₦airaland Forum

Sibrah: Once succesive govt succeeds in blocking the oil theft the thieves go into politics and become Godfathers, probably perpetrate new subsidy fraud and increase the price of crude oil indirectly. That's how they affect the price of crude oil.

Ok, thanks 4 xplaining

And how does the stealing of oil money or this post of urs affect the cost of 33,000 litres of diesel at the NNPC depot at Mosimi?

Where are the CU undergradates? Where're are they?

Some banks have atms that talk esp Uba (nd gtb). The talk I'm talkin of ere is "please enter ur secret no" "please wait y ur transaction is processing" "thank u 4 banking with us". Is that d type of talk u're talking about?

And where is your office located? Besides, y's urs very cheap compared to that of jumia?

Is d boy pulling an oga@d top stunt? Y's his finger pointing up?

Dat handsome Indian guy called hinshrik or sometin dunno. I dnt like watching his movies though, i only envy his 6 packs

mike404: RELIGION OF PEACE INDEED

and what has Islam got to do with this? donkey

citizenisb: You should be arrested and shot for treason as a deterrent to people who put up crazy things on the Internet and do not take responsibility for their actions. In the UK your twitter or Facebook posts can be used to convict you.

Today's April fool's day. He has "diplomatic immunity"

:/ really?

The US is overestimated. Won't be surprised if most of their military budget is used 2 pay salaries nd pensions nd also fund the war in Afghanistan. The same US that can't defeat taliban. The same US that ran away 4rm Mogadishu, Somalia. The same US that lied about killing Bin Laden nd couldn't even provide his body or a valid proof that he was really killed. Iran has learnt from the 80's when it was a top US ally and had to fight a US funded Saddam Hussein Iraqi army. And so has NK learnt. A war on NK or Iran is the end of d US. They'll fall in bits, believe me, they will.


War is not fought with equipments. A foot soldier is more dangerous and potent than a billion M1 Abrams. Forget what d US tells u about their tanks;

A total of 23 M1A1s were damaged or destroyed during the war in Iraq. Of the nine Abrams destroyed, seven were destroyed by friendly fire, and two were purposely destroyed to prevent capture after being damaged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_Abrams

when war comes, we go know. RPG-7 hv been used 2 destroy these yeye tanks in Afghanistan. So tell US say make dem park well.

I think d US are telling us lies abt N Korea. Me doesn't think dat country is in extreme poverty nd faces famine as CNN nd BBC always claim.


Some1 must teach does US a lesson. Im be like say dem don jam their size

Nigeria should and MUST remain one. If the s/easterners think d ijaws would readily want 2 remain under them after separation, they're mistaken. D ijaws want complete freedom in dat area. No govt activities at all. They want to sell nd spend d oil money alone. Nigeria unite. united we stand, divided we fall @

Trouble don wear cover shoe

Good development but d numbers are 2 long. Couldn't they get three figure nos that one can easily remember?

Idi Amin: More xtians shuld be recruitd 2 fight dos muslim ediots. I dnt trust muslim soldiers a bit.

And by d time Christian massob members start misbehaving, Muslims soldiers should be used on them, right?

...another tribal bigot who would soon find his way into the military

lekzy01: Our selfish leaders: Senate President David Mark REJECTED a Bill For Unemployed Graduates To Be Paid N20,000 Monthly
Yesterday, He Gave 2face A Ferrari Worth. N47million naira. #Habaaaaa. "SHEY NA LIKE DIS WE GO DEY GO"?
Pls RE-braodcast the last BC...let's make it viral on social media like oga @ the top thing...post it on any social media you knw of..GOD bless us as we do that...thanks

If dey start paying unemployed people 20k on a monthly basis, u'll be surprised that some people'll never be employed and after collecting 20k 4 35 yrs, they'll start asking for pension. Or don't u know that most states pay less than 20k as minimum wage and to add set to injury, what about security men who earn less than 10k a month. Don't u think they'll sign up?

maclatunji: It is a global phenomenon. I forgot the technical term for it.

