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This is so unfair, how can they push you to page 2?:/ Oya, go back 2 page 1. U must not die ooo, u must not die, u're a product of my effort and head or tail, u must grace front page ![]() ![]() ![]() |
First of all, it should be noted that I am the first "endorser" on this thread ![]() ![]() ![]() and I endorse Foxy Rebirth's the fart story, who mess? |
mimifonwon: paypal seemed the easiest way that is protected, i send money through there all the time, and plus western union can be another option, who ever enters and wins will decide how they want the money to be sent to them, plus the money shouldn't be the important thing, rather community service and thought provoking write-up should be.agreed ![]() ![]() |
Foxy Baba ![]() ![]() ![]() I hail ooo, this your title even inspired the title of one of my write-ups. Well done ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Funny, all the guys were wooed by women. Okay ooo, God bless one of una make I catch am 4 s:exuality section dey advertise for girlfriend then im go know how far ![]() |
Larry-Sun:when u get to the blog, click on "view web version" u'll see it by scrolling down d home page, then click on what you want to read and then click on comment to comment. I hope this helps ![]() |
lrguru: guy, go boil rock!!!!Boys will always be boys. Read the bolded again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . Didn't you say "by the tap" now you're saying by the corner. Now I know what you'll say; THE TAP WAS BY THE CORNER![]() Clap 4 urself, nairaland no go kill me ![]() ![]() lrguru: I came out one night to fetch water in my off-campus hostel, and i was completely nakid cos there was no light....how was i to know there was one sweet chick by the tap. When i got there tryin to look around to make sure no one was looking, i heard a voice 'wow' i was like 'wow what' and she said my john-thomas was wow....i was so shocked and told her that since she has seen my JT, then i must see her own o, no time! That was how she jokingly showed me her bia-bia, na so we start o. It wasn't like she was my first babe o, but she was ma first lurvvvvv!!!! Ooo-la-la, chai, i miss all those sweet days, cos she was the bestestest |
I told her my father was a minister and she fell for it. After eating her gilolo, she asked me for his portfolio. I said which portfolio and she said is my dad no longer a minister or is it that I don't know the meaning of portfolio. I explained to her that I knew what portfolio was but my dad want that kind of minister. He's a MINI-STAR, an amateur actor and is just trying to get some scripts in nollywood. She fainted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Okay, that was just joke. All my life, I've had seven, yes you heard that right, seven crushes (the 7th one just started greeting me recently and I see the funny way she behaves when she sees me. She's somehow shy whenever she sees me) and I just couldn't talk to them yet they all stared at me whenever they saw me and some even talked to me expecting me to follow up but I always blew it. The fifth one whom I actually expressed my feelings to (but didn't say it) knew how much I loved her. After sec schl, we still talk but I'm still shy around her. Anyways, I've made up my mind, anytime I see another girl I love, I would tell her. Anything we wan happen, make im happen. This 7th one must not go Scot free:/ |
lrguru: I came out one night to fetch water in my off-campus hostel, and i was completely nakid cos there was no light....how was i to know there was one sweet chick by the tap. When i got there tryin to look around to make sure no one was looking, i heard a voice 'wow' i was like 'wow what' and she said my john-thomas was wow....i was so shocked and told her that since she has seen my JT, then i must see her own o, no time! That was how she jokingly showed me her bia-bia, na so we start o. It wasn't like she was my first babe o, but she was ma first lurvvvvv!!!! Ooo-la-la, chai, i miss all those sweet days, cos she was the bestestestYou mean to say she saw your black "water bottle" in the darkness. Is her eyes equipped 4 night vision, are u a learner? |
fm7070: Let's pray for God's protection all the times.Word# |
Good for him. If he tries that here in Naija, no one would tell him to buy armored SUVs and employ personal guards after he has been kidnapped severally and paid more than half of his worth in ransom. ![]() |
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No problem with mine, I use ucweb. |
