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Till i enter UK.

Karemarealty288:
Dude be like.....

Exactly.

How come NNPC go dey shoot dem sef for leg? Na own goal be dis o.

Na temple run practice?

Spirit247:
Of cause! Why is the first Person that coined the Word Computer WIZARD (and Introduced himself to the World as such back then) so obsessed with Mosquitos, because Human Blood is involved. know the Power of Human Blood, carefully catch a Mosquito that has sucked Blood, break one wing without allowing the insect to squeeze(I've done this many times, always shocked by same result) and put it in Fire on Stove where You clearly Observe. You will be shocked how long it takes Life to leave the Mosquito. The Mosquito Cells would start Come Alive energized by the Human Blood in a way that shocks. It swells up to x 20 of the size you caught takes minutes for it to be burnt unlike when it has not sucked. I'm a Scientist, so all Scientist should be glad to do this.
https://www.nairaland.com/8051168/why-satan-demonic-spirits-obsessed

Will try your experiment as well.

Hope no adverse effect.

Too harsh a punishment. Let our politicians receive such. Less than N1million naira that is not close to the N1trillion stupid Ndume was talking about.

Days of PES.

Dey play. las las you go enter prison.

Tinubu will not give you kobo without taking back naira from you.

SadiqBabaSani:
1. Health - 10k but do not fall sick, else you die, better still least it can buy Paracetamol.

2. Food- 10k for the month, buy two basket of garri, sugar and groundnut. Forget protein it is for the politicians.

3. Education - 12k or forget school, let your children stay at home.

4. Transport- 10k Any how you get to your workplace is your business, if you cannot cope, resign.


5. Electricity - 5k

6. Others- 8

I don laugh tire. You really know how the government dey think. We go pursue dem when time reach. I no go die without bringing down bad government, so help me God.

Stupid question. Una go just carry stupid matter come koboland like say na only una get inlaws. Funny enough the stupid post fit dey make front page when better post never smell the front page.

Stupid country!

Can the president be impeached soon also?

The pictures don't look Nigerians.

And i guess this is your weekly routine.

money121:
How much will get you these in Today's Nigeria Market?

If you enter market buy all those things yourself without having political food voucher, then i take you to be a ritualist.

Just look for the house he build with the 160k pounds given to him as a result of his stupid utterances and burn it down. Let him start afresh and know the pains people go through to make it in life (sometimes through JAPA).

CrossRhodes:
It's still valid till rapture day

Will always steal this your quote for other important posts.

Childish team.

You be really Legend for the game.

pointblank247:
My own is that I don't pity any Nigerian government because of how much they spend on themselves. I truly don't care. The Nigerian worker of today should be paid the minimum of 100k so as to cope a bit.
I and my wife had tea this morning.
4 sachet Milo tea 600
I tin of liquid milk 700
A medium sized loaf of bread 900
Sugar 100
Total #2300
Just tea for a man a wife this morning

This na just for breakfast o. What if you add lunch and supper to it. We are finished.

Sorry for the sad event.

Life2ways:
3 and half cups of Garri for N1000?

I think at this point dying is the best option. Even people that are up to 85 years old have said this kind of hardship never happened in Nigeria before.

Who did I offend in this country? I didn't vote for Tinubu but look at what I'm suffering today.

I don't think I can bear this any longer. After all i saw a video of Buba Galadima telling hungry Nigerians who cannot cope with Tinubu goverment to "die. I think he was referring to me.

Someone that is still looking for a job? How do you want me to survive in this?

Honestly I'm tired.

Don't die o. Revolution will take place soon. This government think we are mumu. They will push us to a state of no going back on REVOLUTION.

Wickedness by Indians.

Good luck.

All of una wey dey always drop have article come dey find who go click on one stupid link dey MAD.

When 2024 just come out, you dey want make people buy your 2022 product.

Tell that to those you have killed.

TheDemola:
Fraudiola
Congratulations to him. But let him do it without spending big again.

How?

That name Tinubu is synonymous to . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Omawumi17:
Rate me on a scale of 1 to 5

If you be man you try wella. But if you be woman, you still try.