It's called cybersquatting.

Bigotry thread. Confirm something, they wont confirm. Now they've started insulting themselves. Nigeria is a country of rats and cats. Rat frustrate cat, cat eat rat and rat frustrate cat again...


BTW how do I comment to a topic on Nairaland?

If we are 2 prevent malaria, we have to eradicate mosquitoes and 2 eradicate mosquitoes, we hv 2 pay them an uninformed visit in their hideout and the funniest part is that we know where they live. They live in stagnant water and on nairaland. Yes, u heard dat right, we hv lots of mosquitoes here. Redmosquito, whitemosquito, muskeeto 2 mention a few. Seun and his moderators should fish them out...damn six legs malaria vectors

@Carmelloangel thanks 4 d advice. Would try it out, it's gonna be difficult though *scared*

Ore_Meta: [b[b]]IF you[/b] don't[/b] talk to her she will think you are not interested in her, then you will be back at square one. IF you do talk to her, she may turn out to be a 'stalker girlfriend' and you will run even further into your shell. You will never know until you try and if you don't try you will never know !!

Regardless of the above my advise is for you to talk to her.

Stalker gfrnd ke? :/
yeah, I'll talk 2 her. Not jst "brave" enough ;(

pDude: "Face your books" says oga at the top.

I'm seriously facing my book, I jst need some1 2 share my feelings with

UncleJJ: theirs always another girl.

Just as there were previous grls, previous grls I lost cos I jst couldn't tell them how I felt about them.

chocoyetey: D best for now is sms

We're neighbours, besides how do u expect me 2 collect her no when I can't even talk 2 her

byvan: If am your sister,I did advice you to focus on your studies for now.threads like this always come before The"200 level undergraduate,My girlfriend is pregnant,what do I do?" Threads.

Since am not your sister,am outta here.

I'm focusing on my studies, infact I've become very serious this semester, jst need someone 2 share my feelings with and even if I'll do it, I'll use a condom

KINGwax: U av a serious problem, but I can't profer a solution. Sorry

ok

Sijo01: Too shy to return a girl's wave/greetings Na wa o!

It's even worse than that

kay9: ^^ Are you sure this isn't your real problem? I'm only asking cos i experienced something similar back in school.... Very, very unpleasant living conditions, and it totally changed me into a prone-to-anger and reclusive guy. I used to ignore girls who tried to be nice to me then, too. Couldn't break that wall until after i moved to my own place in 3rd year.

So... i dunno, chances are i am prolly wrong, but since you say you haven't always been this way, i think you might want to look in deeper and figure out why you dont wana talk to people around you anymore.

Nah, d oga@d top isn't my problem. I've always been like this but it has jst gotten worse bt if I get 2 know hr, she would definitely see my playful side, big time

Mynd_44: No matter how well we advice you, it won't work until you get over your shyness.

I'm trying to, really trying to

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Temismith: Hello nairalanders. I have been trying to pronounce this name (OSEWA) to get its actual meaning, but different meanings keep coming to my mind.
Is it
OSE WA (our soap) or
OSE WA (soap come)or
[b]O SE WA ( you offended us)[/b]or
O SEWA (you cooked beans) or
O SE WA( why didnt you come) or
..?

I go 4 d 3rd, d lieutenant-general is easily angered and pounces on any soul who stands in his way..read my signature 4 more info.

Mr McJay: ^^ What is d website of your oga at the top?

I don't know, maybe it's www.nscdc but I won't add dotcom b'cos I don't want any lady that reads this think I'm sayin c.um which is a s.exual word. Daz all

CAVEAT EMPTOR, let the buyer beware. This space is not for sale.

I'll be back to comment, let me first of all consulting my oga at the top

Yes, I know say I tabon, don't laugh

And which school did his oga at the top graduate from?

~sipping his bottle of alomo and waiting 4 Unilag (under)graduates 2 come out and say he never attended the school ...my oga at the top