₦airaland Forum

jack67:
hahaha, Ameachi the puppet

If Buhari no carry am go New York, you for come here dey shout "use and dump"; e carry am now, u still show face here dey shout "puppet".

Well, wail on bro!

Wail on!

dave2meek:
I came here to see you driving another car after playing Asphalt 8

Me too. Instead na screen shots I dey see everywhere.

OP if u tink say u don sabi drive oya enta Lagos-Ibadan express way; go do drifting dia make we see. Send us selfies as u dey express.

Na hosptial u go wake up after four months coma.

ebengems:
in kendrick lammar voice... 'put that pus*sy on a testube' i dey pitty man wey dey analyse this kind woman


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She don marry and even get two children.

Her hubby no need ur pity.

Shove it up your a$$!

MrsPhyno:
Must you bring 'the way ladies do' into this jeez

No its not a must that I bring in "the way ladies do", just wanted to state the obvious.

You know I said the truth hence u re annoyed.

BTW, Madam Phyno abeg stay ur lane.

zinachidi:
yes i'm fvcking kidding.

Ok

The way guys relate after having a misunderstanding is different from the way ladies do.

#JustSaying

There is no difference between a zombie (a walking dead) and a man with a dead conscience.

How can people who have stolen from others or deprived them of their hard earned money (thus making them suffer) sleep at night (No. 1 on the list - Most Politicians).

How do they find comfort while going about their daily activities knowing at the back of their minds that someone is in agony due to their laziness and greed.

He should spend some years in Kirikiri; he shouldnt see his family for a very long time.

adeitoro:
That town has alot of oil soup stain, thus needs thorough laundry services.

Guy you wicked ooo

So u mean say Ibadan people dey use oil soup paint house?

zinachidi:
aba This list is incomplete without aba..

Aba

Are you fvcking kidding?!

That pile of dirt for a town?!

chukwudi44:
It is good.At least people would know it is not possible for any local champion to pocket the NASS!! We cannot allow puppets in government.

What are you saying? We've been having puppets in power since Obasanjo became president in 1999.

Every president answers to someone or some organization. Either some political godfathers or even Western countries.

None of them got there on their own accord people supported them, financially and otherwise and thats who they answer to hence they become puppets of their masters

stickncarrot:
I wish Buhari is prepared, by now, he would have had his ministers. Saharareporters have successfully listed his entourage and haven't said that he is attending the UN General Assembly with any plan for Nigeria.

Were u deaf when he said he would name his ministers in September that he should be held accountable if september passes and he hasn't done that.

Ur childish brainlessness makes me feel like throwing up.

GudluckIBB:
A man who is prepared to be a president (Buhari) is different from the man who became a president accidentally (Jonathan).

Gbam!!!

My thoughts exactly.

A man who knows what he wants and goes after it regardless of who isn't pleased is different from the one who doesn't and so tries to please all who come his way.

kosovo:
Where was him when PMB couldn't provide his certificate?

Where was him when gullible Nigerians said they wanted a president who has NEPA bill?

When was him when PMB stopped the trial of Timi by EFCC?

All these guys think Nigeria of 1984 is the same of 2015.

They think because they are celebrities they should be taken seriously after taking Indian hemp and coke..

Can this dude tell us PMB isn't aware of the massive fraud orchestrated by Amechi?

Where is the useless missing $20 billion stolen by GEJ?

How come it has taken over 4 months to find it?

Where are the missing girls? In my father's house?

This govt came by propaganda and it will surely die by propaganda.

We still have few people know what a brain is met for.

How a few set of irresponsible people deceived 170 million Nigerians in a digital age is totally beyond me. And to think that they placed their future on one dictator is even more ridiculous..

An old man with archaic and discredited political policies in a digital age. My God!

So we should have continued with cluelessness right?!

The truth is,we wanted anytin but Jonathan hence we turned a blind eye to his certificate issue.

GEJ and his goons would have killed us and killed the future of of our kids

Coolomotola:
God protect my kids o.

It pains me when we over rely on God for everything. God won't do for you what he has already given you the power to do.

Protect your kids yourself; put eye for ground like security officer, always talk to your kids, know how they feel, what and how they think and the things that happen in their lives especially at school.

Give them sexual education from two years of age; like telling your child never to allow anyone touch their private part except mummy and that would be only when you are bathing them. If anyone does touch them, they should tell you immediately.

Tell your kids never to pick money from the ground or accept money from strangers.

These are just some examples of what you could do to protect your kids.

God won't come down to do all these for you.....

BTW, God is the ultimate protector but you have to play your own very important role as a mother.

Instead of me to shout Jesus or say "May God save us" like the typical Nigerian would say, I would rather say this.....

The road and transport agencies tasked with the responsibility of ensuring the safety of our roads and the vehicles that ply them have failed woefully in their duties.

Everyday accidents upon accidents; if its not okada accident today, it would be container falls and crushes other vehicles or multiple accidents.

