₦airaland Forum

Mhizkel:
Happy birthday dearie...Wish you all your heart desires in life +LLNP
God bless your new age!!!

Thanks a bunch dearie

TrishaP:
Sweet! Happy belated day to you. Wishing you all the best things in life.
Have a wonderful time.

Where are we celebrating?

Thanks dear, am celebrating in my kitchen. Cooking for myself a sumptuos meal

Yipeeeeee!!!! And to cap it all,

Today is my Birthday

MAY 1st.

I need your prayers and wishes

My only concern with Android is that data subscription charge should come down to a subsidized rate or apply the same monthly charge that was peculiar with BBM.

Btw Today is my Birthday, am a year older. Say me a Happy birthday

buchiluchi:
All this old kpomo na be 19, 21.... Hmmm It is well oo

they were fed with cerelac, oat meal and golden morn. Indomie generation. So don't be surprised they appear older bigger than their age.

You would have given them a run for their money if you had applied #finegurl

CecyAdrian:
I will supervise your swimming

Nada, i don't want you to drool over my 6 packs

Udozeal:
i'll remind you of this words.

Brodaly relax, i only said i will SWIM

Nawaooo!!! Rochas must leave Douglas house today or i swim in Nworie and Otammiri river

sauceny:
Am really sure they were influenced by imsu,i heard & witnessed some cases of wild & untameable owerri girl here in lag.

May God lead us all to the right direction.

how do you relate the influence of one to the other when they share no common boundary or even age bracket? There's no influence from IMSU whatsoever. Its just pure juvenile deliquency and peer influence associated with all girls schools. Our secondary schools needs to go back to their original owners (the missionary) that's when we can get their morals and discipline back

Ojeremi:
Fayose..a disgrace to Yoruba Tribe...u said Buhari was in an Hospital in London. Now He is Trnscorp..u honestly deserve to be evaluated for Mental disorder..i wonder what the white things in ur skull is meant for..or it might have been replaced with indomie..just like ur fellow Doyin Okupe

You are the one that needs mental examination. Fayose is presenting facts that the purpoted claim that GMB is attending a meeting in London is a farce rather he is in a London Hospital while APC media goons are presenting us an interview pix he granted in Transcorp as his London meeting pix.


Are you alright?
Don't let sheer opposition blind your sense of Reasoning.

By the way, its GEJ till 2019

Prophetess Fayose has said it............BUHARI will never rule this country again

sauceny:
It seems you've tasted one of em¿

Am a homeboy, its not about having a taste. They are highly flirtatious. The other 2 notorious girls schools are Ikenegbu girls and Owerri girls but now Owerri Girls has been reclaimed back by the Catholic mission. Discipline, morals and sanity have returned back to that school

Those girls must be students of Bishop Lasbery Girls College, Irete/Orogwe, baddest girls ever liveth in O'town

Nneka123:

Bikonu k'anyi diri n'otu wee tebe ihunanya. Ka ndi be gi buru ndi nkem. Agam ahu gi n'anya kwa ubochi site n'obi anuri n'enweghi ngwucha, n'eme ka obi ruo gi ala mgbe nile. Agam n'egere gi nti na ndumodu gi nile ma kwurugichim n'azu n'ihe nile ina acho.
Agam asopuru gi n'ihe ma na nzuzo okacha n'etiti umunwanyi ibe gi. Anam eso gi n'eso si gi ike na nairaland, mana isoghachighim azu. M nwere ntukwasi obi na eso gi wee n'atu anya mgbe i ga ele anya n'ebem nguzo

Agaghi m ekwe ka isosa ukwu n'aja ma obu ruo oru ike obula n'ihi na ikem ga abu ike gi. Ngum ga abu ebe ntukwasi isi gi mgbe ogbajuru doro n'ahu gi. Nsogbu obula ina agabiga ga abu nkem. Ogaghi adi ofele mana chukwu ga abu ike anyi n'ihunanya anyi

Na agbanyeghi aziza gi, biko soghachie num azu na nairaland ebea

Can you trade your sight for anything? Now that's how apprehensive people get with eye problems. That's equally how lucrative optometry can be.

But please if you don't have passion for it, you won't enjoy the profession. You will become a slave to money and the profession

Omalicha udara nwannum, anyanwu ututu, Oteela ihe gi jiri masiwa m mana enweteghim ohere iji kwuputa uche obim, n'egwu na iga asim mbaa. Oge obula m huru eserese gi na nairaland, obi n'emem jigijigi bambam.
Achorom ka imata na ahurum gi n'anya nke ukwuu, oga amasim ka i buru nne umu m n'odinihu.
Mma gi na achawaputa ka onwa.
I buru ala, i no na Bannana island
I buru ugbo ala, i bu lamborghini.
I buru uloaku, i bu worldbank.
Mana dika isi buru mmadu, i bu odi beze, achala ugo nwanyi. O buru na ikwetem enyi nakwa olulu, agam ekwuputa ya na mpaghara obodo nile m soro ukwu. Anyi buru ofu dika di na nwunye, so nani gi kam ga ahu n'anya, nwanyi ozo agaghi eri oke nke diri gi.
Onye ozia na agarala bu Nneka123

chiibekee:
that's great

Bekee oma, odizi ka obu gi ka o derela ozi a. N'ihi na Obi gi mara mma nke ukwu.

papawemba:
That's quite unbecoming of a lady. Where is your manner?

