldn't go out to meet the lady but rather tell her to come and prepare it for me in my house. Shebi she is tired and doesn't have good words to go with it abi? When she sees she as a competition her head will reset or she goes back to her father's house to get the deserved rest she craves for.

Make she die cause she don marry abi?

If she die cause of overstress after six months of burial he go go marry another one put for house... Thunder fire you der...

Na your type dey claim Alpha man and redpiller for outside but inside you be ice cube... Idiot cry

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Lived To Regret The Rest Of Your Life by mkpurumma090(f): 8:38am On Jun 01, 2022
MJACORY:
I regretted showing this little girl of the same bloodline my proto ,Hard erection gat me bad that year 2018 kanji nah bastard ,I had no choice telling the innocent girl make she come use her hand rub am so I go feel am, but on the other way round Im still glad till date that she ain't touch it she get out of the house ,later later my matter cast ,but nah family matter e no reach out , I still call them Sha and I do speak to my aburo thank God she didn't touch and I no nack am , family for don scatter �


Lol angry grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Lived To Regret The Rest Of Your Life by mkpurumma090(f): 8:25am On Jun 01, 2022
My regret is, wasting 4years of my life with wrong person...

Ekwensu in human form

Odourlous Monkey

Had l known is always my last word

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Family / Re: Is It Wrong Or I Am Over Reacting by mkpurumma090(f): 3:04pm On May 31, 2022
Story
Romance / Re: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by mkpurumma090(f): 12:10pm On May 29, 2022
[quote author=Nicepoker post=113276444][/quote]

Mtcheeew!
Romance / Re: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by mkpurumma090(f): 9:23am On May 29, 2022
Nicepoker:
keep going you are free. But remember
. Look that this Innocent undecided

Nonsense thing
Romance / Re: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by mkpurumma090(f): 7:48am On May 29, 2022
Nicepoker:
Using the opportunity to advertise your lesbian status.
. And what's your business?
Forum Games / Re: Check This Out And Tell Us Your Scores by mkpurumma090(f): 11:03am On May 28, 2022
25 marks

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Romance / Re: Prostitutes Force Man Without Money To Pay For Sex To Wash Their Clothes (Video) by mkpurumma090(f): 6:56am On May 28, 2022
They will be claiming Alpha men undecided when meeting them... Stupid guys

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Romance / Re: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by mkpurumma090(f): 10:25pm On May 27, 2022
Slynation:
This one just want to use this small opportunity and look for a lesbian partner...!!

And what's your business?
Fashion / Re: Body Count Tattoo: Hit Or Miss (photo) by mkpurumma090(f): 10:22pm On May 27, 2022
Hit!

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