₦airaland Forum

VickyRotex:
And how's it Ambode's fault? Is he the one driving the truck, or Is he the owner of the truck?

Please, I want to know!

You obviously don't know what a governor's responsibility is.

Receive sense!

Its free in my area.

Kachichukwu is giving out free petrol in my area.

If you can trek from where u live to my area, then u wld also get it.

profmallory:
Both were powerful, beautiful and influential. Now they are both gone. One day it would be our turn.. where do you plan on spending the life after this vain one?

I'm not making any plan on that cos there is no life after this one.

If you can show me where I was before I was born, then I wld believe there is a life after this one.

IMO, after death comes darkness; an eternal sleep.

We are just monkeys living in a ship floating across space.

searching4l0ve:
NIGERIAN GIRLS CAN ONLY GIVE YOU GREEN LIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY TO THROW AROUND NOT BY ALL THOSE EPISTLES YOU WROTE UP THERE. THEIR GREEN LIGHT IS FOR SALE TO GULLIBLE MEN WHO GUARANTEES HER STEADY FLOW OF MONEY WHILE SHE FLEECE HIM CONTINOUSLY IN THE NAME OF LOVE THEY ARE ALL THIEVES THAT SHOULD BE USED AND DUMPED LIKE TISSUE PAPER. SHOW ME A NIGERIAN GIRL THAT DOESN'T LOVE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY AND I WILL SHOW YOU A PREGNANT VIRGIN BUNCH OF HUNGRY POVERTY STRICKEN SMELLING BIITCHES


#team foreign girls

And foreign girls don't like money too?

BTW, the word foreign is ambigous. If your foreign refers to African girls or South American ladies and u think they don't like money, mehn u are on a long thing!

Keneking:
Great

- OBJ is the real hero of democracy

Guy, u fall my hand here.

Do u really know what democracy is?

I don't think so.

Yeast is yeast!!!

Dis is fuc.king disgusting!

serah109:
9ce one dude. But remember fathers are never wrong b4 ther children. Leave d house and visit once a while

But we know that is a mistake most parents make just like this dude's dad and most don't even know they are hurting their child or ruining his future.

Yes, visiting once in a while is a good idea cos there is more respect and value in scarcity.

Therock5555:
trust me when I say not even depression can make me commit suicide, I love my life but I'm just scared I don't do something we all may regret someday cus I'm almost at my breaking point

Good to know you are not suicidal.

However, so u don't get to your breaking point and do something you would regret, move out of your dad's house.

Sometimes parents could be a real pain in the a$$. I have had relative peace since I left my dad's house. All the complaints and constant sermons were really cranking me up.

Op, I believe you would be happier once you stop being under the same roof with that man.

If you can't leave immediately, all your efforts shld be at making plans towards that.

evegran:
it's my ghost.

If your ghost looks this good, I wonder what the real you would look like...

evegran:
lol.
And it's "receive" not "recieve".
oh! you're welcome

Thanks. No mind me. Typo.

BTW, na u dey ur profile pic

Ishilove:
Oh dear...I'm speechless...

So u quote the whole post to write dis small tin....?

Receive sense!

The poster above me also need to "Receive sense"!

@OP....move out of that house, no matter what it takes cos if you don't, due to your depressed state you may even begin to consider taking you life.

No excuses, move out of that house and stay as far as you can from your dad or you would lose you sanity or even worse, commit suicide.

chillian:
LWKMD no be small goody goody sweet die ooo and dat bird whistle e dey sweet to blow when you pore water inside

Chai! You are definitely not in the indomie generation.

Your detail with dat bird whistle brought back some memories.

mctifey:
7. This long socks o. Like footballers'

axiliborha:
COMPUTER SOCKS

And d socks can hard to wash.

Doughyeenbae:
You live in a room and you have a maid..odikwa very alright.

I b tink say na only me notice am.

In dis harsh economy, one room with maid.

I thought I had seen and heard it all.

mysticdollar:
Please stop watching too much Hollywood movies

So what shld we watch; Nollywood?!

suxkill:
I didn't mention Buhari because he needs more tym.but wit they way things are looking,gbege dey town.
admit it dude.

Mehn....I no go lie, as dis govt dey go, fear don dey catch me, but I dey try keep hope alive.

suxkill:
GEJ is not a saint dude,but he still better than other previous president we've had.
so stop hating,

Good.....u didnt say better than PMB cos u know he still has time to change things...