jagabanban: "Thank God say no be me kill am", the mobile policeman who had earlier aimed his rifle at the motorcyclist shouted in enthusiasm as he alongside his "cohorts" grabbed the tipper driver and began accusing him of murderthanks, that's how most policemen behave. If u see how they used to chase commercial motorcyclists up and down in lag b4 Fashola sent those motorcyclists away from major highways u go fear, now it has even gotten worse. They arrest and extort motorcyclists whether or not they're plying the approved routes. |
mimifonwon: Hi everyone i have decided to post a competition four times a year on here, starting this year, especially In lieu of m.i Abaga's poetic dedication to the ALuu4. I want you to write about how we can change our beloved nigeria, whether through a prose or simply a poem. I want you guys to be realistic and start with or somewhere within your writing include " Because of my unconditional love for my father land...." or " I am nigerian not because i was born here.." The write up must not be more than 500 word count and feel free to experiment with your favorite lingua franca, just make sure everyone can understand it. If you must mix english-which i encourage with your native tongue, create a key at the bottom to help those who cannot understand your native tongue. I really want to know the thoughts of the youths that nigeria is raising and perchance we can find a solution to our problems. To enter you must be no older than 30. You must help in your community some how, pro-bono and have a community leader sign you did 10 hours of community service. Please am trusting you are not going to cheat. You can use video to your pen to express yourselve as long as its not more than 500 words. There is no fee to enter, just sit down and Be creative, after all you are Nigerian!!paypal does not accept Nigerians. |
No comments. Make dem dey fight dey go. Na their plaza be dat. (didn't I say no comments? :/) |
Their wahala, let me first of all complete my B.Sc ![]() ![]() |
Rawbeach, they must NOT be allowed to go scot-free, later now, dem go ja go their country ![]() ![]() ![]() |
And now, who is to be blamed? Failed government? Pathetic country? Sad ![]() ![]() |
Sad. RIP Goldie. |
He ran as fast as his legs could carry him, glancing back periodically to see the bunch of AK47 welding mobile policemen gaining on him. The yellow helmet which he wore alongside his thick sweater and black pair of handgloves gave him off as a commercial motorcyclist A young female fruit hawker of about sixteen let out a loud howl as one of the policemen pushed her over, causing her to fall along with her wares on the expressway. She fell hitting the hard coal tar road with her buttocks as the unconcerned policemen ran past. The apples, oranges and mangoes which she hawked rolled onto the express and got squashed by over-speeding drivers- Who cares? The motorcyclist glanced back again and ducked in time to avoid being hit by a rock 'missile' hauled at him by one of the cops "Stop or I shoot, stop or I shoot", one of the mobile police-officers shouted in a local accent as he ran , aiming his Kalashnikov rifle at the motorcyclist Passers-by, traders and residents looked towards the direction the 'order' had come from and all hell was let loose at the sight of a policeman aiming a rifle at 'God knows who'. Commotion set in as people ran helter-skelter, mothers shouted in fear as they dragged their children into their houses from the balconies, traders ran into their shops and quickly banged the doors behind them. Bus drivers and 'conductors' at a nearby park hurriedly lied under their buses and began praying feverently while the roadside hawkers abandoned their wares with some fleeing into nearby shrubs while others decided the gutter was a safer haven. Some women and children could be seen running into the horrible smelling and unkempt public toilets which they previously dared due to the stench, maggots, flies and rodents which overran it "Where're all these people coming from?", a big fat ugly-looking rat seemed to ask as it dashed through the 'crowd' of feet which stamped the ground profusely in the commotion and made its way into its hole in a corner. Apparently, it wasn't used to getting much visitors A football match had been abandoned and playing field had suddenly become empty. The only tell-tale signs that a football match had been in progress earlier on were the clothes, bags, socks and boots which laid on the field- all abandoned. The football itself, which possession had been fought for by twenty-two agile men some few seconds ago simply laid by a goalpost with no player or spectator in view. Within seconds, the entire vicinity had been abandoned, all in the bid to