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CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by modestdude(m):
Abeg, is the husband a photographer huh
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by modestdude(m): 9:32pm On Jun 16, 2015
imsuboi:
They came to rob again
you can't eat your cake and have it back. You guyz sacrificed students unionism (aluta spirit) coz of yeye unqualitative free education. You guys have to live with or fight for the restoration of students unionism.

Let me take you back to history. Before the great Knoble SUG regime of 2007 8th republic, Clef was the tin-god of Bishop's court. Security levies are charged and enforced by his agents. Worse still, he worked hand in hand with the police and even attended hostel landlords and police security meeting at the state police headquarters. Now Countdown to the inception of Knoble's regime, this hydra-headed problem was tackled head on through a petition to the I.G of police who ordered the commissioner of police in Imo state to address the issue in partnership with the SUG. Then series of closed door meetings were held between SUG and police. Thereafter, a court injunction was obtained to dissolve the security committee of Bishop's court headed by Clef and to evict him from bishop's court on the grounds that he was rusticated from school and as such was no longer a student. SUG with the police kicked him out of Bishop's court after 7 years of impunity. It was easy because division was created first within his camp (cultist). The SUG promised his second automatic installment as the head if he garners majority support of their men. A picture of the millions Clef has made overtime was painted and it stuck to his brains.

After the overthrow, a fresh election was conducted and neutral guy was elected after the SUG influenced the disqualification of Clef's second by the Police based on cult activities. Detective Steve, feared by all, was always there with his men when the Union called.

I think you guys have Detective John now or someone else. Police headquarters always assigns a team of detectives for imsu. Contact them, they can be of help. However the lasting solution like i said before lies with the UNION
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by modestdude(m): 4:25pm On Jun 03, 2015
lomomike:
Yes, however take it to a qualified mechanic and not kazeem.
Lol. Thankz Man
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by modestdude(m): 10:10pm On Jun 02, 2015
lomomike:
You have to check the pulleys, and serpentine belt to know if they're still good, if they're bad, change them with genuine ones. If they're still good, (while the engine is turned off and not running) check for slack or taut in the serpentine belt and adjust it.
it means i will need to take it to an Auto Mech for adjustment should it be a problem of slack in the serpentine belt
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by modestdude(m): 9:38pm On Jun 02, 2015
lomomike:
Can you pin point where the noise exactly comes from ?
The A/C fan belt
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by modestdude(m):
Hello house, i acquired a Lexus Rx300 Suv 2000 model in January this year and i have been driving it since then. I have come to notice that whenever i switch on the engine and immediately put on the A/C, a whistling noise always emanate from the engine and this goes on till i switch the gear to drive and accelerate. The noise will then fizzle out.

What could be the problem and What's the way out please? Apart from this issue, i have enjoyed the car in all ramification.

Secondly, how often should the car go for servicing? I have only it once since january.

CC: lomomike, Gazzuz
CelebritiesRe: 12 Scandals That Shook Nollywood To The Core by modestdude(m): 8:42am On May 31, 2015
kilode100:
How sweet.. kiss

.....But the ship has already sailed.....
Let the ship anchor @ my bay kiss
CelebritiesRe: 12 Scandals That Shook Nollywood To The Core by modestdude(m): 8:06am On May 31, 2015
kilode100:
Whyhuh
It took me time to do this and I am so glad I did it.
Putting up my pic has earned me a million already...
My friend dared me that Nairaland boys will tear me to shreds but so far all I have are fine words,pm,and some idiots telling me how fat I was, as if I didn't know that already....

I feel so good about myself and I get massive orgasm from calling people ugly.. I too ve been there, so right now, I can do whatever, say anything I like. grin grin grin
I like your courage dear. You can only be you and not someone else. But soft pedal on your aspersion on the appearance or looks of other individuals lest people misjudge you as being envious. Find other things that can give you Orgasm, if you won't mind me. kiss
CelebritiesRe: 12 Scandals That Shook Nollywood To The Core by modestdude(m): 7:49am On May 31, 2015
What about Genevieve Nnaji's anal sex scandal with Atiku Abubakar? huh
PoliticsRe: Yusuf Buhari And Sisters At Presidential Inauguration Gala Night (photo) by modestdude(m): 6:33am On May 31, 2015
IkpeChioma:
So na this aboki girls dey die for.Mtcheww. We have lots of handsom dudes here in SE.
Chukwu gozierem gi nwanyi oma. Igbo amaka. Iwu onye imo be anyi?
PoliticsRe: Yusuf Buhari And Sisters At Presidential Inauguration Gala Night (photo) by modestdude(m): 6:24am On May 31, 2015
kilode100:
Auntyhuh
You ain't spring chicken yourself.
Just call me Baby next time.
Baby i apologize on his behalf cheesy. Probably he doesn't know it takes a big chunk of flesh to protect a fragile 'baby' heart
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Orijin101 by modestdude(m): 7:47pm On May 22, 2015
tohpahz:
Happy birthday dear..
May you have all the good Things of life as you add a year to your years today.
Long life and prosperity is yours..
Just chill and have a blast..
kiss smiley

Cc orijin101
Ipledge
Sinaj
Kinglekan
Alberto2k
Kingtom
Dharay99
Prettythicksme
Lagmostkuit

You guys should come and see this birthday nigga oo!!
What sort of Campaign team do you have that you guyz couldn't CC me to come around and vote. I won't be happy if you didn't clinch that crown. Am already vexed i didn't vote coz you deserve it.

Tohpahz di ok
Tohpahz bu weight

So uburu na mma
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by modestdude(m): 4:20pm On May 19, 2015
Hello everyone, i'm indicating interest to join this club. I hope to learn more to improve my literary skills. I have been a silent follower of this poetry section for a long time now.
Help me dissect this poem i wrote

A DISHONOURABLE HONOUR.

The frenzy was just unimaginable
Everywhere so buzzing
Cards at the marts again became profitable
With aroma of berbecue in eateries oozing

They said love is in the air
Red skimpy wears clutched the pleasure zones of our eves
The other parts, the sun treated so unfair
Twas in honour of Valentine the love chief of chiefs

Down the street was a pitiable sight
Tears streaming down the cheeks of a daughter of eve
Her boo she had just caught pants down with another in broad daylight
She too earlier was with another so brief

At the other side of the bend
A horror movie beamed live
In a clandestine manner a life came to an abrupt end
By the dagger of a jealous gang of five

Just down here right beneath my floor
A man violated a daughter of eve
For daring to walk out of the door
Without returning his valentine's financial gestures with a cleave

As the seconds ticked by, ushering in nightfall.
Traffic became mad as hotels and hot spots turned into a place of pilgrimage
Concubines sat on the laps of Ogas while baby-making machines became expendables like James bond in skyfall.
Condoms littered the roadsides in the wee hours thus painting a sodomic image.

In honour of Valentine they say it is, or is it not?
I can't stop but keep wondering.
How messy it has been for the memmorial of a poor priest who dared the emperor to tie the knot.
With this dishonourable honour methinks his spirit is not at peace but wandering.

To the people of corinth St Paul bared it all.
That love does not rejoice in evil, so it is.
To play in our court now is the ball.
So lets right the wrongs by loving rightly with ease

-Modestdude
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Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by modestdude(m): 4:11pm On May 19, 2015
Hello everyone, i'm indicating interest to join this club. I hope to learn more to improve my literary skills. I have been a silent follower of this poetry section for a long time now.
Help me dissect this poem i wrote

A DISHONOURABLE HONOUR.

The frenzy was just unimaginable
Everywhere so buzzing
Cards at the marts again became profitable
With aroma of berbecue in eateries oozing

They said love is in the air
Red skimpy wears clutched the pleasure zones of our eves
The other parts, the sun treated so unfair
Twas in honour of Valentine the love chief of chiefs

Down the street was a pitiable sight
Tears streaming down the cheeks of a daughter of eve
Her boo she had just caught pants down with another in broad daylight
She too earlier was with another so brief

At the other side of the bend
A horror movie beamed live
In a clandestine manner a life came to an abrupt end
By the dagger of a jealous gang of five

Just down here right beneath my floor
A man violated a daughter of eve
For daring to walk out of the door
Without returning his valentine's financial gestures with a cleave

As the seconds ticked by, ushering in nightfall.
Traffic became mad as hotels and hot spots turned into a place of pilgrimage
Concubines sat on the laps of Ogas while baby-making machines became expendables like James bond in skyfall.
Condoms littered the roadsides in the wee hours thus painting a sodomic image.

In honour of Valentine they say it is, or is it not?
I can't stop but keep wondering.
How messy it has been for the memmorial of a poor priest who dared the emperor to tie the knot.
With this dishonourable honour methinks his spirit is not at peace but wandering.

To the people of corinth St Paul bared it all.
That love does not rejoice in evil, so it is.
To play in our court now is the ball.
So lets right the wrongs by loving rightly with ease

-Modestdude
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by modestdude(m): 2:36pm On May 19, 2015
I give it to

TOHPAHZ.....Beauty and Brains

Once again, I vote for only

TOHPAHZ

cc. NLJega
CelebritiesRe: Lady Begs Jim Iyke To Marry Her by modestdude(m): 7:45am On May 19, 2015
iphunanya:
Wonders undecided
Wonders my dear, some ladies are shameless and have thrown caution to the wind all in the name of westernization.

News headlines supposed to be this way 'Modestdude begs Iphunanya to marry him' smiley wink. Meanwhile, this one is beyond an e.g. I just started my own dream.

Upeke nwa, afulu m dp gi gbakaa. Sent you a P.M
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by modestdude(m): 12:38pm On May 15, 2015
Hello everyone, i'm indicating interest to join this club. I hope to learn more to improve my literary skills. I have been a silent follower of this poetry section for a long time now.
Help me dissect this poem i wrote

A DISHONOURABLE HONOUR.

The frenzy was just unimaginable
Everywhere so buzzing
Cards at the marts again became profitable
With aroma of berbecue in eateries oozing

They said love is in the air
Red skimpy wears clutched the pleasure zones of our eves
The other parts, the sun treated so unfair
Twas in honour of Valentine the love chief of chiefs

Down the street was a pitiable sight
Tears streaming down the cheeks of a daughter of eve
Her boo she had just caught pants down with another in broad daylight
She too earlier was with another so brief

At the other side of the bend
A horror movie beamed live
In a clandestine manner a life came to an abrupt end
By the dagger of a jealous gang of five

Just down here right beneath my floor
A man violated a daughter of eve
For daring to walk out of the door
Without returning his valentine's financial gestures with a cleave

As the seconds ticked by, ushering in nightfall.
Traffic became mad as hotels and hot spots turned into a place of pilgrimage
Concubines sat on the laps of Ogas while baby-making machines became expendables like James bond in skyfall.
Condoms littered the roadsides in the wee hours thus painting a sodomic image.

In honour of Valentine they say it is, or is it not?
I can't stop but keep wondering.
How messy it has been for the memmorial of a poor priest who dared the emperor to tie the knot.
With this dishonourable honour methinks his spirit is not at peace but wandering.

To the people of corinth St Paul bared it all. That love does not rejoice in evil, so it is.
To play in our court now is the ball.
So lets right the wrongs by loving rightly with ease.
NYSCRe: How Nysc Corp Member Almost Lost His Life To Torture In Camp by modestdude(m): 8:47am On May 15, 2015
NYSC has never had any better DG than Brigadier I.M TSIGA (2009 and may be till 2011). May God bless this fine officer now retired.

Corpers welfare and security was top on his priority. I remember him calling out his phone number on parade ground to us in 2009, to report any act of molestation from any soldier or police to the Nigerian corper directly to him and like he promised, his line was regularly on with no P.A on phone calls to answer his calls. He championed the increament of corpers allowee from the measly 9,700 to what it is now.

Those soldiers and police for hear am now, if it were TSIGA.

This is what he had to say when asked about the worst moment of his career

"As a matter of fact, my worst moment was at the peak of my career, during my time as the DG of the NYSC. It was a moment in my life which I will never forget.
That period, many young and vibrant youths who held high hopes for this nation, and were serving the nation in joy and fulfillment, were gruesomely murdered while working as adhoc staff of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) during elections.
The attack and, in some cases, cold-blooded murder of some corps members during the 2011 election was the worst moment of my career. It is one moment I will never forget in a hurry, one in which promising youths giving selfless service were innocently attacked and murdered"

What a fine Officer he is, to have spoken so noble of the Nigerian Corper @bolded

God bless TSIGA. I enjoyed service 2009, felt like an untouchable federal pikin by soldiers and police alike. I was arrested by unscrupulous police officers on usual evening raid and after my espirit de corp salutation (lol) and identification as a Corper was blushed aside. I called Tsiga who demanded to speak with them. I didn't know what he told them in just 10 seconds and i was freed with the speed of light and dropped with the same police van.

Abeg make una sorry for my long narration. I just dey pour out my emotion how i like that man. The first Director General who did NYSC
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 8:24am On May 13, 2015
sulaidon:
Pls house I have a thesame problem of dob which is been reduce by one year, I wrote my waec may/june 2008 in lagos and I notice my date of birth is been reduce by one year. And now I have relocated to kano. Pls any kindhearted person in d huse to advise me on wat to do. I have gone for a series of interview wit no success, d lst I went d interviewer draw my attention to that.
Your case has merit and will be speedily ammended based on the fact that no one will seek to increase/add to his DOB on WAEC certificate. Be that as it may, you will need to go to your school, obtain a letter of introduction and complaint stamped and signed. Then you attach it with your Certificate of birth (Hospital preferably) to your Original WAEC certificate and go to the WAEC office in your school's state along with your school Principal/VP/Registrar, who will complete an ammendment form on your behalf. You will then be asked to pay a receipted fee of 5K per error at the accounts section. Now, assuming you are ammending the day, month and year, its 15K.

Thereafter, your apllication will be forwarded to Lagos Head office and you will be asked to come back in 2months time
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 8:03am On May 13, 2015
adepink:
Thanks for this info. Apparently I need to create time to follow this through. I appreciate
You are welcome. Don't send anybody again, fashion out time to pursue it to a conclusive end. You will be glad you did
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m):
butanep:
I have heard You Mr know it all
I will prefer you call me, 'Mr i-know-my-job'. Good night
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 8:44pm On May 12, 2015
butanep:
Do what you think wil be the best... Zonal office can be boycotted to head office direct in this case

Am just saying what I know
why are you finding it so hard to understand? Was your case that of faded certificate? The process you know is the process peculiar to your own problem which was erasure of online result for which certificate was printed and issued to the candidate.

Please stay on your lane. Don't come here forming ITK huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 7:10pm On May 12, 2015
butanep:
Zonal Office will delay the process... I know what am saying...

The zonal office will slow the process... she should go to the head office with the VP or principal with the master list of the sch of that year and attached a letter with the sch letter head... The head office will honor it explains to them, how urgent it is... it will make the process faster...
its like you are the HNO of WAEC. You have changed the system of waec. angry

Pls stop comparing your complex case with hers. You are implying that she should go to Edo state from Abuja and then ask the VP to follow her to Lagos Head office.

Btw what do you mean by Zonal office slows process? Are you aware that the Branch controller and in this case, the Zonal cordinator of the office requesting will initiate the minutes process on the completed form?Correspondences are moved on a regular basis to Lagos head office on a week interval atleast. undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 6:55pm On May 12, 2015
[quote author=Nsiman post=33671669][/quote]Nov/Dec is a private candidate examination. The candidate here deals directly with the council on issues of collection of result and ammendment of result. The candidate is no longer a third party but he bears responsibility for any registration error made because he registered in a cybercafe and not in Waec office. So whaterver he uploads for waec is what waec receives.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 6:45pm On May 12, 2015
butanep:
Who said you can't take any legal action against waec... I have issued a petition to waec through my laywer for alteration of my online result....

They apologized and made the necessary validation.
Please don't misunderstand me. I said particularly on this issue of registration error involving Name and Date of birth, and not your online issue you keep making reference to.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 4:38pm On May 12, 2015
butanep:
that one hard oooooo....

She can still try... leave the zonal office and go to the head office in lagos...
Head office will not honour her application. Mind you, this is May/June and not Nov/Dec. It must flow with the right channel and that is, from the office of your exam centre location (state)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 4:32pm On May 12, 2015
Nsiman:
If it's possible, all persons having issues with WAEC certificate and the WAEC has refused to attend or make the necessary correction(s) should team up and take legal action against them compelling them to take action on valid complains.
You can't take Legal action against Waec because, Waec did not register you for their exam rather your school presented and registered you for waec exams. They made the error and not Waec. That's garbage in, garbage out as one poster rightly said.

That's why WAEC charge admnistrative fee for correction of error. So be patient with them and follow the right channels
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 3:06pm On May 12, 2015
butanep:
my dear I had such problem... All my details were not visible online after my certificate has been issued to me. in my certificate all my details are intact but was invisible online and my sch work with the online result....

It wasn't easy for me ooo... I was almost expelled from sch... I went to their zonal office in benin and there were saying nonsense, then I left with my VP to lagos... after much talking they didn't listen to us... we even have to consult the media house for help... it was even published on national dailies before waec did something...

It's wasn't easy ooo... it took me over one month to address the situation...
yours is a different case from hers. Your result was invisible online whereas her situation is that of faded certificate (Hard copy)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 3:03pm On May 12, 2015
adepink:
Actually my case is different. I wrote mine in Edo state and none of my info is visible. As in all my informations are not clear, not even my name, dob, my grades etc.
I applied through the school to waec Benin, after spending a lot, nothing was done. Apparently the principal and my so called cousin that was suppose to help just deceived me.
My problem is distance to Edo state and I need a direct contact person that actually works with waec. Its really frustrating
Calm down dear, the truth is that if you were made to part with some money for reprinting of your faded certificate, your cousin scammed you. Reprinting of faded certificate attracts no fee. it is the responsibility of the council to reprint it for you without much delay. i believe you wrote WAEC in 2005, thats the year with this peculiar problem. see what you will do.

Go to WAEC zonal office in Aduwawa Benin city with your school registrar. Convince him/her to go with you with a letter of introduction and complaint written on the school's letter-headed paper, stamped and signed.

When you get to the office, your school registrar will complete an ammendment form on your behalf. This completed form will be attached with your Original certificate and submitted at the Results and certificate section of Exam department. Thats all

Do not part with any money. i repeat, do not part with any money unless you want to tip your school registrar for the 'incovenience'.

PM me whenever you are ready
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by modestdude(m): 12:20pm On May 12, 2015
butanep:
you said very easy? I don't agree with you oo...


Nothing is easy when it comes to Waec... now that it involved, printing of new certificate. It is not that easy... they will tell you the board need to seat to consider your request...

Waec can be frustrating sometimes...
How do you mean bro? @the bolded. Due process is entrenched in the modus operandi of WAEC to sustain its standard. Every complaint of certificate ammendment must pass through the ammendment committee panel who looks into the complaint and determine the merit of the application. Thousands of these applications flood into the committee awaiting their judgement. It is a painstaking job and you don't expect them to grant merit to someone seeking to reduce his/her age on the certificate for job hunt probably because he/she has aged above most organization's age requirement. This kind of application is even considered dead on arrival.

My advice is if you know your case is not genuine, don't even bother to waste your money on correction fee and don't patronise touts who are here promising to deliver in 5 days. The most genuine post-examination case cannot even be revalidated/ammended within 1 week
CrimeRe: Drug Trafficking: 132 Nigerians Waiting To Die In China, Indonesia, Singapore by modestdude(m): 11:00pm On May 04, 2015
softysparky:
My dear it's high time people take responsibility for their actions and way of life. Are you saying all those men making an honest living don't have women around themhuh
You cheat because you want to, push drugs because you want to, carry guns and kill because you want to. Most men even make dirty money nowadays simply to impress and intimidate their fellow men.

You guys should leave women out of it.
we can't leave women out of it. Our existence revolves around you even God knows that. So you will take a share of the blame for these unwarranted materialistic tendencies and pressure. Anyway i blame the foolish guys who are in the habit of impressing ladies with money.
CrimeRe: Drug Trafficking: 132 Nigerians Waiting To Die In China, Indonesia, Singapore by modestdude(m): 7:06pm On May 04, 2015
softysparky:
My brothers will never learn.
We don't need these dirty and fast cash anymore.
Igbo men mostly make money to impress their women whose taste are way beyond the heavens. Until issues like exorbitant bride price and over materialism is critically looked into and stopped, many more deaths awaits my Igbo brothers in the get-rich-or-die-trying game

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