So a man beat you up because you refused to give him your number.

What would he have done if you had given him?

Woman, thank your stars. You just escaped a wife basher.

But the story is very funny.

Then, I'm not was surprised. Even the lady that was beaten laughed.

I too laughed cos it's hilarious.

You reading this too should laugh

It's funny na.

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HURMORTULA:
How do I reach you... 65k for immediate payment

I'll give you for 70k last.

I stay in Lagos. We'll meet in a public place to seal the transaction.

Just quote if you're game.

blackbelt:
Please someone should help me create a thread...

Only you can create a thread for yourself.

Click here https://www.nairaland.com/newtopic?board=54

This reminds me of the day I poured that white Rambo powder on a roach and it didn't flinch.

It was even doing press ups, like those agama lizards.

When it was done, it confidently walked away with the Rambo powder all over its body, including the head.

It was later that I realized that the powder expired about two years earlier.

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Police and shooting.

I heard they shot an Army General. Problem go dey be that o.

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I don't watch football but I know it is not Arsenal.

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Do dead people receive treatment in hospitals?

Kidnapping are still happening on a large scale because of the weak judicial system.

I believe kidnapping carries a death sentence here in Nigeria. How many have we executed?

Even the top kidnapper we caught (Evans) is still dribbling the law and pressing charges against the government. Should that have been possible?

Let the government execute Evans and some other kidnappers. You will see how the rate of kidnapping will suddenly reduce.

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I didn't kidnap them but got them from the US.

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There is a saying that "If a thief joins in looking for a missing item, it will never be found".

A case of something very similar played out here.

Killing a man is one thing. Joining the search for the corpse of the man you killed is another.

And to think he killed him just because of a motorcycle? How much is a motorcycle?

Please let's use our conscience in everything we do.

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Indian men? They love women like crazy.

But something serious needs to be done regarding this internet fraud of a thing. It is starting to become disgusting.

These boys are even exporting their fraud overseas, especially Malaysia, Ghana, India and South Africa.

Even the Ghanians are hot in the field of internet fraud. They call it Sakawa.

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Trustisaburden:
i need it at a reduced price bro. 65k

08095974274 is my line

Take it for 70k last.

YOUNGELDER1:
65k

Take it for 70k last.

Nice one! But not everyone wants an Infinix. Some prefer to go the iRoute and settle for the iPhone.

I've got those category of people settled.

I have two iPhone 6s for sale.

https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale

Faithscharms2:

I am in Abuja and I'm interested..do u have iPhone 7plus?

No. I only have iPhone 6s.

Look at the way the fear of EFCC quickly turned Hushpuppi into a politician. Now he's calling on the youths to take over the government.

The fear of EFCC is truly the fear of wisdom

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https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale#67614495

Why won't they fight? After the government banned codeine?

Cockroaches in human skin.

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Samcine:
Am in uyo how can i geh 1?

I will arrange for it to be shipped down to Uyo. I will use https://sendbox.ng/ for the shipping. But it will be payment before shipping.

dotun365:
He wasn't governor in the late 2000s during the riots. the person who was in charge(dariye) is also a senator and has cases to answer in court too.

Jang was governor between 2007 and 2015. Dariye was governor between 1999 and 2007.

The "Otedola is a really humble man" crew will soon get here.

Jumping from molue to molue has nothing to do with humility. Most of the people riding in it will not even go near it if they had their way.

But I can see the guy in front of the cameraman trying to hide his face. Make them no go cast am

Thank God he was not a slay queen. She would have quickly hidden her face or dropped at the nearest bus-stop.

You remember that slay queen that claimed to be in UK but was caught carrying water in the village? Naughty thing!

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https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale

I have iPhone 6s for sale. Price is 75k (the phone sells for 95k). Only two units left.
https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale

People and problem.

The same man that criticized him for drinking sachet water will be the same one that will criticize him for not being real.

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https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale

This is why the IG is takes the senate as a joke.

Considering what Omo-Agege did, he should not have been allowed into the senate until he is punished and issues a public apology.

Na them sabi.

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Someone should tell this boy-girl that Saturday are for weddings.

And for those men that self-service to his pics and those women that admire his pics, take a deep breath and think about the reproduction rod between his legs.

When you're done with that, check out the iPhone 6s I have for sale.

Price is 75k (the phone sells for 95k). Only two units left.

https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale

This people don't mean well for anyone. Once they've eaten to their satisfaction, they're done.

Was he not the governor during the late 2000's when Plateau was burning?

Yet, he comfortably diverted such money, even with the full knowledge of the poverty in his state.

He is MAD.

Talking of mad, I have also have two mad iPhone 6s for sale.

Price is 75k each (the phone sells for 95k).
https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale

These people have made up their mind to finish this guy.

Even he himself is not a good person, so I will continue to pretend like I did not see this news.

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I'm selling for 75k last. This same phone goes for 90-95k elsewhere, so hurry up.

jagorinho:

i do not understand what you are saying here, batistuta scored the only goal of the match in the 63rd minute, a goal that made many nigerians regret not going to church......june 2, 2002

Iamthoney:
Sorry sir Gabriel Batistuta scored the only goal of the game against Nigeria..Argentina won the game 1-0

True. True. Very true. I remember now. Argentina defeated us 1-0.

Pardon my error, as I hinted earlier, it's like the sports part of my brain has short circuited

chicoMX:


Oliseh and amokachi did not play in 2002 world cup

I know. I wasn't necessarily referring to players who played in the World Cup. Just players I used to know.

PRINCEVICKEY:
I PHONE 6 LEGBEGBE............................TELL ME WHERE U GET UR OWN FROM .....Mobsync LEGBEGBE

I got it from eBay legbelegbe.

I've lost the little interest I had in football that the only Nigerian player I know is Mikel.

2002 was the only year I really had interest in the World Cup.

I knew the likes of Austin "Jay Jay" Okocha, Kanu Nwankwo, Sunday Oliseh, Daniel Amokachi, Ike Shoronmu and the likes.

On the international scene, I knew Zidane of France, Ronaldo, Ronaldhino and Dida of Brazil, Oliver Kahn of Germany, Batistusta and Ortega of Argentina and the likes.

I remember how pained Batistusta was that he did not score a single goal against Nigeria back then in 2002.

Please I'm not old school, I just happened to have little interest in football back then.

These days, my primary interest is selling iPhone 6s and I have two of them (16gb) for sale.

Price is 75k (the phone sells for 95k).
https://www.nairaland.com/4496506/very-neat-iphone-6s-sale