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Happy birthday

Name: Moana ***d**i

Age: Mid 20s

Occupation: Unemployed

Are you single, dating or married: unmarried

Those u like on Romance Section: Lagunna1 Kingtom McEwen Ochon Rokiatu Chocolateme the list goes on

Those u dislike on Romance section: i better not....

Those u find annoying: Eng**** yes that one

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): spyder880 skimanski


Why do you follow the people you follow: So i can stalk them isn't that obvious lol i'm creepy like that

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: i call him father of my 7children

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: A day? Lolz maybe 3 or 4 per week. No one likes me jokes im not always keen on replying every PM I get

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: no one in the romance section but a few in the family section.

Which Romancelander is fake: Haaa you all know na

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Haaa i'm still forming St Angela for the father of my 7children na haba! Don't ask nonsense questions. In fact im born again sef

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Lordreed- let his madam not catch me ooo husband material toh badt

Cfcfan- he is a soft person

R231- a perfect gentleman

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): they have such strong characters

Your favorite Romancelander(s): MrCork and his rubbish posts

Your favorite mod: R231

Funniest Romancelander(s): I will come back and tell you

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Hmmmm wait o

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Mynd44

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? I will not say his name but all i can say is he is a very troubled man, may God heal him of his iniquities

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Lagunna1 we are weird like that

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Haaa i went to church today so i will say none

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with obvious! Father of my 7children

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Does facetime count? i haven't met anyone in real life though, there was one person i was meant to meet but she never said anything to me until she left my city o maybe i bite people i don't know o

NLer(S) you consider smart: Mynd44 R231 Blackett Jaybee3 Caracta

NL member that tries too hard: If i start now ehn! I will not finish

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Moana

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Are you a learner?

How e consign you?

End time tingz

See Jamb Question

Kpe**us

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: lagunna1 thought me the last one

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: i used to back then, not anymore.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: I already know him na and its not a secret anymore

Who do u often agree with: freecocoa cococandy

Who do u consider sexy: Rokiatu...she has booty for days

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): We are all fearfully and wonderfully made

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: i dunno

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Dem plenty o

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Ai***** yes that one

laris:
Wow! In Nigeria? What a lasagna.

not in naija

What i was made to believe i was getting and what i got

OP u just wanna show off your fineboyness abi? Continue

Its beautiful

All you need to do is

1.Declutter your home
2. Always pack cooked food in containers and store it in the fridge
3. Fumigate the house
4.always keep it clean

KingTom:

i will deal with you don't worry

McEwen:
You are fool for mentioning my wife (lady moana)!!!




*drops mic*

husband material toh badt

KingTom:
Name: Thomas

Age: Very late twenties.

Occupation: Gynaecologist

Are you single, dating or married: Single

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Stephenqueen

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Twaci and Tohpahz

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: As in kiss and finger abi? Ehmmmm Mrsphyno and Moana

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Iamkingzlee, April07, Aitee1

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Asumo12 Omo Anifowose and Aminat508

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Aminat508, Africanapple, Laraiboluwaji

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): No ugly people, only those with less colorful faces


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Kingtom

eeeh so i am konji-quenching material not wife material abi? issokay continue. I have seen your tru colours

zeusdgrt:
hmmmmmmm

i no lie

If the deeds were forged then he legally still is the owner of the land.

McEwen:
my love

good morning dear

francizy:
This native doctor iyav come again!

Your eye no dey pass any thing/one in skirt!

falls from iroko tree

KingTom:
Omoge mi ati padi mi iyie iyie iyie ooo oremi eh. Girl why y yy

biko im not yoruba oo oya translate for me

mizquote:
he better beat the guy or die trying.

McEwen:
Baby,i swear down no one like you

Your Diamond Ring is ready...Pm me

post am for NL na Lets make them jealous they must know i fought a good fight o

McEwen:
Baby!

I'm back

lolz sweetheart how u dey?
So its now u have seen that those ashawos you were following up and down will make you run back to me abi?

If you are both staying abroad then i suggest you go and thank her first husband for deliverying your wife instead of being an ungrateful son of a b*tch

















Hehehe na joke ooo




If she was ready to put so much dedication into "getting papers" you can imagine how many more deceitful things she is capable of doing.

Booksraggea:
Hello good people in the house.

Please. Is dia any school presently that accept applications for fall or spring 2016?

Also,

I am a self sponsored, but i intend to use my company statement of account for my admission. Does it hav any negative effect?

Also,

Last but not the list. Should i use my elder sister base in US as a co-sponsor or is dia a way her presence in the USA will foster my admission?

THANKS ALL.

Why dont u use this time to google colleges to see their application deadlines?

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190theclown:
Sorry?

Who?

you of course, who is the other wicked persin here?

190theclown:
Y'all saying that coogar flew to Nigeria to do his BVN are callous

First BABE has already said that Coogar is living in the UK on a 6month visa which expired since 2011

So him been an IT Contractor is pure Bullocks, who wan hire am wen he nor get visa?

Additionally he cant get a Job except all these night jobs and its really dangerous as if you are caught working without

papers you get deported and the person who hires you pays £10,000 per employee (hired without the complete papers)

So its very risky, Now while i personally believe that Coogar is an overstayer all others made complete sense because

I have seen all his conversations between BABE, Coogar, Kay and another of Coogar's friend and a conclusion has been made

that coogar would pay babe the $4000 he owes her, Hes got 2weeks.

Now my advise for coogar would be work on getting your papers, if you wan fly that 10year route as an overstayer it wont work

because na 4years u don do and UK de change their laws on a daily basis.

Wont talk much tho, Coogar and Babe na still my favourites

I just want peace for all parties and they can go their seperate ways afterall i sabi Babe before she even met coogar

and want the best for the poor girl

Babe3 hit me up, I nor too fine today e be like say Flu don hold me so i de under blanket today make we discuss

God will catch you and deal with you

jaybee3:
Are you also attracted to my micropenis

oya let me be the judge of that. Send me pics

Jaybee3 make we discuss business deal small small but you have to agree to a non-disclosure condition no matter what!

Babe3 your need to stay away from making any statements on a public forum without getting proper legal advice from a lawyer, because you could say something that can discredit your case. In as much as you want to be heard and you may want to prove your "innocence" this however would be the perfect time for you to keep mute!

wonlasewonimi:
guy...why na? I no be mumu like babe3. You mean you went to lagos to do bvn that they do in london? you accountant that is india used a US address abi?

you people dey enjoy for NL o

I have brought to you an early christmas gift jokes! These are some of the colleges in the US that have a Cost of Attendance of less than $30,000


http://diycollegerankings.com/public-universities-with-lowest-out-of-state-tuition/978/

Enter furry boat na visa free

These boys ehn