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talk2dekky:
What platoon are you in? If you ever have any toothache in camp. I am always in the camp clinic.

Sup dear, Do you have a solution for bleeding gum? Sometimes when i brush, blood comes out. Dunno if i have a hole inbetween my teeth. Am in Ado, i need ur help

Came here to see if the pages have hit 1000 .

Voting Tayo like mad while sipping Tayo's water

Its Tayorification atyma
Am Tayofied
Am Tayonized.

Tayo...The realest, the funniest, the sexiest, the craziest (don't mind the star meter), the most expressive and the HOTshot. Tayo the Mr. Faithful (not like the one that had his d.ick caressed or the one hoping from bed to bed or the ones giving careless kisses) He is Mr. Africa coz he represents Africa's values to the core and deserves to get to the finals.

Keep voting Tayo, karma is watching those that would rather vote those undeserving of a final place over Tayo.

Am i the only one imagining that '69'? That shows Nigeria is a romantic nation

GoodGirl2:
I've never doubted that he's real and entertaining and I've been his supporter since Day 1.
My point is that other housemates know exactly what to do to press his buttons because they know how emotional he is and I'm just afraid he's falling for the bait. If I were him I would surprise them by denying them a weapon to use against me.

Cool, I agree with you on this. He is now tensed up uncertain of what may happen on sunday. He should chill a bit

GoodGirl2:
Amen to that!!
Tayo may have his weaknesses but at least he's not humiliating his lover on TV like the winner of BBA Season 2. I have a lot of admiration for men who put persistent women in their place, although I feel there are better ways in which Tayo ought to have handled the matter.

which best way should he have handled it for someone who walked away 3 times and was still being trolled? When yu push someone to the wall, the rebound always comes with a force. Tayo is the real hotshot not those boreshots and deadshots. He's real and has been that way since week 1. He can't act fake coz of the Ex-housemates

All you ladies giving up on Tayo because he refused to be sexually hounded by Miss P for the love and respect he has for his wife @ home which led to her calling him a failure, i tire for una o. I don't know what you gals really want. A promiscuous man or a faithful man who wards off female arseholes from his space even if it means doing so with vituperous attacks. Abeg mek una let Tayo rest joor. Whether he wins or not, am proud of him. He is the kind of faithful man i will be to my lovely wife in the nearest future.

#Teamtayothecraziest

I vote for;

Kwonder

Kulboy

Amefrica

Chrisviral

Kiddablings

#Teamcuteguys #Teamfineguys #Teamintelligentguys

macklef:
[size=28pt]SERIOUSLY, AM NOT ROOTING/CAMPAIGNING. There a number of peeps i want in the next round based on merit.
BUT IF EMPERORKING20 DOSNT MAKE IT OUT TO THE NEXT STAGE BASED ON DEFINATION OF AN ALL ROUNDED QUALIFIED CONTESTANT.
AND SOME RANDOM NICCUR SCALES THROUGH. THEN U VOTERS SUCK[/size]

#TeamJustSaying
#TeamBatteryLow

i feel like slapping you

teekay12:
Well, I'd educate you, cos that's why we are here. For the purpose of the House constituencies, Ekiti has 26. That's because some local governments are large, reason being that they're a fusion of close to 12 communities in some. Because of this, some local governments have 2 constituencies. I hope you get it now?

Okay, thats cool. Thank you for this knowledge, thank you for your time and thank you for your Mb. I will check out those constituencies

The last timei checked, Ekiti has 16 LGAs. How come they have 26 assembly members? If 7 is with the PDP, then 9 and not 19 is with APC. Please I stand to be corrected if am wrong.

IFY124:
My daughter's birthday mate

Wow! Really? She's greatness personified. Always support her on this journey to greatness. Say me hi to her

Fresia01:
first class candidate,, congrats!!? those errors in my write up.was as a result of my phone's auto correct shit,, u aint better than me in anyway!!! graduated with second class upper without having to sort or cheat in exams jux by the grace of God!!! fyi,, i can b obsessed with Mr seun osewa 's money,, its none of ur biz!!!

I smell liesss. Female 2nd Class graduates are usually independent minded. Obsession for someone's hard earned cash is not in their dictionary coz they are masters and architects of their own destiny. So keep dreaming but first of all go back to class and study real hard

Fresia01:
absu well represented.... say school bfore u getting first class na war!!!! still love d school... ma alma mata

With your written expression here, why won't it be war for peeps like you to get 2nd class let alone First class. Keep being obssesed with Seun's money

And Drogba replicates his champions league final goal against Bayern munich. Goaaaaaaaaaaaal

dotman19:
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Who knew Don Jazzy once played for Muma Gee? He shared this old pic on instagram and wrote;
"Classic throwback of me and some other instrumentalists just before a show. We were playing for the artist Muma Gee. Opening for the late Mariam Makeba @ the Royal Albert hall. Na me sit down for front. Bassist toh badddd.


See more herehttp://.com/thread/1127/don-jazzy-shares-throwback-pic-of-when-he-used-to-play-for-muma-gee.html

Since Don Jazzy has escalated and expanded now. Me, am wondering with all things being equal, what has become of the big belly of this man at the extreme left. E suppose don burst by now

Happy Weekend Man Urine.

I dont know if am the only one born on

May 1st (workers day)

But who gave him the name Pistol or is it Pistorius? His name led him to his folly

Send confusion in their camp O Lord, like that of the tower of Babel.

