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alaoeri: Anytime i read things of this nature i just pity Africa ωε are hundred of years behind this ppl.

we are not.
They do the painful part of invention, we import and consume.
How is that a problem?
When we need leukemia hiv injection, we take flight to the UK or US and get it shikenah!

SELFWORTH: Are military men gods. Why all these nonsense as if they are above the law. The boy was wrong but please stop worshipping all these men in uniform .

Next time you return to Nigeria, slap a military man.
Make sure you leave a suicide note behind to explain your reasons 'cause you won't get the time after the slap, I assure you.

nigeriantalent: Ok Dual core thanks a lot, I appreciate your help.

bringout money and see how your job gets dona in 2s hours. Its just a simple algorigthm I can round up in an hour or two.
I believe many other developers can do this. Problem is, u didn't put a price tag.

Dealfish thought a business model that worked abroad will work in Nigeria.
I see iRocktv on the same path too.
There are many of such e-commerce sites that will go down real soon.
T
Nigerians won't just buy from the internet. Can you buy a shoe you have not even seen from a website for thrice the price?

Ww3 will be ammageddon!

Most huge buildings in abuja are virtually empty from the 3rd floor.
So what will be happening in all the 34 out of 37 floors?
9/11; alqaeda flew a boeing into the US world Trade Center.
If care is not taken, boko haram will drive keke na pepsa into this one, or that helicopter that that unijos student built out of scrap. (Who teach boko haram how to drive plane?)

I've seen a home girl die in cold blood. . .

Who will cpc produce in 2015?
Buhari = perpetual looser
Sanusi = unelectable
Elrufai = cyber cafe attenfant (or how does he manage to update twitter and facebook every other minute)

Boko haramophobia has finished the north, long before 2015.
They have to do something about it or forget 2015.
My opinion though.

Wsdm: And when it comes to spewing trash on others they call it freedom of expression. The whole world shall one day wake up from their slumber to know the real enemy of peace in the world.

go to UK and download Inspire.

aka tonero: Him get family? Person wey come New York club come cos fight because of money wey no reach $100. Him get luck say I no upload the pix n dramma here.mtsheeeeew

do u know how much $100 is worth in Nigeria?

So far methinks he has not used his talent well enough.
He has as much voice as face.
And most of the times, he was confuse - he did commedy on stage, then went into music then tv show then confused then konfuzed then music etc - wasn't organised enough.

Yvonne is not bold to go to maiduguri and report. If she doesn't go, she'll loose her job. Don't u get it?

It would be helpful to attempt using blogs and free websites before going into web development

Its just amazing

I didn't create a blog, I created something that could help others blog successfully.
They success just came on its own. I don't smile to the bank because use internet banking
www.dwitch.com
Its amazing all you can do with it!

She has to be Sasha Obama, obama's daughter, even at that I'll use nollywood blooad

I dont even know what he's singing about.

lol

ignis: I heard the sound. I was even thinking its the sound of Gun shot.
JTF have sorrounded the area now.

Guy find your level oooh, make them no shoot you join boko haram. They consider you all extremists.

Facebook more than double's its revenue every year.

Current figures are fully disclosed in the SEC S-1 (page 50)

2009: Ad revenue - $764M; Payments, other fees - $13M
2010: Ad revenue - $1,868M; Payments, other fees - $106M
2011: Ad revenue - $3,154M; Payments, other fees - $557M

Presumably, over time FB will aspire to further diversify its revenue sources (indeed that's the reflected trend), adding third-party ad-serving and search into the mixture, both ripe markets in which they might have a natural advantage.

Though The figures above are greedily high, they dont also explain mark zuckerberg's wealth.
Zuckerberg is worth $16B early this year, he had run facebook for 9 years only (2003 - 2012).
$16B after 9 years only, means he was making nearly $2B per year personally.
This conflicts their IPO figures above! So where does Zuck Make his money?

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Is she wearing sack of Garri or what?
This cloth no fit am. This must be a publicity stunt . lol
#just_thinking

If you wipe Nyash with Naira, guy, your nyash don go

To start business you will definitely need the following few things:-
1. Either your own capital or a funding source. If you have accumulated enough money, then you can think about starting the business.
2. Initial people who can work with you. Nobody would easily be convinced to work with you. You will need to convince them either by hypnotizing them with your extrapolated ideas or giving them a picture of growth or opportunities or a very good pay packet(much higher than market).
3. An idea which would work. Don't just jump into a business without having an idea which is fairly good and workable.
4. Knowhow about the business which you want to start. If you do not have some knowhow about the field in which you want to start the business before you jump into it, you will be fooled very badly by employees, if you do not get good trustworthy employees.
5. Some knowledge on Taxation, Labor Laws, company laws, Contract Laws, Intellectual Property laws, your Industry Specific Laws etc., so that you do not get into trouble or regulatory issues.
If you think you are good with all the 5 points above, go ahead and start a business. Take this as a checklist before starting any business. 

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He should be sure the police will get him by all means soon.

Planning on learning web development? Here is what you need to know.

To keep it very simple :

There are mainly two types of languages in web development :

1. Client Server Scripting -
Go as follows -
HTML
CSS
JavaScript

2. Server Side Scripting
Go as follows -
WAMP Stack (Apache,Mysql,PHP) -for windows
Similary there are lamp stack for linux.XAMP for All platforms

3.Advance Level
Go as Folows -
Jquery
AJAX

You will be pretty comfortable in developing websites after learning this stuff .You can try this link if one is absolute beginner :
W3Schools Online Web Tutorials (w3schools.com)
Hope this will help !!

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The journey to interview Internet security guru John McAfee began with a secret phrase, a mysterious driver and a circuitous route full of left turns, right turns and U-turns.
It concluded at a safe house on a tropical island paradise, where the 67-year-old was waiting in disguise --as an old man with salt and pepper hair -- to tell his bizarre tale.
"It hasn't been a lot of fun. I miss my prior life. Much of it has been deprivation. No baths, poor food," McAfee told CNN Friday in his first on-camera interview since going on the run from Belize authorities who want to question him in the killing of his neighbor.
Three people have been detained for questioning in the killing, police have said, and investigators are pursuing multiple leads.
Three detained in killing of Internet pioneer's neighbor
Murder mystery in paradise Dogs central to McAfee murder mystery?
Belize authorities say they only want to talk to McAfee about the November 11 shooting death of American businessman Gregory Faull, who was found dead in his home near San Pedro, on the Caribbean island of Ambergris Caye.
The case began to unfold on November 9, when McAfee told police someone poisoned four of his dogs. To put them out of their misery, he shot each in the head and buried them on his property, a former girlfriend said.
Officials say the dogs' barking and aggressive behavior was a frequent source of friction between McAfee and Faull, a 52-year-old contractor who retired to Belize from Florida and lived next door.
Two days later someone shot Faull in the head in his own living room. A 9 mm shell was found on the second step on the first floor, and Faull was found dead on the second floor.
During the interview, McAfee said he did not kill Faull and did not pay anybody to kill the man.
So why not surrender to police for questioning? "I will not," McAfee said, adding his priority is to clear his name.
To hear McAfee, who is not a suspect, tell it: He's a man on the run, afraid for his life, from authorities who he has been at odds with since refusing to pay a bribe to a politician months earlier.
McAfee is so fearful, he says, that he carries up to a dozen disposable cell phones at one time. He estimates he has gone through 200 since he fled more than three weeks ago.
In fact, he only agreed to an interview with CNN after a number of conversations that involved middle men, telephone calls with ever changing numbers and, finally, a cloak and dagger meeting complete with a secret phrase and response.
The phrase: "Sorry I'm late."
The response: "That's OK, we are waiting for our co-worker."
McAfee's near daily "catch me if you can" game is wearing thin with investigators, who are baffled and angered by the allegations.
Recently, he began a blog to chronicle his time on the run, the media's portrayal of him and what he describes as harassment by the Belize government.
The longer it all goes on, the more suspicious police become.
McAfee doesn't know how the story will play out. "I don't have a crystal ball. I'm going to fight until something changes," he said.
"I will certainly not turn myself in, and I will certainly not quit fighting. I will not stop my blog."
For the software security pioneer, the end will come only if he's arrested or he gets away from corrupt officials.
"Get away doesn't mean leave the country. It means they will, No. 1, find the murderer of Mr. Faull and, No. 2, the people of this country -- who are by and large terrified to speak out -- start speaking out," he said.
McAfee founded his namesake computer security software in 1987, running it initially out of his home in California. He sold his stake in McAfee Associates in 1994.
A 2009 story in the New York Times indicated his fortune had plunged to $4 million from its $100 million peak, due largely to the real estate and stock market crashes that hit his investments.
McAfee moved to Belize in 2008. And in February 2010, he started QuorumEx, which claims on its website to be trying to "re-invent the way modern medicine combats and disarms pathogenic bacteria."

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Lawd of Mercy!

A Jewish woman in Isfahan, Iran, was murdered and cut in half by Muslim extremists who wanted to take over her home, Israel Radio reported on Thursday.

Relatives of the woman said she had lived next to a newly built mosque, and worshippers had demanded that she and her family leave their home so the mosque could be expanded.

The woman submitted a complaint to authorities about the efforts to take over her home. On Monday, a group of thugs came to her house, murdered her, and, according to reports, cut her body in half.

The event left the Jewish community in Iran, estimated to be around 25,000 people, worried and fearing escalating violence against it.

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ROSS: They said am making money, must be illuminati, (am)talking to the holyghost - in my Bugatti!
P Diddy: Father(Lord) forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.
ROSS: he knocking on the door dont let the devil in!
Touch'em with the holy ghost, can you here me Father(Lord)?!

Chris brown copied a full note on his body lol.
Wish them well though

After going back and forth for several years on their relationship, the young pair decided to flaunt their love in public last night as Rihanna (ofcourse) instagramed a photo of she kissing and hugging Chris brown.

Love is such a good thing!

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He's 88 years old, & has been hospitalized in Houston with bronchitis, after being in and out of The Methodist Hospital in the Texas Medical Center over the last few weeks. He is being treated for complications related to his bronchitis.

"He is in stable condition, and is expected to be released within the next 72 hours,"

Methodist Hospital said in a statement Thursday. He was admitted out of "an abundance of caution" due to his age, a source close to the family said.

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