Romance › Re: Photos From My Cross North Tour by modsfucker: 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2019 |
Ok na |
Celebrities › Re: I Will Mess A Quran Up - Etinosa After Using Bible As Ashtray by modsfucker: 8:17am On Dec 02, 2019 |
She'd pay for it sooner or later.... We don't overlook desecration of our Holy Book, even from far away abroad. We make sure we retaliate in the harshest possible way.
A response is gonna be issued out very soon. She's too small to even be targeted |
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by modsfucker: 12:41am On Dec 02, 2019 |
Xisnin: He apparently isn't that creative at least to sound minds. He thinks he's a creative writer... But he always caption his stories "My friend's father..........." what a terrible writer he is. |
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by modsfucker: 10:25pm On Dec 01, 2019 |
tianshie: I went to secondary school with Eze. His father, Thaddeus, fought in the Biafra war. What we know about his father's wartime experience is that the war ended for Thaddeus when he was wounded in Onitsha in 1968. He came home.
Recently a man from Eze's father's village who had fought the war with Thaddeus told my friend's mother (on the phone) that actually Thaddeus died in the war. This man had fled to Gabon after the war. He'd just returned to the country.
Since the news broke, Thaddeus hasn't been seen. He'd been in the bathroom when my friend's mother took the call on the phone. After the call, my friend and his mother could hear the splash of water in the bathroom, but when they opened the door there was no one there!
What advice do you have for the family? I've never heard sh*t like this before!! Creative writing taken to a whole new level.... Your topics on creative writing workshops are still on your profile. And the terrible aspect of it is that it's always about my friend's father, just like your last topic.... |
Romance › Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity At NYSC Camp by modsfucker: 1:34pm On Dec 01, 2019 |
[quote author=DonJanez post=84524124][/quote]THIS REMINDS ME OF MY NYSC DAYS, 2010 PRECISELY.... A GIRL VOLUNTARILY WENT FOR A HIV TEST, ONLY FOR HER TO COME OUT CRYING PROFUSELY, AFTER TESTING POSITIVE. SO I ADVISE YOU SUSTAIN YOUR CELIBACY. |
Travel › Re: Newly Discovered Sea Creatures That Will Make You Scream by modsfucker: 8:53pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
Man is far ahead of those creatures... Man doesn't need to fight with those creatures, chemical weapons are enough for them. |
Crime › Re: ‘how N18bn Was Paid Into Mompha’s Nigerian Bank Account' - Witness Tells Cou by modsfucker: 7:52am On Nov 30, 2019 |
But I thought na for Dubai the guy dey do his business jeje |
Health › Re: 3D Design Of Kano Cancer Centre (Photos) by modsfucker: 8:03pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Aboki will still prefer to wash prick with kettle What do you wash yours with? Or do you belong to the stinking shake and go team? |
Fashion › Re: Onwer Of Skin Whitening Body Wash Spa Rains Curses On Haters (video) by modsfucker: 3:34pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
She sounds frustrated  |
Travel › Re: British Airways Flight Heading To Abuja Loses Engine Mid-Air by modsfucker: 7:12am On Nov 28, 2019 |
hope4nigeria: the emergency team in Abuja might have left duty post, was is not in Abuja we read sometimes ago they were using touch light in airport and leader for passengers to disembark from aircraft? Thank God they return to London oh. In emergency landing cases, pilots normally choose the nearest airports and in this situation, at best Heathrow seems to be the nearest or at worst, since the aircraft still runs on one engine, the pilot voted to return to base even if there were more closer airports. But on a serious note, you need to be more concerned about your English more than these trivial issues. |
Travel › Re: British Airways Flight Heading To Abuja Loses Engine Mid-Air by modsfucker: 7:06am On Nov 28, 2019 |
Kalapizim: It was the only logical thing to do as they were closer to Uk aunty, which one is landing in Abuja a death trap ? Don't mind the unpatriotic frustrated human being. Such anti-Nigeria element or internal saboteurs, rant and make all manner of demeaning remarks about the Country at the slightest opportunity. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Fiancée, Chioma, Stuns In New Picture by modsfucker: 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
Geminita1:
This hair i must get it before the year runs out. It can transform your look from a 7 to a 10. The same hair Tacha used to deceive all her fans.
