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LiteratureRe: Police Brutality (fiction) by Mobsync(op): 4:27pm On Feb 28, 2013
This is so unfair, how can they push you to page 2?:/ Oya, go back 2 page 1. U must not die ooo, u must not die, u're a product of my effort and head or tail, u must grace front pagecheesycheesycheesy
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Mobsync(m): 7:11am On Feb 28, 2013
First of all, it should be noted that I am the first "endorser" on this threadsmileywinksmileywink and I endorse Foxy Rebirth's the fart story, who mess?
LiteratureRe: $500 Writing Contest!! by Mobsync(m): 6:52am On Feb 28, 2013
mimifonwon: paypal seemed the easiest way that is protected, i send money through there all the time, and plus western union can be another option, who ever enters and wins will decide how they want the money to be sent to them, plus the money shouldn't be the important thing, rather community service and thought provoking write-up should be.
agreedsmileysmiley
LiteratureRe: The Fart Story... Who Mess??? by Mobsync(m): 4:52pm On Feb 27, 2013
Foxy Babacheesycheesysmileycheesy I hail ooo, this your title even inspired the title of one of my write-ups. Well done cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by Mobsync(m): 6:48pm On Feb 26, 2013
Funny, all the guys were wooed by women. Okay ooo, God bless one of una make I catch am 4 s:exuality section dey advertise for girlfriend then im go know how farsad
LiteratureRe: A Man Worth Waiting For by Mobsync(m): 6:43pm On Feb 26, 2013
Larry-Sun:
I did click on that more times than you can imagine, I wanted to be the first to comment cheesy, but the blog hated me or so...maybe because I'm using Mobile. sad
when u get to the blog, click on "view web version" u'll see it by scrolling down d home page, then click on what you want to read and then click on comment to comment. I hope this helpssmiley
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RomanceRe: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by Mobsync(m): 4:50pm On Feb 26, 2013
lrguru: guy, go boil rock!!!!

She was just sitting outside the hostel by the corner where the tap was. She doesn't live in the same hostel with me, she only came visiting.
Boys will always be boys. Read the bolded againsadsadsadsadsadsad. Didn't you say "by the tap" now you're saying by the corner. Now I know what you'll say; THE TAP WAS BY THE CORNERcheesycheesy Clap 4 urself, nairaland no go kill me cheesycheesy

lrguru: I came out one night to fetch water in my off-campus hostel, and i was completely nakid cos there was no light....how was i to know there was one sweet chick by the tap. When i got there tryin to look around to make sure no one was looking, i heard a voice 'wow' i was like 'wow what' and she said my john-thomas was wow....i was so shocked and told her that since she has seen my JT, then i must see her own o, no time! That was how she jokingly showed me her bia-bia, na so we start o. It wasn't like she was my first babe o, but she was ma first lurvvvvv!!!! Ooo-la-la, chai, i miss all those sweet days, cos she was the bestestest
RomanceRe: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by Mobsync(m): 4:42pm On Feb 26, 2013
I told her my father was a minister and she fell for it. After eating her gilolo, she asked me for his portfolio. I said which portfolio and she said is my dad no longer a minister or is it that I don't know the meaning of portfolio. I explained to her that I knew what portfolio was but my dad want that kind of minister. He's a MINI-STAR, an amateur actor and is just trying to get some scripts in nollywood. She faintedcheesycheesycheesysmileycheesy