But seriously speaking, that govt house is uncalled for and damn expensive. Do you know what it took (equipment and resources) to establish its foundation on top of that rock? And also, going to the hilltop and leaving his people @ the bottom hill thereby creating a gap between him and the governed is unreasonable

babestell:
Who is Jude Nnam?

He is a renowned Organist, Composer and Director of so many Catholic hymns and songs e.g Take and Sanctify, Kosisochukwu, let's celebrate, Lord i bring my gifts, sorom tobechukwu, Surrender to Jesus, and so many others

Lacum, may the blessings, protection, goodness and mercy of the Lord follow you now and forevermore. Amen

Afo ime gbara ikpu oto........meaning pregnancy exposes the V @childbirth

Onye chi anwuru na aka anaghi ele watch......meaning, whoever has tobacco in his palms do not check his watch for time

Onu otula mara mma eji afu opi, mana owu onye ga etinye onu ya?....meaning...the arse hole looks good as a blowing sound instrument but the question is who will put his mouth?

I laugh in swahili. Our youth corpers will soon be drafted into UN peacekeeping missions on civil defense assignment in troubled regions, and also probably for Elections monitoring mission in Africa. Our government just want to shift their financial responsibility to the UN. However, if thats the case, they shouldnt shortchange the corpers coz their pay will be coming in sweet dolls

As a single i think age difference shouldn't be a parameter for mariage decisions. The only common factor should be love. Its is only in Africa that women grow older than men of their mates or approximate ages due to overlabouring from the men. From pounding yam and fufu to fetching water to laundering of clothes. As if its not enough, you also subject her to worries over your incessant extra-marital affairs

When a man treats his wife with love, provides machines and gadgets to ease her labour, that woman will ever appear younger than her age even in old age.

Another reason people think age difference should go in favour of the man, is because we associate seniority with respect and as such we place respect before love. This is putting the cart before the horse. Where there is genuine love, respect abides

TheFEST:
[b]The FEST 2014, the first ever Catholic Family Music Festival, hosted at the Catholic Church of the Ascension, Int'l Airport, Ikeja has announced its music lineup for Saturday, November 1 from 9am to 4pm. The FEST features top, national Christian artists: Timi Dakolo (1st winner, IDOLS West Africa), Ben Ogbeiwi (Project Fame Music Director), Rosemary Chukwu and Prisca D'Nightingale. The FEST is FREE and open to all in and around Lagos.

The FEST is a free, all-day event consisting of faith, fun, and family. The amazing, outdoor family festival is hosted and organized by the Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos in partnership with Mystical Rose Media. Altogether, a team of about 300 volunteers are working to hold this event. At least 10,000 people are expected to grace this incredible day of inspiration and family fun.

The FEST also includes games, activities, giveaways, vendor displays for the whole family and more.

“We are excited to welcome such talented musicians to our stage to celebrate faith and family with members of the 150 parishes, 21 primary and 7 secondary schools of the Archdiocese of Lagos," said Talome Yadua, organizer for The FEST. “This year’s theme is 'The singing family praising God’ to emphasize, in this year of the family, how all of us should praise God as members of his one family.”

There will be a Family Clinic for families needing counselling to be led by Fr. Collins Akhigbe. The day will include the presense of religious congregations to answer attendees who might have questions about the religious life. There will also be a raffle draw at the end of the event with our lucky winners going home with a car, a generator, a smart phone and other consolation prizes.

The FEST opens with a Catholic Mass with the Bishop at 9am.

This maiden edition promises to be the highpoint in the year for thousands with free admission and lots of giveaways.

For more information about The FEST or vendors', sponsors' and volunteers' enquiry, visit www.theFESTnigeria.com or call The FEST on 08033311333 or 07062936349.[/b]

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And Jude Nnam is not featuring in a CATHOLIC music festival in which 'top national christian artists' will perform. If we don't celebrate our own, nobody will do it for us. Just an observation

Nnekamezor i pray that the Lord will fulfill all your heart desires today and give you the grace to do exploits. May He grant you peace of mind, happiness and joy. Songs of victory and testimonies shall fill your mouth, as He send his Angels to guard your ways, your going out and your coming in, through Christ our Lord. Amen

Am really really happy for Desire Oparanozie for making us proud. Played street football with this babe @ Oparanozie street off Royce road in Owerri. I wish her friend Ogechi another pro, will get her own opportunity one day. These babes played with the guys and became tough and rugged in the leather game.

I wish her more power to her strikes

UP super falcons

rockiedink:
Please...abeg...ejooor...what is the ACTUAL scoreline? Because the rate at which una dey type goal for this thread is alarming! If peperson count the number of goals types alone...the scores go be like 100-0

Bros are you a stammerer like me?

In saner climes, the speaker would have reigned after loosing out of the governorship seat. The leader of scotland resigned after loosing out in the referrendum to severe ties with britain

But here, we have greedy leaders and politicians who doesn't have the welfare of the people at heart

Debbie, may our heavenly father shower upon you his infinite blessings. May He direct your footsteps to greater heights and to His glory. The blessings of Psalm 128 vs 2 & 6 and Psalm 121 vs 2, 3, 6-8 shall be your portion now and forever. Amen

stunningjudy, am wishing you a happy birthday. May God bless your new age with more wisdom, knowledge, understanding, counsel, fortitude, piety, and fear of the Lord. Charity, Joy, Peace and Patience will be your follow follow. Goodness, generosity, gentleness, faithfulness, modesty, self control and chastity will not leave you. Above all, i pray that our heavenly father will grant all your heart desires today in Jesus name. Amen LLNP

Ehen! *clears throat* where is the cake?