Tallesty1:
@OP, I will be like. "well, doc, it depends on what you mean by "active" because I know of volcanoes that have not erupted in the past 10years yet they're active".

This got me cracking

If only I had tot of something similar d day my dad asked "Ken, what is your status"

suxkill:
you must be high on daura weed when you typed this poo,I lost a cousin in Plateau st first twin bomb blast.
my shop is there as well. but life goes on dude.

your messiah has bastardized our economy.

biz is not buzzing compared to the last 6ix months.

inflation occur virtually every two months.

scarcity and price of fuel is something else.

I will tame (BH) in three months if voted....Buhari

we are winning the war.......Buhari

BH only carry out structured attacks.......Kano +Yola=unstructured attacks.


abeg try get sense nah.
suffering and smiling kills faster than ebola dude.

If you had been this vocal during GEJ's tenure, I would have been impressed but sorry I'm not impressed with ur online ranting.

suxkill:
A true democrat!!!


a humble man to the core!!!


man of peace!!!


the best president Nigeria has ever had!!!

If you had lost someone to Boko Haram durimg his tenure, you won't have spewed this rubbish here.

princeogbeide1:
Accident is inevitable!

Wrong!!!

Here where I live, such accidents don't happen.

But in naija where the road safety officers do nothing as such anyone can just enta d road with no prior knowledge of driving, no driver's licence, with expired papers or with vehicles in bad conditions, wat do u expect?

Behira:
I like d gurl, she's really pretty but notin trips me abt d dude

Lesbian alert!

collinspro:
I am messed up right now and I need your advice. I work in a company where I report directly to a lady. My woe started when I went to her office one day to pick up a file. As I entered her office, my phone rang so I decided to take the call. The call was a bit long so she decided to get the file for me from one of the file cabinets. As she bent for the bottom drawer her skirt tore terribly exposing her panties. The phone almost dropped from my hand. I tried to hurry out of the office but she called me back to help her go across the street to stitch it. I was almost frozen. Ever since then she has been disturbing me to sleep with her.

She said she gave me the job because she love me. I just got married and don't want to cheat. Yesterday, she called me and and dropped the bombshell " if you don't sleep with me I will fire you". What do I do? I don't want to lose that job. I am considering reporting her to my general manager but I am afraid of the consequence.

Dude, record her next conversation with u about u having sex with her.

So u can use it as evidence against her when the time is right.

However, don't give in to her demands, cos if u say its just once, she wld demand for more and it wld be d beginning of an affair that would destroy ur marriage in the end.

sinaj:
I prefer his dada I mean dreadlock




It suit him better, perhaps it's coz m nt yet use to diz face



Fyne fwesh bwoy

I don't know why I have a crush on u but I do.

*Anyway its allowed.

TonyeBarcanista:
Hahaaha, So Tony Nwoye has finally defected to APC? Well, I'm not the one. Tony is from Anambra state. He is a former PDP Chairman in the state.

Phwee! Thank God!

Was afraid there may be no one to show us the other side of things on APC and Buhari's policies and actions.

Good to know you are still on the other side of the iron curtain watching this govt in 3D glasses.

Speaking when the Tony Nwoye-led faction of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) stormed the head­quarters of the ruling party in Abuja yesterday

CC: TonyeBarcanista................Is this you?

Refute this and shame the devil

hakeem4:
hmmmmmmm people like you don't show people in exam hall

You no dey shame say instead of you to read, prepare for exam, you dey hope to go copy person for exam hall.

Tomorrow, you go open you big mouth dey lie to you children say when you dey skool, you dey very serious with you book and you no dey look person work.

No wonder we get half-baked and uncooked graduates everywhere, calling on government to perform miracles in their lives.

Smh

sameer1212:
My thought and prayers are with #YOLA and KANO#

Bless you for this.

This is what every Nigerian should be doing not putting up the flag of France; persons who don't give a sh.it about us.

I hope is married and not adding to the list of baby daddys in the naija entertainment industry.

BTW, cute baby.

Going through these posts, I can officially say I'm an elder

Vinshu:
I'm catching my fun

B like you no get something to keep you busy for Lefkosa (skool or work) cos front page peeps na mostly jobless people.

edenhazard:
[size=50pt]ARE THEY IGBO ?? ? [/size]

sigiyaya:
Are the accused YORUBAS?

Both of you are confused IDIOTS!

So you don't know what part of the country those names emanate from