Okay, that was just joke. All my life, I've had seven, yes you heard that right, seven crushes (the 7th one just started greeting me recently and I see the funny way she behaves when she sees me. She's somehow shy whenever she sees me) and I just couldn't talk to them yet they all stared at me whenever they saw me and some even talked to me expecting me to follow up but I always blew it. The fifth one whom I actually expressed my feelings to (but didn't say it) knew how much I loved her. After sec schl, we still talk but I'm still shy around her. Anyways, I've made up my mind, anytime I see another girl I love, I would tell her. Anything we wan happen, make im happen. This 7th one must not go Scot free:/
RomanceRe: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by Mobsync(m): 4:23pm On Feb 26, 2013
lrguru: I came out one night to fetch water in my off-campus hostel, and i was completely nakid cos there was no light....how was i to know there was one sweet chick by the tap. When i got there tryin to look around to make sure no one was looking, i heard a voice 'wow' i was like 'wow what' and she said my john-thomas was wow....i was so shocked and told her that since she has seen my JT, then i must see her own o, no time! That was how she jokingly showed me her bia-bia, na so we start o. It wasn't like she was my first babe o, but she was ma first lurvvvvv!!!! Ooo-la-la, chai, i miss all those sweet days, cos she was the bestestest
You mean to say she saw your black "water bottle" in the darkness. Is her eyes equipped 4 night vision, are u a learner?
Car TalkRe: Car Robbery And Killing Of The Victim. by Mobsync(m): 3:06pm On Feb 26, 2013
fm7070: Let's pray for God's protection all the times.
There is a big problem in a society where the society is technologically advanced than the security agencies including the police.
When robbers know that if they snatch a car and they will definitely be caught no matter the years, they will not dare it not to talk of killing the owner.
Word#
BusinessRe: Youngest Billionaire Still Bikes To Work by Mobsync(m): 3:05pm On Feb 26, 2013
Good for him. If he tries that here in Naija, no one would tell him to buy armored SUVs and employ personal guards after he has been kidnapped severally and paid more than half of his worth in ransom.smiley
CrimeRe: 2 Arrested For Acid Attack On Naomi Oni by Mobsync(m): 2:29pm On Feb 26, 2013
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WebmastersRe: Solution To Nairaland Redirection Problem On Etisalat by Mobsync(m): 2:19pm On Feb 26, 2013
No problem with mine, I use ucweb.
LiteratureRe: Police Brutality (fiction) by Mobsync(op): 12:30pm On Feb 26, 2013
jagabanban: "Thank God say no be me kill am", the mobile policeman who had earlier aimed his rifle at the motorcyclist shouted in enthusiasm as he alongside his "cohorts" grabbed the tipper driver and began accusing him of murder


The above statement typifies the thinking of the average policeman. While the story may be fictional, it clearly lends some credence to the widely condemned albeit rampant cases of police brutality.

Good writing!
thanks, that's how most policemen behave. If u see how they used to chase commercial motorcyclists up and down in lag b4 Fashola sent those motorcyclists away from major highways u go fear, now it has even gotten worse. They arrest and extort motorcyclists whether or not they're plying the approved routes.
LiteratureRe: $500 Writing Contest!! by Mobsync(m): 11:07am On Feb 26, 2013
mimifonwon: Hi everyone i have decided to post a competition four times a year on here, starting this year, especially In lieu of m.i Abaga's poetic dedication to the ALuu4. I want you to write about how we can change our beloved nigeria, whether through a prose or simply a poem. I want you guys to be realistic and start with or somewhere within your writing include " Because of my unconditional love for my father land...." or " I am nigerian not because i was born here.." The write up must not be more than 500 word count and feel free to experiment with your favorite lingua franca, just make sure everyone can understand it. If you must mix english-which i encourage with your native tongue, create a key at the bottom to help those who cannot understand your native tongue. I really want to know the thoughts of the youths that nigeria is raising and perchance we can find a solution to our problems. To enter you must be no older than 30. You must help in your community some how, pro-bono and have a community leader sign you did 10 hours of community service. Please am trusting you are not going to cheat. You can use video to your pen to express yourselve as long as its not more than 500 words. There is no fee to enter, just sit down and Be creative, after all you are Nigerian!!


Deadline: March 28
Type of submission: online or offline ( email me your pieces if you dont feel comfortable posting it on here)
Length of submission: no more than 500 words..
Requirement: you must be a registered user of nairaland, please use your name on nairaland to sign your work.
Prizes: $500 ( through paypal account )
paypal does not accept Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Governor Rotimi Amaechi Retains His Seat As The Chiarman Nigeria Governors Forum by Mobsync(m): 10:45am On Feb 26, 2013
No comments. Make dem dey fight dey go. Na their plaza be dat. (didn't I say no comments? lipsrsealed :/)
PoliticsRe: Crisis In Lagos PDP As George Presents Agbaje To Jonathan by Mobsync(m): 10:41am On Feb 26, 2013
Their wahala, let me first of all complete my B.Sc smileycheesy
PoliticsRe: 15 Russian Sailors Granted Bail by Mobsync(m): 10:34am On Feb 26, 2013
Rawbeach, they must NOT be allowed to go scot-free, later now, dem go ja go their countrysadsadsad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Missing Oluwatoyin Akanbi Found Dead by Mobsync(m): 10:30am On Feb 26, 2013
And now, who is to be blamed? Failed government? Pathetic country? Sadsadsad
CelebritiesRe: Bob Dee In Pool Of Tears @ Goldie's Funeral Today (photo) by Mobsync(m): 9:03am On Feb 26, 2013
Sad. RIP Goldie.
LiteraturePolice Brutality (fiction) by Mobsync(op):
He ran as fast as his legs could carry him, glancing back periodically to see the bunch of AK47 welding mobile policemen gaining on him. The yellow helmet which he wore alongside his thick sweater and black pair of handgloves gave him off as a commercial motorcyclist