I can't come and carry last. This nunu I must enjoy it before the year runs out |
Business › Re: Pos: Fuel Stations To Charge N50 On Product Sales From Dec 1 by modsfucker: 8:53am On Nov 26, 2019 |
Na to go withdraw everything for my account after salary payment, simple
They will see cashfull society nonsense |
Politics › Re: Alhassan Doguwa: Speaker Sent Me Official Cars After My Election Nullification by modsfucker: 10:05am On Nov 25, 2019 |
Padi Padi NASS |
Nairaland General › Re: My Experience At NIMC Enrollment Centre, Ramat Polytechnic, Maiduguri. by modsfucker: 11:48am On Oct 04, 2019 |
tsephanyah: I might help u to do it.. But I don't know who u are and I don't want to comprise my identity, or exchange contacts.. So go to Sir kashim and asked for Alh hassan birma.... And tell him what happen to u... Just approach him with confidence.. He will do it for you. Even today I love you too  |
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Ganduje, Abba, Tambuwal, Aliyu Know Fate Tomorrow by modsfucker: 10:12am On Oct 01, 2019 |
Kagarko: Kano ta Ganduje ce. In Shaa Allah Allah Ya haramtawa kansa zalunci kuma baya son masu zalunci... Kowa yasan cewa ayyana Ganduje a matsayin wanda yaci zaben Kano zaluncine kuma Allah BaZai kyale ba, ko a duniya ko a lahira. |
Family › Re: Ladies Breastfeeding Baby In Public. Right Or Wrong? by modsfucker: 10:01am On Oct 01, 2019 |
kestolove95: Very right but some useless stupid men will b steering as if dey want to suck to, useless creatures no wonder bobrisky change his gender If I should bare my dick in the open, you would definitely salivate to death. |
Family › Re: [deleted] by modsfucker: 9:10pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
sweetmelanin: Until this past weekend, having sex once a month seemed to be a normal frequency in my marriage but on a recent girls night out, my girlfriends and I were gisting where I discovered that most of them are active 3- 4 times a week. I was shocked and couldn't imagine how one can get aroused so many times in a week by someone you have lived with for years and seen all their flaws and all.
For the past five years in marriage, once a month has always been the norm between my husband and I.
Now I'm left questioning if this is normal. I think everyday is Ok and will bring you closer... At worst you can make it thrice a week but that your once a month is a No No... I get aroused everyday but my wife's libido isn't as strong as mine, so I settled for thrice a week. |
Business › Re: Throwback Picture Of Aliko Dangote With His Grandfather Dantata In Kano by modsfucker: 12:46pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
He looks established as at 1977 but he continued to pursue his dreams till he became the richest black man. But youths of nowadays will not allow us sleep once they have encounter with few millions. |
Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: Jaruma Gifts Tacha 50 Million Naira After Being Disqualified by modsfucker: 12:29pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
What an irony... Thought this lady couldn't hide her happiness recently after receiving some paltry Dirhams from hushpuppi equivalent to few million Naira when she put to bed.... So na this one fit dash someone fifty milla abi?
Always making incoherent statements just to trend and remain relevant... No problem we're watching
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Health › Re: How Did You Feel When You Went For Your Last HIV Test? by modsfucker: 1:47pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
Hmmm I remember when I wanted to do mine after receiving a kiss and Mouth Action from a lady.... I went round more than 5 hospitals but couldn't muster the courage to tell them I come for HIV test...
