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This's wierd.

Some people say they wash their pant inside the stew pot. But I can't independently confirm that.

nuelkaosi: yea but his message was passed and understood.

If I didn't understand it, I wouldn't have been able to tell him. But seriously, it is poor, very poor. Shame.

To an extent, yes. But some universities are going to the extreme.

prem love: If i say islamic is a religiou of trouble the moderator will ban me

Your use of English is very poor.

^^^

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Police: where do you live?

Small boy: with my parents.

Police: where do your parents live?

Small boy: with me.

Police: *confused* where do you all live?

Small boy: together

Police: where is your house?

Small boy: beside my neighbours' house

Police: and where is your neighbours' house?

Small boy: if I tell you, you will not believe me

Police: tell us, we'll believe you

Small boy: beside my house



SOURCE: http://forums.onlinenigeria.com/yaf_postst460_whats-wrong-with-this-picture-little-african-boy-vs-white-officers.aspx

one 16-year-old received 12
blows with the cane

Dafuq

(Newser)– Six British soldiers have been arrested in New York, for allegedly beating and robbing an off-duty NYPD cop in a bar.

According to court reports, three of four of the men, who are all rugby players with the Royal Regiment of Scotland, started beating on the rookie cop when he began talking to a woman who was with the soldiers, the Guardian reports.

The soldiers, who are all originally from Fiji, claim the fight started after he called one of them "black b******," the Independent reports. One of the soldiers allegedly grabbed the man's phone and a chain from around his neck when he tried to call 911.


The brawl reportedly moved out into the street, leaving blood splattered along the block, until the cop pulled out a knife and slashed one of the soldiers, the Daily Mail reports. When the victim identified himself as a policeman, the soldiers allegedly responded, "We don't care. F*** the police."

Five of the soldiers are facing third degree assault charges; a sixth, who was found with the cop's phone, is also accused of second degree robbery. The men failed to post bail, and are being held at Rikers Island.The motto of their regiment is: "No one provokes me with impunity."

SOURCE: http://www.newser.com/story/173558/6-british-soldiers-arrested-for-beating-nypd-cop.html

ATMC: OCHUKO serving everyone at his Mother's Burial but ignored his best friend.. AKPOS: Ochuko, don't forget that my mother will also die soon...

AKPOS: My wife always gives me Sound Advice.. OCHUKO: Wow, really?.. AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1% Advice

EKAETTE sends a nude picture to AKPOS wit both legs open..EKAETTE: I'd wait like tis till u come.. AKPOS: Tat's okay, who took the picture?

That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses your iPad as candle stand

Im no go easy o

And tell them to stay away from craddle robbing senators. :\

osundu: This man is nt a soldier.soldier rarely urinate on de road.poster,do u have pix of badges or sometime,maybe I can give u a clue if really he is a soldier.

Are you sure?

^^^lol, the two of you are very funny .

By the way, how can I comment on this topic?

But that's only when they're not eating bread and beans in the bush; or counting 20 naira (pun intended).

Noted.

What kind of dirty dance is that? Our so called policemen did better.

Pathetic...

Pathetic...

chucky234: One of the major reason why people die untimely is that no one is available in time of emergency and that is enough reason for you to manage the "5 reason you should" and avoid being alone.

And what if the roommate turns out annoying and disgusting? You simple need to weigh your options.

chucky234: If more than 58,000 cars can be stolen in a calendar year in the US with all car theft tech installed in cars then we are hopeless in Naija.

Nigeria and US are 2 different countries so stop the unwarranted comparision.

freshchuks10: bt being fed nd no fees + min wage shud b enuf wif no distractions.i feel dey just made it too comfortable cos of dia pple dat r alwayz chosen

Yeah! Men and women of the police, military and paramilitary should all be comfortable so that they don't start "misbehaving".

harlos: 1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

16.I love you.

Quoted for future reference.

For laying down their lives? I don't think so. Besides, I believe you're talking about Regular cadets- those guys are to spend 5 years getting a degree and at the same time, military training. They need no sort of distraction.

Freiburger: OP, why should i pay for my roommate crimes?

