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What are t bills and how do they work?

ashson: U mean u dnt even know about this NCC. they dont have time for u, infact may b they use to get their commission from these companies. imagine they even stopped the companies from giving bonuses, it now goes straight to NCC account.








Now WHO is Fooling WHO?...

I read ur comment and I saw the need to talk. Frankly speaking, stopping those promos was the best thing one could wish for. Back then when the useless promos were on, you call; call no go go, error in connection, text message, na lie. Just imagine, networks giving 5 times of recharge, WETIN HAPPEN?

In case u don't know, the telecom companies made some real dough from u guys back then, they didn't upgrade their service bt forced people 2 buy credit and get 5 times back, 5 times u must use b4 it expired and then u force urself 2 buy anoda credit and continue making unnecessary calls. See, we people just have 2 get our priorities straight. we don't want to be overcharged and at the same time, we don't want to be undercharged charge us fairly and let everybody go home happy not decreasing money to be paid 4 sms and increasing that of mb. Not giving unnecessary phone minutes and increasing money to be paid for phone calls. It's common sense, I refused to join a package that would cut my call rates by half and made me pay a daily access fee due to the simple reason that I don't make lot of calls and would be short changed at the end. COMMON SENSE

Funny Nigerians, always wanting the best for less. Greedy people. Pay quality money to get quality service. Imagine a network giving u free mb, free mb u can't use in ur house due 2 poor service. I laugh when I see students climb in trees to use their free mb 2 browse....lol#

man must wack

Tolexander: Maybe OAU went to the competition with their white house medical students(part 1 medical students)!

I'm very sorry, but that isn't d case here. Defeat is defeat and you have no choice but to accept it like that, I send my condolences. Once again, I'm very sorry

zebudaya: EMBASSY IN NY now charges us over $2 a minute on their 1900 number. What the Bleep. I wish I could meet the consul, I will tell him to shove the 1900 up his ass. What the hell do they do with all the money that comes from Abuja. Nasty rouges

much better. Oga no vex u hear, it is well [stroke]pele[/stroke]

Funny story. The boy's telling lies, there's more than to what meets the eye. At least we all get to hear of students doing rituals, prostitution and selling their body parts 4 money. So stop blowing hot air, next please

Na wa 4 una ooo. Nobody? Really? :/:/

I have a writing blog I opened July last year but till date, I haven't been able to post anything because I can't get a laptop and my Nokia asha 200 is not good for blogging. I made some"googling" and found these two tablets; Google nexus 7 and Amazon kindle fire HD. So which do you advice me to get for blogging?
Please note. I need a tablet that;
Can type well because I would be doing alot of typing
Does not hang when typing
Can be used to view my blog

Francheezy: pass!ng by*

what do you mean by passing by? No suggestions? Na wa 4 una ooo

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Any comments?

I have a writing blog I opened July last year but till date, I haven't been able to post anything because I can't get a laptop and my Nokia asha 200 is not good for blogging. I made some "googling" and found these two phones; Samsung galaxy Y pro duos and Motorola photon Q 4G LTE. So,e which do you advice me to get for blogging?
Please note. I need a phone that;

Can type well because I would be doing alot of typing

Does not hang when typing

Can be used to view my blog and can won't give me this when I log into my blog
[Quote]ERROR: Possible problem with your*.gwt.xml module file. The compile time user.agent value (safari) does not match the runtime user.agent value (gecko1_8). Expect more errors[/Quote]

Anybody using any of these phones can give me some ideas including the price they bought it, when and where...Would also appreciate new suggestions :-)

OmolodMilkman93: wetin seun go write 4 his own?

I am as straight as an happy joystick 8-) 8-) 8-)

:-/

Well, here in Nigeria, did you know that;

It's illegal to deface, tear or reject the naira?

Attempted suicide carries a jail term of life imprisonment

Redmosquito: hello Tashmania! You are welcome in the name of the lord! Please dont forget to drop your offering into that big basket!

Ole

lola.luv:
@Becharmy
Look, I've been there. Never allow a man to pet, coerce, intimidate, threaten or cajole you into opening your legs when it is not your decision.

I and my first boyfriend were super close and the envy of all. 'I'm still going to be your husband na' he told me in a bid to convince me into having sèx. We've since broken up and have not even spoken in goodness knows how long.

Same happened with my ex fiance. He even insinuated after we parted that I wouldn't have been able to leave if he'd 'handled me'. Meaning I would have been dikmatized into staying in a wrong relationship with a wicked man.

Being celibate as a single is not a guarantee to a happy home, but it does leaves your head clear of sèxual sentiments and you can make informed decisions regarding your relationships.

I don't know about you but I love my uncomplicated life. No looking for missing periods in the health section, no 'moti loyuns' to an unserious guy that would expect me to take 'contraceptives' to flush out the innocent blob of blood that might be the next Bonnke, Oyedepo or Agbani.
No feeling of being used.
No itch or pain down there caused by an unprotected 'away-match'.