In one of the hospitals, I told them I wanna check my blood group... Before they draw my blood, I saw their menu and luckily HIV test was among the list. So I tell the woman I wanna do that too. Can you imagine the smart woman busted my bubble, asking me if I had initially came for the HIV test.... I felt so ashamed... I had to locatey exit on my way to the accounts section to make payments.... Though I never had sex, in the end I turned out to be negative... |
Celebrities › Re: Gedoni And Khafi Unfollow Each Other On Instagram. by modsfucker: 5:50am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Am I the only one who has yet to see the unfollowing? The attached pictures didn't show any unfollowing shit. |
Politics › Re: ISIS-backed Boko Haram Faction ‘Executes’ Nigerian Aid Worker by modsfucker: 1:40pm On Sep 25, 2019 |
mushystuff: And for some reason the NA declared this same organisation persona non grata for supposedly aiding BH! What's the link? How come the NA and other security agencies made no move to rescue these persons that were kidnapped 2 months ago? Is this how they are winning the war against terrorism? You're giving in to the script played by the insurgents and their co-conspirators |
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Shares First Baby Photos by modsfucker: 12:39pm On Sep 18, 2019 |
octavian: Bros on a lighter note, please what happened to LUMOUS? Let me list out few of the issues that I feel are wrong with LUMOS : I traveled for sometime so I wasn't able to subscribe for my LUMOS throughout the period I was absent. As I came back, I paid for a month subscription, only for them to deduct everything and refused to give me light, telling me that I paid for the debt incurred while I was not around... In simple terms, I paid for services not delivered... Which is far worse than the DSTV we've been complaining about. Secondly, before I purchases the shitbox, I was told that I can plug my Laptop and TV to it, only for me to realise that I can only use 32 inches TV on it. I equally couldn't use my laptop on it. Also, in addition to the two bulbs that came with the system, I purchased 2 additional bulbs at the rate of N3k each and they assured me that those bulbs can last more than 2 years... On the contrary, under 4 months, two of the bulbs are already dead with the remaining 2 exhibiting signs of going. So, to sum it up all, I'm made to be paying N4, 800 for subscription monthly, which is far more than what I pay for the normal electricity, which powers my refrigerator and other heavy items during the same period. Also, if I'm to replace the 4 dead bulbs, I'll have to cough out N12k. So if I'm to do the Mathematics, I've spent more than I can imagine on this LUMOS shiit withinna matter of 4 months, and the only thing I enjoy from it is just the light and the fan... Nothing more... |
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Shares First Baby Photos by modsfucker: 8:18am On Sep 18, 2019 |
Exwizaard: Who bleeped her to stupor?
Meanwhile Contact me for LUMOS MOBILE ELECTRICITY Fvck the extortion in disguise called LUMOS. Why the fvck should I be paying for something I did not consume? You had better come and pick your shiit from my house. |
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Richest Pastors In The World And Their Cars by modsfucker: 8:11am On Sep 18, 2019 |
Still waiting for the list of ten richest Imams 
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Travel › Re: Uber Driver Flogs Lady Out Of His Car (Video) by modsfucker: 9:44am On Sep 13, 2019 |
NIGERIAJAGAJAGA: the op must high to say he don't want to know what they did. what of if they tried to strangle him or do bad things to him. The driver was saying why are videoing me, get out. |
Politics › Re: Tribunal Judgment: Festus Keyamo Congratulates Buhari At Home (Photo) by modsfucker: 8:09am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Bunnatex: Oga this is the mentality that will prevent or hinder Nigeria from moving forward. This is not about APC or PDP. This is about the future of Nigeria. Both are bunch of the fruit. They cannot take us to the future. We need a youth to take over and lead our nation to prosperity. Like Yahaya Bello or FFK abi? Can you please suggest a competent youth for us? Abi Sowore |
Politics › Re: Tribunal Judgment: Festus Keyamo Congratulates Buhari At Home (Photo) by modsfucker: 11:31pm On Sep 11, 2019 |
Let the countdown to 2023 begins immediately... Atiku stands a better chance after Buhari than any candidate APC would present. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nnamdi Kanu With UK Pm Boris Johnson by modsfucker: 7:46pm On Sep 11, 2019 |
madenigga: Today is September 11, one day after Ipob and family told us that Nnamdi KANU was in Brussels to address the Uk Parliament, yet no news. If really Nnamdi KANU met with anybody by now the whole internet would be agog with the pictures.
I am Igbo, but guys come on, isn't all these tactics proving everyday to be a scam?
We all need to wise up.
Nnamdi KANU is just playing you all, with words stop falling for his antics. Wake up Guy man, you are not allowed to say this.... Allow the Albino chop na.... Igbos must fall mugu all their lives, from Ojukwu to some pale shitman. |
Politics › Re: Meet Louis Edet: Nigerian 1st Inspector General Of Police by modsfucker: 12:29pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
Awol1: Out of all the IGs we've had, u could only count three You're free to memtion the rest and their ethnic affiliation. |
Politics › Re: Meet Louis Edet: Nigerian 1st Inspector General Of Police by modsfucker: 10:39am On Sep 10, 2019 |
Awol1: Those times when being the IG of police was not the exclusive preserve of the born to rule stock.
Currently, there's no Igbo DIG and AIG in the Nigerian police, which goes to tell that the nomads are gonna still be IG for a long time. Is Tafa Balogun a nomad? Is Idris Kpotum a nomad? Is the current IG a nomad? So in your own dictionary, any non-Igbo is a nomad right? Bunch of unexposed mofos  |