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Dey cnt stay away from the bridge cos they hav to cross to the otherside of the road, which if they dont use the 'kille pedestrian bridge' for will get them arrested by the state's KAI official and of course u know wht that means....3 freaking years behind bars for loving your life...

God bless U

Church keh..? Moshalashi bawo..? Wetin i wan go do inside either of them..? Library...Library nd more Libraries plz

For mi its CAD works...jst seat down and start modeling AutoCad,3Ds max and yez ma favourite tool PDMS,1 day without it n m dead

danielng: Hi AccoPen,

Hope you are doing good.

I don't need to post it hear, honestly my reason is because of how people in the part of the world see Punters (bettors). They categorize us as 'irresponsible' but i don't care since i a make a living from it, probably those people don't earn up to 50k/mnt from jobs they do hear.

I sent in this piece because of edomankede who needs information. You can make further research ok, no information is hidden!

Dan.

Hi Dan i need the info on the sport betting thing pls send it to mallory.kamson@gmail.com.
Thanks Kamson

bigmodo: I am looking for a proofreader who is fluent in english to proofread any article i write. The articles are usually submitted to Ezinearticles so it need to pass their grammar, spelling, punctuation and sentence structure requirements. I will pay 80 naira per article. The article usually ranges from 400 words to 600 words. If you can do this, message me at bigmodo at gmail dot com

Hello there,
I m interested in your Ad if its still available, you can contact me on jinad.olaitan@hotmail.com or 07038898812.
Although i write also but its been a very long time i did that, maybe reading your's could wake the sleeping giant in me. Hopefully i ll hear from you soon.
Thanks for your time

acidtalk: Some of the Applicants are from this same nairaland.
He said he posted the vancacies here and people ackwoledged the fact they saw it in this forum.

Now you've got me thinking somehow the applicants might have been right afterall, when you that claimed to know it all find it hard to correctly spell 'vacancies', as if that is not enough you still think they got the information 'IN this forum'.

Whn God said we shld lov our neighbors as ourslves he did nt mean d person nxt door,IMHO he knew u ll b a xtian n ur neighbor a muslim,judhist,budhist,oro cultist or whteva he choses to practise, yet God expects us to LOVE dem as ourslves.
Com to fink of it,1.hw cn u lov smbdy u dnt lik his or her way of life? Sec sch social studies taught mi dt religion s a way of life,2.hw cn u lov smthn u dnt understn? U knw it s nt possible.
In otherwords wht i fink God s tellin us here s 2learn enough abt our neighbour's religion and undstand their ways of life,knw d dos and donts of their religion,tolerate dem and dont condemn their acts(calling dem names)dont tag dem citizens of hell cos God does nt care wht religion u practised on earth so as to b able to liv togeda in peace.

Lmao,he s a vry badt sharp guy

ROTF LMFAO

Exponental: Maybe we shld ask him if he would 4giv her if she asked 4 4givness 4 phucking anoda guy, his neighbor, family or friend.

I will 4gv dt also bt dt does nt mean d relatnshp stl stand.
I 4gv d kiss ish cuz she ws sincere enuf 2tel mi nd bsyds if i end a relatnshp cuz of dt smal ish,do i knw wht d nxt gf wll B...hw many reatnshps do i hav2 end cuz of smfin we cal talk ova?
D slip ova thin jst kinda caught mi by surprise,maks mi fil like she s takin ma open mindednes 4 granted

cindyrella: You already said No,what do you want again?

Yp cindy i said NO nd m nt supos 2 wnt smfin else again bt fink of ít dearie,cn u ask such of ur bf? F u dnt hav1,cn u cros state line jst 2 visit a random fwnd?...does dt sound gudt 2u?
Doe i said NO i stl wan knw f i ws 2 harsh cuz ama open minded dude.

Sijo01: You'v already said NO. What else do you want us to say......tell you to reverse your NO to YES

Lyk i said:dumb responses are welcom

I said NO nd told her neva 2 ask of such again cuz its absurd nd unreasonable,cus i dnt evn knw enough guys dt wil lt dere gf visit som random guy @his crib 4 no reasn lt alone 'slip ova' nd it got mi thinkin:wht on earth ws she finking b4 asking such nd f i had said yes would she go ahead n slip ova? Combak n tel mi nofin hapnd or....?plz fellow NLers i fink m goin crazy cuz i dnt knw wht2 fink...Help s needed..
Dumb responses re allowd also,i kan filter jst wht i need..

2goodbobo: How old are you? And how old is your girl friend?