Haven't you ever heard of neighbours or family members being arrested because one of them commited an offence and suddenly disappeared into the thin air?

You can get punished for your roommate's crime because the people seeking him would believe you're hiding him. Besides imagine a situation whereby policemen raid your house and catch your roommate with hemp or stolen goods, don't you know that you yourself would also be arrested since they're not sure whether or not you're an accomplice.

Please tell him I send my condolences.

Fokasibe: Been trying to post since monday.. The server has been overwhelmed since then ... What is wrong please.

How did you then post this one

Ones signature shows before or what exactly do you mean?

toluxa1: Ah, my friend bought a BB for 10k at Computer Village on Sat Aug 10 o.

Give me his phone number. I'll need to speak with him.

https://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mike-340x266.jpg


It turns out it’s not just politicians that can live without brains, a chicken named Mike lived without its entire head for 18 months!


Mike the Headless Chicken was a Wyandotte chicken that was beheaded for the sake of providing a chicken dinner for the mother-in-law of a Fruita, CO farmer, on April 1945. Fortunately for Mike (or unfortunately depending on how you look at it) Lloyd Olsen’s axe barely missed the jugular vein, and left an ear and the majority of the bird’s brain stem unharmed.


Unlike other chickens that run around like, well, chickens with their heads cut off, who are dead ducks, or chickens as it were, Mike shook off the blow and went about being a chicken, “pecking” with his neck in the absence of his head and continuing to preen himself. Olsen sat down to wait for the bird to die, but when he made no signs of doing so, Olsen decided to have something different for dinner that night and took to caring for the bird. He fed him things like milk and water through his open esophagus using an eyedropper. Small bits of gravel were also dropped down his throat to help his gizzard grind food.


Mike was initially able to walk but somewhat unsteadily. He soon got used to the situation and his new center of gravity. He could no longer crow, but instead made a gurgling noise.


Farmer Olsen took Mike to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City to be studied and the word got out about the headless bird. He was photographed for all of the big magazines and papers of the day, includingTimeandLife, and started a career as a sideshow attraction, traveling with other marvels such as a two-headed calf. He also traveled with a chicken head in a glass jar that was passed off as his. Mike’s real head was allegedly eaten by a cat and the traveling head was from another chicken, pickled to enhance Mike’s display.


At the pinnacle of his show business career, Mike was making his owners $4,500 per month (about $56,000 today). Admission to see the bird cost 25 cents, which added up to a lot of curious people. Unfortunately for chickens all over the country, Mike’s popularity lead to a string of people trying to behead their birds in just the same way. One of the copycat beheaded chickens lived for eleven days, but the rest died quickly.


Like many other celebrities, Mike choked to death in a motel room. One problem Mike often experienced was that he would choke on his own mucus. The Olsens kept syringes on hand for when this happened, to suck the mucus out. But, one night Mike was roosting with the Olsens in a Phoenix motel room between sideshow exhibits. The Olsen’s heard him choking in the middle of the night but couldn’t find a syringe to save him!


A subsequent autopsy revealed that the axe had not touched the bird’s carotid artery and Mike’s blood had quickly clotted, saving him from bleeding to death. Because most basic body functions like breathing and heart-rate, as well as most of a chicken’s reflex actions, are controlled by the brain stem, Mike remained able to function and otherwise healthy for 18 months after losing his head.


Mike may be gone, but he’s far from forgotten. At least in his hometown of Fuita anyway. The town hosts an annual “Mike the Headless Chicken Day,” the third weekend in May. Events include a 5K “Run Like a Headless Chicken Race,” games of “Pin the Head on the Chicken,” an egg toss, and “Chicken Bingo,” in which chickens are set loose in a numbered grid to do their business. Where they leave their droppings determines the numbers that are called… If extraterrestrials are watching us, it’s no wonder they haven’t bothered to make contact.
As they say on the official “Mike the Headless Chicken” website, “Mike’s will to live remains an inspiration. It is a great comfort to know you can live a normal life, even after you have lost your mind.”

SOURCE: http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/07/the-chicken-who-lived-without-his-head-for-18-months/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken