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PetsRe: Police Search For Man Who Painted Dog Like Tiger To Scare Locals In Malaysia by mmaster: 11:58pm On Sep 13, 2020
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DICKstractor:
What will he be charged of?

Animal impersonation?
THIS IS DOG FORGERY
HealthRe: 216 New COVID-19 Cases, 50 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 18 (916 Tested) by mmaster: 1:26am On May 19, 2020
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TRADELYN:
The NCDC cannot win this fight alone. They need to work with a lot of public and private stakeholders in the health sector to achieving remarkable progress.
cry cry cry

For example, working with the National Primary Healthcare Development Agency for mass testing as well as Local Government Authorities would achieve so much gains.

We need to re-strategise well.
YOU WANT TO BURST THEIR BUBBLE AND EXPOSE THEM? DON'T YOU THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY SUPPOSED TO DO? OF COURSE THEY DO, BUT THEY WON'T SO THAT THEY CAN KEEP DECEIVING PEOPLE WITH THEIR SOCCER LEAGUE RESULTS EVERYDAY. THEY KNOW IF THEY ALLOW OTHERS TO COME IN TO HELP, THE SECRET WILL BE OPEN SO INSTEAD THEY TAKE THE MONOPOLY OF THE WHOLE SITUATION. NCDC MY FOOT. CORRUPT INDIVIDUALS EVERYWHERE DANCING TO THE TUNE OF THEIR CORRUPT POLITICIANS. AND DEMONSTRATING TO US AND PORTRAYING TO US A SERIOUS OUTLOOK, BUNCH OF NOLLYWOOD WANNABES. SPIT
HealthRe: Lockdown: Ogun Conducts Online Poll On Whether Lockdown Should Continue by mmaster: 11:58am On May 14, 2020
AUDIO POLL BY AUDIO PEOPLE. USELESS GOVT. LET THEM DO VOTING BY ONLINE POLL AND LET'S SE IF THEY WILL ENTER, NONESENSE, SPIT
HealthRe: Sanwo-Olu Launches “Whistle Blower” Hotlines. Report Lockdown Ease Order Breaker by mmaster: 1:32pm On May 04, 2020
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afroniger:
https://thenationonlineng.net/lagos-to-discharged-patients-self-isolate-for-14-days/
YEYE PEOPLE, IF SOMEONE BLOWS WHISTLE THAT A CONDUCTOR IS NOT WEARING FACEMASK, WILL THEY COME AND BE PURSUING HIM ABOUT, FROM OSHODI TO MILE 2 TO CELE TO APAPA? ABI HOW WILL THEY CATCH SUCH PERSON? AUDIO WHISTLE BLOWING.
FamilyRe: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by mmaster: 4:37pm On Apr 29, 2020
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Lordsonn:
Greetings to you all. I want to go straight to the point. I opened this account because of my marital problems.

From the day I met my wife, she was after marriage. In less than two weeks of meeting her, she started pressurizing me to meet her family members which I succumbed to.

These are what she told me at the beginning of the relationship:

1) She had HND from Kaduna Polytechnics
2) She has Diploma in Computer Science
3) She is a professional cake baker
4) She was three months pregnant
5) That she was 27 years

My discoveries after marriage:

1) She doesn’t have any HND, infact no good WAEC result
2) She cannot even connect laptop to printer and print. She don’t know much about computer at all.
3) She doesn’t know how to bake cake. I discovered that the cake I asked her to bake for me, she gave the contract to her friend.
4) She was never pregnant. She had fibroid and that made her tummy big
5) She was 33 years.

NOTE: the reasons why I believed all she told me at the beginning was because she was a prophetess in her church. She speaks in tongues and prophesy many times and most of the prophecies came to pass.

I was even surprised that in less than two weeks of our relationship, she made move for sex and we started having sex. I did not even think of pre-marital sex because I thought she was a holy woman.

The problems after marriage: several people began to beg me to forgive her and continue with the marriage. I find it difficult but she was still living in my house. I was just being forced my her family and her family members persuaded some of my family members to beg me too. I tried to love her but hatred for her was just building in my heart.

The fibroid surgery was successfully done and she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. I thought the coming of the child may make me to forgive her but I could not recover from her betrayal. I even hate her more.

She wrote WAEC last session and got nine credits but the memory of her betrayal is giving me a lot of psychological trauma. I love an educated woman and cannot see myself glued to an illiterate woman in the name of marriage.

Major problems that made me sent her out:

1) She refused to go to my church. She always want to go to her church and even want me to join her there which I refused.
2) She doesn’t like education at all. She hate going to school and will never carry book to read.
3) Anytime I have disagreement with her, she will call her elder brother. And they will come and talk to me, sometimes in a very condescending manner
4) She is not submissive, very arrogant and talks with anger, authoritatively.
5) She is a societal woman, she loves joining several associations of women and be going to meetings every sunday which I don't like.
6) She value clothes more than human being. She can use any money from the family purse to buy Hollandis, lase, George etc just to dress to her church for show off. I am introvert but she is extremely extrovert.

I sent her out of my house three weeks ago. She is trying to come back in the disguise that she doesn’t want her child to be only one, that it will make the child suffer in the future but I told her I cannot allow her to my house again. I love my little child and I cannot live with such a woman who is full of lies and pretense. I just have hatred for such kind of people.

What do you think I should do?
You married a slay queen and probably a possessed lady. Talking from experience
PoliticsRe: Governors Agree On 14-Day National COVID-19 Lockdown by mmaster: 7:12am On Apr 23, 2020
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totit:
I wants to believe this has more to do with the state's bordershuh
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS BEING SAID. WHEN THEY SAID INTERSTATE, IT MEANS NO MOVEMENT FROM OME STATE TO THE OTHER, THEY DON'T MEAN, NO MOVEMENT WITHIN A STATE. MOST PEOPLE JUST READ, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Northern Nigeria At High Risk — Gates Foundation by mmaster: 8:09am On Apr 17, 2020
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agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/coronavirus-northern-nigeria-at-high-risk-gates-foundation.html
WHAT IS WITH THIS BILL GATES SELF. NA WETIN BE THERE PROBLEM SELF. WICKED SOULS
HealthRe: Ben Ayade: If You Wear Face Mask, No Need For Social Distancing (Video) by mmaster: 3:59pm On Apr 09, 2020
What kind of governor be dis? So face mask will now prevent transmission via hands? Abi what is even going on in this country self? Some people will not mind their business and they will be pokenosing in areas that don't concern them
BusinessRe: How Has Coronavirus Affected Your Business? by mmaster: 9:40pm On Apr 04, 2020
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joshi24:
For me it has affected my business negatively by not allowing my customers purchase goods (footwears) from me with excuse of using the little at hand for feeding.

How has it affected your business(covid-19) positively or negatively share your experience?
BADLY AS IN BADLY, I MEAN VERY BAD, SERIOUSLY BAD.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Signs The Covid19 Regulations (2020) by mmaster: 5:55am On Mar 31, 2020
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naptu2:
President Muhammadu Buhari has signed the Covid19 Regulations (2020) in compliance with the Quarantine Act of 1926.

https://twitter.com/NGRPresident/status/1244753917797371904

https://twitter.com/NGRPresident/status/1244754286573228036?s=19[/quote]AFTER THOUGHT. NONESENSE
PoliticsRe: Sowore: For Revealing That Abba Kyari Has Coronavirus Buhari Regime To Detain Me by mmaster: 10:11am On Mar 27, 2020
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Tpharell:
Anyone who watched the health ministers briefing of yesterday (Thursday) would understand what’s going on. His reaction when a journalist merely mentioned the name of the infected ‘presidential aide’ was epic! Despite the abundant evidence out there people in power are still trying to pull the wool over our faces. The way the journalist was accosted by mr minister suggests someone is under strict instruction to steer clear of the ABBA kyari issue.
THE HEALTH MINISTER THAT READ ACCOUNTANCY. LOL. NYESOM WIKE EXPOSED HIM. WHAT CAN HE DO? SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE
PoliticsRe: Change Amotekun’s Name To ‘Oduduwa Guards’ – MURIC by mmaster: 2:09pm On Mar 20, 2020
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Osagyefo98:
We need more men like Prof Akintola in west. Very visionary and upholding of the tenets of Islam.

May Allah bless his family.


We need him to do more about setting up sharia laws and court in south west.

His vision is well appreciated by all.
Useless and jobless post. Why is he so concerned about just a name? any name they like they give them so far it is effective, period.
CrimeRe: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by mmaster: 10:03am On Mar 07, 2020
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SultanOfPuna:
As far as it's not Rape..
Getting PAID To Go Raw and Cum Inside and impregnate a Woman Sounds Like A Good Job..
Those Guys dey Flex oo
Where is the Application Form for the Able Body Men??