I m 23 nd she s 20

Hi peepz.....
I ve never posted anythin here on NL or somplaze else b4 but dis is kinda 2mch 4mi 2 deal wit without help.
I hav a GF whom i lov,cherish,trust and respect sooo much. Our relatnshps almost a year nd we v had our good n bad times,we always com out stronger despite it all.
Dis issue startd since she met dis new frnd 'male' whch she told mi abt...doe i dnt trust her arnd d guy bt i cnt stop her 4rm meetin new peepz.
Cut d story shrt she visited him 1 tym like dis nd she told mi dey had a kiss,i forgv ha dt 9t cuz she told mi she ws sorry n did nt knw wht cam ova her+she sees no big deal in visiting any male fwnd dt asks her 2 pay him a visit whch i undstood dt she cld handle herslf arnd anybdy bt eva since dis happnd i always feel insecured whn she raises any topic of wantin 2 visit a male fwnd 4 no gud reason.
Bt 2nyt it took a new dimension whn she asked mi if she could visit a male fwnd of her's 'across state line' nd d guy asked her to slip ova n i said NO.

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Hehehehehe!!bro. U wicked o.u cnt wait ni

greall1: Hay house who understand Yoruba
O be baba boo
o ba obo oba.
Baba bee oba
A o ba bee

Ade dee ade ao ba dee.

M afraid it is:
Obe baba jabolu obo oba
Ao ba baba be oba
Ao baa bbe....
Tade de Ade oba
Ao baa de

mmkamson: Na todae??mtcchew
U l c some offences lyk 'mr A copied 4rm mr B(wich is punishable) den ul c insane ones lyk mr B allowed mr A 2 copy 4rm him'WTF!!!

What if mr A waz behind mr B nd mr B didnt know mr A waz copying him
Unilorin go send mr A, + mr B comot.

[quote author=Gidi-kid]"Better by force"
Some of 'em were expelled 4 extremely stupid reasonz.
And this story is very old, it happened last session.[/quote]evry session??no!!dey happen evry semesta!dey expel students 4 evry possible reason.

Na todae??mtcchew
U l c some offences lyk 'mr A copied 4rm mr B(wich is punishable) den ul c insane ones lyk mr B allowed mr A 2 copy 4rm him'WTF!!!

Na todae?mtccchhew

Unilorin 1st bank,UBA,Union bank,Zenith bankSkye bank,Finbank,GTB,2 microfinance banks,a keystone is under construction and 1 access mank's ATM. All in a part of d sch tagged banks road

stainny: what will Jonathan Gain from bombing the nation? what his the motive? who will destroy his own house?

Plz dnt tel mi u xtl dnt C wht he s got2 gain,he s a good student of political BRINKSMANSHIP dt he masterd has taken him places...3million naira daily meal.....flys anywhr anytime..4cks a wrld bank president aspirant.....n stl counting dts enouf reason 4 him 2 bomb bayeelsa self and plz make no mistak bou it 9geria s nt his or any politician's hom....dey dnt giv a sh*t bout us

Jeel: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/iraq-wants-nigeria-to-reopen-embassy-in-baghdad/

Nd here i was finkin 9geria ws iraqi Embassy already.......bomb blast evrywhr

jmaine: If we are to adopt statistical parity in having a fair judgement . .wont it be necessary we factor in the population indices of each states to come to a balanced conclusion of which state has the most educated in Nigeria . . .

A reason why Lagos is the undisputed number one cos her level of educated inhabitants would comfortably give other states a 100% literacy rate . . . while a state like kano even though with a small education literacy indices would have fared better with a smaller population . . .

So let's try factoring the population indices of each states vis-a-vis their rating in arriving to an acceptable inference . . .

Now diz s hw an educated person finkz....goin 2 school does nt mak u educated it jst makes u certificated and by dt u r expected to show some difference in ur reasoning lik U jst did.
By d way wht state re u frm? I tak it as d most educated

freshmoney: Mine is a bottle to 2 bottles of cold big stout with Fish pepper soup taken around 6pm under chilling atmosphere I like it when I am drinking beer and eating peppersoup while protecting the delicious pepper soup from the greedy flies and gisting with friends about family, Nigeria and business . It's cost effective, more traditional, and relaxing.


What is yours abeg?

Nothin beats ma Museum @ GRA ilorin...3 bottles of big stout with cowleg 4 a start.den i go behind doorz go Choko,top it up wiv 2 more bottles n ponmo.
Go home make sweet love 2ma gf......life s goooooood!