avoid a possible 'stray' bullet from the muzzle of the rifle of a trigger happy policeman Luckily, the policeman didn't pull the trigger and the motorcyclist's life would have been saved but unfortunately for the motorcyclist, fate would always have its way; "To whom death is decreed, death is decreed"- Period. He blindedly dashed across the expressway all in a bid to avoid a possible barrage of hot lead from the rusty Avtomat Kalashnikova rifle which had probably been manufactured when his great grand-father's mother was still soiling nappies An articulated lorry, fully loaded with cement, with the driver unaware of the happenings hit the motorcyclist sending him more than twelve feet into the air before running over his possibly lifeless body as it touched the ground "Thank God say no be me kill am", the mobile policeman who had earlier aimed his rifle at the motorcyclist shouted in enthusiasm as he alongside his "cohorts" grabbed the tipper driver and began accusing him of murder An old woman immediately passed out atthe gory sight as traders, passers-by and residents peered at the road from their hideouts to see the lifeless, decimated body of the motorcyclist on the expressway. The articulated lorry remained on the road with its engine still running as the mobile policemen dragged away the driver who had began pleading for leniency Some women suddenly began wailing in a distance while others simply hissed. The men shook their heads in pity as children began cursing the policemen loudly. The scenario brought to the fore once again, the ever-rising tales of police brutality. |
Mad Cow: And a CPC government ordered the Military to shoot at unarmed students!! Same way the CPC governments encouraged their supporters to kill corp members.Get ur acts straight. Goodluck Jonathan is the the president and commander in chief of the armed forces and must have sent the soldiers there but it's one thing to send someone somewhere and it's another for the person to do as sent. But with the Nigerian situation today, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the state governor or even the vc that called the soldiers with Jonathan knowing nothing about it. But it's bad, really really bad. |
coretechng: I use and sell this without any headache.how much does it cost? |
C. whyte:ok, thanks 4 d info ![]() and about my attitude, it isn't about me, u know nairalanders, they'll just view and leave and one would get no answer. I've posted these kinds of topic twice and no one even bothered to give answers. Sorry about it. |
confusion247: I have been buying from aliexpress.com for the past four months. I haven't had any issue of fraud or scam with them before. One good thing about aliexpress.com is that your supplier will be paid when you confirm that you've received your goods. What you see on their website is exactly what you get.thanks |
I want to buy a tablet from amazon.com, aliexpress.com or comdocs.co.uk but with these scammers on rampage, one can't be too sure and I also found out that amazon and aliexpress don't really sell the goods but rather, people sign up on these sites and sell. So I want to ask; Have you ever bought something from any of these sites? How long did it take to be delivered? Was it of good quality just as advertised? Have you ever been scammed on any of these sites or do you know anyone that has been scammed? How do I pay for the product, do I use my regular master card or do I need a special card to shop online? And finally, how secure are these sites? |
tellwisdom: I have been hearing this pistorious for some time now…Please what exactly is pistorious??stop asking foo:lish questions, pistorious as the name implies pisto+rious and is gotten from two words, PISTOl and notoRIOUS which is used to refer to someone who's notoRIOUS for killing with a PISTOl |
I wanted to become a millionaire, now I'm a nairalander ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
bencharmy: pls advice me pals.....Friends have given you their "them say them say" and you called him but he has no reasonable answer to give you. So what else do you want? You can call him for the last time or more preferably wait till you're on holidays and request to see him in a public place. But I doubt if he hasn't moved forward bt u know, u really can't trust ur friends judgement. Wish u lick sha. BTW, first to comment ![]() ![]() ![]() first time |
I'm definitely signing up for this. I've been looking for online writing jobs on the net since about 2 days ago. Right on point, many thanks 2 Jidetheblogger* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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