How many guys stay to hold the hands of their girlfriends when things go awry séxually? After all, you are the one that will be at the receiving end...

*GBAM# Word...bt which one come be dikmatized?

@Op, u've heard it all. Keep it till ur marriage. Though it wouldn't be easy esp wit dis ya fine face bt wit determination, u'll get dere
*runs away*

CAMEROONPRIDE: .^ high time to go back in your cage , don't know who the mess freed u.
Like WTH., I weep 4 naija.

Ur wahala. Night don reach, exam dey smile, I want read....Peace#

CAMEROONPRIDE: ewwwww I ain't gay nikka.

anyanma *spits* do u really think I would ever insert my instrument in ur tube? Not in a million years...GBAM#:p:p I ain't gay. I only believe in d fact dat one should keep 2 himself/herself till marriage, nothin else. If u see sexual immoralities going on in ny hostel lasan, u go know how far. It's just that I did it not cos I wanted 2 but cos I felt I needed 2 but nah it isn't worth it. intimacy is overrated...keep 2 urself girl, no matter what they say.

CAMEROONPRIDE: waka pass jor. This thread ain't about me so I rest my case.

ok, good boy. Me sef I don tire bt my eyes still dey on u sha...ehen

ITbomb: Same here,
I'm even more confused than you about your statement

U said something and you can't explain the reason you said it. Frankly speaking, I think u need 2 see a doctor, a psychiatrist to be precise


BTW, I heard there's a place at the left side of Yaba for people like u

CAMEROONPRIDE: . Who b this? Do we know each other? Refresh my memory please.
Ewu you open your mouth again we take cross river and open again the Damn dam you hear.

I don't know what pranks u're up 2 but I just have dis funny feeling that u're a Nigerian in disguise...baba kameroon#

Adesiji77: I wondered too...thought I was the only one that noticed.

I'm confused. Ow does my statement make me a possible hermaphodite?

ITbomb: When we need the opinion of a Hermaphrodite, we will call you
Thanks for your effort

and how does my statement make me an hermaphodite? Or can't a guy be a virgin again? Na wao...#

@op, don't listen 2 those guys tellin u 2 give it out ooo... U'll l8r regret it, no sweat

bencharmy: u guys are really so funi, am just gonna let go he might not be the right person for me. But gusshhhh three years is not a three days. My minds are made up. Ama gonna let go

Run away from that guy and premarital sex, that thing doesn't pay I tell ya. I lost mine and I regret till date. Hv made up my mind 2 kip 2 myself till my wedding day.

NOTE; once you become intimate with a guy, believe it or not, his respect 4 u decreases and he would also tell his friends evrytin. From the colour of ur pant 2 how u were speaking in tongues. He would even add lies so as 2 make himself superior and u, inferior.

Ur gr8st challenge awaits you the moment u enta d university. Guys tell u dey hate virgins but it's a lie. ONLY FEMALE VIRGINS CAN BE TRUSTED...Thank me when u get married#

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CAMEROONPRIDE: naijans are known to always be in a hurry , you should try something new, a new specimen , get a CAMEROONIAN.
on a serious note you look very young take your time , life is not a race , i'm sure he can wait ,but m not sure if he won't pop someone else cherry

Una cameroonians again, I hope u've not come here to snatch our beloved nairaland the same way u took our peninsula


@Op, STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY.

@baba Cameroon, go tell ur gofment make dem repair Lagbo dam before u come here and start 2 dey talk rubbish. This is nairaland nd not bakassi peninsula...weere# u sef wan deflower woman...smh

lalaosky: lemme laugh in callotti...mu che che che che che che.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!

When are we going to stop seeing the effects of schizophernia on NL?...alter egos, i never knew this delusions of yours can be passed from one thread to another.this is a new discovery!!.i need to forward it to NL's doctors to look into it and find an immediate cure for you.this däftness is nauseciating to say the least!!!


For those of you gullible ones out there that will be fooled by this child in his creche, the OP and his imaginary self, Channel 190(the guy that responded first to himself) are the SAME!!....

Check out this threads below one after the other before you waste your advices, time and bandwith on him

www.nairaland.com/1159901/how-got-48hrs-
yet-she

after reading it, then check out this second thread to see where the same guy took idiocy to it's peak

https://www.nairaland.com/1168369/love-him-nairalanders-killed-love

have a good laugh as you read and you'll thank me later

lol, me sef I laugh in HD. D guy's crap looking for otot. Look at a quote from the first thread

channel 190: . In the next 30min, I called my friend and asked that the phone be giving to her so I speak with her,

then the second (summarized by the girl) says

patin48hrs: I was battling within myself either to let him go or find him in the law faculty, when he called me on phone.

you see, the stories didn't even rhyme. Channel 190, are u a learner?

JOYCEOUS: hehehe!!! C ur hed, I tink it's spelt ABLUTION.

thanks, noted