What has her opinion got to do with her manners? The likes of Obj and Mr. Halid publicly tearing membership cards and you who is supporting them are brazenly uncivilised. What has gone wrong with playing politics with decorum? A party you led and under which you wrecked havoc on the Nigerian economy for 8years and enriched yourself and ur cronies is what Obj is publicly ridiculing and disgracing himself in the name of jumping ship together with this Boko man. Where has their Civility gone to?

They should learn from the treatment Benitez got from Chelsea fans during his short stinct at Chelsea, after his aspersions and ridicule of CFC in his Liverpool days. This is because they may soon want to retrace their footsteps but then it will be too late

So before you remove the log in someone's eyes, remove first the one in your eyes

ginawest:
wot do u expect?z buhari not his broda?...if dey like,dey shud tear all d PDP banners n posters in d country..stupid ignoramuses

#GEJ till 20forever

APC is now using tearing of Oluwole PDP membership card by confirmed APC members as publicity stunt. If you go further to verify, you will believe with me that Mr. Halid was never a PDP member. He could be an APC member or even an inconsequential undecided member of the defunct ANPP or CPC.

Youth leader gbakwaa oku

And he joins the

Almagamation of Pained Criminals

No be me talk am o. Na Sule Lamido

HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY FRIENDS IN CHRIST. PROCLAIM THE GOSPEL WITH YOUR ASH. LIVE AN EXAMINED AND MEDITATIVE LIFE BEARING IN MIND THAT FROM DUST WE CAME AND TO DUST WE SHALL RETURN

ginawest:
we r jes so blessed...m more Dan proud to b an IBO maiden

Am more than proud to know you are a proud Igbo, an Omalicha for that matter . it shows that i nwu juru mmiri ara nne gi afo. Have a beautiful day Omalicha. Check your pm

tola9ja:
[size=19pt]jonathan the real sponsor of boko haram [/size]

evidence-: presidential media

journalist-: did you think the abducted chibok girls will return alive

jonathan-: of course we'll recover them alive [size=19pt]THERE IS NO PLAN TO KILL THE GIRLS[/size]

HE MISTAKENLY REVEAL THE PLAN THEY MAKE SECRETLY




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpZmGtSvbLk

Illiteracy is a disease..Olorun.

WE WILL RECOVER THEM ALIVE AND THERE IS NO PLAN TO KILL THEM, implies that the Multinational Joint task force will recover the Chibok girls and the shelling and air raiding plan of the MNJTF didnt make provision for any collateral damage which ultimately would be the killing of the Chibok girls along with the insurgents during the air raids.

Read your books and stop fooling around on Nairaland. Ode

RIP Munachimso

The reason why you abridged ur name to MUNA (am with) and removed CHIMSO (my God on the move) confounds me.

Call it style or for convenience, it conspicuosly showed that you were all alone. There's a destiny with our name, don't attempt to rebrand your name. Read Jeremiah Ch 1 vs 5.

That bank must be Zenith bank, coz pretty yellow beauties love banking with Zenith bank (from past experience).

BTW I love yellow beauties. They are so adorable and sometimes arrogant but their arrogance or shakara is a turn on for me...I wish to get one

rubey:
Dating her for 3years, you are not ready
Had sex with her, you are not ready
Poured the sperm in her, you are not ready...

Mr, when are you going to be ready for anything in your life!!

Gosh!!! This is rib cracking . I usually tell my guys, don't start what you cannot finish, when it comes to a relationship. An igbo saying goes this way "meekwa onye rinma enyi maka olulu" (befriend/date the good incase of marital commitment or necessity). He knew she was possesed yet he went ahead to eat the possesed fruit. Is his d*ck the annointing that breaks the yoke? He should carry his cross and cry no more

oyin01:
so how did they gain enterance into the city and out of the city... And im not sure there was any military intervention during the robbery attack. Get ur facts together and please this is Neither an apc or pdp affairs, If you see every man in Nigeria as your brother and every woman as your sister. Besides, at the end of the election, we will all still be Nigerians. Irrespective of our political parties and differences. God bless Nigeria.

Please what are the duties of the Police and Soldiers?
I learnt Police deals with internal security while the Army deals with insecurity caused by external invasion and warfare. Conflicts and Civil unrest inclusively. Why do we always blame the Army for the inability of the Police to do their Job? The guns the army use, are they superior than the ones Police use.
When will our Police face robbers squarely and defeat them in gun battle? Nigerian Army already have enough in their hands to contend with.

RIP to the fallen officers and citizens

Nneka123:
Number 3! I never knew it hurts! okay


I think i love this article.

Nneka don't mind the Op. Mine doesn't hurt, its made of steel. Let's practice kickboxing

firstEVA:
superstory

My dear, please, please and please again i don't have time for you.