A young female fruit hawker of about sixteen let out a loud howl as one of the policemen pushed her over, causing her to fall along with her wares on the expressway. She fell hitting the hard coal tar road with her buttocks as the unconcerned policemen ran past. The apples, oranges and mangoes which she hawked rolled onto the express and got squashed by over-speeding drivers- Who cares?


The motorcyclist glanced back again and ducked in time to avoid being hit by a rock 'missile' hauled at him by one of the cops
"Stop or I shoot, stop or I shoot", one of the mobile police-officers shouted in a local accent as he ran , aiming his Kalashnikov rifle at the motorcyclist


Passers-by, traders and residents looked towards the direction the 'order' had come from and all hell was let loose at the sight of a policeman aiming a rifle at 'God knows who'. Commotion set in as people ran helter-skelter, mothers shouted in fear as they dragged their children into their houses from the balconies, traders ran into their shops and quickly banged the doors behind them. Bus drivers and 'conductors' at a nearby park hurriedly lied under their buses and began praying feverently while the roadside hawkers abandoned their wares with some fleeing into nearby shrubs while others decided the gutter was a safer haven. Some women and children could be seen running into the horrible smelling and unkempt public toilets which they previously dared due to the stench, maggots, flies and rodents which overran it


"Where're all these people coming from?", a big fat ugly-looking rat seemed to ask as it dashed through the 'crowd' of feet which stamped the ground profusely in the commotion and made its way into its hole in a corner. Apparently, it wasn't used to getting much visitors


A football match had been abandoned and playing field had suddenly become empty. The only tell-tale signs that a football match had been in progress earlier on were the clothes, bags, socks and boots which laid on the field- all abandoned. The football itself, which possession had been fought for by twenty-two agile men some few seconds ago simply laid by a goalpost with no player or spectator in view.
Within seconds, the entire vicinity had been abandoned, all in the bid to avoid a possible 'stray' bullet from the muzzle of the rifle of a trigger happy policeman


Luckily, the policeman didn't pull the trigger and the motorcyclist's life would have been saved but unfortunately for the motorcyclist, fate would always have its way; "To whom death is decreed, death is decreed"- Period. He blindedly dashed across the expressway all in a bid to avoid a possible barrage of hot lead from the rusty Avtomat Kalashnikova rifle which had probably been manufactured when his great grand-father's mother was still soiling nappies


An articulated lorry, fully loaded with cement, with the driver unaware of the happenings hit the motorcyclist sending him more than twelve feet into the air before running over his possibly lifeless body as it touched the ground


"Thank God say no be me kill am", the mobile policeman who had earlier aimed his rifle at the motorcyclist shouted in enthusiasm as he alongside his "cohorts" grabbed the tipper driver and began accusing him of murder


An old woman immediately passed out atthe gory sight as traders, passers-by and residents peered at the road from their hideouts to see the lifeless, decimated body of the motorcyclist on the expressway. The articulated lorry remained on the road with its engine still running as the mobile policemen dragged away the driver who had began pleading for leniency
Some women suddenly began wailing in a distance while others simply hissed. The men shook their heads in pity as children began cursing the policemen loudly. The scenario brought to the fore once again, the ever-rising tales of police brutality.
EducationRe: Protest Over Water At Nasarawa University by Mobsync(m): 3:58pm On Feb 25, 2013
Mad Cow: And a CPC government ordered the Military to shoot at unarmed students!! Same way the CPC governments encouraged their supporters to kill corp members.
Get ur acts straight. Goodluck Jonathan is the the president and commander in chief of the armed forces and must have sent the soldiers there but it's one thing to send someone somewhere and it's another for the person to do as sent. But with the Nigerian situation today, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the state governor or even the vc that called the soldiers with Jonathan knowing nothing about it. But it's bad, really really bad.
ComputersRe: Best Tablet To Use With Nigerian Telecoms (MTN, Glo)? by Mobsync(m): 10:08am On Feb 25, 2013
coretechng: I use and sell this without any headache.
Main Features:



* 100% guarantee Sanei N10 3G Version Tables Ultra thin Metal Design

* Qualcomm Cortex-A5 Dual Core 1.2GHz

* 2.0MP+2.0MP Dual Cameras (Webcam Support )

* 10.1" IPS 1280x800px 10point-touch Capacitive Screen

* 1GB RAM / 4GB ROM

* Built-in WIFI/Dual Camera/Bluetooth

* Latest Version (IPS screen, No dead pixels,no flare)

* 3G WCDMA / 2G Phone call Support
how much does it cost?
Technology MarketRe: Online shopping sites by Mobsync(op): 8:23am On Feb 25, 2013
C. whyte:
You sounds so harsh for someone that needs and answer.
Get your attitude checked bro.

I have bought something on aliexpress, quality is good. Always check sellers rating before you purchase anything on aliexpress or amazon.
You can use your Gtb naira Mastercard on aliexpress.
ok, thanks 4 d infosmiley
and about my attitude, it isn't about me, u know nairalanders, they'll just view and leave and one would get no answer. I've posted these kinds of topic twice and no one even bothered to give answers. Sorry about it.
Technology MarketRe: Online shopping sites by Mobsync(op): 8:18am On Feb 25, 2013
confusion247: I have been buying from aliexpress.com for the past four months. I haven't had any issue of fraud or scam with them before. One good thing about aliexpress.com is that your supplier will be paid when you confirm that you've received your goods. What you see on their website is exactly what you get.
thanks
Technology MarketOnline shopping sites by Mobsync(op):
I want to buy a tablet from amazon.com, aliexpress.com or comdocs.co.uk but with these scammers on rampage, one can't be too sure and I also found out that amazon and aliexpress don't really sell the goods but rather, people sign up on these sites and sell. So I want to ask;

Have you ever bought something from any of these sites?

How long did it take to be delivered?


Was it of good quality just as advertised?


Have you ever been scammed on any of these sites or do you know anyone that has been scammed?


How do I pay for the product, do I use my regular master card or do I need a special card to shop online?


And finally, how secure are these sites?
Foreign AffairsRe: Pistorius Crushed His Girlfriend's Skull Before Shooting Her by Mobsync(m): 6:26am On Feb 25, 2013
tellwisdom: I have been hearing this pistorious for some time now…Please what exactly is pistorious?? sad huh
stop asking foo:lish questions, pistorious as the name implies pisto+rious and is gotten from two words, PISTOl and notoRIOUS which is used to refer to someone who's notoRIOUS for killing with a PISTOl
CareerRe: Did You Eventually Fulfill Your Future Ambition? by Mobsync(m): 12:30pm On Feb 22, 2013
I wanted to become a millionaire, now I'm a nairalander smileysmileywinksmiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Love by Mobsync(m): 7:22am On Feb 22, 2013
bencharmy: pls advice me pals.....
I have dis guy we ve bin datn for about two years. I later got admission nd as a matter of fact we only communicate on phone, but as for some time he hardly call nd some of my frnds are telln me he now has a gal frnd nd as for me i have tried by all means to talk to him nd ask why he has not been calln but i got no reasonable ans. As of now am so faithful. Pls advice me should i continue been faithful or go on and give others the chance? Plsss i seek for ur advice pals
Friends have given you their "them say them say" and you called him but he has no reasonable answer to give you. So what else do you want? You can call him for the last time or more preferably wait till you're on holidays and request to see him in a public place. But I doubt if he hasn't moved forward bt u know, u really can't trust ur friends judgement. Wish u lick sha.


BTW, first to commentsmileysmileywinksmiley first time
WebmastersRe: New Site That Wants To Pay You In Naira For Writing Articles by Mobsync(m): 7:14pm On Feb 21, 2013
I'm definitely signing up for this. I've been looking for online writing jobs on the net since about 2 days ago. Right on point, many thanks 2 Jidetheblogger*smileysmileywinksmiley

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