Mumu, go and tell that to Surrogate Mothers
That Get Paid to Carry Another Man's Sperm and Child??
abeg u girls can be hypocrites and dumb at times..SMH
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TOO IF YOUR SISTER IS AMONG, OR MAYBE YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF SUCH ESTABLISHMENT, NO WONDER, THE THING DEY SMELL FOR YOUR BODY, YOU WANT TO RETURN TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM
CrimeRe: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by mmaster: 10:00am On Mar 07, 2020
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drizslim:
No be say I like fraud but where d location dey. Unemployment don nearly finish me for this country
Your sister will be among one day, as you dey look for employment
RomanceRe: Man And Lady Die After Sex In Port Harcourt by mmaster: 5:42pm On Mar 06, 2020
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hisexcellency34:
Hard sexhuh?? Were you with them when they were doing ithuh??
WHAT IS IT AGAIN, IF IT IS NOT HARD SEX YOU HEARD TWO PEOPLE DIED DURING THE ACTION FILM AMD YOU ARE STILL QUERRYING THE OP HOW HE CAME TO KNOW IT IS HARD SEX, IF IT IS NOT HARD SEX, HOW WOULD TWO PEOPLE DIED AND AGAIN YOU READ THAT THE MAN'S PRICK STILL DEY HARD, HENEHEN, THAT WAN NA HARD SEX NA, ABI?
CrimeRe: Delta: Father Of Six Commits Suicide Over Wife's Infidelity by mmaster: 8:38am On Mar 05, 2020
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thorpido:
Send the wife packing if she's cheating and you can't take it.Why take your life and make your children fatherless?Now they have to suffer for no fault of theirs.
Selfish man!
YOU SAID HIS CHILDREN AS IF YOU CONDUCTED PATERNAL TEST ON THEM. FOR A WOMAN WHO CHEATS, THOSE CHILDREN MIGHT BE FROM ANOTHER MEN. SHAMELESS SET OF FEMALE FOLKS. PUBLIC TOILET S AND PUBLIC DOGS. SOME WOMEN HERE THAT SUPPORT SUCH BEHAVIOR, I HOPE THEIR MOTHER ALSO GAVE BIRTH TO THEM THROUGH THAT MEANS. SPIT.
RomanceRe: A Friend Trying To Snatch My Girlfriend by mmaster: 11:17pm On Mar 04, 2020
My girlfriend doesn't know my place, we had a little quarrel on Friday night so she tried calling me on Sunday so she could pay me a visit at home. Unfortunately I was away from home and I also forgot my phone at home as well.

So she called a friend of mine who happened to be a neighbor and explained to him that I wasn't answering her calls and made him understand i was angry with her so she wants to come see me and apologize. So he described a meeting place so he could pick her up and bring her to my place but unknowingly this guy had another motive, he met up with my girlfriend, took her to a nearby fast food and they ate, after which he took her to his own house and went ahead introducing her to his family.

The thing is that this guy happened to be a person I called my friend, he went ahead making advances to my girlfriend, forgetting why she initially called for his help. She said she couldn't express her anger at him as she wasn't used to the area and would need his help to get back home too.

Even though I met her through him as they were neighbours while in school, he made it clear to me that he doesn't like her, even she said it in front of us that she doesn't like him before we started dating and all that but to my surprise he has actually made advances at her on 2 occasions and went as far as wanting to force a kiss on her and I'm quite fed up.

I don't know what course of action I should take next to put an end to this and I'm in need of your advice as I won't want to handle it wrongly


Then your girlfriend is a dense. Is she a dog that someone can snatch or doesn't she have brain? To decide what she wants. Some women will just behave as if they can't decide on their own. How can a man snatch you, when you are not a wallet or bag. Are females inanimate object, that we hear snatch my wife, my girlfriend etc.
FamilyRe: Kean Itubo Itari Umasala Is Dead! Oldest Woman In Rivers Dies At 160 Years by mmaster: 5:33pm On Mar 04, 2020
[quote author=GboyegaD post=87165100]May her soul rest in perfect peace. How was her age calculated though?[/ds



Using carbon dating
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari Celebrates Pastor Adeboye At 78, Says He Always Told Leaders Truth by mmaster: 8:41pm On Mar 02, 2020
[quote author=Chrisbeks post=87114939]I don't recall Adeboye ever telling Buxhari the truth[/quote

Maybe you were not there when he told him, so face your life. ]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Find A Real Work-from-home Job (and Avoid The Scam) by mmaster: 10:22am On Mar 02, 2020
[quote author=PatrickOkunima post=87096384]https://patrickokunima.com/how-to-find-a-real-work-from-home-job-and-avoid-the-scam/

So do you have any one in mind? Kindly share
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by mmaster: 8:24pm On Feb 29, 2020
Solomon8144:
Hahahahaha

Never been this happy all my life grin grin cheesy cheesy

I'm giving 5k to the first 5 people to drop their bank details immediately the final whistle is blown , if Liverpool lose today cool

AND THE FALL HAS BEGUN
PoliticsRe: N700,000: Nigerian Senators Monthly Salary Revealed by mmaster: 11:08am On Feb 28, 2020
tsephanyah:
Not bad
Not true

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