This bloody oyibo man country wey I dey, I no remember wen last I hear of scratch-my-motor type of accident let alone someone or people losing their lives.

Everything works here. Authorities are alive to their duties here but in my country, Nigeria, the opposite is the case and it breaks my heart.

Everybody jus dey do as e like cos we know say the relevant govt agencies no go do anytin, highest u settle dem with small thing.

Agencies such as FRSC, LATSMA and the likes ought to ensure the road worthiness of the vehicles, okads and trucks on our roads.....but no they won't do dat....all they care about is collecting egunje.

BTW, we need trains all over the country especially in a congested city like Lagos.

I'm not talking about locomotive trains but high quality trains that won't break down during the journey.

Would the world end if we have trains running from Lagos to Onitsha and back?

People could be living in Onitsha and be working in Lagos or vice versa; it would take dem less than an hour to get their work places, no traffic issues of any sort.....but companies like ABC transport, Ekenedili Chukwu and other major transport companies won't be happy about and do all they can to stop it cos it would be bad for business. Kai!

See this accident now, this man died cause of simple brake failure. Chai!!!

Imagine this same trailer had failed brake on a sloppy road by a very busy market; we know the high number of lives that would be lost.

Nigerian authorites mak una wake up to una responsibilities!!! This death everyday is getting too much.

Why why!!! Why accidents everyday

agarawu23:
If the person na black, that lastma will not carry him/her.

I don't know when we Nigerians will stop taking oyinbo ppl like 'god'. But they don't give a damn about you when 'you' come to their country.

Nonsense

We Nigerians are our own problems.

We go worship dem wen dem kom our country even giving dem security personnels to guard dem but wen we go their own, dem no go take us as anything.

Infact dem go dey look us like thieves terrorists and the likes. They could even arrest you for steering at a white lady.

I'v been a victim of racism; on several occassions. Damn its very painful no matter how you try to ignore it.

Whynotthetruth:
Thank God I am from SE where my freedom is guaranteed... with NOBODY having to dictate to my conscience and deeds even as an adult irrespective of our political leanings...

Have you heard the phrase "Loyalty to Political Party"?!!

If you have, you won't have said this rubbish.

Even Buhari isn't in support of Saraki's actions and has insisted on respect of party supremacy.

Or is Buhari from the SW?!

Crocz:
Thanks bro

Thou I tried using the Injector before, didn't work still...but I have a feeling ur method will work. And about the Microsoft Visual and Direct X as well as other gaming softwares, I've got them up to date.

Thanks again

You welcome bro

deadZONE:
Is there another definition for 3D?

I jus tire my broda.

All I see here is 2D.

deadZONE:
Its better than sitting under a tree to learn.

like we see in the NORTH.

And that justifies their sitting on the floor to learn.

Are you daft or what?!!

I rush kom this thread thing this OP get beta tin to talk sef.

Smh

Op, I read the article on ur blog.

Why dis kind title?!

You make it sound like Buhari's govt is just hacking into any and every Nigerian's social media account thus invading our privacy where as in the article it clearly states that security operatives are monitoring the social media accounts of those they believe to have links to Boko Haram.

Op, tak ya time oooo!

No provoke some people here!

Abeg change dat title.

Queeee:
Euros

O boy...!

I no go even wait to get holy water or olive oil to grab everytin dia....

There is definitely something wrong with the Kardashian family.

Kourtney marriage don scatter, same with Khloe.

Make we no talk about dia mother own. Married to now "legendary Cathlyn Jenner".

Oh Kanye West, definitely ur own dey road. Even ur main guys (including Jay-Z) no gree attend your wedding.

Why I dey even waste my time on these people sef wen mata full ground for our obodo Nigeria e.g Saraki VS APC/Tinubu/Buhari.

Makes she keep those expired, low self esteem, half-alive slippers.

I no need am

Nothing like confident bobby wey dey stand dey look you, weda small or big.

Talk true!!!

So if u wan bang babe and she carry dat kind tin for chest, how u want tak suck d booby?!

Hmmm...

Hmmmm....educative.

How come no ladies here yet?!!

See post wey go benefit una but no babe here yet.

But if na post on Wizkid, una go rush go there one time.

After wen small mata kom up for una marriage, na to dey catch witch and wizard, jumping from church to church.

Smh

Hmmm....I really don't care about both producers, most of the songs they've produced gat no meaning, just junk all over the place and the typical naija beat.

Tell me the producers of "Wish me well" (Timi Dakolo) and "Pray for me" (Darey Art-Alade) then we can start talking.

Hmmm.....oya make we see d recorded broadcast make we confirm who dey talk true and who dey lie for d mata.

I gree everytin except number 3 cos by the time konji hold una two, after u finish....na to call carpenter to repair una damaged furniture.

BTW, girls love rough sex (though not all the time)

Oya make we see d recorded broadcast make we confirm who dey talk true and who dey lie